Strip Club Reports

[DutchTreat]

There's nothing wrong with spreading the love to other boards and threads. I enjoy lurking as much as the next guy. I was just curious about your own personal experience at KH8, that's all.

Dutch.

I figure why not steer people there since OC and LA are super close to each other.

[Tipisil]

I just like reading the LA section. Just steering people there since that's where I heard about it.

I figure why not steer people there since OC and LA are super close to each other.

[Tipisil]

So were you offered their famous. 60 oral exam at KH's? Did you go during the day, or at night? How many girls were working? Was there any cover charge or minimum number of drinks required? Some of their Yelp reviews are rather entertaining.

Dutch.

I just like reading the LA section. Just steering people there since that's where I heard about it.

[DutchTreat]

So were you offered their famous. 60 oral exam at KH's? Did you go during the day, or at night? How many girls were working? Was there any cover charge or minimum number of drinks required? Some of their Yelp reviews are rather entertaining.

Dutch.

I'm not big on strip clubs because the return on the money spent is not the best. I moved to the OC from LA and have to say, if you want your cash to go the farthest, go to King Henry 8. It is a little shady for the faint of heart and mostly black strippers. But you totally get your moneys worth. Check out the LA section for more info.

[DutchTreat]

My days of going to strip clubs ended around 25 years ago, back when the Mustang strip club was still around in Santa Ana on HB, before it mysteriously burned down. Not only is the ROI usually poor, but the thought of going commando and wearing baggy shorts, then waddling to the bathroom to clean up the sticky mess around my crotch after nutting from a heavily perfumed dancer grinding my lap for a few songs, was no longer appealing to me.

Dutch.

I'm not big on strip clubs because the return on the money spent is not the best. I moved to the OC from LA and have to say, if you want your cash to go the farthest, go to King Henry 8. It is a little shady for the faint of heart and mostly black strippers. But you totally get your moneys worth. Check out the LA section for more info.

[Tipisil]

I'm not big on strip clubs because the return on the money spent is not the best. I moved to the OC from LA and have to say, if you want your cash to go the farthest, go to King Henry 8. It is a little shady for the faint of heart and mostly black strippers. But you totally get your moneys worth. Check out the LA section for more info.

[DJones]

Went to Ecstasy late Friday night. $10 cover and $14 for two cokes. Place wasn't very crowded. Cute looking 30 ish Hispanic dancer approached me and she took me to the front area for a dance in a private area. Nice personality with soft skin with medium sized real breasts. She had stretch marks which were barely visible. Her dancing skills were above average. She seemed to be into it. She allowed lots of roaming but kept her hands to herself. Did one dance and then almost done with second dance and she wanted to know if I was going to be a good tipper.

Dances are $50 so I was already in for $100 with an above average dance. Second dance ended and I nicely told her I was done. We went to bar where there's a dude who you pay. I gave him $100 and the dancer asked for a tip. I reluctantly gave her $10 and I got the dirtiest look from her.

I grabbed my drink and left the place, just a big mood killer. I've noticed over the last few years that dancers are getting greedy and trying to get tips from guys. It's going to be a long time until I hit a strip club again.

Well, yes they're going to try and get tips. That's what they're doing. And, strip clubs have the lowest return on investment in the adult entertainment realm. Lots of cash with little guarantee of anything. I usually avoid.

[StuDoctor]

Went to Ecstasy late Friday night. $10 cover and $14 for two cokes. Place wasn't very crowded. Cute looking 30 ish Hispanic dancer approached me and she took me to the front area for a dance in a private area. Nice personality with soft skin with medium sized real breasts. She had stretch marks which were barely visible. Her dancing skills were above average. She seemed to be into it. She allowed lots of roaming but kept her hands to herself. Did one dance and then almost done with second dance and she wanted to know if I was going to be a good tipper.

Dances are $50 so I was already in for $100 with an above average dance. Second dance ended and I nicely told her I was done. We went to bar where there's a dude who you pay. I gave him $100 and the dancer asked for a tip. I reluctantly gave her $10 and I got the dirtiest look from her.

