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02-26-18 00:45 #18494
Posts: 346Originally Posted by SaintChuck [View Original Post]
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02-25-18 22:15 #18493
Posts: 68SXL Spa
Hi everyone,
I'm a long time lurker, but I figured it's time to provide some feedback here.
I went to SXL a few times so far. As some of the fellow forum contributors noted, the facilities are very clean. I would say this spa is rather on the expensive side. One hours massage is $. 7. For a handshake, the expected min tip is $. 6. And if you're new to this spa, the provider may ask questions.
Here's a quick summary on the providers here:
Yoyo: Avoid if possible. She would ask for ridiculous amount for nude HJ (last time she asked for $1. 2 tip for that). And she doesn't even allow FIV or anything similar. Her massage is OK, but if you draw her, just go with the basic $. 6 HE. She allows OTC roaming on her back, but not her cans (which are very small anyways).
Mary: One of my favorites. Good massage, fun to talk to, brown eye treatment (if it's your thing) is included in the $. 6 tip for he. She also allows for OTC roaming.
Amy: She is not much to look at. Her massage is solid. HE is OK. Last week, Yoyo told me that Amy no longer works there, but it may be BS.
Kelly: Pretty good attitude. YMMV, but I was allowed UTC for pretty much everywhere during HE. She gives good massages too, but she's not a looker.
I'll keep on posting in the near future. Thanks everyone for this great forum!
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02-25-18 22:04 #18492
Posts: 107Lmao
Originally Posted by SaintChuck [View Original Post]
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02-25-18 19:55 #18491
Posts: 3Jin ding
Originally Posted by BottleRocket12 [View Original Post]
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02-25-18 19:35 #18490
Posts: 908Sunday Nights
Are pretty much the worst time to go to a spa. I learned that the hard way. The two worst experiences I've ever had were on Sunday nights. It's because they put out the new girls and the flunkies just to keep the doors open. None of the attractive experienced girls want to work weekends. They want to have fun like everyone else. They want to work 5 days and have weekends off. Most of them don't get 2 days off though. My main girl does but lately her massage has become non-existent and I went to see somebody else.
I went to Yun Ping based on recent reviews on RM. I knew right when she opened the door that it was probably going to be a bad time. The problem was that she was mildly attractive and in her 20's which is becoming increasingly rare in Chicago. So I rolled the dice.
The further out in the boonies of China these girls are from, the closer they are to semi-retardation. It's not their fault. It's simply a lack of education and manners. The country needs several more generations of advancement before we can expect the country girls to be anything but spazzes. There are exceptions but they are rare.
The massage was terrible. It was her spreading oil on my back the way you would spread a rub on a steak. At least a couple times I caught her watching her phone with one hand and sliming me with the other. Now this is the best part, on the flip, she tells me she's never done it before. And I believe her. I had to show her how to give a handy. And she was terrible. I mean absolutely an abomination. It was like she was working some mechanical pump, like she was expecting it to spurt after a couple pumps like a lawnmower.
The worst part was her attitude. It was somewhat authoritative yet completely silly at the same time. She is probably on the spectrum somewhere, sent to the US by frustrated family members who were thinking at least she wouldn't fuck up tugging dicks.
I gave her a twenty as a tip and walked out. She didn't protest. There are no redeeming qualities, unfortunately. It's okay to be new. It's not okay to have her personality and be new, because in a sense she will always be new.
The place is a shit-hole anyways. Nasty TS and nastier rooms. There was some kind of party out front too, in the fake ass hair salon. It was all older Chinese and they were huddled around a table.
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02-25-18 14:08 #18489
Posts: 891Waste of time
http://chicago.backpage.com/Therapeu...girls/81324797 During the week I was driving home from the city and traffic was horrible, so I decide to get off the highway and visit an AMP. I walk into this place and was greeted by a woman in her 40's and she was about a 3 on the AMP scale. When she smiled she became a 1 because her teeth were like burnt little match heads. We went to the room and I laid on my back, to let her know that I wasn't there for a massage. After a few minutes she sat on the table and started brushing her fingers over me. I started working my way up her legs and feeling her butt. She got more comfortable and it got to the point where she was laying on her side and it was like we were in 69 position. After a few minutes I removed the towel and she continued this light feather touch and she tickled my balls a few times. I finally guided her hand to the little guy and that's where things went downhill. She told me that she doesn't do that and that she only gives massage. I explained to her that this was part of the massage and that it was the most important part of the massage. She got this dumb look on her face like she was actually thinking about it. She finally said no. Kind of funny that she had no problem tickling my balls several times, but a hand job was out of the question. LOL. I got up off the table and got dressed and left. I figured that sitting in traffic was better than getting severe blue balls. If you are a Monger that likes to have your balls tickled, then this is the place for you. SaintChuck.
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02-25-18 14:01 #18488
Posts: 9Originally Posted by VRooomBada [View Original Post]
I usually don't ever bother asking for their name, because 1.) it's always going to be false; and, 2.) they probably give the same name to only a few guys (maybe a days' worth of guys) at a time.
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02-25-18 11:38 #18487
Posts: 39No Hope
Went to a West Lakeview spa a while ago and asked for a table shower. They said the table broke and all they had was a sprayer and a mat on the floor. Yuk. This place seems to be going downhill. Service was ok but not as good as in the past.
On another note visited 4112. When I got into the room some guy out in the hall was going on about how great she was. I myself thought it was very meh. Unenthusiastic and too much damn oil. To each their own I guess.
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02-25-18 03:09 #18486
Posts: 176Recommendation from a friend
Originally Posted by ArielDude28 [View Original Post]
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02-25-18 03:08 #18485
Posts: 179Coco
Are Coco's tatas real?
Originally Posted by ArielDude28 [View Original Post]
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02-25-18 01:59 #18484
Posts: 346Originally Posted by RobertGou2 [View Original Post]
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02-24-18 23:32 #18483
Posts: 185Cans
It would be much appreciated if somebody can point me in the direction of a MT with large cans.
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02-24-18 20:37 #18482
Posts: 181Coco
Originally Posted by ArielDude28 [View Original Post]
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02-24-18 20:20 #18481
Posts: 346Originally Posted by LatinPoker [View Original Post]
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02-24-18 16:48 #18480
Posts: 3275Angel Spa.
On Ashland and Addison. Just a few blocks west of Wrigley Field has officially closed. For rent sign on the window. I guess not offering extra play cost them business.