Massage Parlor Reports

[MikeInDC]

I visited RL a couple weeks ago for the first time in a while. When I pulled in I was spooked by what looked like a police cruiser in front. But then I saw another monger walk out with nothing happening to him. Then I walked by the front of the car and realized no one was in the car and I also figured a cop couldn't have tinted side windows.

I was first introduced to ShiShi who took me to the TS. For some reason, she had to switch off and I drew Rose. Rose is kind of cute, cuter in the dim lighting. .

I tipped her. 4 and she jokingly fanned the money out looking for more. She allowed UTC roaming and pulled her top up for me. Her massage technique was good and her ST was fun. I love when they run their hair over my body.

I'll have to go when I get the opportunity.

[Tom McAn]

Over the weekend I found myself in the Laurel area and decided to seek out some stress relief. I wanted, and needed, a massage so I sought out an AMP. I drove over to the shopping center housing RL. It was my first visit there since before joining this forum. I initially tried to find the back entrance but couldn't locate it, so I drove back around and parked out front. I didn't observe the SUV described by a previous monger, nor did I observe any other suspected surveillance vehicles. I went inside and Kelly answered the door after a few minutes. She was 40-ish, not the greatest in the looks department but not ugly either. She took me back, I gave her the house fee and got undressed. The table shower was in use when I arrived, so I had to wait a few minutes before Kelly took me back. The table shower itself was OK, with decent water temperature and all vital areas cleaned front and back. I heard the doorbell ring once on my way and again while drying off.

I went back to the room and laid down. Kelly arrived after cleaning up. I asked for medium pressure but got medium-to-hard on my shoulders instead. She worked out some kinks so in the end it was worth the discomfort. Eventually she dismounted. The next thing I know Kelly was back on the table rubbing her B or C cups along my back and backside. She asked me to turn over and I noticed that she was in her birthday suit. I wondered if something more than I was expecting would take place, but instead she got some cream and began a HJ. After a few minutes she urged me to hurry up and finish. I'm a bit older and it takes me awhile to get going, so that left me annoyed. Not helping matters was the fact that I'd recently completed treatment for bronchitis, including a medication affecting my ability to finish. Also not helping was Kelly's resistance to my playing with her boobs and pussy.

I finally took matters into my own hands and produced the desired results. Kelly cleaned me up, then got dressed and massaged my legs and neck before telling them time was up. At least I got the full hour. I got dressed, gave her the tip and left. . 7 + . 4. If I'm in the area again I hope someone other than Kelly will take care of me.

[BMoreDog69]

Silk used to be my go to location. Despite the slightly higher house fee, and limited services, the ladies were usually the best looking in the Laurel / Columbia area. The services were very consistent from lady to lady.

Lately the quality seems to have dropped a bit, with slightly older ladies. I saw Jackie less than 2 weeks ago, and she was a very attractive 30-something lady, and she provided an overall good experience. Standard Silk fare and rates, but she would be worth a repeat.

[Tom McAn]

Decided to start giving back to the forums that have helped over the years.

Visited Laurel Columbians this week. Sounds like rates have gone up from the previous $. 6. Nora is a little chunkier than her pictures so I went with Susan. Good attitude, fake cans, had the most ridiculous abs I've ever seen. I mean like body builder abs which was kinda wild. Service was strong as usual. Non rushed, GFE. Generally fun and very accommodating chick who is very into it. Was open to back door although I never got there. Got me to rally for round two which doesn't always happen.

That was a good first report. I applaud you for using your first post to contribute intelligence rather than asking a question.

[JustWill]

Decided to start giving back to the forums that have helped over the years.

Visited Laurel Columbians this week. Sounds like rates have gone up from the previous $. 6. Nora is a little chunkier than her pictures so I went with Susan. Good attitude, fake cans, had the most ridiculous abs I've ever seen. I mean like body builder abs which was kinda wild. Service was strong as usual. Non rushed, GFE. Generally fun and very accommodating chick who is very into it. Was open to back door although I never got there. Got me to rally for round two which doesn't always happen.

[Jokester1]

It was a Sunday and i was bored. My SB had moved on and I had no replacement, and I have been watching porn all day so I was in a mood. But it had to wait until I finished FTWD. And its Sunday and everything is either closed, closing soon.

Rubmaps, rtff, and a phone call leads me to Elkridge.

I pull up, little old asian ladies chatting outside the entrance. I watch from the car and think to myself, self they kinda old just go home. Nah, I'm here lets just get this over with (u see where this is going LOL).

I go in and am let in by the crypt keeper. Just walk away.

I go in futher and request a half hour. What a maze of a place and I can dig the sliding Japanese doors.

I get shown my room, place my offering, and am introduced to Happy. Walk away man. A well seasoned vet of the AMP scene to say the least. Weathered and well seasoned. What am I doing here.

I get undressed and lay face up. Lets get this over with. She tells me to turn over, then she see the gift. We get right to the tug. She drops top for a "special massage. " Saggy with pointy nips. So why not. She cocks her leg up on the table. Why not. I ring the doorbell which completes the circuit and starts the show.

Giggles, clean up, dressed and out the door in 13 minutes.

50/40 and untold psychological damage.

Priceless.

Back in about 1971, I was in the old Grand Ole Opry club in Itaewon, Seoul, Korea. A mamasan I was acquainted with was clubbing and was at the same table with me and a few friends. We all had a good time, lots of beers. She asks me if I'd like to see a new girl, fresh from Kyongju. Sure why not?

