The Rat Trap

[Chris5]

I've ignored you and your fucking bullshit for well over a year until you mentioned me here. Call yourself a real monger but requesting 2 other straight guys suck each other off. Call yourself a real monger yet flood the site with literally thousands of mostly fake reviews. Call yourself a real monger and yet always posting some retarded ass comment about chics that we all know would never see you in the first place. Cal yourself a real monger yet creates multiple fake accounts to kiss your own ass to try and show off to OTHER MEN. What you are is fake just like most of your posts, fucking pathetic lowlife. You actually do have 3 legit groupie fan boys but I'm not mentioning them until they jump in this.

TMC.

You kind on sound like your lover PG. I guess you have to follow his line's to obey your master asshole. You've ignored me for a year? Wow, lucky me I guess. I believe this is your second try on this great forum correct? Your dumb ass got banned and then begged to come back.

I believe you were one of the guy's to say that Bunny would NEVER see C5! Nope he's lying. But after I posted pics and video with my dick in her mouth, it was fake as well right? LOL! Nope, I've NEVER dated ANY girls on Paradise Trail. All made up. LMAO!

Your weak and a pussy. Your also black as fuck and chicks refer to you as purple because your so god damm Black. LOL! Welcome to the trap asshole! Try not to get banned again, and YES, definitely go suck a dick!

C5.

[Omar1979]

I've ignored you and your fucking bullshit for well over a year until you mentioned me here. Call yourself a real monger but requesting 2 other straight guys suck each other off. Call yourself a real monger yet flood the site with literally thousands of mostly fake reviews. Call yourself a real monger and yet always posting some retarded ass comment about chics that we all know would never see you in the first place. Cal yourself a real monger yet creates multiple fake accounts to kiss your own ass to try and show off to OTHER MEN. What you are is fake just like most of your posts, fucking pathetic lowlife. You actually do have 3 legit groupie fan boys but I'm not mentioning them until they jump in this.

TMC.

Clear out your pms as you're about to get flooded with bravos. Here's the thing with Randy lmao. This is his entire existence and reason for living, starting drama on this site along with getting in legal trouble I can't mention here. IIIII the past few months has been sharing his story and your story speaks for itself. Because you 2 along with many other legit guys won't bow to the thrown he's created for himself he finally threw the predictable child like rant. Most legit members know he's full of shit and have him on ignore whether it's by choice or not. Mine was not by choice but I must say I've enjoyed the site more since not seeing his trash.

On another note who are the fan boys? Can you pm them?

[Omar1979]

Well said Randy there's nothing fake about your account at all.

TMC.

I knew about orlandolover and lovemebaby but not Randy. Dude you are correct this is my favorite one.

[Chris5]

Damn brother you got to know I drove thru her parking lot a few times in hopes that silver VW would be there. Thank goodness some asshat shorted her 50 bucks which opened a spot for me in HER rotation. She did not know what a clock was or just going thru the motions. Great memories.

Jesse.

So you have nothing better to do in your pathetic life than to drive thru a fucking parking lot, repeatedly, hoping to see a hooker's car outside?

Get a fucking life ass hole!

C5.

[Jesse54]

I don't think it has anything to do with "it could be their last time". I think it has more to do with they know what they like, and they know MEN (not boys) know how to give it to them. Over the years, I have seen women of all ages here on USA and other sites. What I have found is that young women are less accommodating for all the wrong reasons; namely doing mass-production. They don't want to be pleased, they don't want to please you. They just want the Benjamins. They lay on their backs, or rush you on felatio, then kick you out the door, while shouting NEXT! To the guy waiting downstairs in his car. Not all of them, but far more than want to see just a few regulars in every city they travel to, or live in. I have found that once they are older than 25, they appreciate being appreciated and want to truly make you happy; happy enough to hopefully be placed in your rotation if not to become your only girl. The older they get, the more comfortable they are with not just seeing and pleasing you, but permitting themselves to be pleased by you if that's your thing. (It is mine). I had that with an amazing 30 something out in Eustis over two years ago. She was a hot, sexy Latina who would only appear on BP when she needed to. She had 3-5 benefactors in her rotation, and when a slot opened, she would carefully select one lucky bastard from the bunch who read her ad. She would take her time screening you to make sure beyond the obvious she was not putting herself at risk. Once she felt she could trust you, she would set a time up for you to come over and then you were in like flint! We had all the passion of a real love affair including lunches, dinners and we even planned on going away for a weekend until she decided she was retiring from the business. There are other brothers here on USA I shared her with because I knew like me, she would not only appreciate them, they would appreciate her and they did! The amount of passion this woman had was off the chart! IT was a perfect thing for me over the course of almost two years until she said we were done. Now that's what having your cake and eating it too is all about. Today, I am out on a quest to replace that one special woman. I always treat them as a rare jewel, and in return, we become closer to that of a SD / SB friendship. The more we see each other, the closer the friendship, and the better each meeting becomes. Only there are NO STRINGS. Older women get it, teenies don't. 20 somethings, the closer they get to 30 usually DO eventually get it. It doesn't matter whether they're black or white, younger or older, local or visiting; what matters is their experience pleasing men. This is why older women enjoy it more when they see you. They already know how to please both of your heads.

