Downtown

[Redneck 1]

Here's my previous report on Jackie, posted two years ago:

Rich mongers, please stop reading now. This report would be useless for you, so don't waste your time.

Poor mongers, you can keep on reading (smile).

A few days ago, I renewed my acquaintance with former downtown provider Jackie (not sure of the spelling). In the early evening, I happened to see her looking for business on the Diamond Head side of River Street, mauka of North Kukui Street. Jackie is a woman in her late forties, about five feet/three inches, and fairly heavy for her height. She says that she's primarily of Mexican ancestry, and she has a Mexican/Italian sort of face, although currently with a light complexion. Her natural breasts are medium sized and relatively nice for her age, and her pussy was likewise natural (unshaven).

Years ago, Jackie was a relatively wild and noisy downtown provider due to a combination of uncontrolled mental illness and substance abuse. However, on the night when I recently met her again, she didn't seem to be under the influence of any unprescribed substances and her prescribed medication was keeping her mental illness under fairly good control. Yet, she didn't seem "normal". She was speaking too loudly, sometimes repeating herself, and occasionally talking nonsense (but her behavior was never threatening or violent).

Jackie quoted a very reasonable rate of $30 for full service, but after I accepted that rate, she changed her mind and wanted $80. However, we easily compromised on $40. Subsequently, she again tried to increase the price, but was agreeable when I declined to do so. For the $40, she provided a good preliminary bbbj, intercourse in two positions (her pussy felt good), and finished with a satisfying bbbjcimws. During the session she made a few verbal complaints and attempts to hurry the date, but for most of the time she was in a fairly good mood and performed without problems. So overall, in my opinion I received good value for a quite affordable cost.

Unfortunately, I can't recommend Jackie to other mongers because of her quirks, and I suspect that she probably provides a lower quality date for customers she doesn't already know. However, if you're a monger on a tight budget and you do happen to meet her, at least you'll be better aware of what to expect.

Recently, I was driving on North Kukui Street in the late afternoon, when a mature woman located slightly Ewa of the Maunakea Street intersection began waving at me and urging me to stop for her. Upon closer view, that woman turned out to be the long-lost Jackie. I said that I hadn't seen her for quite a while and asked her where she had been, and she replied that she had been sent to a mental health care facility. She didn't say whether she had been released or had escaped, and I didn't ask. Jackie was hyper and speaking too loudly, but she was the only downtown provider visible at the time and offered a relatively cheap full-service date, so I agreed.

Jackie says that she's now fifty years of age. She is 5' 3" in height and currently a very chubby 160 to 170 pounds. She has a Mexican / Spanish / Italian type of look, and says that she's mainly of Mexican / Spanish ancestry. She says that she's originally from California, but has lived in Hawaii for most of her life. Her face is currently tanned and (in my opinion) somewhat attractive for a woman of her age. Her hair, which when untied goes down to slightly below her shoulders, is presently a mixture of colors: darker brown, lighter brown, a few blondish streaks, and some gray at the temples. Her natural skin is light in color, as can be seen from the areas of her body that haven't been exposed to the sun. Her natural B-cup breasts are (in my opinion) fairly nice for an older woman.

Regarding her physical appearance, please note that she has just recently returned to the downtown streets. If she stays on the streets using drugs, her appearance will quickly decline.

Pros of the date:

(1) Inexpensive at fifty bucks.

(2) I especially like a Latina or Mediterranean type of look.

(3) Although other downtown mongers may easily disagree, personally I was attracted to her face, eyes and breasts.

(4) She had natural unshaven underarms when I dated her, which is a slutty look that I enjoy and that can be difficult to find among more upscale providers.

(5) After some coaching, her fellatio became fairly good.

(6) She currently has a natural unshaved pussy with dark pubic hair, which is definitely my preference. The sight of her juicy pink twat surrounded by and contrasted with the dark pubic hair was quite stimulating.

(7) Her pussy felt very pleasurable, and she was willing and able to spread her legs wide and raise them up toward her torso, which produced a particularly good angle for deep penetration.

(8) The fellatio was BBBJ and the intercourse was BBFSCIP.

Cons of the date:

(1) Verbally, she was often babbling nonsense (although some of it was amusing).

(2) Although beforehand she had agreed to a relaxing date with no time pressure, actually she was often trying to rush the date along. Even when I offered her a tip for a better attitude, she declined and still wanted to quickly finish the date so she could buy one or more drugs (she mentioned pakalolo, cocaine and crystal meth).

