Massage Parlor Reports

[FatOldman69]

I am looking for Adrian's number. She is by 13th and capital. Does massage and BBBJCIM. PM me.

Thanks FOM69.

[LookingForLefty]

I haven't done an AMP in at least a year. Wandered into the 70th location and was met by 'L. ' Petite, reasonably attractive 40-something in a trendy yoga outfit. Very youthful, slender body for her age. She was alone and the place was empty. Paid 45 for the half hour to test the waters. Gave her 50 and of course, I never saw the remaining 5 when she came back to the massage room. She got started on a medium pressure rub, which was really just her pushing her hands down here and there. After 5 minutes of this, another customer wanders in. She ushers him into the next room, telling him it'll be 15 minutes. (Great, thanks for the heads-up that you'll be shorting me.) She returned and shifted into light touch teasing. Nice vibe regardless. She asked for 50 and I countered with 40, immediately shutting my eyes to feign sleep. Not too fast, not too slow, with otc roaming below the waist. I tried asking for more massage after, to pad out my 30 minutes, but she still had me in and out of the room in less than 20. Pleasing woman to spend a few short minutes with, but total damage of 90 made it feel pricey.

70/ and is ok. Usually they are 40 plus and cute. Never got any roaming there nor did I care to. They wear battle bras. I will relay you got 20 min only. That is not policy.

[Dr Manhattan]

I haven't done an AMP in at least a year. Wandered into the 70th location and was met by 'L. ' Petite, reasonably attractive 40-something in a trendy yoga outfit. Very youthful, slender body for her age. She was alone and the place was empty. Paid 45 for the half hour to test the waters. Gave her 50 and of course, I never saw the remaining 5 when she came back to the massage room. She got started on a medium pressure rub, which was really just her pushing her hands down here and there. After 5 minutes of this, another customer wanders in. She ushers him into the next room, telling him it'll be 15 minutes. (Great, thanks for the heads-up that you'll be shorting me.) She returned and shifted into light touch teasing. Nice vibe regardless. She asked for 50 and I countered with 40, immediately shutting my eyes to feign sleep. Not too fast, not too slow, with otc roaming below the waist. I tried asking for more massage after, to pad out my 30 minutes, but she still had me in and out of the room in less than 20. Pleasing woman to spend a few short minutes with, but total damage of 90 made it feel pricey.

[Dr Manhattan]

Does anyone have contact with Kim? I haven't seen anything since the blackout. Thank you.

http://koreankymoutcallmassage.godaddysites.com/

[AsiaPhileJake1]

Does anyone have contact with Kim? I haven't seen anything since the blackout. Thank you.

[Dr Manhattan]

Any European parlors in Milwaukee or area? Driving through soon and just want something different than the standard Asian spa. Feel free to pm.

The Euro scene is more plentiful in the north Chicago suburbs. It's extremely slim pickings for Euro anything in Milwaukee. Last year, I met with one traveling escort at the downtown Hilton for an overpriced HJ. Beyond that, theres a "Tantric" masseuse from Russia who offers massage in Pewaukee. It's 160 for legit body work, according to one review in here. I'm sure multiple visits are required before anything real develops.

Best I can recommend are Euro massage clinics in Deerfield and Northbrook, Illinois.

[UnicornHuntr]

Oops. My bad. Total of that is good. I thought you paid house fee and $ on top. Sorry.

To each his own. I think 60 for a decent massage is average, and any tip beyond that is based on what the person thinks it's worth. If you have a problem with it, don't pay it. No need to be rude. That being said, pickings in WI are slim and if you've ever traveled you might agree that it's maybe better to skip these places all together. I like them on occasion and think I get a good bang for my buck. Sorry if you don't.

[Joeyaugust]

When I read it, I thought LM= Little Monster, in Waukesha.

Please keep in mind I am a bit slow, a bit special and kinda dumb.

Your not slow at all, I was referring to Little Monster. But since I was responding to someone that some are referring to as "officer" I didn't feel that I should spell it out in English, but if he's looking to bang a fat 60 year old Asian LM probably isn't his type anyway. LOL.

[Ps1999]

When I read it, I thought LM= Little Monster, in Waukesha.

Please keep in mind I am a bit slow, a bit special and kinda dumb.

Thats got to be the best response I've seen! Lmao.

[MSmith9999]

Who's LM? If you're talking about "LuxuryMassage", she maybe does it for favorites but flipped out and sent a wall of text saying she never does that and how she's licensed and whatnot. Didn't seem very stable.

When I read it, I thought LM= Little Monster, in Waukesha.

Please keep in mind I am a bit slow, a bit special and kinda dumb.

[TheCondor7]

The tip at these places for a HJ should be $40. They will cry and whine for $50-60. If you paid $100 that's just crazy and if you actually were going to pay a 60 year old grandma for full service that's insane. You can get a massage for $60 and go see LM for $100 whose not over 30 and you won't have to close your eyes and pray not to remember when you open them. Just my opinion. There are place's that have beautiful young masseuse that are totally worth it, but I've never seen one in Wisconsin. Illinois used to have them but they were shut done but other states are alive and well.

Who's LM? If you're talking about "LuxuryMassage", she maybe does it for favorites but flipped out and sent a wall of text saying she never does that and how she's licensed and whatnot. Didn't seem very stable.

[Street Meat]

Any European parlors in Milwaukee or area? Driving through soon and just want something different than the standard Asian spa. Feel free to pm.

[NitroPimp]

The tip at these places for a HJ should be $40. They will cry and whine for $50-60. If you paid $100 that's just crazy and if you actually were going to pay a 60 year old grandma for full service that's insane. You can get a massage for $60 and go see LM for $100 whose not over 30 and you won't have to close your eyes and pray not to remember when you open them. Just my opinion. There are place's that have beautiful young masseuse that are totally worth it, but I've never seen one in Wisconsin. Illinois used to have them but they were shut done but other states are alive and well.

Well, you do get what you pay for. How young? Wisconsin has some good young ones. I had great experience at Wonderful in West Allis.

Illinois has some good ones, try Exercise spa. But it's not for value mongers. I look at it this way. I am saving these memories. I sure don't want to remember me banging a AMP girl on the edge of the table and seeing saggy skin with stretch marks and other baby damage when I play it back in my mind.

Those memories live on. Yeah, a $40 tip is OK for a HJ from a granny but if they have nice breasts, that adds to it. Just the other day, I went and drew a fat granny. I didn't even want to flip!! Minimal tip.

[DomCorazon]

Are you saying $ for a massage with finish is too much?

We have a winner.

[Joeyaugust]

Are you saying $ for a massage with finish is too much?

The tip at these places for a HJ should be $40. They will cry and whine for $50-60. If you paid $100 that's just crazy and if you actually were going to pay a 60 year old grandma for full service that's insane. You can get a massage for $60 and go see LM for $100 whose not over 30 and you won't have to close your eyes and pray not to remember when you open them. Just my opinion. There are place's that have beautiful young masseuse that are totally worth it, but I've never seen one in Wisconsin. Illinois used to have them but they were shut done but other states are alive and well.