USA Adult Classifieds: Advertiser Reviews

[Savage33]

The other day I was tired and decided to take a nap. I had a nice dream. In my dream I met up with Starr. She told me she was brand new, and she is very friendly. She has nice DD titties and has a nice thick booty. When we met she was wearing a nice black dress. I grabbed her ass and she started kissing me. I told her to take her bra off and she has some beautiful nipples and nice round set of racks. I enjoyed them for a bit and then I told her to get to work. She gave me a nice BBBJ and the whole time she let me push her head down while I fingered her. She took it all the way down without complain. She only had to stop a few times to gasp for air. She played with the boys and does a great job at taking directions. She was sucking it so good that 20 minutes in I nutted in the back of her mouth. Such a great girl she swallowed it all. Then my dream ended. I woke up thinking dam it was only a dream now it's back to reality.

[JRuds]

Sorry Skyee fans. Had the absolute worst experience with her tonight. After a few texts back and forth ended up at her place, a long term stay complex off of the trail. After waiting for the final text for the room number in the parking lot (10-15 minutes later) knocked on the door and God dam. She packed on the pounds. Definitely BBW status now but I was okay with that just looking to relieve my headache with one of those 2017 trail specials I remember so well. Gave the negotiatied tip and I wish I would have paid attention to where she put it. (never making that mistake again) I get comfortable and look over and in a matter of 10-15 seconds she actually fell asleep standing up drinking a dam milkshake. At this point I pick my pants off the bed and my dam cell phone slips out of my pocket, hits the floor and cracks the screen. At this point I continue getting dressed and am simply ready to just call it a loss. She wakes back up, I get undressed again and she goes to work. She fell asleep three or four fucking times with my cock in her mouth. So naturally each time I push it down her throat to wake her ass up. Absolutely amazing she instantly snaps back into action each time until she finally just passes out for good, I mean lights fucking out! I just simply gave up, I push her passed out ass off me and begin to get dressed. I stand up and theres a dam kitten playing by my shoes, I think nothing of it until I go to put them on. The fucking cat pissed in my brand new shoes, weird thing is her room didn't smell like cats at all. WTF I couldn't make the shit up if I tried, it was like I was living out a fucken comedy movie, Im almost expecting to wake up with a dam tiger in my hotel room bathroom .

So I'm out.

One brand new pair of Nike's (by the way if you see a bum on the trail sporting a new pair of size 11 black and orange air maxes you know where they came from, chucked them bitches out the window at the light at consulate and OBT. God dam cat piss stinks!!

60 burritos I know overpaid to begin with but in work truck and couldn't go cruising up and down the trail).

100 burritos for new phone screen.

Total damage close to 300 burritos, would have been cheaper to go to GG or BO!

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...2894&cityid=98

Just a quick update since posting- Skyee has contacted me, apologized and offered to make things right, she seems sincere in her apology. That's a rare occurrence in this hobby, I guess everybody just simply has a bad day now and again, glad she's owning up to it and trying to do the right thing.

[Whitbiz61]

Had a bit of down time and needed a quick stop to take a nap. Bunny was happy to help location was close to MCO pictures show her best side nice filters short just as sweet as she could be a bit older but made up for it. Great eyes and happy to please with eye contact during. Very open and very eager to please. Thanks Bunny.

[Steavt]

She has been advertising for the entire 8 years I have lived here and this is the first thing I have ever read about her. Now I may have missed it, it wouldn't be the first time.

She as been on here a super long time (well on BP) as I saw her back when she was called Stacy and I left her two reveiws years ago.

[Hodar]