(3) Her various complaints about all sorts of matters became tiresome.

Overall, I thought this date with Jackie was adequately satisfying for the low cost, and we parted on good terms. However, at the present time, I don't feel any urge to repeat with her because of the rushing and complaining.

[Redneck 1]

Met with Claire a few months ago, when the site went offline. She's 30-ish, caucasian, short dirty blonde hair, medium build, always seems injured; walks with a limp. BBBJ. 5. She nodded off several times with my dick in her mouth; it wasn't good at all. Won't repeat.

After refraining from dating her for years (because I presumed from her unhappy demeanor and depressing personality that she wouldn't provide a good date), I finally did so against my better judgment. There was no one else available downtown at the time, and I had just a glimmer of hope that the date would turn out to be satisfactory. Unfortunately, it didn't. Her continual complaining, miserable attitude and lack of any enthusiasm caused an early termination of the date. At least it didn't cost much.

[Redneck 1]

Did you see Maya recently?

Let me know please.

Mahalo!

At about 6:15 this morning, Maya was sitting near the makai side of North Kukui Street, slightly Diamond Head of the open plaza portion of the Chinatown Cultural Plaza area.

Several other female downtown providers making appearances early this morning were Bus Stop Girl and Japanese-American Crystal, who were conversing together at the mauka / Diamond Head corner of the Nuuanu Avenue / South Kukui Street intersection; Destiny, sitting at the transformer box in front of the Hosoi Garden Mortuary parking structure on the mauka side of North Kukui Street; Kat or Cat (unsure of the spelling), walking on the mauka side of North Kukui Street, Ewa of Nuuanu Avenue; and the local Crystal / Chelsey, walking near the mauka / Diamond Head corner of the River Street / North Nimitz Highway juncture (first time seeing her there).

Additionally, there was a rather short, quite overweight, dark-skinned black woman near the mauka / Diamond Head corner of the Pali Longs store (she's not the black woman who's a known provider and often works at night on the mauka side of South Kukui Street behind Pali Longs). Although I don't know if this rotund woman is a provider, she's a sleazy downtown denizen and she waved to me once before, so it's possible that she may be a provider. Have any forum members dated her? If so, a report might be useful. Some obese women may not be good candidates for full service, but can still give pleasurable BJs. Maybe they fantasize about the cock being a nice juicy sausage (smile).

[Redneck 1]

Redneck, you say you got BBFS and Greek. Was the Greek also BB or was it covered?

BB, with cleaning in advance. However, I've been dating her over a time span of at least twenty years, and I don't know what her requirements may be for new customers.

[Redneck 1]

About three months ago, I posted:

To avoid any potential confusion, there's another provider named Crystal whom I've twice seen working at night on the mauka side of South Kukui Street, once near the Fort Street juncture and once in front of the Mililani Downtown Mortuary parking lot. She also uses the name Chelsey (not sure of the spelling). However, she's of a more normal height and weight than the Japanese-American Crystal, she's of mixed local ethnicity (so many ingredients that I can't remember them), and she's younger (mid-twenties). My first and so far only date with that Crystal / Chelsey didn't go well. She was under the influence of ice, a complainer, uncooperative, and changed the scope of the date from what we had agreed upon. She candidly admitted that she disliked providing and was doing it because she was broke at the time. Yet, she was relatively young and inexpensive, so I might give her a second chance on some other night if nothing better is available.

Recently, I had a second date with Crystal / Chelsey. She's about 5' 4" in height, has a medium build, relatively small breasts, tanned skin, and medium-length dark hair. She says that she's a mixture of Hawaiian, Samoan and various other ingredients. I found her shortly after sunrise on the mauka side of South Kukui Street, several steps Ewa of Fort Street.

She seemed very eager to date (make money), but was quite sleepy. She was repeatedly falling asleep in my vehicle both before and after the sexual part of the date, but commendably she did manage to stay wide awake during all of the sexual activity.

Pros of the date:

(1) At only $40 for full-service, it was inexpensive.

(2) She's relatively young (mid-twenties).

(3) I especially like "local" type women.

(4) She had a natural hairy pussy (my strong preference) that felt very pleasurable during intercourse.

(5) The fellatio was BBBJ and the vaginal sex was BBFSCIP.

