Massage Parlor Reports

[JoeDeertay]

You won't get anything other than a depleted wallet.

I've been going to HM for a few years about once every few weeks to a month and always asked for Kelly. After maybe 6 or 7 visits I decided to let my hands go wherever they wanted and she didn't pull away or smack my hands or anything. She seemed totally cool with my hands going boobs to thighs and everywhere in between. During one visit she was massaging my back while standing in front of my head and my hands were squeezing her butt and thighs and I managed to rub the kitty. She let out a small giggle and lingered there for about a minute while I rubbed harder before she went on to my legs. Another few visits and I told her I was getting warm about 20 minutes into the massage and I tugged my sheet off and she didn't bother putting it back. Kept that up for a few visits and only once did she make a half-assed attempt at redraping me, but it was more like throwing the corner of the sheet over my hip but still was totally out in the open- more of a formality, a "well. I tried" moment for her I guess. She did some slight teasing here and there, mostly when I was face down she'd ever so slightly graze my balls with her fingers while she worked my legs but never got a full assist. Hopefully I'll score one soon.

[CountryBoi3575]

All of us keep looking in hopes that we will find that diamond in the rough but the reality is even in cities like Atlanta Chicago and New York there are very few old-time Asian massage parlors in the true sense of the word. Those that are left are declining daily with these new tease joints popping up more and more often. They do this to avoid any charges for sexual misconduct and to avoid human trafficking prosecution's. And because people are curious and looking for that old time experience they keep going sometimes many times to the same place hoping things will get better down the road although it never does. We've discussed this at length in the Birmingham forum and have just decided for the most part to boycott all of these places because there really is nothing in the whole state of Alabama that offers anything in the traditional sense of the word. Your money is better spent with a provider who may or may not provide a decent massage but at least you don't get short-changed on the fun side of the equation. MJ.

The city of Atlanta is flooded with 24 hr parlors.

[Joebleaux]

Visited Health Massage a week ago: ignoring the last two visits, the provider I had did much ball teasing, nipple rubbing and butt grabbing; on the flip she also double-handed my dick and balls which was wonderful. Didn't get her name and haven't seen her in a few weeks. The other girls there are boring and scared to do anything sexual, not recommended under normal circumstances. Repeat every three weeks or so.

I've been going to HM for a few years about once every few weeks to a month and always asked for Kelly. After maybe 6 or 7 visits I decided to let my hands go wherever they wanted and she didn't pull away or smack my hands or anything. She seemed totally cool with my hands going boobs to thighs and everywhere in between. During one visit she was massaging my back while standing in front of my head and my hands were squeezing her butt and thighs and I managed to rub the kitty. She let out a small giggle and lingered there for about a minute while I rubbed harder before she went on to my legs. Another few visits and I told her I was getting warm about 20 minutes into the massage and I tugged my sheet off and she didn't bother putting it back. Kept that up for a few visits and only once did she make a half-assed attempt at redraping me, but it was more like throwing the corner of the sheet over my hip but still was totally out in the open- more of a formality, a "well. I tried" moment for her I guess. She did some slight teasing here and there, mostly when I was face down she'd ever so slightly graze my balls with her fingers while she worked my legs but never got a full assist. Hopefully I'll score one soon.

[MammieJammer]

Lived in hsv a while now, traveled to other locations inside the US and abroad, comparatively speaking for pop size hsv is extremely dry; basically you have to get lucky, bang an old gf, marry someone (hah!) or DIY. That said here's my massage analysis breakdown:
Alex - great HJ for first couple of visits, awesome technique, no sex, has dumb rules, home residence, younger looking.
Health, Rose, Monterey, MandY Massage - must go routinely and get to "know" a provider but even still HE is rare, had several pumps and rubs but nothing to completion.
Christina or Thai Place Massage - visited Christina a few times before she opened her place on S. Parkway, older woman, great massage and stretching, nothing sexual.
Royal, Mei Massage - reputation for giving HEs, someone told LEO, wife, girlfriend, over zealous Christians and shutdowns or hiatus ensued.
Foot Care Spa - been several times, had a college aged girl dry hump me and tease balls but she's gone now.

