Massage Parlor Reports

**Glenn Uknow** · 01-15-19 20:10

Originally Posted by CuriousJorge [View Original Post]

I want to stop by this spot, how much damage can I expected to incur? House fee and only interested in good massage, table shower, and HJ + CBJ.

$50 for the half hour, and maybe 60, maybe 70, not sure, for the hour. The rest is between you and her.

**CuriousJorge** · 01-12-19 19:19

I want to stop by this spot, how much damage can I expected to incur? House fee and only interested in good massage, table shower, and HJ + CBJ.

**Tates1** · 01-12-19 14:46

Originally Posted by Rush0011 [View Original Post]

How much was the tip in your dream.

Tips in dreams for HE usually range from. 3 to. 4 but I she got. 5 as I was trying to entice her for FS next time. Whatever happens I will be reporting back once I go back to sleep.

**Rush0011** · 01-12-19 13:24

How much was the tip in your dream.

Originally Posted by Tates1 [View Original Post]

Had a dream that I visited Yoko at this private home. She's an older lady who is half Peruvian and half Japanese. She speaks Spanish and broken English that's passable. If you're not into Cougars this one is not for you. The massage itself is lacking as she lightly rubs your choice of lotion or oil on you. On the turn she gives an ok HE but this is where the dream got better.

She was fully clothed but she got into my roaming underneath the clothing. I boldly decided to lift up her shirt and played with the girls. I asked if I could pull her pants down, she didn't say no so I decided to go for it. She didn't stop me and I pulled her jeans and panties down. She did pull back when I went for the FIV but a little more kissing and licking of the nips helped ease her into it. Mind you I'm sitting up on the table while she's still tugging away as I play with her little man in the boat. She was moaning pretty hard and it got me pretty excited that I didn't want the fun to end so I started to pull away so I could try and get her on the table but I ended up popping in her hands.

She's very accommodating as she offered to clean up with either hot towels or a body wash. The damage is. 8 plus tip for 45 minutes. Normally I wouldn't dream about an experience like that again but,1) it's in a comfortable private home so no need to do the embarrassing walk of shame past the Day Care / Barber Shop / Nail Salon, etc. Into an AMP and 2) even though I didn't get FS I do think with a little more coaxing I could take it there. This is when I woke up from the dream.

https://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massa...miami-fl-12039#reviews.

**Tates1** · 01-11-19 18:44

Had a dream that I visited Yoko at this private home. She's an older lady who is half Peruvian and half Japanese. She speaks Spanish and broken English that's passable. If you're not into Cougars this one is not for you. The massage itself is lacking as she lightly rubs your choice of lotion or oil on you. On the turn she gives an ok HE but this is where the dream got better.

She was fully clothed but she got into my roaming underneath the clothing. I boldly decided to lift up her shirt and played with the girls. I asked if I could pull her pants down, she didn't say no so I decided to go for it. She didn't stop me and I pulled her jeans and panties down. She did pull back when I went for the FIV but a little more kissing and licking of the nips helped ease her into it. Mind you I'm sitting up on the table while she's still tugging away as I play with her little man in the boat. She was moaning pretty hard and it got me pretty excited that I didn't want the fun to end so I started to pull away so I could try and get her on the table but I ended up popping in her hands.

She's very accommodating as she offered to clean up with either hot towels or a body wash. The damage is. 8 plus tip for 45 minutes. Normally I wouldn't dream about an experience like that again but,1) it's in a comfortable private home so no need to do the embarrassing walk of shame past the Day Care / Barber Shop / Nail Salon, etc. Into an AMP and 2) even though I didn't get FS I do think with a little more coaxing I could take it there. This is when I woke up from the dream.

https://www.rubmaps.com/erotic-massa...miami-fl-12039#reviews.

**Glenn Uknow** · 01-07-19 14:31

Originally Posted by MightyMouse2 [View Original Post]

Ja-Ja-Ja I got to interject here, the Big Louser will never show you any photos of the women he dicks because they are all big fat ugly beast.

LOL, You're probably correct, but I've seen pics of the women you've boned and they weren't all little miss perfects either.

**PorkSword** · 01-04-19 00:41

Originally Posted by GlennUknow [View Original Post]

I visited an Asian massage parlor in the Ives Dairy Road area today, met this nice lady here, really sweet. , and such a nice eager to please attitude. Very pleasant. $100 tip negotiated for the whole shebang.

This was my first time encountering her, and there where also 2 other ladies there when I walked in, so I do the friendly check.

Basically I say "Are you friendly? " and reach out for a hug, the quickest to respond is usually my choice, and if she's grabbing my junk while in close, it's extra points.

But also, the idea of asking for a hug lets me gauge her upper body fat as I don't like stocky women. ,I prefer petite on top and curvy down below. So, top heavy / thick / chunky girls get weeded out this way.

Check out the Spy-Cam pics, they have been edited to not reveal any recognizable faces or identifying tattoos.

And Thank You to A2 for allowing me to proceed in this manner. G61.

What spy cam did you use? Thanks.

**Glenn Uknow** · 01-02-19 14:29

Originally Posted by MuffDiver305 [View Original Post]

Glen you're alot less desirable than BL and me so pis off. I paid $200 for massage but the girls you pick are butt ugly. They have no more for skarlett cummings and I pay this latina $250 for 3 hrs which is a good buy. I been seeing her since she was 17 but she was in georgia and I would visit her twice a year everytime I visit my cousins. Now she lives in miami. I been seeing her for almost 15 yrs. Sorry I promise not to share info like some mongers. I see her 2-3 times a month.