Cons of the date:

(1) Dfk was unavailable. Only lfk was available and it was clear that she didn't like it.

(2) She displayed no personality or charm before, during and after the sexual activity.

(3) Her fellatio was mechanical, and limited to less than the top two inches of Little Red.

(4) She exhibited almost no passion (not even fake passion) during the date, except for a minimal amount of apparent enjoyment during vaginal intercourse.

Would I repeat? If nothing better was available downtown at the time and the price remained low, maybe I would give her another try. The second date with her was better than the first date, so perhaps there might be some further improvement on a third date.

[Cosmic Kid]

Quite frankly, this report isn't for wealthy / high-class mongers, so if you're in that category, you can save yourself some time and stop reading now (smile).

For easy reference, here's my previous report on "mature" downtown provider Gwen (also known as Gwendolyn) from February of this year.

On a recent night when there were few downtown providers around, I spotted Gwen on the makai side of North Pauahi Street, several yards Ewa of the Maunakea Street intersection. According to her, she resides in that area of Chinatown. When she saw me, she gave me a nice smile and a hopeful look, and quickly approached my vehicle when I stopped to speak with her. She looked clean and reasonably presentable on that night, didn't seem to be under the influence of any drugs, and was in a pleasant and friendly mood, so we agreed to a home date. While going there, upon request she removed her shirt and bra, and gave me a BBBJ while I was driving with one hand and fondling her with the other hand. After arrival, the relaxed date included a thorough washing, more BBBJ, BBFS, lubricated Greek (which she seemed to like), and then her rimming me and finishing with a down-to-the-last-drop semen swallow. Total cost was $60. However, I've known Gwen for many years and dated her numerous times, so I don't know what sexual activities may or may not be available for new customers and at what price.

Several "pros" of the date for me were: (1) it was inexpensive, especially considering the amount of time and range of activities provided; (2) she was willing to do almost anything; (3) she remained in a good mood throughout the date (although as my first review stated, that can easily vary with her); and (4) I particularly like a "Filipina" appearance, including natural brown skin, and her Filipino ancestry definitely gives her that look.

On the other hand, the "cons" of the date were: (1) several times I had to remind her to avoid teeth contact during the BBBJs; (2) she prefers a relatively brief BJ to a lengthy BJ; (3) she's long past her prime in age and was wearing no cosmetics; and (4) she was often babbling about all sorts of irrelevant topics (although over time I've learned to mostly tune out her chattering).

As I emphasized in my previous report, depending upon the circumstances Gwen "can provide either an excellent date, an average date or a horrible date". Fortunately, overall this most recent date with her was satisfying and a very good value for a budget-minded monger.

Finally, for all the "You got the digits?" guys, she said that currently she doesn't have a functioning phone number.

Redneck, You say you got BBFS and Greek. Was the Greek also BB or was it covered?

[Redneck 1]

Quite frankly, this report isn't for wealthy / high-class mongers, so if you're in that category, you can save yourself some time and stop reading now (smile).

For easy reference, here's my previous report on "mature" downtown provider Gwen (also known as Gwendolyn) from February of this year.

Yes, I've known Gwen as a downtown provider for twenty years or more. Long ago, she sometimes also used the name "Pumpkin," and she still has a tattoo of that name. DT Looker and Kapalua briefly posted about her in the Downtown thread years ago.

Depending upon (1) her mental condition at any particular time, (2) her substance abuse status, and (3) her living situation, she can provide either an excellent date, an average date or a horrible date. Her mood can change quickly, and when she's in a bad mood, she may quit in the middle of a date if anything irritates her. Her physical appearance can be fairly good for an old (perhaps late fifties) downtown provider when she's not homeless, not using drugs (or using only a little), and eating well, but can sometimes become repulsive otherwise. For example, once years ago when she was homeless and heavily using drugs, she had a ringworm infection around her mouth. No way was I putting my buddy Little Red in that mouth.

About one or two months ago, I had a wonderful date with her, yet then the next time I dated her was very disappointing. She's definitely a mental case, but I've never had her become violent. Sometimes her mental illness is better controlled than at other times. The "designer for Diana Ross" claim that you heard is one of her favorites. She's also told me (among other claims) that one of her friends received $1,000,000 from the Pope. In my experience, when she's in a happy mood, she's willing to provide just about any sexual service, including rimming, a semen-swallowing BJ, and Greek (which she can handle rather easily with lubrication and even enjoy).

