Strip Club Reports

[Mikka22]

So I got here at about 5 on a Saturday. There were 0 dancers when I got in. I was just watching the Boston / Philly game and drinking Hennessy alone. So I figured out that what this club probably does is offer free admission before 7, but they probably tell the girls not to get there until 7. I think they want to discourage you from coming early. Anyways, I was convinced I didn't want to ever come here again until.

About 7:15, Mika hit the stage. A tall, statuesque redbone with glasses. I think she may be mixed. Halfway through the first song, me being the gentleman I am, I went up to the stage to show her some love. $25 singles later, I had all but impregnated her. She was twerking all in my face, pressing her honeypot all up in my mug. She encouraged me to finger her. The whole time I'm looking around, thinking security is going to snatch me up, but they don't seem to mind. Is Arnie's possibly getting back to the gutter gutter days?

Tasty was a thick caramel complexioned beauty with a cute smile and short, red hair. She said she's visiting from Milwaukee with her sister who was also dancing there. Same deal on stage, I felt on everything I wanted to. Everything. I dropped about $18-20 on her. Then I spotted Princess, a drop dead gorgeous young caramel dancer w / pierced nipples. We chatted up for at least an hour, she's a real sweetheart. I got a dance w / her in the back room for $25. We had a couple shots together afterwards and chatted up some more.

I took another chick in the back and she put the goodies all up in my face. She had a very pleasant, aromatic taste down below. All in all, if it stays like this, I'll definitely be back next paycheck!

Maybe not how it used to be, but in the last couple months I've gone a hand full of time and have gotten some version of BJ or FS every time. It's not as comfortable as it used to be, but maybe the danger makes it better. Haha.

[Kellster]

DMichaels69: I value your opinion yet it may be fun to waste some time looking at hot ladies.

I'll prob check out 390. Thanks.

It depends. Chicago is a pretty lame city when it comes to strip clubs. If you want just to look at naked women in person- I guess The Admiral would fit the bill. I went there years ago but all they have are air dances which is a waste. And you can see naked women on the internet for free- so really what's the point if the dances are air dances? All of the clubs around here pretty much suck now and have gotten worse (higher prices and uglier, out of shape chicks) which I didn't think was possible. Best bet is to go to Spearmint Rhino in Vegas (the place is awesome- one 10 after another one, but it costs money) or if you're dead set on spending it here- get a massage from a well reviewed gal on this board. Your muscles can at least get some benefit from a good massage. Good luck!

[Head First]

I would not go to a strip club. Waste of time and money.

I haven't been to one in quite a while but I'm going to try to make it to Admiral June 14-16 for Stormy Daniels. If I'm sitting in the front row I'll be stuffing 1's, 5's, 10's or 20's into her cleavage hoping to cop a feel. I may even stick around and pay for an autograph and / or pic with her. Like her or not, her vids are hot! I've wasted money in way worse ways than this so this could be fun for a few hours.

[Layne123]

390.

Fully nude, reasonable drinks, and decent potential in the VIP if that is where you want to allocate your funds.

Downside is the distance from the city.

DMichaels69: I value your opinion yet it may be fun to waste some time looking at hot ladies.

I'll prob check out 390. Thanks.

[ChicagoGoer]

If you had $500 and 3 hours to kill on a Saturday night, which club would you go to?

Thanks for any advice.

390.

Fully nude, reasonable drinks, and decent potential in the VIP if that is where you want to allocate your funds.

Downside is the distance from the city.

[Ron M]

I would not go to a strip club. Waste of time and money.

Agree 100 percent.

[DMichaels69]

I would not go to a strip club. Waste of time and money.

If you had $500 and 3 hours to kill on a Saturday night, which club would you go to?

Thanks for any advice.

[Layne123]

If you had $500 and 3 hours to kill on a Saturday night, which club would you go to?

Thanks for any advice.

[Morrisman]

I agree the strip club scene in Chicago is awful. I used to like Heavenly Bodies, but the combination of the talent going downhill and them doubling the cover charge ruined that place. A lot of the clubs in the south suburbs are in sketchy neighborhoods- with a recent shooting at one of them. Other clubs have ridiculous high prices for dances or worse, only have air dances. How they stay in business is beyond me.