Damn brother you got to know I drove thru her parking lot a few times in hopes that silver VW would be there. Thank goodness some asshat shorted her 50 bucks which opened a spot for me in HER rotation. She did not know what a clock was or just going thru the motions. Great memories.

Jesse.

[TittyManCam1]

This sweetheart is finally back with us. She called me yesterday with a new number.

C5.

Look at the pic closely. Douche bag city.

Well said Randy there's nothing fake about your account at all.

TMC.

[TittyManCam1]

Why don't the two of you suck each other's dick, and leave the real mongering to the rest us.

Pussy ass soft weak so called mongers.

C5.

I've ignored you and your fucking bullshit for well over a year until you mentioned me here. Call yourself a real monger but requesting 2 other straight guys suck each other off. Call yourself a real monger yet flood the site with literally thousands of mostly fake reviews. Call yourself a real monger and yet always posting some retarded ass comment about chics that we all know would never see you in the first place. Cal yourself a real monger yet creates multiple fake accounts to kiss your own ass to try and show off to OTHER MEN. What you are is fake just like most of your posts, fucking pathetic lowlife. You actually do have 3 legit groupie fan boys but I'm not mentioning them until they jump in this.

TMC.

[Chris5]

One of the things I've noticed since I started this hobby is the older chics always perform. My handful of bad dates or underperformers were always younger girls. Maybe its lack of experience or maybe younger chics have a mentality that they'll always be another opportunity. I also have no interest in dating LOL.

TMC.

It should be free of charge to fuck all the girls. From your 20 dollar drug addicted street walker to your 5 k a night high end escort that has GPS. All free.

Why don't the two of you suck each other's dick, and leave the real mongering to the rest us.

Pussy ass soft weak so called mongers.

C5.

[Chris5]

No shit. Take a breath Francis.

Fuck! This was my 1000 post? oh well.

Congrats on your 1,000 post mark brother.

C5.

[RogerOver]

It's a fuckin joke, talking about OLD ladies who could die at any time. Lighten up for God's sake.

Exactly. Couldn't agree more.

C5.

No shit. Take a breath Francis.

Fuck! This was my 1000 post? oh well.

[SpecialOne8]

Good point Omar, I missed that one by a mile. Not to mention all the emotion and financial pain that follows the decree.

And as a guy in the process of getting divorced I must add the time factor which to me is more important than the money because it cannot be replaced.

[SpecialOne8]

I have to admit, the Earl said it best.

Sex:
The pleasure is momentary,
The position ridiculous,
And the expense damnable.

- Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield.

[SpecialOne8]

That's the problem with you "jokesters" you can't take a little back and forth when you make even a tongue-in-cheek comment. No one was criticizing you, just providing commentary. You must have voted for Hildabeast too.

Put on your big-boy pants (or should I say put on your big girl panties?) LMAO!

It's a fuckin joke, talking about OLD ladies who could die at any time. Lighten up for God's sake.

[Chris5]

It's a fuckin joke, talking about OLD ladies who could die at any time. Lighten up for God's sake.

Exactly. Couldn't agree more.

C5.

[Lars36]

I don't think it has anything to do with "it could be their last time". I think it has more to do with they know what they like, and they know MEN (not boys) know how to give it to them. Over the years, I have seen women of all ages here on USA and other sites. What I have found is that young women are less accommodating for all the wrong reasons; namely doing mass-production. They don't want to be pleased, they don't want to please you. They just want the Benjamins. They lay on their backs, or rush you on felatio, then kick you out the door, while shouting NEXT! To the guy waiting downstairs in his car. Not all of them, but far more than want to see just a few regulars in every city they travel to, or live in. I have found that once they are older than 25, they appreciate being appreciated and want to truly make you happy; happy enough to hopefully be placed in your rotation if not to become your only girl. The older they get, the more comfortable they are with not just seeing and pleasing you, but permitting themselves to be pleased by you if that's your thing. (It is mine). I had that with an amazing 30 something out in Eustis over two years ago. She was a hot, sexy Latina who would only appear on BP when she needed to. She had 3-5 benefactors in her rotation, and when a slot opened, she would carefully select one lucky bastard from the bunch who read her ad. She would take her time screening you to make sure beyond the obvious she was not putting herself at risk. Once she felt she could trust you, she would set a time up for you to come over and then you were in like flint! We had all the passion of a real love affair including lunches, dinners and we even planned on going away for a weekend until she decided she was retiring from the business. There are other brothers here on USA I shared her with because I knew like me, she would not only appreciate them, they would appreciate her and they did! The amount of passion this woman had was off the chart! IT was a perfect thing for me over the course of almost two years until she said we were done. Now that's what having your cake and eating it too is all about. Today, I am out on a quest to replace that one special woman. I always treat them as a rare jewel, and in return, we become closer to that of a SD / SB friendship. The more we see each other, the closer the friendship, and the better each meeting becomes. Only there are NO STRINGS. Older women get it, teenies don't. 20 somethings, the closer they get to 30 usually DO eventually get it. It doesn't matter whether they're black or white, younger or older, local or visiting; what matters is their experience pleasing men. This is why older women enjoy it more when they see you. They already know how to please both of your heads.

It's a fuckin joke, talking about OLD ladies who could die at any time. Lighten up for God's sake.