Massage Parlor Reports

[LogoDelta]

No joy here. Had Anna for a great hard massage. She even cracked my back for me. I was undraped and gave all the correct signs by no dream.

I'll keep hunting.

[Outdoorsman]

Where do you guys suggest that I go for the massage I need, not the massage I want?

If you really want a legit high quality massage hit the Ritz or Gaylord Palm. Both are spectacular.

[Tynon]

Congrats on site return.

After my first visit to BO in March with Lili (see previous report), I visited BO twice. Once in April, once in May. April visit was with Ocean. 10/10 on everything. Amazing massage experience. Standard BO fees.

May visit was with Cici. This was not a good massage experience at all. Cici was standoffish, avoiding contact half the time. She didn't perform most of the same massage techniques as Ocean did just two weeks earlier, nor Lili did a month earlier. Standard BO fee for this visit, so way overpaid.

I recommend avoiding Cici at BO. It was not a good experience; don't know if I'll return. My 2 cents, of course.

[O Town]

Where do you guys suggest that I go for the massage I need, not the massage I want?

[Alex90]

Yuki was there last Friday. As I was exiting Yuki introduced herself and made sure that I knew her name so I could call in advance of my next visit. Apparently, she had forgotten that I spent an hour with her just 3 weeks prior. On that day 3 weeks ago I called in advance for Gigi, but when I got there Yuki came to the door and said she was Gigi. Yuki was OK, but I had my mind set on Gigi that day. Now Gigi is "on vacation."

I spent about 75 minutes with Angelica, she was excellent. Upon my exit I also met Crystal (same wonderful girl that was there in December). Pandora (huge breasts), and a tiny girl who's name I think was Pinky. There might have been another girl, but I don't remember anything about her.

Linda and Happy were there about 3 weeks ago, but they seem to be gone now.

Parking has never been a problem for me at Golden Gate.

Are you sure its her? Been texting with her last couple of weeks and she is not supposed to be there right now.

[Alex90]

Yuki was there last Friday. As I was exiting Yuki introduced herself and made sure that I knew her name so I could call in advance of my next visit. Apparently, she had forgotten that I spent an hour with her just 3 weeks prior. On that day 3 weeks ago I called in advance for Gigi, but when I got there Yuki came to the door and said she was Gigi. Yuki was OK, but I had my mind set on Gigi that day. Now Gigi is "on vacation."

I spent about 75 minutes with Angelica, she was excellent. Upon my exit I also met Crystal (same wonderful girl that was there in December). Pandora (huge breasts), and a tiny girl who's name I think was Pinky. There might have been another girl, but I don't remember anything about her.

Linda and Happy were there about 3 weeks ago, but they seem to be gone now.

Parking has never been a problem for me at Golden Gate.

Been texting with her last couple weeks she told me she has left for a few months are you sure it really is her?

[Horsetrader]

I heard Yuki / Sugar left for good. Is it true? She was my favorite when I went down there.

Yuki was there last Friday. As I was exiting Yuki introduced herself and made sure that I knew her name so I could call in advance of my next visit. Apparently, she had forgotten that I spent an hour with her just 3 weeks prior. On that day 3 weeks ago I called in advance for Gigi, but when I got there Yuki came to the door and said she was Gigi. Yuki was OK, but I had my mind set on Gigi that day. Now Gigi is "on vacation."

I spent about 75 minutes with Angelica, she was excellent. Upon my exit I also met Crystal (same wonderful girl that was there in December). Pandora (huge breasts), and a tiny girl who's name I think was Pinky. There might have been another girl, but I don't remember anything about her.

Linda and Happy were there about 3 weeks ago, but they seem to be gone now.

Parking has never been a problem for me at Golden Gate.

[Kellner42]

There have been a number of reports regarding the Para-Military-Parking-Police (tubby old lady coming out of the insurance office next door) prone to accost patrons of Blue Ocean Massage, and I believe the most recent were centered around the idea that if you park in front of the insurance offices, that old lady will call and get your car towed! That's been enough for me to continue to be skittish about going to this place, however, I decided I would roll the dice and try to get in the Blue Ocean front door before being approached to "Save 15% On My Car Insurance" (or something more nasty) and I would make CERTAIN to park only in front of the Blue Ocean Massage building.