If you live in Gadsden, you may want to make the short drive to Bham instead, probably better luck there with places like Bamboo Spa. Stay frosty, keep information free open and be safe, Captain.

All of us keep looking in hopes that we will find that diamond in the rough but the reality is even in cities like Atlanta Chicago and New York there are very few old-time Asian massage parlors in the true sense of the word. Those that are left are declining daily with these new tease joints popping up more and more often. They do this to avoid any charges for sexual misconduct and to avoid human trafficking prosecution's. And because people are curious and looking for that old time experience they keep going sometimes many times to the same place hoping things will get better down the road although it never does. We've discussed this at length in the Birmingham forum and have just decided for the most part to boycott all of these places because there really is nothing in the whole state of Alabama that offers anything in the traditional sense of the word. Your money is better spent with a provider who may or may not provide a decent massage but at least you don't get short-changed on the fun side of the equation. MJ.

[JoeDeertay]

Where in Birmingham is Bamboo Spa?

Lived in hsv a while now, traveled to other locations inside the US and abroad, comparatively speaking for pop size hsv is extremely dry; basically you have to get lucky, bang an old gf, marry someone (hah!) or DIY. That said here's my massage analysis breakdown:
Alex - great HJ for first couple of visits, awesome technique, no sex, has dumb rules, home residence, younger looking.
Health, Rose, Monterey, MandY Massage - must go routinely and get to "know" a provider but even still HE is rare, had several pumps and rubs but nothing to completion.
Christina or Thai Place Massage - visited Christina a few times before she opened her place on S. Parkway, older woman, great massage and stretching, nothing sexual.
Royal, Mei Massage - reputation for giving HEs, someone told LEO, wife, girlfriend, over zealous Christians and shutdowns or hiatus ensued.
Foot Care Spa - been several times, had a college aged girl dry hump me and tease balls but she's gone now.

If you live in Gadsden, you may want to make the short drive to Bham instead, probably better luck there with places like Bamboo Spa. Stay frosty, keep information free open and be safe, Captain.

[CaptainRandom]

I'm Gadsden area and it is dry here. Been to KellyB once. Thinking about another Huntsville run. Was tempted by Alex but never did it. I see the ad and website for Best massage and it sounds good but scared of the bait and no deliver. Is it K or C staffed? Young or old? Can relief of all those stiff muscles be had there? Any suggestions of who to see?
What and where is mei massage I see some of you talk about? Is Rose an option even over Best? PM if you prefer.

Lived in hsv a while now, traveled to other locations inside the US and abroad, comparatively speaking for pop size hsv is extremely dry; basically you have to get lucky, bang an old gf, marry someone (hah!) or DIY. That said here's my massage analysis breakdown:
Alex - great HJ for first couple of visits, awesome technique, no sex, has dumb rules, home residence, younger looking.
Health, Rose, Monterey, MandY Massage - must go routinely and get to "know" a provider but even still HE is rare, had several pumps and rubs but nothing to completion.
Christina or Thai Place Massage - visited Christina a few times before she opened her place on S. Parkway, older woman, great massage and stretching, nothing sexual.
Royal, Mei Massage - reputation for giving HEs, someone told LEO, wife, girlfriend, over zealous Christians and shutdowns or hiatus ensued.
Foot Care Spa - been several times, had a college aged girl dry hump me and tease balls but she's gone now.

If you live in Gadsden, you may want to make the short drive to Bham instead, probably better luck there with places like Bamboo Spa. Stay frosty, keep information free open and be safe, Captain.

[TallCat]

Stopped in for a 90 minute visit with my favorite legit therapist Ana. She has given me the best / hardest legit massage in Huntsville. Heavy teasing, but as always left me hanging. Had to rub one out when I got home.

A fellow can only wish that someday she will forget herself and give you that ever elusive HE.

I have tried every trick in the book and have yet to leave with anything but a tree trunk. I have since stopped supporting.

[CurrentSit]

I'm Gadsden area and it is dry here. Been to KellyB once. Thinking about another Huntsville run. Was tempted by Alex but never did it. I see the ad and website for Best massage and it sounds good but scared of the bait and no deliver. Is it K or C staffed? Young or old? Can relief of all those stiff muscles be had there? Any suggestions of who to see?

