Massage Parlor Reports

**Monger Dude** · 03-02-17 09:42

Originally Posted by ChrisPoontang [View Original Post]

I think everyone here has accidentally unloaded in a prostitute. It happens.

Just make sure you take a long, long piss and wash your equipment thoroughly afterwards.

I like to wash, piss, wash just to make sure no germs are in my pee hole (learned that in the US Army).

+1.

I always leave something in the bladder pre-coital.

**ChrisPoontang** · 03-01-17 04:30

Originally Posted by Blake4 [View Original Post]

Doing FS and I didn't notice the condom broke til I finished and pulled out. I check each time we changed positions and it was fine up til the last position. Lady was pissed. Kept yelling at me, and instead of my usual final 15 minute rubdown after, I was told to leave. Not like I did it on purpose and knew, I just thought she got really wet as she moaned louder and was pulling me closer. Said she ran a clean business and pointed to her crotch, much to my relief, because I wasn't thrilled I bare backed her either. Ah well, I'll need to find a new FS place for a few months til they turn the ladies over.

I think everyone here has accidentally unloaded in a prostitute. It happens.

Just make sure you take a long, long piss and wash your equipment thoroughly afterwards.

I like to wash, piss, wash just to make sure no germs are in my pee hole (learned that in the US Army).

**Blake 4** · 03-01-17 01:52

Doing FS and I didn't notice the condom broke til I finished and pulled out. I check each time we changed positions and it was fine up til the last position. Lady was pissed. Kept yelling at me, and instead of my usual final 15 minute rubdown after, I was told to leave. Not like I did it on purpose and knew, I just thought she got really wet as she moaned louder and was pulling me closer. Said she ran a clean business and pointed to her crotch, much to my relief, because I wasn't thrilled I bare backed her either. Ah well, I'll need to find a new FS place for a few months til they turn the ladies over.

**okser** · 02-28-17 20:58

In General, with very few exceptions, Burbank is not great for what you're looking for, there are a few good places but most are highly legit.

You'll do Much better in the North Hollywood / studio city corridor or go to Reseda.

Originally Posted by PlayerN818 [View Original Post]

Thanks for the intel. Sorry you left with blue balls.

**PlayerN818** · 02-28-17 11:59

Originally Posted by GonAgain [View Original Post]

Brand new to Cali, decided I'd try one of these AMPs for the first time. Driving around Burbank I didn't do much research but stumbled across Lily's and made my way in through the backdoor which I took as a good sign. Typical $40 for hour massage. She was older maybe late 40's but nice firm body. I strip to how god made me and laid face down. She comes in and covers me up with a towel. Excellent massage, just right amount of pressure. Not so hard I feel like I just got my ass beat for an hour. 35 minutes into the massage she starts massaging my ass but stay away from the goods. Finally asked to flip and this is where I was getting excited. I pitched tent with the towel but nothing. She continued the massage. I even knocked the towel off of me when she went to get a wash rag to get lotion off of me. She just picked it up and draped me again. Massage is over and she said all finished. I guess she saw the look on my face and she asked what's wrong. I replied that's all? And her answer was yes all done have a good night. This was at 9 PM and I called before hand to make sure they would see me knowing they close at 10. I left unhappy but with a great massage and $50 broker. $10 tip because I'm a nice guy and I didn't do any research and wasnt sure what this place was known for. It definitely looked promising with the back door and private rooms but I guess it's either a no go or YMMV.

Thanks for the intel. Sorry you left with blue balls.

**GonAgain** · 02-28-17 04:14

Brand new to Cali, decided I'd try one of these AMPs for the first time. Driving around Burbank I didn't do much research but stumbled across Lily's and made my way in through the backdoor which I took as a good sign. Typical $40 for hour massage. She was older maybe late 40's but nice firm body. I strip to how god made me and laid face down. She comes in and covers me up with a towel. Excellent massage, just right amount of pressure. Not so hard I feel like I just got my ass beat for an hour. 35 minutes into the massage she starts massaging my ass but stay away from the goods. Finally asked to flip and this is where I was getting excited. I pitched tent with the towel but nothing. She continued the massage. I even knocked the towel off of me when she went to get a wash rag to get lotion off of me. She just picked it up and draped me again. Massage is over and she said all finished. I guess she saw the look on my face and she asked what's wrong. I replied that's all? And her answer was yes all done have a good night. This was at 9 PM and I called before hand to make sure they would see me knowing they close at 10. I left unhappy but with a great massage and $50 broker. $10 tip because I'm a nice guy and I didn't do any research and wasnt sure what this place was known for. It definitely looked promising with the back door and private rooms but I guess it's either a no go or YMMV.

**okser** · 02-28-17 00:29

Will Repay in KIND.

Originally Posted by okser [View Original Post]

Hi, please PM me, will repay in kid.

TY.

**okser** · 02-26-17 16:58

Hi, please PM me, will repay in kid.

TY.