Strip Club Reports

**Kellster** · 05-31-17 20:01

Originally Posted by StanleyStankas [View Original Post]

Now that's what I'm talking about. In the opinion of the experts what is the better day and time to be there when things are more laid back and the lovelies wouldn't mind sitting around and flirting with an ol stale fart like myself?

Well daytime during the week is the best for just talking, but I'm not sure how the selection is now. There used to be some hot ones in the daytime but they're no longer there. I was never much of a talker since most of what they say is bs to get your money anyway. However there are exceptions- some seem genuine and cool. I like to go, look for a bit, and than get some dances, but others like to talk with them for long stretches so everyone is different. If not days than try weeknights. Friday night and Saturday night are too busy. Especially after 10:30/11:00 pm.

**RobertWi69** · 05-31-17 19:54

Originally Posted by MayorQuimby [View Original Post]

I believe it was simply called "Dancers". If I recall that place was tiny & a person could spend a fortune & not get much.

Yeah, it was very tiny which leads me to believe it is the place at Lake Cook & Rand that's now a smoke shop. Can you confirm that?

And yeah, this was back when I was really dumb so I think I spent $1,000 for 15 minutes in a booth with a girl sitting on my lap trying to stick my cock up her ass.

And I do think I remember something about taxes shutting the place down.

**Pedorro** · 05-31-17 19:25

Originally Posted by RobertWi69 [View Original Post]

I need a little help guys. Back in the 90's there was a place out in Palatine I believe on Lake Cook Rd that I think was on the corner at Rand, which is now a smoke shop. Was that the right location or was it further down Lake Cook? I wasted hundreds, even thousands, of dollars there as I was young and naive. Anyone recall the name too?

It was called dancers at the corner of Rand and Lake Cook and everything was on the table. After you made contact with one of the dancers one of the waitresses would come by for the payment and would walk you to a tiny room where the girl of your choice would meet you.

**StanleyStankas** · 05-31-17 18:52

Originally Posted by Kellster [View Original Post]

Yeah I've got to admit, I like Heavenly Bodies in general, but the last time I went on a Saturday night it was awful. There weren't that many dancers working and the ones that were weren't that great looking. There used to be a lot of hot, fit, tone dancers there who grave great lap dances for a decent price- not sure what happened. They need a talent upgrade and more thin dancers period- at least on Saturday night. If you want full service I'd skip it- that's most likely not happening.

Now that's what I'm talking about. In the opinion of the experts what is the better day and time to be there when things are more laid back and the lovelies wouldn't mind sitting around and flirting with an ol stale fart like myself?

**StanleyStankas** · 05-31-17 18:50

Originally Posted by MayorQuimby [View Original Post]

I believe it was simply called "Dancers". If I recall that place was tiny & a person could spend a fortune & not get much.

I lived west of there and then had an account east of there so I went by several times. Don't think I ever went in. Actually what took the dude down was taxes (he didn't pay them!) I heard he owned a few joints of that nature.

**Mayor Quimby** · 05-31-17 17:07

Originally Posted by RobertWi69 [View Original Post]

I need a little help guys. Back in the 90's there was a place out in Palatine I believe on Lake Cook Rd that I think was on the corner at Rand, which is now a smoke shop. Was that the right location or was it further down Lake Cook? I wasted hundreds, even thousands, of dollars there as I was young and naive. Anyone recall the name too?

I believe it was simply called "Dancers". If I recall that place was tiny & a person could spend a fortune & not get much.

**RobertWi69** · 05-31-17 16:46

I need a little help guys. Back in the 90's there was a place out in Palatine I believe on Lake Cook Rd that I think was on the corner at Rand, which is now a smoke shop. Was that the right location or was it further down Lake Cook? I wasted hundreds, even thousands, of dollars there as I was young and naive. Anyone recall the name too?

**Kellster** · 05-14-17 11:26

Yeah I've got to admit, I like Heavenly Bodies in general, but the last time I went on a Saturday night it was awful. There weren't that many dancers working and the ones that were weren't that great looking. There used to be a lot of hot, fit, tone dancers there who grave great lap dances for a decent price- not sure what happened. They need a talent upgrade and more thin dancers period- at least on Saturday night. If you want full service I'd skip it- that's most likely not happening.

**AlreadeGone** · 05-13-17 17:14

2nd time going to a strip club. First time at polekatz. Got dances from 2 different girls. First one I took advantage of the 2 for 1 priced dances. 2nd girl o ended up getting 3 nude dances from which totaled out to be 90 $ for the 3 dances. Not bad because she let me grab all over her big breasts and even put her nipple in my mouth a few times. Haha. This was towards the end. I'm guessing they start to become less strict on what you can do once it starts to reach closing time.

**StanleyStankas** · 05-13-17 09:49

Originally Posted by MexDragon78 [View Original Post]

Just another opinion on HB:

Personally love Heavenly Bodies. You don't get the "extras" that you might get elsewhere. Try San Francisco, individual booths and reasonably priced extras! Anyway, back to Heavenly Bodies. The ladies are beautiful! (I've been to my share of gentlemen's clubs. And the talent has been pretty rough in many places, pretty sore on the eyes!) HB. Has quite a few beauties! Some are amazing stand outs. Ivanka for one. Try a dance with her. She will rub her tits all over your face. And they are big and so soft (will make you use every ounce of will power not to just grab them! Amy is another stand out. She may not be carrying a set like Ivanka, but she has amazing pole climbing and dancing skills. She will wrap around you like a pretzel. She is very playful, she let me play with her panties since I complimented them. Then there's Tabatha. Just ask for a back rub. She will make you melt right at the table. Who needs an AMP when I can see Tabatha for a good massage. She said she has studied for it and I believe it. Yes some of the girls are just eye candy and don't really do much when it comes to the dancing. But there is plenty of talent and I am happy to share my time and discover the treasures in HB.

VIP's are free on Mondays!

Used to run the girls from the rosemont blue line to elmhurst and touhy or as some would say "tooo che" ha! When they would audition during the afternoons In my pub tran days (bus stops in front or just shy as it's a gps time point there). I may go in. So in the expert opinions here what would be a great time to go as I am an old stale f but I do have time and money being semi-retired. I don't want much. Just attention is all really. Thanks men.

**Moejoo** · 05-11-17 15:25

Please learn to use the Report Post button so can handle stuff like this.

**Onyx0540** · 05-10-17 09:08

Originally Posted by RonM [View Original Post]

Yup. I'm not a tie and suit guy. I'm a shorts and t shirt guy. Apparently in 90 degree weather you have to be dressed like you're going to a wedding.

That really sucked. But most strip clubs I don't believe allow basketball ball shorts. I tried once to go to a club like that. They turned me away. Reason I tried is so I could get more contact.

**Ron M** · 05-09-17 22:38

Originally Posted by Onyx0540 [View Original Post]

Why was that? Was it because of the dress code?

Yup. I'm not a tie and suit guy. I'm a shorts and t shirt guy. Apparently in 90 degree weather you have to be dressed like you're going to a wedding.

**Moejoo** · 05-09-17 14:06

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See where it says "Report Post?"

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**LatinDragon78** · 05-09-17 12:01

Originally Posted by GordonCCraig [View Original Post]

Tell the me the approximate area you live in or frequent, and I'll be more than happy to tell you the clubs worth going into. Always happy to help a HB fugitive!

Mostly around the western burbs. I hit up HB, because it's close to work. Appreciate my friend!