Massage Parlor Reports

[DMichaels69]

Yes if the MT comes out with oil all over and says she is busy, turn it around and come back. No reason to stand there stealing another mongers time making dumb conversation that in the end she could care less about anyways.

Head First provided great advice. That is the reason why the forum is so valuable. Everyone hates the "Loud Monger Guy" walking down the hallway to his room, or, who not only speaks loud, but doesn't shut up and go back out the door when they tell him, "come back 30 minutes etc. ".

Culturally, asians are soft spoken and quiet, and some Americans are way beyond the loud obnoxious American stereotype. Word to the wise, always use whispers.

Thank you Head First for posting.

[GMan25]

"...Also never talk in your regular voice. That's a telltale sign you're new. Always use a whisper. And if when you get in a room, sign language is the universal language spoken.
The girls have seen everything and done it all. They can spot a newbie just as quick as a veteran so go out and pay some dues and hopefully sooner rather than later some of your own fireworks will be shooting off.
Either way let us know how things go.

Head First provided great advice. That is the reason why the forum is so valuable. Everyone hates the "Loud Monger Guy" walking down the hallway to his room, or, who not only speaks loud, but doesn't shut up and go back out the door when they tell him, "come back 30 minutes etc. ".

Culturally, asians are soft spoken and quiet, and some Americans are way beyond the loud obnoxious American stereotype. Word to the wise, always use whispers.

Thank you Head First for posting.

[Head First]

Anybody ever skipped the massage? And if so, what happened?

I haven't had a massage in maybe years. And once you learn a few of the basics maybe you won't either.

Joes advice is spot on. Never ever mention that you're there to pay them for sex. In the beginning I can remember when I brought that subject up, getting kicked right out of places. We don't do that here, put your clothes on, here's your money back!

Also never talk in your regular voice. That's a telltale sign you're new. Always use a whisper. And if when you get in a room, sign language is the universal language spoken.

The girls have seen everything and done it all. They can spot a newbie just as quick as a veteran so go out and pay some dues and hopefully sooner rather than later some of your own fireworks will be shooting off.

Either way let us know how things go.

[BitterRoot56]

Relax Foot Spa.
2281 Orchard Rd.
Oswego.

Amy texted me today that she has left. She will be at another spa next week.

Sorry my bad, my proper name here is BitterRoot56. It's early in the morning for me, I work 2nd shift. That's my excuse. Thanks again for any info Avg Joe.

[BitterRoot56]

Relax Foot Spa.
2281 Orchard Rd.
Oswego.

Amy texted me today that she has left. She will be at another spa next week.

Which spa may I ask? I know it may be against the rules, since I am a new member here. But if she is in Wauconda that is near to where I live. If you want, I could give back a report. Thank-you Bitterroot.

[George Stark]

Yeah, that was pretty stupid of me.

Thanks very much for your advice, that seems a much more workable scenario.

Going in for the 1st time without knowing the girl and just asking for a HJ is a major no-no and you may get thrown out. Of course she will think you are a cop.

[SaintChuck]

Relax Foot Spa.
2281 Orchard Rd.
Oswego.

Amy texted me today that she has left. She will be at another spa next week.

That is why I never went back to Oswego. Amy seems to always be way the hell up in Wauconda. I am not driving all the way to Wauconda for a HJ. LOL. SaintChuck.

[Avg Joe]

Yes, Oswego made all the difference on the one place, thanks for the input on Apple, too.

I've got back problems that would make lying on my stomach for any period of time problematic, plus I really don't want any amateurs playing with my spine. I've got at least one herniated disk and I've got Physical Therapists for that.

If I go in with one of the ladies and tell her I just want the HE (or whatever), is that a major breach of protocol? Will they figure I'm a cop, or that I'm just too odd - (and odd is bad when you're afraid of being busted)?

Anybody ever skipped the massage? And if so, what happened?

Going in for the 1st time without knowing the girl and just asking for a HJ is a major no-no and you may get thrown out. Of course she will think you are a cop.

How about this, go in and make sure someone speaks English then explain the problem. Then ask her to massage your legs, arms, shoulders stomach but to leave your back alone. You can always move around on the table or sit up or stand when you need to. You can even ask for a foot or scalp massage.

Once you establish a rapport with them I think things will be much easier and more fun for both you and the girl.

[George Stark]

Yes, Oswego made all the difference on the one place, thanks for the input on Apple, too.

I've got back problems that would make lying on my stomach for any period of time problematic, plus I really don't want any amateurs playing with my spine. I've got at least one herniated disk and I've got Physical Therapists for that.

If I go in with one of the ladies and tell her I just want the HE (or whatever), is that a major breach of protocol? Will they figure I'm a cop, or that I'm just too odd - (and odd is bad when you're afraid of being busted)?

Anybody ever skipped the massage? And if so, what happened?

[Avg Joe]

The Subway on Orchard Rd in Montgomery is inside a Walmart. Can't find a paint store on Orchard Road in Montgomery. Any help appreciated.

Relax Foot Spa.
2281 Orchard Rd.
Oswego.

Amy texted me today that she has left. She will be at another spa next week.

[DMichaels69]

I've been and extra service is good, massage very average. Ladies are all older 40 something and pleasant.

Apple Spa has same address as given for Pine Tree Spa previously. Has anybody been here since the renaming which I assume means New Management?

[DMichaels69]

I was there recently and the lineup is new. Had Mia, a very good looking pleasant 30 something. Non exciting standard service.

The Subway on Orchard Rd in Montgomery is inside a Walmart. Can't find a paint store on Orchard Road in Montgomery. Any help appreciated.

[SaintChuck]

The Subway on Orchard Rd in Montgomery is inside a Walmart. Can't find a paint store on Orchard Road in Montgomery. Any help appreciated.

It is roughly 2 miles south of WalMart. Go over the big bridge and look on your right side and you will see one of those free standing strip malls. There is a Subway, a paint store and the spa. It is probably considered Oswego and not Montgomery. SaintChuck.

[George Stark]

Been seeing Amy a few times at the place by the paint store. It's on Rt30 just South of 31 on the West side of the street.

Nice girl, very good massage and even better foot massage. Left very happy 60/50.

AJ.

The only place that I can think of near there that is next to a paint store is on Orchard Rd, next to Subway.

Yes that's it. I'm from Kenilworth and not that familiar with that area.

AJ.

The Subway on Orchard Rd in Montgomery is inside a Walmart. Can't find a paint store on Orchard Road in Montgomery. Any help appreciated.

[George Stark]

I was stop by yesterday I met k old my friend she said new girl coming next Monday will repeat.

Apple Spa has same address as given for Pine Tree Spa previously. Has anybody been here since the renaming which I assume means New Management?