EMP (European Massage Parlor) Reports

**Stud999** · 11-26-18 09:54

Originally Posted by LatinPoker [View Original Post]

Is this place you refer to the 1934 address in the little tucked away suite on Shermer rd? If so, thanks for the info as I work literally around the corner from this place and pondered taking the plunge for quite some time now but haven't seen any productive intel one way or another on the place.

Yep it is that place. Wouldn't really recommend. You get more bang for the buck elsewhere!

**LatinPoker** · 11-26-18 08:15

Originally Posted by EdCarbone [View Original Post]

Yeah, I was there about a year ago with Kate and also got shorted on time. Never been back.

Is this place you refer to the 1934 address in the little tucked away suite on Shermer rd? If so, thanks for the info as I work literally around the corner from this place and pondered taking the plunge for quite some time now but haven't seen any productive intel one way or another on the place.

**EdCarbone** · 11-26-18 00:59

Originally Posted by Stud999 [View Original Post]

Have seen some mention of folks knowing about this place but couldn't find detailed reports. Messaged Linda and she is not the person doing the massage. There are 3-4 girls in this unmarked suite in Northbrook. I caught Kate. Door fee is 0. 8. She is a nice brunette in her 30's and was fully clothed. Given where the ad was, I was sure there is more on menu but the way the place was setup it gave a very legit feel.

The room was clean with heated tables, massage was real good and she really worked some knots. As is usual with EMPs she started cold but there was some teasing when she worked on the thighs but not serious. I took the towel off but she put it back on! Real mixed signals there. On the flip I started touching her to give signals and she finally asked what I want. There was only L1 with top off on menu but she wanted. 8 and didn't want to negotiate. I decided to come back with blue balls. Definitely not going to overpay to someone who seemed not completely in it. From the time I said no to paying that much, she lost interest and shorted me 15 minutes. She did indicate others might have more on the menu with some having take out menus too. There are other places for a legit massages so won't repeat with her.

https://harlothub.com/united-states/...84-179100.html

Yeah, I was there about a year ago with Kate and also got shorted on time. Never been back.

**EdCarbone** · 11-26-18 00:57

Originally Posted by Kimbll83 [View Original Post]

I guess I should have given more details about Dana not around anymore. She is not alive. She ODed a year and a half ago. If anyone gets a text response it's not her. You can PM me for the obituary if you want.

Yikes! That's terrible! That being said, I'm hoping I don't get a response. Thanks for letting us know.

**Stud999** · 11-26-18 00:15

Have seen some mention of folks knowing about this place but couldn't find detailed reports. Messaged Linda and she is not the person doing the massage. There are 3-4 girls in this unmarked suite in Northbrook. I caught Kate. Door fee is 0. 8. She is a nice brunette in her 30's and was fully clothed. Given where the ad was, I was sure there is more on menu but the way the place was setup it gave a very legit feel.

The room was clean with heated tables, massage was real good and she really worked some knots. As is usual with EMPs she started cold but there was some teasing when she worked on the thighs but not serious. I took the towel off but she put it back on! Real mixed signals there. On the flip I started touching her to give signals and she finally asked what I want. There was only L1 with top off on menu but she wanted. 8 and didn't want to negotiate. I decided to come back with blue balls. Definitely not going to overpay to someone who seemed not completely in it. From the time I said no to paying that much, she lost interest and shorted me 15 minutes. She did indicate others might have more on the menu with some having take out menus too. There are other places for a legit massages so won't repeat with her.

https://harlothub.com/united-states/...84-179100.html

**PhilMendel** · 11-25-18 21:19

Originally Posted by ChgoGuySouth [View Original Post]

Saw this one. Mixed review. Great body and tits for a 45 ish year old woman. Massage with mutual HJ. Would be great if she was FS but that's a no go. I'd see her again if no one is available and I am too horny.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/21802

Hey Chi Guy. What exactly is a mutual HJ?

That's a new one to me.

**Walker333** · 11-25-18 15:53

Originally Posted by ChgoGuySouth [View Original Post]

Saw this one. Mixed review. Great body and tits for a 45 ish year old woman. Massage with mutual HJ. Would be great if she was FS but that's a no go. I'd see her again if no one is available and I am too horny.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/21802

She doesn't look like 45 on the photo, then it's probably fake, is it? How was her massage and what was the damage?

**WoodWorker9** · 11-25-18 15:39

Originally Posted by ChgoGuySouth [View Original Post]

Saw this one. Mixed review. Great body and tits for a 45 ish year old woman. Massage with mutual HJ. Would be great if she was FS but that's a no go. I'd see her again if no one is available and I am too horny.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/21802

What's a mutual HJ? You both finished you off? Never heard of this being a thing LOL. And what was the damage? Thanks.

**ChgoGuySouth** · 11-25-18 14:21

Saw this one. Mixed review. Great body and tits for a 45 ish year old woman. Massage with mutual HJ. Would be great if she was FS but that's a no go. I'd see her again if no one is available and I am too horny.

https://chicago.rubratings.com/21802

**ChgoGuySouth** · 11-25-18 14:03

Massageanywhere and their sister site holisticanywhere are pretty much masseuses who have left the business or do it occasionally. Just a handful are legit. I even once brought one of those friend tokens and it gave me about a hundred extra listings but they were all dudes. Most of my regulars have left the state. I would always give great massages but it took a while before any fun even started. I even dated a few meaning dinner drinks and back to their place.

**Kimbll83** · 11-25-18 00:50

I guess I should have given more details about Dana not around anymore. She is not alive. She ODed a year and a half ago. If anyone gets a text response it's not her. You can PM me for the obituary if you want.

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

I'd be pleasantly surprised if she answers, and therefore returns to business. In any case, her massage was a bit soft to may taste, but overall nice and relaxing. I think she is a professional, licensed masseuse, and a pleasant woman to communicate with.

**Pilatus51** · 11-24-18 20:12

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

I'd be pleasantly surprised if she answers, and therefore returns to business. In any case, her massage was a bit soft to may taste, but overall nice and relaxing. I think she is a professional, licensed masseuse, and a pleasant woman to communicate with.

Since some one brought up a Dana, can I get anyone's input on a Dakota? Not kidding, it's an airplane, true, but it was also a very nice EMT in the western burbs a few years back. She marketed thru BP and CL mostly as I recall and offered a nice experience but it was off and on, sometimes available, sometimes crickets. Disappeared into the ether. Never kept up, maybe someone else did.

**Walker333** · 11-24-18 18:21

Originally Posted by EdCarbone [View Original Post]

So can you detail how a massage from Dana was? I sent her a text, so if for some reason she answers, it would be nice to know.

Thanks!

I'd be pleasantly surprised if she answers, and therefore returns to business. In any case, her massage was a bit soft to may taste, but overall nice and relaxing. I think she is a professional, licensed masseuse, and a pleasant woman to communicate with.

**EdCarbone** · 11-24-18 15:20

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

I liked her, but, I believe, she finished her masseuse career fo good.

So can you detail how a massage from Dana was? I sent her a text, so if for some reason she answers, it would be nice to know.

Thanks!

**EdCarbone** · 11-24-18 15:19

Originally Posted by Kellster [View Original Post]

Really? I've never seen her, but just stumbled on to that site a few months ago. How long do they keep those ads up for? I thought, well, I just assumed the site gets rid of them after a week or two? Or if she quit the business she would have had them taken down. It doesn't make sense to me why she still has ads up.

I sent her a text today just to see. Will let you know if anything comes of it.