Sorry Skyee fans. Had the absolute worst experience with her tonight. After a few texts back and forth ended up at her place, a long term stay complex off of the trail. After waiting for the final text for the room number in the parking lot (10-15 minutes later) knocked on the door and God dam. She packed on the pounds. Definitely BBW status now but I was okay with that just looking to relieve my headache with one of those 2017 trail specials I remember so well. Gave the negotiatied tip and I wish I would have paid attention to where she put it. (never making that mistake again) I get comfortable and look over and in a matter of 10-15 seconds she actually fell asleep standing up drinking a dam milkshake. At this point I pick my pants off the bed and my dam cell phone slips out of my pocket, hits the floor and cracks the screen. At this point I continue getting dressed and am simply ready to just call it a loss. She wakes back up, I get undressed again and she goes to work. She fell asleep three or four fucking times with my cock in her mouth. So naturally each time I push it down her throat to wake her ass up. Absolutely amazing she instantly snaps back into action each time until she finally just passes out for good, I mean lights fucking out! I just simply gave up, I push her passed out ass off me and begin to get dressed. I stand up and theres a dam kitten playing by my shoes, I think nothing of it until I go to put them on. The fucking cat pissed in my brand new shoes, weird thing is her room didn't smell like cats at all. WTF I couldn't make the shit up if I tried, it was like I was living out a fucken comedy movie, Im almost expecting to wake up with a dam tiger in my hotel room bathroom .

So I'm out.

One brand new pair of Nike's (by the way if you see a bum on the trail sporting a new pair of size 11 black and orange air maxes you know where they came from, chucked them bitches out the window at the light at consulate and OBT. God dam cat piss stinks!!

60 burritos I know overpaid to begin with but in work truck and couldn't go cruising up and down the trail).

100 burritos for new phone screen.

Total damage close to 300 burritos, would have been cheaper to go to GG or BO!

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...2894&cityid=98

LOL sorry for laughing but hat is the state of affairs for many providers. She was nodding off from opiates. It's easy to figure out why her room doesn't smell like cat piss, the cat is better trained than her. All the cat knows is when it pusses in a tricks shoes the shoes leave with him. Tidy Cat.

[FatJoe]

I am new here and took the plunge on sexy jenny. I texted Jenny and she responded that she was available after 1 pm. I set up date with her, she text me some pictures and I was excited to meet her. I arrived at her private apt. She answered the door in lingerie we hugged and moved into the bedroom. I took a look around and all was good. We had some small talk she was making me feel comfortable, I got undressed and so did she, I left donation on table and she never looked at it. Jenny had me lay on bed and she started to BBBJ it was deep wet and best I have had, she swallowed me all and also licked on my balls.

I wanted Greek so I didn't want to pop fast, I stopped her and flipped her over, covered up and went deep and fast in her tight hole. I popped in minutes. I cleaned up in her bathroom and went back to work.

I will be back definitely glad I went.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...2795&cityid=98

[HappyInFlordia]

Sorry Skyee fans. Had the absolute worst experience with her tonight. After a few texts back and forth ended up at her place, a long term stay complex off of the trail. After waiting for the final text for the room number in the parking lot (10-15 minutes later) knocked on the door and God dam. She packed on the pounds. Definitely BBW status now but I was okay with that just looking to relieve my headache with one of those 2017 trail specials I remember so well. Gave the negotiatied tip and I wish I would have paid attention to where she put it. (never making that mistake again) I get comfortable and look over and in a matter of 10-15 seconds she actually fell asleep standing up drinking a dam milkshake. At this point I pick my pants off the bed and my dam cell phone slips out of my pocket, hits the floor and cracks the screen. At this point I continue getting dressed and am simply ready to just call it a loss. She wakes back up, I get undressed again and she goes to work. She fell asleep three or four fucking times with my cock in her mouth. So naturally each time I push it down her throat to wake her ass up. Absolutely amazing she instantly snaps back into action each time until she finally just passes out for good, I mean lights fucking out! I just simply gave up, I push her passed out ass off me and begin to get dressed. I stand up and theres a dam kitten playing by my shoes, I think nothing of it until I go to put them on. The fucking cat pissed in my brand new shoes, weird thing is her room didn't smell like cats at all. WTF I couldn't make the shit up if I tried, it was like I was living out a fucken comedy movie, Im almost expecting to wake up with a dam tiger in my hotel room bathroom .

So I'm out.

One brand new pair of Nike's (by the way if you see a bum on the trail sporting a new pair of size 11 black and orange air maxes you know where they came from, chucked them bitches out the window at the light at consulate and OBT. God dam cat piss stinks!!

60 burritos I know overpaid to begin with but in work truck and couldn't go cruising up and down the trail).

100 burritos for new phone screen.

Total damage close to 300 burritos, would have been cheaper to go to GG or BO!

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...2894&cityid=98

Although I feel bad about your dream that's one of the funniest post I have ever read on this site lmao.