For anyone who might be interested, she sometimes can be found on the mauka side of North Pauahi Street, slightly Ewa of the Maunakea Street intersection. She told me that she's currently living in one of the buildings in that area. She also may sometimes be found in various locations on North Kukui Street at random times during the night and day.

On a recent night when there were few downtown providers around, I spotted Gwen on the makai side of North Pauahi Street, several yards Ewa of the Maunakea Street intersection. According to her, she resides in that area of Chinatown. When she saw me, she gave me a nice smile and a hopeful look, and quickly approached my vehicle when I stopped to speak with her. She looked clean and reasonably presentable on that night, didn't seem to be under the influence of any drugs, and was in a pleasant and friendly mood, so we agreed to a home date. While going there, upon request she removed her shirt and bra, and gave me a BBBJ while I was driving with one hand and fondling her with the other hand. After arrival, the relaxed date included a thorough washing, more BBBJ, BBFS, lubricated Greek (which she seemed to like), and then her rimming me and finishing with a down-to-the-last-drop semen swallow. Total cost was $60. However, I've known Gwen for many years and dated her numerous times, so I don't know what sexual activities may or may not be available for new customers and at what price.

Several "pros" of the date for me were: (1) it was inexpensive, especially considering the amount of time and range of activities provided; (2) she was willing to do almost anything; (3) she remained in a good mood throughout the date (although as my first review stated, that can easily vary with her); and (4) I particularly like a "Filipina" appearance, including natural brown skin, and her Filipino ancestry definitely gives her that look.

On the other hand, the "cons" of the date were: (1) several times I had to remind her to avoid teeth contact during the BBBJs; (2) she prefers a relatively brief BJ to a lengthy BJ; (3) she's long past her prime in age and was wearing no cosmetics; and (4) she was often babbling about all sorts of irrelevant topics (although over time I've learned to mostly tune out her chattering).

As I emphasized in my previous report, depending upon the circumstances Gwen "can provide either an excellent date, an average date or a horrible date". Fortunately, overall this most recent date with her was satisfying and a very good value for a budget-minded monger.

Finally, for all the "You got the digits?" guys, she said that currently she doesn't have a functioning phone number.

[Redneck 1]

Could this be the same Brittney or Britney or Brittany that used to be found by the Ward Jack in the Box area a few years back? Some reports from late 2014 and early 2015 in the streetwalker thread.

Good memory. That may be possible, but I don't know for sure because I never saw that Brittney / Britney / Brittany in 2014/2015. Previous reports say that provider was haole and brunette (same as the provider whom I recently met); 24 years of age (that would make her about 27 or 28 now, which could perhaps be the age of the woman whom I met); had "small nice tits" (the woman whom I met seemed to have small breasts, although they were covered by clothing); and was "125 lbs" (which could have been the approximate weight of the woman whom I met). I didn't see "scars on her legs," but they could be gone years later or I might not have seen them because of the dim light. I thought the woman whom I met was taller than "5 ft 4 in," but the meeting was relatively brief and again the lighting was not good. If anyone who knew the 2014/2015 version of Brittney / Britney / Brittany recalls that she was originally from Indiana, that would strongly increase the probability that I met the same Brittney / Britney / Brittany.

[Little Dickie]

Could this be the same Brittney or Britney or Brittany that used to be found by the Ward Jack in the Box area a few years back? Some reports from late 2014 and early 2015 in the streetwalker thread.

Several nights ago, shortly after 11 pm, I was walking downtown in a non-prostitution area near Bishop Street. A woman whom I didn't recognize called out to me from across the street and then quickly crossed the street to speak with me. She said that her name was Britney or Brittney (I don't know the spelling) and that she was originally from a small town in Indiana. Although I don't precisely recall the name of that town at this point, it was most likely Connersville. The lighting was dim, but I noticed that she appeared to be haole, looked reasonably healthy (at least with her clothing on), had medium-length hair that seemed light brown, her face was mildly attractive, and she could have been in her late twenties or her thirties. She seemed slightly taller than average, had a slender or medium physique, was wearing shorts, and appeared to have fairly nice legs. She was very direct in her style of communication, and made no attempt to smile, display a pleasant personality, or show any charm. She didn't exhibit any indication of being under the influence of alcohol or drugs, or being a mental case.