Pics BigMuff, we want to see pictures of your amazing, big dollar adventures. PLEASE.

**Muff Diver 305** · 01-02-19 11:58

Originally Posted by GlennUknow [View Original Post]

Hit the Spa at 199st and 2nd ave today. Apparently the name of this place now is Spa 168.

Not sure why, But OK. It's definitely not the Golden Asian Spa anymore and the staff is all new. All I'm going to say is "Grade A" and don't believe what you read on the wall.

At least for the clean, fit, nice smelling monger as the girl went on and on about how my clean cut appearance and healthy look was a turn on. It's like I've always said, Asian women don't like fat / hairy, un-kept American men.

Anyways my 100 or nothing offer was no problem, but if you're a less than desirable man or look like BL, then expect to be asked to pay 1. 5 , or more.

Glen you're alot less desirable than BL and me so pis off. I paid $200 for massage but the girls you pick are butt ugly. They have no more for skarlett cummings and I pay this latina $250 for 3 hrs which is a good buy. I been seeing her since she was 17 but she was in georgia and I would visit her twice a year everytime I visit my cousins. Now she lives in miami. I been seeing her for almost 15 yrs. Sorry I promise not to share info like some mongers. I see her 2-3 times a month.

**Glenn Uknow** · 01-01-19 22:07

I visited an Asian massage parlor in the Ives Dairy Road area today, met this nice lady here, really sweet. , and such a nice eager to please attitude. Very pleasant. $100 tip negotiated for the whole shebang.

This was my first time encountering her, and there where also 2 other ladies there when I walked in, so I do the friendly check.

Basically I say "Are you friendly? " and reach out for a hug, the quickest to respond is usually my choice, and if she's grabbing my junk while in close, it's extra points.

But also, the idea of asking for a hug lets me gauge her upper body fat as I don't like stocky women. ,I prefer petite on top and curvy down below. So, top heavy / thick / chunky girls get weeded out this way.

Check out the Spy-Cam pics, they have been edited to not reveal any recognizable faces or identifying tattoos.

And Thank You to A2 for allowing me to proceed in this manner. G61.

**HoneyRoasted** · 12-31-18 13:33

Visiting in El doral today. Anyone sure thing FS or BBBJ massage parlors nearby? Any quick response we'll be greatly appreciated.

**SantaClaws** · 12-29-18 23:53

Originally Posted by GlennUknow [View Original Post]

Hit the Spa at 199st and 2nd ave today. Apparently the name of this place now is Spa 168.

Not sure why, But OK. It's definitely not the Golden Asian Spa anymore and the staff is all new. All I'm going to say is "Grade A" and don't believe what you read on the wall.

At least for the clean, fit, nice smelling monger as the girl went on and on about how my clean cut appearance and healthy look was a turn on. It's like I've always said, Asian women don't like fat / hairy, un-kept American men.

Anyways my 100 or nothing offer was no problem, but if you're a less than desirable man or look like BL, then expect to be asked to pay 1. 5 , or more.

That's the same one I wrote about. I guess that section of 199 is also called Ives Dairy Rd. Went back the night before last and saw YuYu. 27 years old from Gangzhou I think. She was one of I think 5 girls working there. Saw one other girl on my way out in what looked like a spandex workout outfit. Very nice selection there now, don't know what it was before. Same story as last time, agreed to 1 after some attempts at more. After all was done, I left quite happy. Might go back for one last visit before I leave.

**Glenn Uknow** · 12-29-18 15:02

Hit the Spa at 199st and 2nd ave today. Apparently the name of this place now is Spa 168.

Not sure why, But OK. It's definitely not the Golden Asian Spa anymore and the staff is all new. All I'm going to say is "Grade A" and don't believe what you read on the wall.

At least for the clean, fit, nice smelling monger as the girl went on and on about how my clean cut appearance and healthy look was a turn on. It's like I've always said, Asian women don't like fat / hairy, un-kept American men.

Anyways my 100 or nothing offer was no problem, but if you're a less than desirable man or look like BL, then expect to be asked to pay 1. 5 , or more.

**SlimShady132** · 12-29-18 12:46

Checked out calle ocho spa instead of the Brazilian house I believe? Seemed like a sure thing and didn't want to miss my flight. Everything went as described on here negotiations were a little tough since it seems alot of us have been saying 1. Or nothing LOL but got the job done in the end. Kind of a turn off but after the new year I'll be in town again this time looking for a nice LMP either in Miami or ft Lauderdale before my flight home. Thanks for all the tips guys!

Slim.

**Glenn Uknow** · 12-26-18 05:41

Originally Posted by SantaClaws [View Original Post]

190 Ives Dairy Rd. Suite 200.

Based on reviews here, decided to give this place a shot. Ended up with Lucy, 29 years old from Beijing, claims to have just gotten to town a couple weeks ago. I had a very nice visit with Lucy. Opted for 1 hour for 70. Her English is very good, so conversation was easy, and she's outgoing enough to be able to keep a conversation going. The massage was nothing too special, I've had better and I've had worse. On the flip, I asked for the full menu, she wanted $. 5, I told her all I had with me was $. 1. In the end, she accepted it. She got quite into it, or if not she faked that very well. Definitely not the usual fake gibberish. Total damage was 1. 8 and I would repeat.

Be safe out there.

SC.

It's nice when they can speak English, makes the experience more intimate. I got to say that sometimes, when I find the cutest, youngest, best looking girl in a place. She can barely say two words in English.

But that's OK cause I set my Google translate to English / Simplified Chinese and tap the conversation icon, then the auto icon and it's a direct translation back and fourth. Then the conversation can get into details and not be confusing.