[Kaityx]

She was on sister site, tried once, total pornstar but too big for my liking, she is very friendly and knows how to use those tits, she has videos also. With me she foot the job down but too big for me. Can suck a cock though, spit, dirty talk, slap her cheeks with it, the whole nine yards a great BBBJTCIM or on those huge tits.

Thank you for the review. I had fun with you, but also have an understanding that not every man loves a curvy girl LOL, glad you enjoyed yourself sweetie!

[JRuds]

Sorry Skyee fans. Had the absolute worst experience with her tonight. After a few texts back and forth ended up at her place, a long term stay complex off of the trail. After waiting for the final text for the room number in the parking lot (10-15 minutes later) knocked on the door and God dam. She packed on the pounds. Definitely BBW status now but I was okay with that just looking to relieve my headache with one of those 2017 trail specials I remember so well. Gave the negotiatied tip and I wish I would have paid attention to where she put it. (never making that mistake again) I get comfortable and look over and in a matter of 10-15 seconds she actually fell asleep standing up drinking a dam milkshake. At this point I pick my pants off the bed and my dam cell phone slips out of my pocket, hits the floor and cracks the screen. At this point I continue getting dressed and am simply ready to just call it a loss. She wakes back up, I get undressed again and she goes to work. She fell asleep three or four fucking times with my cock in her mouth. So naturally each time I push it down her throat to wake her ass up. Absolutely amazing she instantly snaps back into action each time until she finally just passes out for good, I mean lights fucking out! I just simply gave up, I push her passed out ass off me and begin to get dressed. I stand up and theres a dam kitten playing by my shoes, I think nothing of it until I go to put them on. The fucking cat pissed in my brand new shoes, weird thing is her room didn't smell like cats at all. WTF I couldn't make the shit up if I tried, it was like I was living out a fucken comedy movie, I’m almost expecting to wake up with a dam tiger in my hotel room bathroom .

So I'm out.

One brand new pair of Nike's (by the way if you see a bum on the trail sporting a new pair of size 11 black and orange air maxes you know where they came from, chucked them bitches out the window at the light at consulate and OBT. God dam cat piss stinks!!

60 burritos I know overpaid to begin with but in work truck and couldn't go cruising up and down the trail).

100 burritos for new phone screen.

Total damage close to 300 burritos, would have been cheaper to go to GG or BO!

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...2894&cityid=98

[RubberDucker]

Had an amazing dream with Mere tonight. http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...2288&cityid=98.

Great kisser, amazing BBBJ and an extremely tight kitty. She was freshly showered when I got there and just the sweetest little thing. Hard bodied and very very sensual. Go see her. You won't be disappointed.

[Chris5]

She has been advertising for the entire 8 years I have lived here and this is the first thing I have ever read about her. Now I may have missed it, it wouldn't be the first time.

Sadly you have missed absolutely nothing my friend. She used to be on BP a lot, has fucked up teeth, a butter face, and marks on her legs.

C5.

[TeenLover]

She can take Greek with the best. Very accommodating even for larger deliveries. All covered. But CIM.

She has been advertising for the entire 8 years I have lived here and this is the first thing I have ever read about her. Now I may have missed it, it wouldn't be the first time.

[FieryStud]

It was early morning on Thursday and I was in the mood. Tried texting a few providers and Paige responded immediately.

Two call verification system and off I went to her place. The door was open and she had a pet puppy with her. But the puppy was all the more quiet and so that was not a problem at all.

We got down to business and she is true to all the reviews posted about her. Paid for hh and left drained.

Stay safe! Happy hunting!

[Chris5]

This stuff pi $$es me off. I would rather them not have face shots and just body shots if they wanted to protect their identity. The pics of other people is false advertising. AMPs do it ALL the time and that sux as well.

Stay Safe.

Harry P.

A chick who's using fake pic's will always be a shitty date! Guy's should immediately call these chicks out for false advertising AND waste of our time and our fucking gas! Do not under any circumstances stay just because your dick is hard. By you staying, you are condoning her shitty behavior.

C5.

[Floriduh]

Anyone seen her? Been looking for reports but might have to take the plunge first.

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...1806&cityid=98

Have not, but definitely a Looker!