Massage Parlor Reports

**Macatawa** · 02-09-18 16:58

Originally Posted by FilmoreSlim27 [View Original Post]

Lauren is a man. I know because I know his family.

I did think the pics were more masculine. LOL.

But hey, if you didn't know and he had soft hands and you never had to see that he was a man?

**Electronman** · 02-07-18 18:40

Originally Posted by FilmoreSlim27 [View Original Post]

Lauren is a man. I know because I know his family.

That is classic! Maybe that explains 6' 2" and no FS?

**FilmoreSlim27** · 02-07-18 17:23

Lauren is a man. I know because I know his family.

**Macatawa** · 02-07-18 16:56

Originally Posted by Kirk43 [View Original Post]

I saw Lauren a couple of weeks ago. She has apt near campus but lots of commotion with room mate and kids running about in other part of apartment. Pics are accurate. Massage was not pleasant or CMT-like, although she does have a massage table. She was hesitant to engage in HE, but reluctantly did. Probably will not repeat.

So you got a HE. How much for a tip? What is her hourly rate?

**Montana Slim** · 02-06-18 02:30

Originally Posted by StripperTipper [View Original Post]

I can confirm she is real. That is her in the pics. Also she is tall. I am guessing about 6'2". She does a very nice oily massage. No extras were offered.

I really cannot fathom how she can do a massage with those nails of hers.

**StripperTipper** · 02-05-18 20:00

Originally Posted by MontanaSlim [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen this masseuse? Just wondering if her pictures are real. They're all taken from an Instagram account, but I don't know if it's her Instagram account, or if she lifted them from someone else's Instagram account. A search of Google images and Tineye.com provided no clues. Thanks.

http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/Therap...ssage/44314777

I can confirm she is real. That is her in the pics. Also she is tall. I am guessing about 6'2". She does a very nice oily massage. No extras were offered.

**Kirk43** · 02-05-18 13:26

Originally Posted by MontanaSlim [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen this masseuse? Just wondering if her pictures are real. They're all taken from an Instagram account, but I don't know if it's her Instagram account, or if she lifted them from someone else's Instagram account. A search of Google images and Tineye.com provided no clues. Thanks.

http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/Therap...ssage/44314777

I saw Lauren a couple of weeks ago. She has apt near campus but lots of commotion with room mate and kids running about in other part of apartment. Pics are accurate. Massage was not pleasant or CMT-like, although she does have a massage table. She was hesitant to engage in HE, but reluctantly did. Probably will not repeat.

**Montana Slim** · 02-05-18 01:55

Has anyone seen this masseuse? Just wondering if her pictures are real. They're all taken from an Instagram account, but I don't know if it's her Instagram account, or if she lifted them from someone else's Instagram account. A search of Google images and Tineye.com provided no clues. Thanks.

http://kalamazoo.backpage.com/Therap...ssage/44314777

**ChastD1959** · 01-30-18 17:56

Originally Posted by SlyGuy12 [View Original Post]

After reviewing this post I see auto correct changed massage to message.

For years, the Happy Spa on Raymond Road in BC advertised "Oriental Message. ".

**SlyGuy12** · 01-30-18 13:31

Originally Posted by SlyGuy12 [View Original Post]

I said I wouldn't go back to TLC because I have had subpar service there over the years. However, I was in Kalamazoo with a couple of hours to kill, so I decided to try it again. $40 door fee.

The girl walked in, and she was younger than most of them, probably late twenties or early 30's. Pretty enough face, but she was huge, probably 5'2 and I am guessing 280-300 lbs. I don't mind a little weight, but this one was really big. No accent at all, said her name was Hannah. I commented on the lack of accent, and she said she was born and raised here.

The message was actually decent, she put her considerable weight into it. Also lot of teasing. I had no interest in FS, but thought I would do a BJ. CBJ decent technique, and accomplished the job. I paid for a half hour and was there closer to an hour. Finally mama started knocking saying times up. I was fine with this because the action was over, and the girl and I were just shooting the shit.

This is kind of a mixed review. From a looks standpoint the girl wasn't my cup of tea, but she was cool and gave a decent message and pretty good CBJ. I am confused if I would repeat or not. Total experience was $40 house fee, $100 for CBJ.

After reviewing this post I see auto correct changed massage to message.

**SlyGuy12** · 01-30-18 13:29

I said I wouldn't go back to TLC because I have had subpar service there over the years. However, I was in Kalamazoo with a couple of hours to kill, so I decided to try it again. $40 door fee.

The girl walked in, and she was younger than most of them, probably late twenties or early 30's. Pretty enough face, but she was huge, probably 5'2 and I am guessing 280-300 lbs. I don't mind a little weight, but this one was really big. No accent at all, said her name was Hannah. I commented on the lack of accent, and she said she was born and raised here.

The message was actually decent, she put her considerable weight into it. Also lot of teasing. I had no interest in FS, but thought I would do a BJ. CBJ decent technique, and accomplished the job. I paid for a half hour and was there closer to an hour. Finally mama started knocking saying times up. I was fine with this because the action was over, and the girl and I were just shooting the shit.

This is kind of a mixed review. From a looks standpoint the girl wasn't my cup of tea, but she was cool and gave a decent message and pretty good CBJ. I am confused if I would repeat or not. Total experience was $40 house fee, $100 for CBJ.

**Love Massage** · 01-23-18 11:45

Originally Posted by IrishMan85 [View Original Post]

Thanks!

Is the massage any good?

Yes great foot and total massage. I love the timer they actually show you the 60 minutes plus clock on the wall correct time too you know you get the time.

Love it there. I wish more. But that's what BC and GR offer.

**IrishMan85** · 01-21-18 12:08

Originally Posted by LoveMassage [View Original Post]

The only thing that is good, is that they use a timer and yo yo shows you the time.

Great foot bath. 90 minute is great. 30 foot 60 minute body.

Comes close to fella but no contact! It's all self service!

Thanks!

Is the massage any good?

**Love Massage** · 01-19-18 05:34

Originally Posted by IrishMan85 [View Original Post]

Anyone been recently? They currently offering extras? PM if you'd like. Thanks in advance.

The only thing that is good, is that they use a timer and yo yo shows you the time.

Great foot bath. 90 minute is great. 30 foot 60 minute body.

Comes close to fella but no contact! It's all self service!