Strip Club Reports

[Otto22]

I miss Playmates in industrial Cocoa. In the beginning that place was great. They had some pretty good talent and it being full nude was even better. I had a lot of fun in those VIP rooms. I wish it would make a comeback or something like it. Who else has old playmates stories.

Yes, I had some freaky times at Playmates but doubt anything like it will return. Recently another club, Blush in CB, tried the nude club routine as Landing Strip. It failed predictably as the lack of alcohol seriously reduced their income sources. Clubs without adult beverages simply can not generate sufficient profits. Think about it; there are only three sources of income for a strip club: cover charges, beverage sales, and club fees charged to dancers. Take away the most lucrative (booze) and the income stream fails. Still remember the great times at Playmates though.

[OrlandoPl]

Has anyone seen this chick at lidos? Heard that she is a freak.

I spend my time with the attractive dancers.

[Legend808]

Has anyone seen this chick at lidos? Heard that she is a freak.

[DevilDog23]

I miss Playmates in industrial Cocoa. In the beginning that place was great. They had some pretty good talent and it being full nude was even better. I had a lot of fun in those VIP rooms. I wish it would make a comeback or something like it. Who else has old playmates stories.

[ScottyM3]

My point was that IF you are looking for some strip joints in Cocoa, you will strike out. Cocoa Beach is at least 20 minutes east of Cocoa, over 2 mayor rivers. Demographically, they are quite different as well, though you would never know it on a Friday night at the Inner Room.

I've read many of the replies but this is the biggest difference in the two. Cocoa Beach had Jeannie. Mmmmmm what a babe. LOL.

[JPerez0909]

I thought the response was going to be something like Cocoa is full of trashy people and Cocoa Beach was upscale.

Most people looking for the strip clubs for the first time are probably not driving around randomly hoping to run into one, but I may be wrong.

Cocoa is full of trashy people and Cocoa Beach is has slightly less trashy people.

[Spokes]

I thought the response was going to be something like Cocoa is full of trashy people and Cocoa Beach was upscale.

Most people looking for the strip clubs for the first time are probably not driving around randomly hoping to run into one, but I may be wrong.

Cocoa doesn't have any strip clubs, so there is that difference.

[Count1]

My point was that IF you are looking for some strip joints in Cocoa, you will strike out. Cocoa Beach is at least 20 minutes east of Cocoa, over 2 mayor rivers. Demographically, they are quite different as well, though you would never know it on a Friday night at the Inner Room.

I thought the response was going to be something like Cocoa is full of trashy people and Cocoa Beach was upscale.

Most people looking for the strip clubs for the first time are probably not driving around randomly hoping to run into one, but I may be wrong.

[Zillow]

Cocoa is on the mainland of Florida. Cocoa Beach is on the barrier island about 13 miles east of Cocoa.

I thought the response was going to be something like Cocoa is full of trashy people and Cocoa Beach was upscale.

Most people looking for the strip clubs for the first time are probably not driving around randomly hoping to run into one, but I may be wrong.

[RoadWarrior2K]

What's the big difference? Please enlighten me.

Cocoa is on the mainland of Florida. Cocoa Beach is on the barrier island about 13 miles east of Cocoa.

[OrlandoPl]

What's the big difference? Please enlighten me.

Cocoa and Cocoa Beach are two different cities or towns or whatever. The are on opposite sides of the intercoastal.

[ZeroX321]

What's the big difference? Please enlighten me.

About 10 miles and 1 Island. Just saying.

[Zillow]

It is Cocoa Beach, not Cocoa. BIG difference.

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What's the big difference? Please enlighten me.

[Count1]

It is Cocoa Beach, not Cocoa. BIG difference.

Just moved to Orlando from Jacksonville late last year and man oh man, do I miss the scene in Jax. I really never thought it was all that, but compared to O-Town, almost anything is very good!

Thanks to this board, I found that for a good strip club, you really need to go to Cocoa or Tampa. Cocoa being 1 hour drive from Orlando, that's where I concentrated my research aka reading this forum. Have made the trip 3 times now to Cocoa.

