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06-19-18 14:42 #1468
Posts: 12Holly
Originally Posted by SailingForSure [View Original Post]
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06-18-18 23:37 #1467
Posts: 231July
What up fellow mongers? I'm going to Orlando guy but I'm going to be in Naptown for a few days in July. I'm looking for a LOL Intel on some solid providers. I'll take any info my brothers. Pm is fine. Hey when you come to the O I'll be sure to give you the lowdown. Thanks in advance. Stay Safe!
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06-18-18 20:32 #1466
Posts: 8[Deleted by Admin]
Use PM's for stuff like this.
A2
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06-18-18 19:04 #1465
Posts: 392Miss Catharine.
Originally Posted by Doc391 [View Original Post]
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06-18-18 14:55 #1464
Posts: 70Psa
Our friend Megan / T is in need of a real estate attorney ASAP. If any of you are, or know one that will discuss her case on a contingency basis please contact her or me.
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06-16-18 15:24 #1463
Posts: 1Miss Catharine in Indianapolis
I was very impressed with my visit with Miss Catharine. She was very nice and conversational and made me feel like a man. The room was very nice and she was really classy. Some of these girls can come across as rude or in a hurry to get me out the door. This woman was very attentive and her skill set was beyond what I expected. I am going to definitely try to see this one again!
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06-15-18 23:04 #1462
Posts: 13I got the chance to meet mmgeg last week, after some sink issues that happened when our first appointment was suppose to take place we got it rescheduled and once I showed up she was super sweet. Communication through out was great and screening was painless. We sat and talked for a while before going upstairs. Her massage was great and the ending was amazing. Hopefully she will let me perform what I asked about next time I see her. She is definitely well worth a visit.
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06-15-18 12:42 #1461
Posts: 141Originally Posted by Mmgeg [View Original Post]
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06-15-18 08:30 #1460
Posts: 408The One and Only
Originally Posted by ItsReal [View Original Post]
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06-15-18 08:24 #1459
Posts: 408Never Grew Up
Originally Posted by Ilapp [View Original Post]
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06-15-18 08:19 #1458
Posts: 72Sophie MILF
Was curious about her myself but still nothing.
Originally Posted by Agronoman [View Original Post]
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06-15-18 00:04 #1457
Posts: 87Mmgeg
Originally Posted by Mmgeg [View Original Post]
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06-14-18 23:41 #1456
Posts: 15Ashli
Originally Posted by Alternativ [View Original Post]
The tl; dr version: Pretty hot girl, super fucking chatty, pissed on me like 5 times and pretended it was uncontrollable squirting, spent half my session chatting instead of performing and rushed me at the end.
Set up with the booker was easy, and she was ready (kinda, more on that coming) on time. When I got to the room, she was in a nice bra and panties set, not the short skirt or dress I requested, but she was made up, looking and smelling fresh. She has me put the donation in a weird little envelope thing and rinse off. No problem. Then we start to chat a bit as she applies some lotion. She starts going on about all sorts of Alternative (to) Medicine. And applying cream. More chatting. More lotion. I stopped her and asked if I was on the clock, and she said, don't worry, I schedule an extra 10 minutes. I'm thinking, OK, that will cover the shower and the first 5 minutes of this conversation. As she's chatting, she starts applying some sort of coconut oil crap to my junk. On one hand, I'm glad we're finally getting to it, but when she goes back for the second, third, then fourth dab of this shit, I tell her to take it easy as oils make me break out. They do. She argues with me. 'No, this is totally natural. ' Yes, so are hemlock, cyanide, and arsenic. I'm Mediterranean. My body makes plenty of it's own oil. You add more, I break out. Anyway, she starts a lackluster BBBJ. I encourage some DT, as seen in at least one of her scenes. She complains of dry mouth. Maybe it's the fucking half gallon of oil you just put on my dick!? More chatting. Water consumption. A little deeper, but not much. I go for some FIV for like a minute, and she pushes my hand away and says she doesn't want to squirt yet because it wipes her out. Whatever. I flip around for some 69, and get a whiff. Rottencrotch. Not terrible, but bad enough. With periodic pauses for water, she finally gets most of Jimmy gobbled, but still not the gagging DT from her flicks. So, we get to the FS. I pull her to the edge of the bed for standing mish and cover up, she likes being dragged. More chatter. I get in there, and she is nice and responsive. After maybe 2 minutes, she pushes me back and pisses all over me. I know squirting, lived with a squirter for years, been with dozens in the hobby. Yes, I know it's mainly piss even when it's real squirting. She just pushed piss out. Intentionally. Fuck me. I get back in there, already kinda grossed out by the smell and her piss running down my legs. 30 seconds later, she does it again. And again. She's putting on a show about how much of a bother it is to squirt all the time and so much. Making faces when she does it. I'm dodging it by this point, because I've got enough piss on me for a lifetime. Not my kink, you know? Lots more fucking chatter. Then her alarm goes off on her phone, she says it's the 3 minute warning. No pressure! I wipe all the piss off of me with a towel and get rid of the cover. I lay her down for some more head. Weak. More water consumption. More chatter. The booker calls, she tells him I'm already gone but she's getting ready. I am bound and determined not to leave without nutting, so I'm stroking myself and rubbing her clit while she is talking to him. 'He's going to send this other guy up in like 3 minutes. ' OK, so get off your phone and back to fucking work so I can finish! A bit more half-assed head and it's clear I need to take matters into my own hand. I start lining up for the facial, as advertised, and she's pushing the rack up to intercept. I didn't feel like arguing, because if I start, I'm going to go off on how shitty the session was and things will go sideways, so I just blasted on the bolt-ons and cut my losses. More chatter. And more. And into the shower before I can get in there. More chatter. 'You can come in. ' Chatter. I am able to get the piss rinsed off me, and I'm out getting dressed. Chatter, chatter, chatter. I'm ignoring her at this point, got dressed, and got the fuck out before the next sucker started knocking. I can hear the booker's ringtone blowing up her phone the whole time I'm getting my clothes on. What a fucking waste of time and money. Who the hell pisses on a client that hasn't requested the service and tries to play it off as involuntary squirting? Oh, really, you're going to take a call from your booker before getting me off?
Worst. Porn. Girl. Ever. Almost the worst session I've ever had. Avoid like the plague unless you enjoy endless inane babbling and complaining. And getting pissed on.
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06-14-18 16:45 #1455
Posts: 253Maytag4040 it was a
Originally Posted by MayTag4040 [View Original Post]
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06-14-18 16:42 #1454
Posts: 253Hey now.
Originally Posted by MikeBenning [View Original Post]
Had a great time and look forward to future meets Thank you for the review.
Honey everyone knows I can suck a softball thru a straw I mean what kind of details do you want LOL. J / k. So glad this site is back up. Missed your smart ass.