My problem has been that, on THREE separate occasions over the last 6 weeks when I drove by to make a visit, every single parking space that would logically be assigned to the Blue Ocean building has been occupied (while there is plenty of open spots in front of the insurance building). Each occasion was during a weekday at around 10:00 am (opening time). The first time I thought it was just the reputation of the place making it way too busy for me to approach, but after THREE times of the exact same scene, I'm beginning to wonder if something more nefarious may be going on. . . Such as the employees of the neighboring insurance business, and maybe other businesses in the immediate area, purposely parking their cars in front of Blue Ocean to plug up their parking and, thereby, intentionally chase off their potential customers. Each time, I ended up rolling down the street and around the corner to Golden Gate, where I was the ONLY customer in the parking lot at the time I went in (contributing to my suspicion that Blue Ocean can't really be THAT busy).

Perhaps I'm paranoid and perhaps Blue Ocean is really THAT busy all the time, but it sure seemed odd to me. Does anyone here have any experience with similar circumstances, or alternative parking ideas (I really don't fancy the notion of parking at the places across the street and walking up from that far away, but that's been my only other idea).

There are always down times at every business, but generally speaking, BO has become that busy. GG has been much less so over the last month. YMMV as to provider and the rotations at each place, but they are typically about equal. And there are other options. You Massage has the best parking situation in the area (of the most mentioned AMP's), with very good service. Yaya in Winter Park seems very promising, but I have yet to visit. That is my next stop because reviews on a different site put it at least on par with you Massage.

Back to BO parking, they share the lot with the adjoining business (es) and that's not going away. I will caution, though, stay away from Geico. I have been confronted by their employee and I have witnessed them inspecting cars and staring down patrons. Some people may or may not be bothered by that, but I am just reporting. Stick to a suitable lot.

[MrBill469]

... for BO, look at the Geico hours and plan a visit when Geico is closed. No issues! It beats GG Parking by a long shot.

I wish I could do that, and maybe most of the local guys can, but I actually DRIVE from almost 2 hours away (I know. I'm insane) and I have to "fit" my visits in around a window with other dependancies on when I can actually get away (and BACK! With the return travel, this is a freakin' five hour excursion for me). Considering the "Open" hours, for the Geiko office, as shown in the list below, Sundays may be good, or Saturdays after 3 pm, or weekdays AFTER 7 pm in the evening. None of those really work for my limited windows of weekday mornings.

Regarding the lowsy limited parking at GGate, since I'm usually there close to opening time on weekdays (apparently a slower time), I have no problems finding a parking spot and I, personally, am not concerned with the visibility of being right out front (never tried the reportedly "tight" parking in back because I also don't want to risk dings in my paint).

Geiko Offc Hrs: Sunday: Closed. Mon-Fri: 9 AM-7 PM. Saturday: 10 AM-3 PM.

[USTraveller]

This is still a solid selection for a HE. . 7 for the base price and you can get away with a. 4 tip. Older lady that spoke english very well. Kind of attractive, but not drop-dead gorgeous. Massage was great medium pressure (my request) which turned into light teasing from behind. Flip happened and was almost ready to pop right there. I asked her to go slow and she proceeded to give me about a 10 minute sensuous massage on little' Traveller. As time was getting near, she picked up the pace and finished the job while I did some OTC roaming on her tight shorts. Excellent experience for a great price.

-USTraveller.

[USTraveller]

I walked in and the cute young gal asked for $$. 4 up front, I walked out just in time for the Geico gal next door demanding I move my car. Mamasan chased me to the parking lot but I was off to GG where I ended up $$. 4 lighter. May try BO again. ??