First trip I went solely to Liddo's as I've read that's where you find the hottest girls. Went there on a Saturday night and within about 20 minutes a beautiful latina girl from Venezuela found me. And I LOVE latinas! I could tell right away that she was latina and started speaking to her in my bad Spanish. She said she liked my accent. Ok, I'll take that. She had long blondish hair with big fake boobs and a big fake butt. Of course I prefer the real thing, but a big fake ass feels so much better grinding on me that a skinny real one. We had a drink and went to the VIP. VIP area there is not that great. It's basically a "O" shaped couch where everyone getting dances is. This is maybe a 20 x 10 foot area. Very small. Lighting is not too dark, so everyone getting dances can see everyone else getting dances. On top of that, other patrons, not getting dances, as they walk by the VIP area making their way to the stages has a direct view of what's going on in the VIP area as well. So no privacy what so ever. She gave me a few dances, drained me somehow and was happy. I went back to my table and ordered another drink and she went back to the changing room. About 30 minutes later, she came over to my table, leaned over and said 'venga conmigo mi amor', which means 'come with me love'. Before I could even respond, she grabbed my hand and escorted me to the VIP area for another couple dances. I'm not sure if I should be happy that she came over for round 2 or if I should have 'sucker' stamped on my forehead. Probably the latter.

Second trip I started at Inner Room. I hadn't read many good things about it, but wanted to check it out. Talent was not that great at all. I did get a couple dances, but no mileage at all and new I could get battter talent at Liddo's up the street. So off I went. I walked in and saw the same Venezuelan girl from a few weeks ago, got a couple dances, but they just didn't do it for me for some reason. Had maybe 3 with her and returned to the bar. While at the bar, there was a girl dancing very senusally for another woman at the bar. I loved the way she moved. Slow and sensual. I must've watched her for 30 minutes. Finally she was done with that girl and went to the changing room. I waited and waited and waited for her to return, finally she did. We went to the VIP area and once we got there I could tell she was quite drunk. Which worked to my advantage. She grinded on me like I've never been grinded on before. Then she started making out with me, and took my hand and put a couple fingers in a place that she liked. Was definitely about as much I would imagine anyone could get in that crummy VIP section. But given the circumstances, it was great. Fun night hitting 2 clubs, will not go to IR again until I read some positive reviews here. Liddo's seems to be the place to go. For now at least.

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[TheStrayCat]

Just moved to Orlando from Jacksonville late last year and man oh man, do I miss the scene in Jax. I really never thought it was all that, but compared to O-Town, almost anything is very good!

Thanks to this board, I found that for a good strip club, you really need to go to Cocoa or Tampa. Cocoa being 1 hour drive from Orlando, that's where I concentrated my research aka reading this forum. Have made the trip 3 times now to Cocoa.

First trip I went solely to Liddo's as I've read that's where you find the hottest girls. Went there on a Saturday night and within about 20 minutes a beautiful latina girl from Venezuela found me. And I LOVE latinas! I could tell right away that she was latina and started speaking to her in my bad Spanish. She said she liked my accent. Ok, I'll take that. She had long blondish hair with big fake boobs and a big fake butt. Of course I prefer the real thing, but a big fake ass feels so much better grinding on me that a skinny real one. We had a drink and went to the VIP. VIP area there is not that great. It's basically a "O" shaped couch where everyone getting dances is. This is maybe a 20 x 10 foot area. Very small. Lighting is not too dark, so everyone getting dances can see everyone else getting dances. On top of that, other patrons, not getting dances, as they walk by the VIP area making their way to the stages has a direct view of what's going on in the VIP area as well. So no privacy what so ever. She gave me a few dances, drained me somehow and was happy. I went back to my table and ordered another drink and she went back to the changing room. About 30 minutes later, she came over to my table, leaned over and said 'venga conmigo mi amor', which means 'come with me love'. Before I could even respond, she grabbed my hand and escorted me to the VIP area for another couple dances. I'm not sure if I should be happy that she came over for round 2 or if I should have 'sucker' stamped on my forehead. Probably the latter.

Second trip I started at Inner Room. I hadn't read many good things about it, but wanted to check it out. Talent was not that great at all. I did get a couple dances, but no mileage at all and new I could get battter talent at Liddo's up the street. So off I went. I walked in and saw the same Venezuelan girl from a few weeks ago, got a couple dances, but they just didn't do it for me for some reason. Had maybe 3 with her and returned to the bar. While at the bar, there was a girl dancing very senusally for another woman at the bar. I loved the way she moved. Slow and sensual. I must've watched her for 30 minutes. Finally she was done with that girl and went to the changing room. I waited and waited and waited for her to return, finally she did. We went to the VIP area and once we got there I could tell she was quite drunk. Which worked to my advantage. She grinded on me like I've never been grinded on before. Then she started making out with me, and took my hand and put a couple fingers in a place that she liked. Was definitely about as much I would imagine anyone could get in that crummy VIP section. But given the circumstances, it was great. Fun night hitting 2 clubs, will not go to IR again until I read some positive reviews here. Liddo's seems to be the place to go. For now at least.