I grabbed my drink and left the place, just a big mood killer. I've noticed over the last few years that dancers are getting greedy and trying to get tips from guys. It's going to be a long time until I hit a strip club again.

[DutchTreat]

Dude,

Think of the money you are paying as tuition to learning about this hobby. Sure, you can read other people's comments and reviews on girls and strip clubs, but at some point you got to bite the bullet and experience things for yourself. Sure, paying $12 for 2 bottles of water is ridiculous, but have you been to Disneyland lately? And yes, you were offered a typical special of 2 dances for the price of 1. By the way, wearing jeans isn't nearly as bad as wearing khakis. Think about it.

Good luck!

Dutch.

My first time going to CG on harbor blvd was not bad at all.

Parking was disaster and there was almost no space between cars.

Paid $10 at the door and mandatory $12 for two bottles of water, Jesus, most expensive water ever I have bought.

The place was pretty small but since it was a Tuesday night, there were not that many people.

I found out the girls were so much hotter that the gals out there on BP.

I knew most of the titts were fake, well, boobs still boobs.

I sat down for like only 7 minutes, a dark skin lady walked towards me and sat down next to me.

She touched me and asked if I wanted a dance.

I said nah she insisted.

I was like, okay, I got to have manners.

I only got $20 lap dance but she still managed to take off everything anyway.

Lots of touching and I was so stupid to wear jeans. You guys usually wear sport shorts right?

Later on after I went back out there, I saw a few way better looking girls but I don't feel like spending too much on the first experience.

Wow gals were so hot in here.

There was also 2 for 1 discount at the moment I was there.

I had a gal explain to me but I still don't get it.

Can someone explain to me?

[LuckyYu2004]

My first time going to CG on harbor blvd was not bad at all.

Parking was disaster and there was almost no space between cars.

Paid $10 at the door and mandatory $12 for two bottles of water, Jesus, most expensive water ever I have bought.

The place was pretty small but since it was a Tuesday night, there were not that many people.

I found out the girls were so much hotter that the gals out there on BP.

I knew most of the titts were fake, well, boobs still boobs.

I sat down for like only 7 minutes, a dark skin lady walked towards me and sat down next to me.

She touched me and asked if I wanted a dance.

I said nah she insisted.

I was like, okay, I got to have manners.

I only got $20 lap dance but she still managed to take off everything anyway.

Lots of touching and I was so stupid to wear jeans. You guys usually wear sport shorts right?

Later on after I went back out there, I saw a few way better looking girls but I don't feel like spending too much on the first experience.

Wow gals were so hot in here.

There was also 2 for 1 discount at the moment I was there.

I had a gal explain to me but I still don't get it.

Can someone explain to me?

You pay for 1 song and she will dance for 2 song?

[CryMoarHoar]

My first time going to CG on harbor blvd was not bad at all.

Parking was disaster and there was almost no space between cars.

Paid $10 at the door and mandatory $12 for two bottles of water, Jesus, most expensive water ever I have bought.

The place was pretty small but since it was a Tuesday night, there were not that many people.

I found out the girls were so much hotter that the gals out there on BP.

I knew most of the titts were fake, well, boobs still boobs.

I sat down for like only 7 minutes, a dark skin lady walked towards me and sat down next to me.

She touched me and asked if I wanted a dance.

I said nah she insisted.

I was like, okay, I got to have manners.

I only got $20 lap dance but she still managed to take off everything anyway.

Lots of touching and I was so stupid to wear jeans. You guys usually wear sport shorts right?

Later on after I went back out there, I saw a few way better looking girls but I don't feel like spending too much on the first experience.

Wow gals were so hot in here.

There was also 2 for 1 discount at the moment I was there.

I had a gal explain to me but I still don't get it.

Can someone explain to me?