What and where is mei massage I see some of you talk about? Is Rose an option even over Best? PM if you prefer.

Only known quantities to my knowledge are Kelly B and Alex. Best Massage is Chinese staffed, nothing like the girls in the ads though. Decent legit massage (and TS now), but no stiff muscle relief. Mei seems to be on / off or even closed due to public over-sharing of info, but worth calling when you're here just in case.

CS.

[SilverDawg]

I'm Gadsden area and it is dry here. Been to KellyB once. Thinking about another Huntsville run. Was tempted by Alex but never did it. I see the ad and website for Best massage and it sounds good but scared of the bait and no deliver. Is it K or C staffed? Young or old? Can relief of all those stiff muscles be had there? Any suggestions of who to see?

What and where is mei massage I see some of you talk about? Is Rose an option even over Best? PM if you prefer.

[Freek]

Stopped in for a 90 minute visit with my favorite legit therapist Ana. She has given me the best / hardest legit massage in Huntsville. Heavy teasing, but as always left me hanging. Had to rub one out when I got home.

A fellow can only wish that someday she will forget herself and give you that ever elusive HE.

[Cudjoe]

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[Snuggle Bunny]

I can't remember if anyone has reviewed Christina's before but here is my experience. Its by appointment only. The hours of operation made me think I might get some extras. They are located in south Huntsville in that fuckfest of construction across the street from the ABC store near Martin Rd. Greeted by a woman the age and look of a Mama San. No problem being totally naked for the session. She didn't blink or hesitate with the little head flopping about during the session, just covered him back up with a bath towel.

I haven't had as good of a massage since I left Los Angeles. It is a legitimateThai body stretch place. If you've never had a Thai body stretch, do yourself a favor and get one. They are awesome.

At one point when she had my arm in a position to dislocate my shoulder if she felt like it, I noticed I felt her breast against my hand. Far be it from me to let an opportunity for a free feel to pass by. I gave her a gentle squeeze and caress on her still full breast. She didn't giggle or move my hand like the rest of the places in town but that was the extent of my probing. No happy ending but a damn fine massage none the less. 90 dollars for 90 minutes of quality work. I'll be back. Especially since she said she's going back to Taiwan in two weeks and her student will take care of me next time. Here's hoping the student is hot and willing! Had to call Alex to give me the release I needed from such a good massage at Christina's.

Be safe out there.

[CaptainRandom]

Visited Rose Massage three weeks ago: mediocre massage, asked for money up front (bad sign), no front desk person, no HE, no teasing, wanted big tip afterwards, advertises on clones of backpage (bad sign). Really don't understand all the rage with Rose because the experience just isn't that great plus the provider left my session five separate times to answer the damn front door which was probably one of you blokes, LOL. Won't repeat (regardless of "potential" TS upgrades).

Visited Alex over a month ago: I actually like Alex platonically, she's cute, has a black cat, in fairly good shape and is respectfully chatty. However, during a lunch hour I really need stress relieved and she has fallen short the last several sessions. I can't even climax with her anymore, she is very mechanical and boring now. Won't repeat unless I'm backed up and desperate.

Visited Health Massage a week ago: ignoring the last two visits, the provider I had did much ball teasing, nipple rubbing and butt grabbing; on the flip she also double-handed my dick and balls which was wonderful. Didn't get her name and haven't seen her in a few weeks. The other girls there are boring and scared to do anything sexual, not recommended under normal circumstances. Repeat every three weeks or so.

Visited MandY three months ago: used to be a regular as the flirting and ball teasing was plentiful, it seems they downsized their staff quite a bit (remember more college aged girls available in the past). Previously, I had a provider even give me a double-thumbed outer prostate massage while facing down on the table but now the girls are boring again with no HE like the rest.

[BamaGuy]

I stopped by on the 4th. Pulled in and the Open sign was off and it was dark inside. Seemed odd a place this would be closed so hopped out to try the door and it was unlocked. The bells rang and a lady came out from the back. Asked if I called for an appointment, told her no, just need a half hour. She said okay and led me to room. Massage was bad, just elbows in my spine and my neck hurt so much the next day I had a headache I couldn't get rid of until today. Anyway at least I left happy, lady was Coco.