When I asked her if she worked as a downtown streetwalker, she said sometimes, but I didn't recall ever seeing her before. Anyway, she quickly asked if I had money, I said yes, and she asked if she could earn some of that money. When I told her that unfortunately I had already dated several hours before and couldn't date again that night, she made no attempt to ask about some other day or night, or offer me a phone number. Rather, she asked me if I would "loan" her $20. When I laughed and asked her if I looked "like I just fell off a turnip truck" (in other words, if I looked like a naive bumpkin), she silently turned on her heel and swiftly walked away, presumably to find some other target.

Questions: have any other forum members met this woman, and can she provide a good date? With her attitude, I would think not, but I would be interested in the experiences of any other mongers with her (favorable or unfavorable).

[Redneck 1]

Here's a downtowner whom I haven't yet dated, but who may have potential. About two weeks ago (while this forum was unavailable), I was making a late-night drive on North King Street. In the area between Kekaulike Street and Maunakea Street, an unknown woman on the makai side of King made direct eye contact and smiled at me. I circled around, and she again made eye contact and smiled. So after a brief conversation, during which she seemed friendly and safe, I let her into my vehicle. She said that her name was Nana (I don't know the spelling), that she was originally from Maui, and that she needed to make some money.

Nana was a local-type woman of mixed ethnicity (possibly part-Hawaiian), but had relatively light skin. She was amiable and displayed a good personality. She appeared to be in her mid-thirties, had a reasonably nice face for her age, and was rather chubby, especially around the midsection. When I asked what was on her sexual menu, she quickly said "anything," although later she revealed that she disliked DFK. (When a downtown provider seeking a date claims that she'll do "anything" or "everything," upon specific questioning you'll often find there are one or more exceptions). However, she did say that she especially liked threesomes and having her pussy eaten. Without me even asking, she then spontaneously showed me her pussy. Although she preferred CFS, BBFS was available.

For a relaxed full-service date with no strict time limit, Nana's initial asking price was $250, plus she wanted some of the money in advance to buy a drug that she said would make her perform better and enjoy the date. Of course, I wasn't going to provide someone I didn't know with any upfront cash, and told her so. After some bargaining, her asking price dropped to $150, then to $100, and finally to $60 but only for a quick BJ. For full service (I didn't merely want a quick BJ on that night), I countered with an offer of $80 and a potential $20 tip, but she politely declined. So our love affair was finished before it ever began (smile). I didn't date her for a combination of reasons: (1) in my experience when providers start with a very high asking price but then reluctantly and drastically reduce it, they often also reduce the quality and quantity of their service; (2) she displayed much less interest in the date after it was clear that I wouldn't be providing any cash in advance for a drug purchase; and (3) I strongly sensed that she wanted to obtain and use her drug as quickly as possible, which could result in a rushed and unsatisfying date. However, we parted on good terms, and under different circumstances I might be agreeable to dating her in the future.

Have any other forum members dated this woman? I would be interested in the experiences of any other mongers with her (favorable or unfavorable).

[Redneck 1]

Several nights ago, shortly after 11 pm, I was walking downtown in a non-prostitution area near Bishop Street. A woman whom I didn't recognize called out to me from across the street and then quickly crossed the street to speak with me. She said that her name was Britney or Brittney (I don't know the spelling) and that she was originally from a small town in Indiana. Although I don't precisely recall the name of that town at this point, it was most likely Connersville. The lighting was dim, but I noticed that she appeared to be haole, looked reasonably healthy (at least with her clothing on), had medium-length hair that seemed light brown, her face was mildly attractive, and she could have been in her late twenties or her thirties. She seemed slightly taller than average, had a slender or medium physique, was wearing shorts, and appeared to have fairly nice legs. She was very direct in her style of communication, and made no attempt to smile, display a pleasant personality, or show any charm. She didn't exhibit any indication of being under the influence of alcohol or drugs, or being a mental case.

When I asked her if she worked as a downtown streetwalker, she said sometimes, but I didn't recall ever seeing her before. Anyway, she quickly asked if I had money, I said yes, and she asked if she could earn some of that money. When I told her that unfortunately I had already dated several hours before and couldn't date again that night, she made no attempt to ask about some other day or night, or offer me a phone number. Rather, she asked me if I would "loan" her $20. When I laughed and asked her if I looked "like I just fell off a turnip truck" (in other words, if I looked like a naive bumpkin), she silently turned on her heel and swiftly walked away, presumably to find some other target.

