Strip Club Reports

[Jimmy Greek]

Agree, if you drain you pipe before going you might as well stay home, there is not point in going.

I recommend not draining the pipe and letting the peeler do that.

MM.

Happy Draining!!

[Pussylicker2]

Also stopped at Bogarts. Smoky and hot younger chick there. But, I could not get the old hag away from me, so I could get a dance from the young one. Ended up getting a phone call, and had to leave, anyway.

I've had that problem. I've gotten up and walked to the stage and tipped the dancer and ask her for a private when she's through. When she's done I go up to her and say are you ready?

[TheGoodLookin1]

I pre test each box before I go back; a slight brush up against the raw beaver while tipping up front alleviates a lot of misery. Might have to get a few dollars in to really get descent contact. Any slight hint of odor STOP there.

I still can't wrap my head around it, how a woman can stand a smell like that. I was stung once like that several years back. Really traumatized me was gunshy for months no shit.

You must be a nigga because you have no idea how to write something and have it make any sense.

I left this up on purpose so that everybody could see why I banned this racist douchebag.

Fuck you asswipe

A2

[Timberwolf]

I had one issue though. As soon as we finished some BJ, and she started riding me (cover on) and I get a slight indication of a dead fish. (should've proceeded to finish since I was pretty hard) but I chose to go doggy next. The next thing I know, the smell was so bad (as soon as she bent down and spread out), I had totally lost my interest and just wanted to get the hell out! So bad that junior didn't want to cum anymore.

Maybe one of her bad days!

Covers can do this with some of the ladies. I used to see a BackPage "escort" that had this very issue. Went down on her w / o the slightest issue. Seeing how far I could get my tongue in her. Wrapped it up for FS and within minutes her cooter stunk like hell. Not just an odor, it was fucking foul.

[Firemanoh]

Hello all! I've visited the cricket on a Thursday, very early during the afternoon shift. Only a handful of dancers working. Maria was by far the best of the talent. So, I tipped her while she was on stage, and she came over to have a conversation. Quickly worked out the details, got CBJ for $. Good looking, short, brunette, with a great set of fake tits.

Also stopped at Bogarts. Smoky and hot younger chick there. But, I could not get the old hag away from me, so I could get a dance from the young one. Ended up getting a phone call, and had to leave, anyway.

[Firemanoh]

Stopped by the cricket again and got talked into going back with McKenzie. Everything was on the table but took a BBBJ it was toothy and subpar. Need to find somewhere else to go to get consistent service. There is one bigger brunette girl there that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, sloppy, no hands, and swallows. She's a scooter but can perform I just haven't seen her there lately and I can never remember her name since she has her mouth full before the curtain is all the way closed. The flight club and been major GPS zone now and I hate even stopping in anymore.

I believe you are talking about the amazing Riley. Wore a "Deep Throat Princess" shirt one time when I was there. More like Deep Throat Queen. I'd bestow a higher title on her if I could.

Last I heard, she had moved out west (CA) and is working out there. I asked the bouncer at SC when I was there last week.

[WesJ96]

Not last week of the month, but the first week of the month. These girls have poor money management skills, they never pay rent on time. My buddy rents a condo to two girls.

Yes I've had better luck the first week of the month.

[Deano666]

I never got a chance to post a review of my visit to cricket the other day. And she is the one I ended up going back with. Agree with everything mentioned for the most part. Nice tits, easy to negotiate and pretty good body for the bang.

I had one issue though. As soon as we finished some BJ, and she started riding me (cover on) and I get a slight indication of a dead fish. (should've proceeded to finish since I was pretty hard) but I chose to go doggy next. The next thing I know, the smell was so bad (as soon as she bent down and spread out), I had totally lost my interest and just wanted to get the hell out! So bad that junior didn't want to cum anymore.

Maybe one of her bad days!

I pre test each box before I go back; a slight brush up against the raw beaver while tipping up front alleviates a lot of misery. Might have to get a few dollars in to really get descent contact. Any slight hint of odor STOP there.

I still can't wrap my head around it, how a woman can stand a smell like that. I was stung once like that several years back. Really traumatized me was gunshy for months no shit.

[Jay23]

Strategies on when to go.


- Go at times when dancers are likely to need money. Late in the month is good, because rent may be due soon. A few weeks before Christmas, because they need extra money for presents. I've even seen "retired" dancers show up a few times before Christmas to get some extra cash.

