Strip Club Reports

[Count1]

I have not been in a while. I never went on a Friday eve. , which is supposed to be the big night, but used to go on occasion on Wednesday nights, when they had what they called "greedy girl" nights. In essence, it was a gang bang with 1-3 ladies. One came every week, and was flat out HOT. She was Scandinavian, tan, beautiful, and amazing! She would dance on a pole for a while, then grab a can of whip cream and put a dab on her tit, giving all of the guys a chance to lick it off and get graded for style points. There were rarely more than 4 or 5 guys, and 1-3 ladies. Some ladies were less open to strangers and would participate openly, but only with a few guys. Anyway, usually around 9:00 this young lady and her husband (who remained clothed the entire time and just watched) retired to a side room with a massage table, and would lay back, nude, and start playing with herself. Slowly, guys would whip it out and she would jerk them off some. Then the husband would hand out condoms, and one by one she would get pounded (always covered), and men relieved themselves on her magnificent chest! I do not recall her ever giving BJ's or CIM or COF, but man was it an experience!

I do not see them advertise that any more, and now they have something like couples into single men, which I have not tried. Damn, I wish that greedy girl bit would come back. PLEASE, someone should update us on the place! I may even venture over myself soon.

Has anyone got any recent reviews or comments about Club 3 X in cocoa village?

[DagoRed]

Has anyone got any recent reviews or comments about Club 3 X in cocoa village?

[CrLuverGuy]

Stopped by weekday for an afternoon fun for few hours just after opening. IR had 5 or 6 girls in 20's sitting around while others getting ready. None were interested in mingling or dancing yet. I stuck around for few hours and few beers and only 1 girl offer to dance while another asked me to buy her a drink. After 2 dances with a cute tall blond (forgot name) and lacks any chemistry or allowed any mutual explorations like others I have seen. I doubt if take out is available anyway she seemed distant and preoccupied.

Next up I stopped by Lido and sat at the bar watching the stage. 1 blond cutie dancing with guys waiting to drop 1s. There were few lookers but were all busy hanging with customers. Only a bigger brunette came by but I declined her offer to dance for 20. She wasn't my type and she had strong odor I couldn't be near. I got my beer fun and left empty handed.

In the past I've had good dances with plenty of roaming and OTC offers but these days no such luck.

[Deboinair]

Good question. Cocoa Beach is a small town, and people do bump into each other. It seems like I always run into someone I know (patron not dancer) when I'm at IR or Lido. The girls, not many of them live in town, so you don't see them around as much. My limited experience has been that they know the etiquette. If they are willing to engage at all, it's only after you make the initial hello. I remember winding up in line at Winn Dixie behind a girl I recognized and she either politely ignored me or didn't even remember. I think for the most part they try to leave it in the club. Who wants to talk about work outside of the workplace anyway?

Yeah just wanted to make sure that wasnt a problem. Looks IR is still the spot to go to. But I'm going to check our Cheaters. I've never been there. I only want to go to clubs with the most action and OTC.

[J SunSurf]

Good question. Cocoa Beach is a small town, and people do bump into each other. It seems like I always run into someone I know (patron not dancer) when I'm at IR or Lido. The girls, not many of them live in town, so you don't see them around as much. My limited experience has been that they know the etiquette. If they are willing to engage at all, it's only after you make the initial hello. I remember winding up in line at Winn Dixie behind a girl I recognized and she either politely ignored me or didn't even remember. I think for the most part they try to leave it in the club. Who wants to talk about work outside of the workplace anyway?

Originally from Miami, but moved to AZ. I'm finally getting out of Strip Club Hell (Phx) at the end of this month. I briefly lived in Melbourne years ago and I'm returning. I remember it being small and bumping into people. My question is how do the strippers act if they see you with your SO? In Miami they act like they don't know who you are, but I know every place is different.

[Deboinair]

And honestly, if you chat, are friendly, enjoy the company, the girls are pretty accommodating, fuck the rules. You can get satisfaction for three dances plus a tip. They want to have fun too and feel the good vibe as opposed to desperation. Two summers ago, before Lamar sold the place, I became friends with a nice, older girl with kids. Not older than me, but not 18. We wound up having dinner and a couple of dates at the old surfers sports pub, although we knew it was nothing serious. She preferred girls, I was married. But we had a blast, as much fun sitting at the bar at IR doing shots, smoking and joking, as we had on the wall grinding. The dancers know the tricks, which she told me about, they know at the end of the day they work the place, not the bouncers. All the legality and rules aside, as a monger you aren't there for the booze and cigarette smoke and the owners know it. In the end, she and I had some take out on clean sheets in a hotel, which was nice and actually not compensated. Hanging out in the club imposed a bunch more rules than outside action.

Originally from Miami, but moved to AZ. I'm finally getting out of Strip Club Hell (Phx) at the end of this month. I briefly lived in Melbourne years ago and I'm returning. I remember it being small and bumping into people. My question is how do the strippers act if they see you with your SO? In Miami they act like they don't know who you are, but I know every place is different.