Questions: have any other forum members met this woman, and can she provide a good date? With her attitude, I would think not, but I would be interested in the experiences of any other mongers with her (favorable or unfavorable).

[Botoman]

Picked up Malia, petite 20 something haole blonde. Promised great service but wanted donation upfront so she could get some "candy". Cmon, what if you ditch? She said I wouldn't do that to a good customer. Well she did. Said wait here, she got out said she would come back but nothing. Never returned. Shame on boto for breaking the rule. Now forum knows she's a ROB, even to a loyal customer. Avoid her. If not for ROB, she still has arm bandaged up with sores on her face arms all over.

Recently, I met for the first time the relatively new downtown WSW named Malia. She was walking on the makai side of South Kukui Street, between Nuuanu Avenue and Fort Street, at about 11 o'clock at night. That was a bit unusual, because almost all of the nighttime streetwalkers on South Kukui are located on the mauka side of that street. Malia was attractively dressed in stylish normal clothing (not "hooker" clothes), but after she waved and smiled at me, I correctly presumed that she was a provider looking for business. Before entering my vehicle, to avoid wasting my time and her time she politely made clear that her minimum price was $100.

I would estimate that Malia is mid-twenties in age; about 5' 2" to 5' 4" in height; and perhaps 110 to 115 pounds in weight. Nice medium-length blond hair; pretty face with moderate makeup; smooth, soft and light white skin; a healthy overall appearance; and a sexy and healthy-looking pink pussy (shaved). Her only physical feature that I didn't really find appealing was her breasts, whose appearance has been negatively affected by a previous pregnancy. Except for that minor detail, however, I had a strong sexual attraction to the cute Malia, who looks better than most of the current crop of downtown providers.

While I was with Malia, she didn't seem to be under the influence of any drugs or alcohol. She was calm and well-mannered, spoke clearly and normally, made pleasant conversation, and was honest and forthright about what she would and wouldn't do with me. What she said she wouldn't do was any tongue kissing, which is "too personal" for her; any BJ, either covered or uncovered; and any uncovered intercourse. She said that she would allow light kissing on the lips; DATY with FIV (but only one finger); covered intercourse; and fondling or caressing anywhere on her body. Because I had already dated another provider soon before meeting Malia, I knew that I wouldn't be able to maintain an erection wearing a condom, so I didn't try the covered intercourse. I also didn't try the light lip kissing, because I knew that would just increase my desire for the prohibited tongue kissing.

However, upon request I did receive a handjob that felt quite good, along with simultaneous scrotum stimulation. Because I had already climaxed that night, I didn't climax again, but presumably she otherwise would have been willing to continue the handjob to completion. I did certainly like the daty with fiv (after she had thoroughly washed), and her pussy felt wonderful and became slick with natural lubrication. It seemed odd, however, that she didn't verbally or physically express any enthusiasm at all for the daty. Over the years many women have complimented me on my daty skills, and I can't even remember the last time I received no favorable reactions from a woman while performing daty. However, Malia did request only licking daty, with no sucking of the clitoris or vaginal lips, because her pussy "hurt" for some reason. She said that her breasts also "hurt," so although breast play was allowed, it had to be especially gentle.

At the beginning of the session, Malia proposed a time limit of forty-five minutes, but then she never mentioned it again and didn't seem to be checking the time. I would estimate that I didn't exceed forty-five minutes. After completing the daty, I asked her if there was anything else she might like to do to earn more money, she quickly said no, and that was the end of that.

In sum, I did adequately enjoy my date with the young, fresh and attractive Malia. I think that she might have significant future potential in this occupation, and hope that she does well. Yet, the date could have been much better. So unless she relaxes one or more of her current restrictions, or at least starts showing some enthusiasm and excitement during sexual activities, I probably wouldn't become a repeat customer.

[RdPuerco]

According to her, the father was not a monger.

Seriously, how can she have any idea who the father is?

[RdPuerco]

So she allows bbfscip and had a baby? Which one of us is daddy?

I've wondered this myself. If I was a BBFS guy, I would have been thinking about it a lot.

[Redneck 1]

So she allows bbfscip and had a baby? Which one of us is daddy?

According to her, the father was not a monger.