So you left BO because they wanted $$. 4, then paid the same at GG, just because of when you pay? You get pretty much the same experience at each, so no real loss in terms of service. YMMV depending on the girl, of course, but both are basically the same place. As far as paying up front vs pussyfooting around with money 10-15 minutes in or having to negotiate and pay after, I don't see a difference. I never had an issue paying up front at an AMP, especially at a BO or GG type of place. If anything, I prefer it because that part is over. And rates are high because demand is high. Also, for BO, look at the Geico hours and plan a visit when Geico is closed. No issues! It beats GG Parking by a long shot.

-USTraveller.

[MrBill469]

There have been a number of reports regarding the Para-Military-Parking-Police (tubby old lady coming out of the insurance office next door) prone to accost patrons of Blue Ocean Massage, and I believe the most recent were centered around the idea that if you park in front of the insurance offices, that old lady will call and get your car towed! That's been enough for me to continue to be skittish about going to this place, however, I decided I would roll the dice and try to get in the Blue Ocean front door before being approached to "Save 15% On My Car Insurance" (or something more nasty) and I would make CERTAIN to park only in front of the Blue Ocean Massage building.

My problem has been that, on THREE separate occasions over the last 6 weeks when I drove by to make a visit, every single parking space that would logically be assigned to the Blue Ocean building has been occupied (while there is plenty of open spots in front of the insurance building). Each occasion was during a weekday at around 10:00 am (opening time). The first time I thought it was just the reputation of the place making it way too busy for me to approach, but after THREE times of the exact same scene, I'm beginning to wonder if something more nefarious may be going on. . . Such as the employees of the neighboring insurance business, and maybe other businesses in the immediate area, purposely parking their cars in front of Blue Ocean to plug up their parking and, thereby, intentionally chase off their potential customers. Each time, I ended up rolling down the street and around the corner to Golden Gate, where I was the ONLY customer in the parking lot at the time I went in (contributing to my suspicion that Blue Ocean can't really be THAT busy).

Perhaps I'm paranoid and perhaps Blue Ocean is really THAT busy all the time, but it sure seemed odd to me. Does anyone here have any experience with similar circumstances, or alternative parking ideas (I really don't fancy the notion of parking at the places across the street and walking up from that far away, but that's been my only other idea).

[MrBill469]

This is kinda old news, but this hit me just as other things were hitting the fan around here:

Among the 3 premium AMPs (that I know of) in the Orlando area (GGate, B-Ocean, and almost as good U- Massage), I had ALWAYS been asked to pay a house fee of $60 (half hour) / $80 (full hour) at all three, and then standard tipping was ALWAYS $140 (half hour) / $160 (full hour) at GGate and (reportedly) at B-Ocean, but I also was ALWAYS getting a better tip rate of $140 FULL HOUR at U- Massage. The fact that U- Massage has also been just a wee bit less nymphomaniacal than the other two made that seem reasonable. U- Massage is also easier for me to get to (coming up I-4 from the Lakeland direction), so the $20 savings made the slightly less incredible service level a "good deal" for me when that service level would do just fine.

HOWEVER. . . The last time I went to U- Massage, my attendant was Apple and when I confidently handed her the standard $140 tip, she announced that the price was $160 (GGate and B-Ocean rates)! When I told her I had ALWAYS paid $140 on ALL my prior visits (making sure to imply it was MANY prior visits), she just looked at me like none of that mattered and re-read the "price list" to me of $160. I paid it, hoping the service level would be stepped up. It wasn't. It was still very good, but just not the "OMFG!" level that is reliably found at GGate and B-Ocean.

I will still go there, but only when I'm disinclined to spend the additional time to drive further on up the (miserably congested) freeway to the other places.

I also must admit that I haven't been able to actually GET to B-Ocean yet, but that's a topic for my next post.

[ILuvThePussy]

I heard Yuki / Sugar left for good. Is it true? She was my favorite when I went down there.

[MiMan001]

Nice to see the site back. I was just joining when it went away. Had a chance to do some research before (purusing well back into last year). A wealth of info from someone new to the area or the forum. I did manage to have a few dreams based on my research while the site was away. Will post more about them this week.

Look forward to contributing and learning.