The Rat Trap

[Omar1979]

No sex, not even the sex in a devoted, loving relationship is free.

You see a girl you want to date? What do you need? A decent ride. Free? I think not!

You want to impress her with taking her out for a nice dinner or perhaps a hot ticket for a concert. Free? I think not!

You fall in love and are willing to forgo all other pussy for the rest of your life! Cost? I diamond ring. Free? (What do you think?

After a couple of years of playing house, you want to buy her a house. Free? (ahem, see a pattern here?

She wants children (and so do you) Cost? Hundreds of thousands and the end of your sex life!

Now honestly, please piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

And as a guy in the process of getting divorced I must add the time factor which to me is more important than the money because it cannot be replaced.

[Rudiger]

No sex, not even the sex in a devoted, loving relationship is free.

You see a girl you want to date? What do you need? A decent ride. Free? I think not!

You want to impress her with taking her out for a nice dinner or perhaps a hot ticket for a concert. Free? I think not!

You fall in love and are willing to forgo all other pussy for the rest of your life! Cost? I diamond ring. Free? (What do you think?

After a couple of years of playing house, you want to buy her a house. Free? (ahem, see a pattern here?

She wants children (and so do you) Cost? Hundreds of thousands and the end of your sex life!

Now honestly, please piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Sex is NEVER free, it's only cost-effective pending the decisions you make in life.

Like Charlie Sheen so accurately put it. I don't pay women to have sex with me; I pay them to leave! Call girls are just that. Someone who gives you what you want and then leaves. A wife? Well, need I say more?

Sex:
The pleasure is momentary,
The position ridiculous,
And the expense damnable.

- Philip Stanhope, 4th Earl of Chesterfield.

[MiloHibiscus]

Sucks to hear, they're fucking it up for the rest of us who haven't met you yet. Pretty low but that's how it goes. SMH.

-Milo.

I just wanted to to say to the two gentlemen today that came to see me. Next time could you please act more like gentleman and not urinate on my bathroom floor or stand there and urinate in my bathtub. I respect my place and would love if you would too! Thank you.

Love,

Allie.

[SpecialOne8]

No sex, not even the sex in a devoted, loving relationship is free.

You see a girl you want to date? What do you need? A decent ride. Free? I think not!

You want to impress her with taking her out for a nice dinner or perhaps a hot ticket for a concert. Free? I think not!

You fall in love and are willing to forgo all other pussy for the rest of your life! Cost? I diamond ring. Free? (What do you think?

After a couple of years of playing house, you want to buy her a house. Free? (ahem, see a pattern here?

She wants children (and so do you) Cost? Hundreds of thousands and the end of your sex life!

Now honestly, please piss on my leg and tell me it's raining.

Sex is NEVER free, it's only cost-effective pending the decisions you make in life.

Like Charlie Sheen so accurately put it. I don't pay women to have sex with me; I pay them to leave! Call girls are just that. Someone who gives you what you want and then leaves. A wife? Well, need I say more?

It should be free of charge to fuck all the girls. From your 20 dollar drug addicted street walker to your 5 k a night high end escort that has GPS. All free.

[SpecialOne8]

I don't think it has anything to do with "it could be their last time". I think it has more to do with they know what they like, and they know MEN (not boys) know how to give it to them. Over the years, I have seen women of all ages here on USA and other sites. What I have found is that young women are less accommodating for all the wrong reasons; namely doing mass-production. They don't want to be pleased, they don't want to please you. They just want the Benjamins. They lay on their backs, or rush you on felatio, then kick you out the door, while shouting NEXT! To the guy waiting downstairs in his car. Not all of them, but far more than want to see just a few regulars in every city they travel to, or live in. I have found that once they are older than 25, they appreciate being appreciated and want to truly make you happy; happy enough to hopefully be placed in your rotation if not to become your only girl. The older they get, the more comfortable they are with not just seeing and pleasing you, but permitting themselves to be pleased by you if that's your thing. (It is mine). I had that with an amazing 30 something out in Eustis over two years ago. She was a hot, sexy Latina who would only appear on BP when she needed to. She had 3-5 benefactors in her rotation, and when a slot opened, she would carefully select one lucky bastard from the bunch who read her ad. She would take her time screening you to make sure beyond the obvious she was not putting herself at risk. Once she felt she could trust you, she would set a time up for you to come over and then you were in like flint! We had all the passion of a real love affair including lunches, dinners and we even planned on going away for a weekend until she decided she was retiring from the business. There are other brothers here on USA I shared her with because I knew like me, she would not only appreciate them, they would appreciate her and they did! The amount of passion this woman had was off the chart! IT was a perfect thing for me over the course of almost two years until she said we were done. Now that's what having your cake and eating it too is all about. Today, I am out on a quest to replace that one special woman. I always treat them as a rare jewel, and in return, we become closer to that of a SD / SB friendship. The more we see each other, the closer the friendship, and the better each meeting becomes. Only there are NO STRINGS. Older women get it, teenies don't. 20 somethings, the closer they get to 30 usually DO eventually get it. It doesn't matter whether they're black or white, younger or older, local or visiting; what matters is their experience pleasing men. This is why older women enjoy it more when they see you. They already know how to please both of your heads.