[Sticker]

Hit up Ecstasy Theatre in Santa Ana today after a long hiatus. Years ago, when it was jumpin', I used to hit it up regularly and have fun with the beauties. It's always been pricey (at $50 a private couch dance), but there have truly been some tasty treats there over the years. Back in the day, it would range from the naked dancer grinding on my running shorts -- essentially dry-humping me to a high-school style mess, to 69 and BBBJCIM. And a few "air" laps from divas who didn't get the message.

In 2009, a cute black dancer just slipped me in bareback, without me even suggesting it and without her asking for money in advance. So I just tipped $80, since that's what I had and wasn't expecting to slip 'and slide in the taco.

Fast forward to maybe six months ago, and things had changed. Not as many dancers, but still a few lookers scattered here and there. One blonde Russian practically tugged me by my southern soldier into the back room for a slippery session, but that one cost me 200 smackers (exclusive of the $50 per dance). So that's why I keep my visits here infrequent. Being able to get an accommodating Korean or Latina at an OC / LA AMP for $150 total is such a better bargain, that I only hit up Ecstasy for nostalgic reasons as well as mixing things up with a white girl.

Today's girl du jour was Rose. Quite the looker, from head-to-toe. Sicilian ancestry, a brunette with apparently natural and delicious Ccups, a shaved tight-lipped nani, a stellar bublble-butt and a fun, playful attitude.

All at a price.

Used to be, back in the day, you could take off your shirt and even pull down your shorts to release junior, but upon migrating behind the curtain, Rose told me to take it all off. As did she. After our initial grope session, she asked, "how much do you want?" I told her I wanted carnal knowledge, and she replied, "Okay, but that will be $600. Or I can make you happy without fucking you for $200". Whew! But hey, given that she wasn't much over 20 year old, and really was built to the hilt, I gave her two bills.

For my investment, I enjoyed dining on her taco, got 69 (but with her kissing on it rather than really slurping on it), playing with her ass and starfish, more clit licking and then her hand-releasing a rather substantial load from yours truly. "Wow, look at how much you came. You must have been backed up or something". (Or something).

After mopping up, we went to the strip room again to chat, and she implored me to come back to see her ASAP for the full treatment. Despite her hotness, I'm just not going to drop that kind of coin. She added that once she got to "know" me, we could spend the day and night together -- for a grand. Not in this lifetime. But for you guys who might be used to paying for high-end escorts, Rose might be your girl. Not even sure why she bothers with Ecstasy, because I know, after chatting with her further, that she has more than a few guys outside the club who will pay handsomely for her to handle their chub.

See you in six months, Ecstasy.

[Igotfingers]

Came by on a Saturday right before the free admission ended. Handful of girls trying to get in their last few dances at the end of their shift and the club was running quite a few 2 for 1's. I was surprised by the lack of girls given that it was a Saturday night, maybearound 5-7 total but only 3 roaming the floor at a given time. Figured it might be busier after the shift change but it wasn't much better after 7 pm with maybe 4 girls roaming at any given time. Quality of girls did increase for the night shift however. Perhaps it gets busier later on into the night but I got bored and bounced around 8. Dances were decent with lots of free roaming but nothing high milage (though I wasn't really seeking).

I guess I was expecting more girls given the favorable reviews recently, but perhaps it was just bad timing. Girls are definitely friendly and will sit and chat with you rather than just hustle hard for dances. They have some pornstar Alexis Amore visiting next fridday / Saturday so I might swing by to see if things are more exciting. Would love to hear if any of you guys have had more exciting experiences there recently.

[DatFullService]

Only paid for the 6 songs and got the service. Total damage would be 12 dollars for drinks and 100 for the dance and HE which is rare for a strip club. I was expecting to spend atleast 200+ that day.

Nice! Guess she's grateful for the dance investment and / or you're handsome enough. Normally, the extras are on top of the dances.

[OcAllen]

She dances at TJs too, I believe. Long brown hair and massive bolt-ons? What was the damage after the 6 songs?

Only paid for the 6 songs and got the service. Total damage would be 12 dollars for drinks and 100 for the dance and HE which is rare for a strip club. I was expecting to spend atleast 200+ that day.