[Count1]

I made a short late afternoon stop at IR on Sunday for a cold beer and anything else that may pop up. Talent was scarce, and I left with no dances, which is rare. However, I did make one observation. Nearly ALL of the girls on stage kept their tops on, and of the few private dances I saw taking place, the girls has their tops on. Has something changed, or were the dancers just being lazy?

[AllDaWay]

Long time user trying to get my posts up. Sorry for the delay I traveled through the area on Work about two weeks ago and stopped in at Lido. Was there for the day shift and they had a cute Spanish girl who was thick in all the right places (Angelina I believe) but I was still feeling in the American spirit after Memorial Day.

Met a young girl I believe her name as Star. I'm young myself so I always am interested in the younger dancers. She's a cute red head with a pair I believed to be man made. Looking to see if anyone has experience with her outside the club. Took a dance but then needed to head back on the road, thanks in advance feel free to PM.

[Pusspuss]

Stopped by IR. Bartenders are awesome but the girls here have taken a nose dive. One really hot brunette was yes hot but absolutely nuts. A lot of unattractive Hispanic chicks. One kept talking about how she doesn't do bjs or bbgrind but says some girls do. I did see a guy buttoning up after a dance.

Cheaters had some talent. Got a few dances from a few girls. Ruby is a nice girl but when she gives dances she gets sweaty quick. Kinda gross. No talk of extras or takeout.

Lido visitbsoon.

Is Jenna and Kathy still tending bar at the inner room?

[J SunSurf]

$10 still.

And honestly, if you chat, are friendly, enjoy the company, the girls are pretty accommodating, fuck the rules. You can get satisfaction for three dances plus a tip. They want to have fun too and feel the good vibe as opposed to desperation. Two summers ago, before Lamar sold the place, I became friends with a nice, older girl with kids. Not older than me, but not 18. We wound up having dinner and a couple of dates at the old surfers sports pub, although we knew it was nothing serious. She preferred girls, I was married. But we had a blast, as much fun sitting at the bar at IR doing shots, smoking and joking, as we had on the wall grinding. The dancers know the tricks, which she told me about, they know at the end of the day they work the place, not the bouncers. All the legality and rules aside, as a monger you aren't there for the booze and cigarette smoke and the owners know it. In the end, she and I had some take out on clean sheets in a hotel, which was nice and actually not compensated. Hanging out in the club imposed a bunch more rules than outside action.

[Putzy]

$10 still.

Its been awhile since I was at the inner room what are the dance prices now?

[Pusspuss]

OK, this is my last response to PerfectAss (a well chosen monicker, by the way) They may not straddle you (HINT: YMMV) but they do me. I don't know what it is about you that they don't. Perhaps management keeps an eye on you because you have caused problems in past, or perhaps because you are affiliated with management. I have been visiting the IR for over ten years and it is business as usual. Perioid.

Its been awhile since I was at the inner room what are the dance prices now?

[PerfectAss]

I get it. They aren't allowed to straddle and you don't like it. Thanks for your intel.
I don't see it as better or worse over that time, only different.

Thank you for confirming the fact that the dancers are not allowed to straddle you (I think) This might be the only change from the past, there is no need to cover up the truth. This is not YMMV, I only go during the day and the girls don't straddle both legs when they are facing you, it's the rule of the club. Is it a game changer? It is for me, I still go to the club, I just don't spend any money on dances, even if they are ten bucks. Then I ask anyone to give me the name and time of day when they got straddled and the response is no, that is top secret information and cannot be declassified at the present time because of the severity of the crime of straddling a patron (are dancers fired on the spot for straddling?) Why would someone give me the time and day a dancer that breaks the law and straddles a patron? Because straddling is illegal and we do not want the information of which girls straddle getting out to the attorney general, Jeff Session might come into the club and shue it down himself.

[Putzy]

I'm with Ross on this one. I was there this past weekend, and the two girls I got dances with, who I have seen before, was like same old quality as before the new owner.

OK, this is my last response to PerfectAss (a well chosen monicker, by the way) They may not straddle you (HINT: YMMV) but they do me. I don't know what it is about you that they don't. Perhaps management keeps an eye on you because you have caused problems in past, or perhaps because you are affiliated with management. I have been visiting the IR for over ten years and it is business as usual. Perioid.

[HotRoadster71]

Stopped by IR. Bartenders are awesome but the girls here have taken a nose dive. One really hot brunette was yes hot but absolutely nuts. A lot of unattractive Hispanic chicks. One kept talking about how she doesn't do bjs or bbgrind but says some girls do. I did see a guy buttoning up after a dance.

Cheaters had some talent. Got a few dances from a few girls. Ruby is a nice girl but when she gives dances she gets sweaty quick. Kinda gross. No talk of extras or takeout.

Lido visitbsoon.