So we head to her place arm in arm. Get in there and she tells me to wait. I get undressed, lie down on the yo, the door opens, and here is mamasan herself in a diaphanous, red lingerie contraption. Now she must have been quite a looker 20 or 30 years past. But by this time she must have weighed 170 or 180 pounds, and her lingerie did NOT help make her folds of fat look any better at all. So what can I do? She always had great ladies, so I didn't want to insult her and be barred forever. But I just couldn't bring myself to engage with that huge body.

All I could think of was to suddenly "get sick" from all the beer I'd consumed--started retching, grabbed the trash can, and with my back to her I jammed my finger down my throat and retched out a few pints of a combo of OB beers, kimchi, and various bar snacks like dried squid and pindaedok.

She was very solicitous--cleaned me up and helped me out the door. She never approached me in that way again. PTL.

[Hillofbeans]

I've been out of the hobby for a bit for SO reasons, but thought I'd at least take a look at RL, which was a board favorite years ago (never went) and which seems to have become a board favorite again. Thought I'd try the back door based on reports and experience, but couldn't see an obvious way to it until I saw an alley off of 198 that seemed to be what I wanted.

Passing through the parking lot, though, I saw a white SUV with (I think) some sort of emblem on the license plate and maybe a spotlight next to the side mirror. Looked like they might possibly be checking out RL, so I scaled back my plans.

Finally finding my way to the back alley, the same SUV was coming the other way through the entrance I had not been able to find. Sure enough, they stopped near RL door and someone hopped out. I was in "just passing through" mode by now, so I didn't scrutinize what they were doing. Back on 198 after passing through the parking lot again, I saw the SUV was still there, now with lights out and looking parked.

Had more of a shake-down feel to it all than a bust. Not that there could possibly be crooked cops in Maryland, of course.

Anyway, have a care and keep an eye out for news of a bust, and if it seems quiet, maybe someone can inquire about what sort of arrangement, if any, they have with the gendarmes.

[BackInTheCut]

I agree with rest of forum that RL is a solid go to for decent massage with no negotiations tipping (I go $ . 40 for typical massage, standard he and. 60 when massage is cmt quality). Last week I drew a typical Korean middle aged woman who was smoking hot 20 years ago and she gave me below average massage with above average, enthusiastic finish. I was looking for opposite. Any PMS for provider with best massage quality appreciated. Need to at least get knots out.

Creep show post was awesome, been there, done that. Few years back they busted out plastic wrap over there for jr.

[Da Dicknotist]

Called the Asian Service, got a text with the address, when I got there they told me which apartment # to go to. Mid 30's petite Chinese woman. Did not partake as she didn't float my boat, told the booker to message me when they get someone new.

Went to RL and saw a similar petite mid 30's woman, except she was Korean. Also didn't partake. I'll pay the premium for Greenbelt.

[MxRideHer]

So. I've been wondering for ages why I never see this place called out on the Baltimore board bc I didn't realize there was a board for Columbia. I'm, frankly, surprised there's enough going on in Columbia to merit it but anyway.

RL has been reliable AF for me and I don't want to blow it up, but I have rarely had a bad time there. I have had no reason to suspect surveillance across numerous visits, but I'm pretty careful not to look like I look suspicious, you know? The ladies change frequently. Some too frequently, some not enough -- but they seem to draw solid talent from wherever they're bringing their talent in from. And the talent is usually friendly, cooperative, and usually do what they can to get me back. Solid $. 6 every time, sometimes asked for more and sometimes (admittedly, even less often) driven to tip more because of the excellent service given. I'd give them a 7. 5 - 9 depending on who I pull.

Who do you like at rl?

[MxRideHer]

Does anyone have any info on the ladies at RL. I would like to back, but would rather request someone I know is good instead of trial and error.

[Whistles]

Saw Mickey at Sweet Hot 2230. Absolutely not recommended. I've had much better from this group. Rushed and terrible skills on every level.

To make up for it went to a nearby place and had some soy milk, my favorite brand, Silk. Reliable and good but it's not, you know "real milk. ".

[Jf Faster]

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Where do you guys come from? Every time somebody says that one of you guys pop up and say "the age of consent in X is Y."The age of consent for commercial sex workers is federally mandated and applies to american citizens everywhere the world over.

A2

[Tom McAn]

Paid a visit to Columbia branch and saw Cindy. Knew web site pics would be fake, so texted if 'real' pictures were available.

Was sent pictures and was actual girls but so artfully posed that they fooled me. Cindy was heavier than I expected, but didn't leave.

She is very willing and pleasant. She initiated, without me asking, daty (she seemed to enjoy) and lfk (she's bad at it).

Paid for hr left after 45 min. Was taken aback at end when she mentioned she's 22. Being 3 times that, don't want to end up like Subway Jarad.

Will be in town 2 more weeks. Saw other choice on way out and would have been a step down. My search for thin continues.

Thanks for the report. I can't say I'm surprised you were shorted on time.

18 is the legal age of consent in Maryland, so you're OK in that regard. But I hear you about the age difference; I'm pushing 60 and not sure I want to bang a gal young enough to be my granddaughter.

[OlderNotWiser]

Paid a visit to Columbia branch and saw Cindy. Knew web site pics would be fake, so texted if 'real' pictures were available.

Was sent pictures and was actual girls but so artfully posed that they fooled me. Cindy was heavier than I expected, but didn't leave.

She is very willing and pleasant. She initiated, without me asking, daty (she seemed to enjoy) and lfk (she's bad at it).

Paid for hr left after 45 min. Was taken aback at end when she mentioned she's 22. Being 3 times that, don't want to end up like Subway Jarad.

Will be in town 2 more weeks. Saw other choice on way out and would have been a step down. My search for thin continues.