Massage Parlor Reports

[AsiaPhileJake1]

I wasn't sure where to post this so I went with massage. Does anyone have any experience with Holly? I'm pretty sure she's been discussed. It's difficult to search with BP gone, new names and numbers. She's been posting awhile, really looks magnificent if the black dress and heels.

[BrewCityGuy]

I agree. The providers at eastern are all old, fat and expensive. I gave up on them years ago.

A few years ago they had a younger provider working there. I think her name was Cici. She had glasses and usually wore a shirt with Donald Duck on it. She was probably 25 years old and was cute in a nerdy kind of way. Sometimes she would quietly sing Beatles songs while she worked and even once had me sing along with her. LOL. She quickly became a favorite for me. But it became difficult to get past the fat old lady that also worked there. She wanted me to alternate between her and Cici when I stopped there. After a few visits I stopped going because it wasn't worth the agony of trying to finish while the old one jackhammered me. Every now and then I see a good review pop up on RM but I think they are just BS, like 80 percent of RM seems to be.

[ShortIrish]

If the lady you got was about 60 you got one of the younger ones.

I agree. The providers at eastern are all old, fat and expensive. I gave up on them years ago.

[DanAndy69]

Greetings, ready to start the work needed to be a productive member of the club. My go-to has been the Cap 144 AMP, I will summarize my experiences hopefully for our benefits. My time with Nancy has always been the same, a really good massage and an awkward after finish. I hope I'm not the only one, but she usually has a conversation with my junk. This cracks me up! I had seen Coco and Janie before they had left, and the thing I liked about Janie, was the HE in the beginning of the massage, allowing me to truly enjoy her strong hands for the next 50 minutes. Plus its a bit different with a HE being vertical rather than horizontal. Coco was probably the most attractive I've seen there and would allow as much roaming as any of them. Finally, the other older Mameson, I'm not sure of her name, but talk about all inclusive. I thought I was at Sandals. LOL. My summary is let me rub you, get you off, wash you, dry you, dry your junk, get you dressed, and get you a water. All while smiling! Love the table shower, but she is about the only lady that will do it. Anyway, interested in an Annie experience soon, Hopefully will have something to report on that.

[Chazzster]

How long ago was this? That would of been able standard fare in Rockford before the crackdown years ago, but that time has long past.

2009/2010.

[PNR2004]

I got off work early and drove past Eastern Massage on 27th Street. I don't remember reading about this place so I didn't know what to expect but I thought I'd give it a try. Worst case I'd get a crappy massage. The prices were a bit higher than normal 70-hr 100-90 min. Table shower was 100-hr. I like table showers but for the price I opted to the 70-hr. The masseuse was old (60) big (200 lb) I was hoping this was a legit place but 10 seconds into the massage she made it clear it wasn't. What she lacked in looks she made up for it in technique, lots of teasing and reaching around and had me flip. The finish was a bit of a let down with the jackhammer technique. She suggested the table shower and I took it. In the end I was only there 50 minutes and really got no massage. Maybe I should give the EMP a try in Illinois if someone wants to point me in the right direction.

If the lady you got was about 60 you got one of the younger ones.

[Joeyaugust]

I haven't been to many AMPs, but the best one that I ever saw was in bloomington Illinois called hong king spa. Maybe it was a slow night, but I was able to get a massage and then two younger women in the room for covered threeway FS. They don't mess around there.

How long ago was this? That would of been standard fare in Rockford before the crackdown years ago, but that time has long past.

[Chazzster]

I have more experience with AMP than European massages, but that is an accurate assessment. Asian massages usually are more liberal in their services, all depending on the masseuse of course.

I haven't been to many AMPs, but the best one that I ever saw was in bloomington Illinois called hong king spa. Maybe it was a slow night, but I was able to get a massage and then two younger women in the room for covered threeway FS. They don't mess around there.

[AngryBob]

The European massage is similar to the Asian massage, although European women seem to have a different temperament than the Chinese women we usually see. I'm not the expert on EMP's, but I've found your mileage may vary much more. Sometimes it's not as easy to get a HE at am EMP compared to an AMP. I'm grossly oversimplifying, but they seem to be more careful, and make you work for it more. And typically the price is a bit higher than at Asian places.

I have more experience with AMP than European massages, but that is an accurate assessment. Asian massages usually are more liberal in their services, all depending on the masseuse of course.

[Joeyaugust]

I got off work early and drove past Eastern Massage on 27th Street. I don't remember reading about this place so I didn't know what to expect but I thought I'd give it a try. Worst case I'd get a crappy massage. The prices were a bit higher than normal 70-hr 100-90 min. Table shower was 100-hr. I like table showers but for the price I opted to the 70-hr. The masseuse was old (60) big (200 lb) I was hoping this was a legit place but 10 seconds into the massage she made it clear it wasn't. What she lacked in looks she made up for it in technique, lots of teasing and reaching around and had me flip. The finish was a bit of a let down with the jackhammer technique. She suggested the table shower and I took it. In the end I was only there 50 minutes and really got no massage. Maybe I should give the EMP a try in Illinois if someone wants to point me in the right direction.

[AddictedToAmp]

What is an European massage like? Never had one and this guy said go to Deerbrook to get one. Worth the money, do you get the H. E. Does she play with your ass, What goes on?? Sorry for being an idiot on this. Please help me out. Thanks guys.

The European massage is similar to the Asian massage, although European women seem to have a different temperament than the Chinese women we usually see. I'm not the expert on EMP's, but I've found your mileage may vary much more. Sometimes it's not as easy to get a HE at am EMP compared to an AMP. I'm grossly oversimplifying, but they seem to be more careful, and make you work for it more. And typically the price is a bit higher than at Asian places.

[HomeSlice]

What is an European massage like? Never had one and this guy said go to Deerbrook to get one. Worth the money, do you get the H. E. Does she play with your ass, What goes on?? Sorry for being an idiot on this. Please help me out. Thanks guys.

Same as any other massage, just done by a European instead of an Asian.

YMMY with EMP just like AMP.

[GetSomeNow17]

What is an European massage like? Never had one and this guy said go to Deerbrook to get one. Worth the money, do you get the H. E. Does she play with your ass, What goes on?? Sorry for being an idiot on this. Please help me out. Thanks guys.

[Dr Manhattan]

With Backpage, we had a market bubble of AMP's. I fully expect we'll see a full market contraction. Let's hope the best of the bunch survive, but that's asking a lot from a hit-and-miss UTR industry.

Save your cash for an introductory trial membership at SA. Meet a college aged woman and finally have a conversation in English with somebody youthful. It's a needle in the haystack search at times, but it's worth the experience and the potential for freebies.

If you want that exotic touch without the battle suits and kimchi breath, take the hour drive to Deerfield or Northbrook for a European massage.

[GPSlikesy]

After checking out some Google reviews and 'reading between the lines' I gave this place a shot a few days ago. Easy to find off of I94, seems to be just one mid-40's AF who runs the place.

Pros- Average to above average massage, I asked for light to medium touch. She was very pleasant and would murmur a few times if 'so and so' felt good. Hands drifted to all the right places after I gave the signs it was ok. I did take a chance and ask if it was ok to flip and she said yes. The finish was very nice and she was very pleasant about it (which helps alot IMO).

Cons- Only problem is the office complex has thin walls so the man next door was on a phone call or something. If you need to total solitude, go after 4 or 5 PM (open till 930) Overall a very nice experience and a goodish massage from a nice lady. I'll def go back. Was 80 for an hour and I tipped a bit extra.

Thanks for the info. I've wanted to try that one.