Massage Parlor Reports

[Call Me Slappy]

Long story short I flopped on the table Au Natural despite a multitude of signs telling me (in bad English) to leave on my underwear. Well, another girl besides Amy came in and immediately draped me like a 67 Corvette in an Iowa barn.

Did it have the 327 or 427 big block?

Hey, it makes a difference!

I concur with MDW, great story telling no matter the outcome!

[Parsec100]

Hello. There is a massage place on Elma school and Warner right by the Ace Hardware on the north west corner. Anybody have any info on this place?

There were no dreams to be had there when I visited in August last year. I think the same woman owns Tibetan.

[SuperBad69]

Hello. There is a massage place on Elma school and Warner right by the Ace Hardware on the north west corner. Anybody have any info on this place?

[MyDixieWrecked]

. The drape stayed on and she avoided the private areas like she was playing "Operation" and buzzer would go off if she touched me. Oh well. Live and Learn.

We are not worthy! Even a report with no fruit seems good when you tell it.

[Bubba1979]

Right on the price, right on the Corner of Ray Rd and Alma School. I believe it used to be called "Tibetan" Spa back in the glory days, but I digress. Anyways, thought I would give this place a try based on some.

Info provided by an old friend. Was greeted by an older thin Asian named "Amy" The hour was. 5. I was reveling in anticipation due to the bad news regarding the "Shoulder Specialist" and her lack of "Compassion" so to speak.

Long story short I flopped on the table Au Natural despite a multitude of signs telling me (in bad English) to leave on my underwear. Well, another girl besides Amy came in and immediately draped me like a 67 Corvette in an Iowa barn. I knew right then and there the jig was up. Little Bubba was outraged as well. All in all the massage was very very good. Better than any Massage Envy that's for sure. Very very deep pressure. The drape stayed on and she avoided the private areas like she was playing "Operation" and buzzer would go off if she touched me. Oh well. Live and Learn.

[Andy2384]

Was about to drive over there based on a review of Megan I looked up the number in RM and RM says their closed. Anyone know if something happened over there?

RM is wrong, it's still open and running fine. Let us know how Megan is!

[SapnUpuaS]

Was about to drive over there based on a review of Megan I looked up the number in RM and RM says their closed. Anyone know if something happened over there?

[SonOfA]

I stopped by last night and they still have a closed sign on the door. I stopped by the former golden and while they were there at 8:30, they said they were closing early and couldn't take anybody else. Looking for somewhere else to go, I popped in the massage place on corner of baseline and alma school (not the one behind applebees) the other around the corner. Older Chinese woman answered. Nothing crazy to look at so I passed and walked out. I have been to the other one behind applebees (Hau Massage) next to the dance studio before some 9 months back. Middle aged Chinese with huge naturals was who I saw. Not a bad time, but nothing too exciting to make me want to go back last night. Mesa hasn't been too enticing lately. Everywhere I stop in is the same kind of girls. Older, plain Jane non enthusiastic Chinese women. Nothing compares to M10. I have yet to try king spa.

Getting tired of driving around I stopped by la Palma massage on Alma school and the 202 on my way home. Scary place from the outside. Two older Vietnamese ladies working. Very nice ladies, but they look very worn out. I passed and went home after that.

[Erebus]

I really wish I had seen this before I went. I was in town for work and stopped by for a visit. I checked RM but don't have an account, but it had plenty of reviews (in hindsight, they may have been all negative ones) and was close to my hotel, so I took a chance. I went in and was greeted by Crystal (I think?) tallish white girl with decent assets. I get into the room and onto the table. She applies some lotion to my back and starts the most pathetic massage I've ever experienced. The the upsell comes and I take just the HE option. Prices for everything were pretty crazy from what I'm used to. Anyways, she gets undressed and applies oil to jr. As I begin roaming, I notice she has not shaved her legs for maybe a half a week to a week so there is stubble on her legs up to her ass. She is ok up top, a little saggy but not bad. The worst part and I could barely keep it up, was her face. It was very manly and reminded me of a TS guy / gal that used to live next door to me. I don't know if the dimmed lighting accentuated it, but it was bad, I couldn't stand to look anymore so just kept my eyes closed and TRIED to enjoy the work. Then she starts jackhammering the shaft and slamming her hands on the jewels like this is the first time she has ever gave a HE. She also tried at some point to do a body to body slide but that also ended as badly as the Hindenburg disaster. I kept my eyes closed and finally finished by sheer will..

My experience at this place is similar, although a little more pleasant. 12 x30 and 103rd Ave #144 White 2 Story Bldg Behind AmPm.

[DemAmpCamp]

That place is pathetic and overpriced. Keep away.

I really wish I had seen this before I went. I was in town for work and stopped by for a visit. I checked RM but don't have an account, but it had plenty of reviews (in hindsight, they may have been all negative ones) and was close to my hotel, so I took a chance. I went in and was greeted by Crystal (I think?) tallish white girl with decent assets. I get into the room and onto the table. She applies some lotion to my back and starts the most pathetic massage I've ever experienced. The the upsell comes and I take just the HE option. Prices for everything were pretty crazy from what I'm used to. Anyways, she gets undressed and applies oil to jr. As I begin roaming, I notice she has not shaved her legs for maybe a half a week to a week so there is stubble on her legs up to her ass. She is ok up top, a little saggy but not bad. The worst part and I could barely keep it up, was her face. It was very manly and reminded me of a TS guy / gal that used to live next door to me. I don't know if the dimmed lighting accentuated it, but it was bad, I couldn't stand to look anymore so just kept my eyes closed and TRIED to enjoy the work. Then she starts jackhammering the shaft and slamming her hands on the jewels like this is the first time she has ever gave a HE. She also tried at some point to do a body to body slide but that also ended as badly as the Hindenburg disaster. I kept my eyes closed and finally finished by sheer will. Cleaned myself up and bailed. Should have just made the drive to an asian mp, its just difficult as all the better reviewed places on here are southeast / east and a pretty far drive from where I have to stay.

TLDR.

Avoid like the plague.

[Sparky2]

https://phoenix.rubratings.com/126922 Just seems TGTBT.

That place is pathetic and overpriced. Keep away.

[JnTurner901]

https://phoenix.rubratings.com/126922 Just seems TGTBT.

[Journaz]

Tried calling both numbers for USA spa and massage. Both just rang forever. Didn't go to vmail and didn't get a recording saying the subscriber was not taking calls at this time. Someone should drive by and see what's happening. I would but I'm in Tucson and don't get up there that often.

I drive by there a few times a week. Open sign is blinking and there's always cars out front. Chances are she's busy as she normally is.

[KChing]

Tried calling both numbers for USA spa and massage. Both just rang forever. Didn't go to vmail and didn't get a recording saying the subscriber was not taking calls at this time. Someone should drive by and see what's happening. I would but I'm in Tucson and don't get up there that often.

[Journaz]

I'd be wary of using the HSA card for this. There are tax implications etc that may need to be considered. Wouldn't look very good anyway.

Was thinking the same thing. Could be very messy!!