My advice save your money & go to another city. Chicago is a lost cause.

Blackjacks is tolerable. The VIP was jacked up to 300 for 30 min and I think 550 for an hour. They have a "nicer" room for 400 for 30 min that I refuse to even look at. The thing is if you get the right girl in those rooms it is on. The trick is getting the right girl. Now I know I can get decent pussy from an escort for 300 an hour but without the erotic review to check for history you are risking a lot. I won't risk putting my name on some agency list either. I'd rather hunt for otc from a girl I met in a club. One that without the club's cut offers reasonable prices for services rendered. Blackjacks doesn't have food anymore and no alcohol. If you are there for other things it isn't that big of a deal.

[IllMatic80]

So I got here at about 5 on a Saturday. There were 0 dancers when I got in. I was just watching the Boston / Philly game and drinking Hennessy alone. So I figured out that what this club probably does is offer free admission before 7, but they probably tell the girls not to get there until 7. I think they want to discourage you from coming early. Anyways, I was convinced I didn't want to ever come here again until.

About 7:15, Mika hit the stage. A tall, statuesque redbone with glasses. I think she may be mixed. Halfway through the first song, me being the gentleman I am, I went up to the stage to show her some love. $25 singles later, I had all but impregnated her. She was twerking all in my face, pressing her honeypot all up in my mug. She encouraged me to finger her. The whole time I'm looking around, thinking security is going to snatch me up, but they don't seem to mind. Is Arnie's possibly getting back to the gutter gutter days?

Tasty was a thick caramel complexioned beauty with a cute smile and short, red hair. She said she's visiting from Milwaukee with her sister who was also dancing there. Same deal on stage, I felt on everything I wanted to. Everything. I dropped about $18-20 on her. Then I spotted Princess, a drop dead gorgeous young caramel dancer w / pierced nipples. We chatted up for at least an hour, she's a real sweetheart. I got a dance w / her in the back room for $25. We had a couple shots together afterwards and chatted up some more.

I took another chick in the back and she put the goodies all up in my face. She had a very pleasant, aromatic taste down below. All in all, if it stays like this, I'll definitely be back next paycheck!

[Kellster]

I am new to the area and what to explore. Which are the good clubs in and around Chicago with visiting and are value for the dollars we spent.

Stay Safe.

LA.

I agree the strip club scene in Chicago is awful. I used to like Heavenly Bodies, but the combination of the talent going downhill and them doubling the cover charge ruined that place. A lot of the clubs in the south suburbs are in sketchy neighborhoods- with a recent shooting at one of them. Other clubs have ridiculous high prices for dances or worse, only have air dances. How they stay in business is beyond me.

My advice save your money & go to another city. Chicago is a lost cause.

[Jc2490]

I am new to the area and what to explore. Which are the good clubs in and around Chicago with visiting and are value for the dollars we spent.

Stay Safe.

LA.

Unfortunately Chicago is a terrible town for strip clubs. Your best bet is some of the south suburban or Gary, IN clubs. They are not in the greatest neighborhoods. Another option is to check out the lingerie bars around the O'Hare area.

[LovelyAsh]

I am new to the area and what to explore. Which are the good clubs in and around Chicago with visiting and are value for the dollars we spent.

Stay Safe.

LA.

[MaskedMuscle]

I took a group to Heavenly Bodies 3 weeks ago.

It was a fun place. Girls do come to you but I didn't get a sense that there were extras outside the usual lap dance in a small private booth that is monitored by a guard. Did not partake of the VIP service.

[Dirk Diggller]

I don't know how many of you are familiar with Club O in Harvey. At one point, several years ago, it was a great club with good talent. Now it's just been on a gradual decline and there are varying rumors of its demise. I've heard that they are officially closing, or they are renting out the space to the BOXXX until that club can get reinstated after the recent shooting there. Either way there are big changes (not necessarily good) coming to that place in the near future. I wonder if anyone knew anything more definitive about the club. Yet another nice club to bite the dust following Skybox not that long ago. What's next? Industrial Strip?