Not last week of the month, but the first week of the month. These girls have poor money management skills, they never pay rent on time. My buddy rents a condo to two girls.

[Marelobo Mex]

Why would we drain our pipes before heading to the club?

Agree, if you drain you pipe before going you might as well stay home, there is not point in going.

I recommend not draining the pipe and letting the peeler do that.

MM.

[Mstersds]

Has anyone come across any asian dancers in the area?

[SilentStorm]

I concur. She is great. Works day shift. I plan to repeat.

23 YO dirty-blonde with nice B-Cs (with very small bars piecing her nipples). Curvy and attractive body (but not thin if that is what you want). Very cute and into what she does and what you do to her. Flower tat on shoulder. Clean package (good hygiene (no stink), smooth skin, no stretch marks, soft hair), no rush and no drama. Was not able to get BBBJ, only CBJ which was great including extensive DTing. Takes direction well for both CBJ and CFS. Oh yeah, did I say very cute.

I never got a chance to post a review of my visit to cricket the other day. And she is the one I ended up going back with. Agree with everything mentioned for the most part. Nice tits, easy to negotiate and pretty good body for the bang.

I had one issue though. As soon as we finished some BJ, and she started riding me (cover on) and I get a slight indication of a dead fish. (should've proceeded to finish since I was pretty hard) but I chose to go doggy next. The next thing I know, the smell was so bad (as soon as she bent down and spread out), I had totally lost my interest and just wanted to get the hell out! So bad that junior didn't want to cum anymore.

Maybe one of her bad days!

[SilentStorm]

Strategies on when to go.

Negotiation strategies.

- Always be willing to walk away from a deal. This is a standard for all negotiations. Sometimes it's easier said than done when there's a major hottie willing to do things that junior is craving, though. To avoid that, drain the pipes before heading to the).

That's a well thought out strategy, except for the one above. That I can't understand. Why would we drain our pipes before heading to the club? Wouldn't we want to save it for the club? The very purpose of the visit.

[ScSearch]

Been a while, probably about a year. Used to stop in and see a day shift dancer that went by Italia. Anyone know if she is still around? Stopped in a few times in the last couple months with no luck.

[Bacon Bread]

Strategies on when to go.

- Go at times when the club is slow. There's less competition from other customers and the dancers are more likely to negotiate. The down side is that there may be less dancers. Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday are slowest during the week. Slow times of the year are January and February since everyone spent their money on Christmas presents or New Years. The weeks after normal party times (St. Patricks, July 4, Super Bowl) might be good options too.

- Go at times when dancers are likely to need money. Late in the month is good, because rent may be due soon. A few weeks before Christmas, because they need extra money for presents. I've even seen "retired" dancers show up a few times before Christmas to get some extra cash.

- Go late to see the daytime shift and stay for the night shift. This avoids paying for the club cover with the benefit of seeing both the day and night time crew. This has the down side of spending a lot of time at the club, because sometimes the highest night shift dancers don't show up until 9 pm or later.

Negotiation strategies.

- Always be willing to walk away from a deal. This is a standard for all negotiations. Sometimes it's easier said than done when there's a major hottie willing to do things that junior is craving, though. To avoid that, drain the pipes before heading to the club.

- Always do negotiations at the table (I. E. Outside the VIP). Negotiations in the VIP never go your way, because she knows how to get the little head excited and when that happens the big head loses every time.

- Have a price you're willing to pay in mind before you even start negotiating, then counter her offer with an amount below your price. That way, when you give up some of your initial offer, she thinks she's getting more out of you. For example, let's say you're willing to pay 150. She starts at 200, you counter with 100, you meet in the middle at 150.

- If she counters with a price you're willing to pay, then (even though it's a price you're willing to pay) try to get something extra out of the deal. Continuing the previous example, she starts w /200, you counter w /100, she counters w /150, you say something like "that's more than I wanted to pay, but I'll do it if you throw in XYX" (I. E. Whatever the extra thing you're wanting).

- Always confirm the entire agreement before heading back to the VIP.

- Always pay at the end. If she insists on you paying up front, then walk away. It's almost a guarantee that she's going to scam you in some way.

Cost saving strategies.

- Going late to the day time shift and staying for the nighttime shift avoids the cover.

- Going at slow times might lead to other cost savings (e. G. Complimentary booth, cheaper prices from dancers).

Most of this has been covered here and there on this thread, but nice to have it compiled in one place.

Interestingly, most of this advice also applies to buying a car.