The old ladies put more effort in to fuckin cause it could be their last time LOL.

[Lars36]

I'm curious though, why pay to bang an old lady? I don't think I could maintain a hardon for her.

If I wanted age-appropriate chicks I'd just date. My whole effort is based on hot young girls.

The old ladies put more effort in to fuckin cause it could be their last time LOL.

[Hawkeye49]

I like variety, 18 to 50 can get it.

Plus I can't go out on dates.

One of the things I've noticed since I started this hobby is the older chics always perform. My handful of bad dates or underperformers were always younger girls. Maybe its lack of experience or maybe younger chics have a mentality that they'll always be another opportunity. I also have no interest in dating LOL.

TMC.

I couldn't agree more with both of you gents! I've met some MILFS that would knock your socks off and some 18 yr / olds that are dead fish. Anyway variety is the spice of life.

[IIIII]

It should be free of charge to fuck MILFs.

C5.

It should be free of charge to fuck all the girls. From your 20 dollar drug addicted street walker to your 5 k a night high end escort that has GPS. All free.

[Rudiger]

I like variety, 18 to 50 can get it.

Plus I can't go out on dates.

IIII speaks the truth. One of the absolute worse sessions I ever had was with a tan, model-level, young one in a stunning white beach wrap. To say she was mechanical was an understatement. But the most memorable part was right before the deed, she actually starting making the most fake "Uh, uh, uh. " grunting noises I ever heard! It would have been funny if it weren't an instant mood killer. I'll take an average-looking housewife who does a much better job of acting like she's enjoying herself over that, any day.

In fact, one of the best current providers is a rail-thin GILF known as little Sexy Me. No, not the greatest looking but, man, she gives a 100% effort that puts these cute young chicas to shame.

[TittyManCam1]

I like variety, 18 to 50 can get it.

Plus I can't go out on dates.

One of the things I've noticed since I started this hobby is the older chics always perform. My handful of bad dates or underperformers were always younger girls. Maybe its lack of experience or maybe younger chics have a mentality that they'll always be another opportunity. I also have no interest in dating LOL.

TMC.

[IIIII]

I'm curious though, why pay to bang an old lady? I don't think I could maintain a hardon for her.

If I wanted age-appropriate chicks I'd just date. My whole effort is based on hot young girls.

I like variety, 18 to 50 can get it.

Plus I can't go out on dates.

[Chris5]

I'm curious though, why pay to bang an old lady? I don't think I could maintain a hardon for her.

If I wanted age-appropriate chicks I'd just date. My whole effort is based on hot young girls.

It should be free of charge to fuck MILFs.

C5.

[RogerOver]

UTR Middle aged mom, ex LMT who does bodywork for a few close friends. Very sexually mature lady who knows what she likes and loves getting finger banged, well more like hand banged until she squirts. 4 fingers deep all the way to the palm of my hand and she's still asking for another finger. LOL. Haven't fisted her yet, but it looks like it will happen in the near future! Double creampie finish every time she visits.

Just finished editing the 19 yer old college girl video will be uploading late tonight when I have some free time.

I'm curious though, why pay to bang an old lady? I don't think I could maintain a hardon for her.

If I wanted age-appropriate chicks I'd just date. My whole effort is based on hot young girls.

[Lars36]

Here is a case where spelling is VERY important. LOL!

The difference between an either / or or an unfortunate sequence of events! .

At being pedantic, LOL.

[SlimShady96]

I think you have skillfully written a very funny post, but in the off chance you are serious, the Cliff Notes version is, morning guy peed on the floor AND shorted her. Afternoon guy, she caught peeing in the bath tub and threw him out. She also called the girls they gave as references and a few other ladies who, presumably, have called other ladies. Karma.

Can you imagine doing shit like that to Katie (gun collector) or that tall college girl that used to host at the UCF Days Inn (kept daggers between the mattresses) or Savanna (bat shit crazy)? John Wayne Bobbett all over again.

But, yeah, I think you should go inspect the crime scene. The girl is a fun date and real sweetheart.

C3.

Thanks brother, glad someone enjoyed my humor and yes Allie is on my short list, I tried to set something up and she was blasting out of town so I blew my weekly allowance on the new AMP rage, and yes it was all that and a bag of chips, next week will be here before ya know it.