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02-07-17 12:33 #4286
Posts: 440Originally Posted by GuapoMarx [View Original Post]
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02-06-17 13:56 #4285
Posts: 2814Lighten Up Buddy
Originally Posted by TheCondor7 [View Original Post]
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02-05-17 14:33 #4284
Posts: 727Snot nosed AMP girls
Originally Posted by ScooterAllCity [View Original Post]
There is no unicorn AMP. I try to stick with ones that are clean and no drama. The trade off is the women are older and less attractive. Busy high volume AMPs tend to take short cuts with cleanliness and their pretty girls have a lot of close intimate encounters with lots of guys passing along lots of germs. That AMP girl that doesn't allow tit sucking or DATY is probably doing you a favor.
I met a couple of women over the past year that turned down my advances. At first I was hurt and bitter. But I have come to find out one has something no one needs to have. The other, her pussy hangs like the mouth of a tired dog (her ex told me). So when you get rejected, don't take it too personally. I had one gal who turned me down and then finally gave in. Wished she hadn't. Her vagina was YUGE!
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02-05-17 09:14 #4283
Posts: 26192 and Lincoln
Originally Posted by ScooterAllCity [View Original Post]
As for the others responding. Yeah I get it was busy, but again I'm just sharing my experience. I don't know all of your reasons for going to AMPs but I like a decent combo of massage and happy ending. The point is to feel more relaxed not more tense than you came in right? I get I'm not going to find an amazing massage in an AMP but I definitely expect something that can be recognized as a massage LOL. The massage part here was really bad. Probably the worst I've ever had. If you guys had a better one in less busy times, great. From my first time there though, I left feeling like I wasted money. I'm sure you all can relate to that feeling.
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02-04-17 21:03 #4282
Posts: 85Originally Posted by AvgJoe [View Original Post]
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02-04-17 19:39 #4281
Posts: 653Originally Posted by Miltown [View Original Post]
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02-04-17 19:38 #4280
Posts: 2814Originally Posted by Miltown [View Original Post]
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02-04-17 19:24 #4279
Posts: 205I won't miss Lavendar
Originally Posted by WizardOfAahs [View Original Post]
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02-04-17 16:34 #4278
Posts: 382Originally Posted by ScooterAllCity [View Original Post]
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02-04-17 15:54 #4277
Posts: 2814Originally Posted by TheCondor7 [View Original Post]
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02-04-17 15:43 #4276
Posts: 727Germantown
Originally Posted by ShortIrish [View Original Post]
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02-04-17 15:28 #4275
Posts: 292 and Capital
Never been to an AMP before so I decided to stop in to the one on 92 and Cap after seeing advertisements on backpage, walked in, Chinese lady brought me into a private room, asked if I wanted a 1 hour massage. I paid her $60, she left the room for a few min, got in my birthday suit and laid on the table. She came back into the room and with her broken English she asked how I was doing and we just made small talk, asked where she was from, and so on while she massaged my back side. There wasn't much playing around on her part but I was grabbing her ass and rubbing her crotch thru her yoga pants which she seemed to enjoy. On the flip she massaged all around my package and would brush up against it, got pretty hard which she definitely notcied because she then started to lightly and softly brush her fingers on my balls and shaft while playing with my nipples. She then went to get some tissues and massage oil and massaged my balls and shaft until I exploded into the tissues she brought over. She then left the room for a min and came back with a hot damp towel and cleaned up the rest of the mess.
Got dressed, tipped her $50, gave her a hug and was on my way. On backpage they advertise 3 drop dead gourgous Chinese girls but just as I figured they were nowhere to be found. Wishful thinking maybe but the girl I had wasn't bad looking and had a tight body. I'll definitely go to another AMP soon, might try a different one to see what other places have to offer.
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02-04-17 14:42 #4274
Posts: 26192 and Lincoln
Went to 92 and Lincoln and saw Mimi. I went during a time where they seemed to be a bit busy and she seemed in a rush. She was quick to talk tips. Looks like some of the customers don't tip well unless they agree beforehand or are looking for free upgrades. She seemed sick, coughing and sneezing, and her massage was probably the worst I've had in awhile. Like really bad. She did not understand English well so we couldn't really talk. Maybe it's better when it's not busy but I'm not seeing what the fuss for this place is about. Maybe it gets better with repeat service. Some of the reviews also made it seem like the girls were models or something. Some of you guys may be up there in age and can't see in darkness well. They do keep the rooms pretty lowly lit though. Oh, and the tenants above were blasting rap music or something like that, which kind of detracts from what's supposed to be a relaxing environment.
I had a better and more relaxed time at Asia Body and Foot Massage on W North Ave. I'm curious about the newer place that just opened on the same street (7018). Anybody visited recently?
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02-04-17 13:59 #4273
Posts: 129Germantown AMP
Originally Posted by GuapoMarx [View Original Post]
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02-04-17 07:54 #4272
Posts: 13792nd and Lincoln
Went there yesterday and met an older lady her name was Lisa. She was very friendly but didn't speak very good English. We laughed a bit and I tried to make conversation with her. I went for the 40 min for 50. She gave an OK massage. On the flip she pointed and I said yes. Of course she then started to negotiate. We settled on 50 as long as she took off her top and allowed total roaming. She really knows what she is doing and took it slow and easy. She has youthful tits like a 35 yr old. She is very proud of them, but I think she bought them. I will be back again.