Massage Parlor Reports

[Barraquda22]

I guess I am a little less cynical than some. I am having a short of term short time memory loss due to something I ingested so if I have sent this twice please overlook it.

I don't think I'm cynical per se. I prefer to think of myself as realistic.

A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a beautiful woman. He orders a drink and a few minutes later turns to her and asks "Would you have sex with me for a million dollars?" The woman ponders for a minute and looks the guy over, then says "Yes, I would for a million dollars. " The man then asks "Would you have sex with me for one hundred dollars?" To which the woman replied "NO! What kind of woman do you think I am?" The man just casually responds with "Thats already been established, we are just negotiating price now.".

BQ22.

[Satya]

I don't view them all as prostitutes. However, I have found that quite a few of them are interested in taller / larger men. I'm lazy and don't like to have to cultivate for months and months to get some pussy, so I won't claim to have banged 3000 asian chicks, but there are some out there that can be easily swayed into just a casual encounter (and some have been serious freaks). There is also the idea that quite a few of them are here in not totally legal ways and we may view them as being desperate and that leads to our dicks thinking and wallets doing the seduction. But as has been said, everyone has their price. And I second that I seriously doubt anyone on this forum can pay my hourly rate LOL.

BQ22.

I guess I am a little less cynical than some. I am having a short of term short time memory loss due to something I ingested so if I have sent this twice please overlook it.

[Barraquda22]

After going to many AMPs we tend to look on all Asian women as potential prostitutes but they are not and we should remember that and respect them all.

I don't view them all as prostitutes. However, I have found that quite a few of them are interested in taller / larger men. I'm lazy and don't like to have to cultivate for months and months to get some pussy, so I won't claim to have banged 3000 asian chicks, but there are some out there that can be easily swayed into just a casual encounter (and some have been serious freaks). There is also the idea that quite a few of them are here in not totally legal ways and we may view them as being desperate and that leads to our dicks thinking and wallets doing the seduction. But as has been said, everyone has their price. And I second that I seriously doubt anyone on this forum can pay my hourly rate LOL.

BQ22.

[ThroatPlunger]

After going to many AMPs we tend to look on all Asian women as potential prostitutes but they are not and we should remember that and respect them all.

I don't hit that many AMPs, but knowing women long enough, I'd say everyone has a price. Hell, I have a price, but I don't think you could afford me.

[Satya]

I really wish these AMPs would source their girls from the same place the Chinese buffet uses for their waitresses. Any tHoughton on how to flip one of these girls into a sugar baby? Don't want kicked out of the restaurant.

After going to many AMPs we tend to look on all Asian women as potential prostitutes but they are not and we should remember that and respect them all.

[GuinessGuy]

Hi guys. I'm an out of town monger coming that way shortly. Actually, I'll be in the Annapolis area, but seems close enough to Baltimore for me.

Can anyone give me recs for AMP with a younger (ish) provider? Feel free to PM me.

[ThroatPlunger]

I really wish these AMPs would source their girls from the same place the Chinese buffet uses for their waitresses. Any tHoughton on how to flip one of these girls into a sugar baby? Don't want kicked out of the restaurant.

[JBuckman]

I'm in Baltimore looking for a nice body rub. Any suggestions? I have been to several places around the city. Just looking for something different.

Well, this is your first post. Welcome to the forum! Can you tell us what places you have been to in the past before we can tell you something?

JB

[PumperNickle]

I'm in Baltimore looking for a nice body rub. Any suggestions? I have been to several places around the city. Just looking for something different.

[ChillAxed]

Huh?

I'm old and confused. Who? What? I got the where part.

Sorry it's my fault I should probably lurk more. I don't know what to say and not say here yet. I saw too much being said on RM and not too long after the spa got shut down. I should clarify, Friendly is not the name, just a hint as to where it is close to.

I just came from there today and opted for the hour. The thirty minutes is fine but always feels rushed. She did not offer me her name but I've been 5 times and I've only ever seen two, she was the skinnier one.

Very polite and skilled. If you ask for medium, expect light. Next time I will ask for hard pressure. Surprisingly good massage on the back and the flip was nice as well. Willing to go in more detail in pm.

[BonsaiBoner]

Stopped by 905 last Friday. Drew Mickey attractive young looking with an ice body. 7 and 7. Had great service and a great time. . 7 house and $. 3 tip. Talked her down from $. 4 That's where she started. TS was awesome. And massage was great. Flip was also great. PM for details.

Tip was $. 2.

[BonsaiBoner]

Stopped by 905 last Friday. Drew Mickey attractive young looking with an ice body. 7 and 7. Had great service and a great time. . 7 house and $. 3 tip. Talked her down from $. 4 That's where she started. TS was awesome. And massage was great. Flip was also great. PM for details.

[HcLine]

I'm looking to get more active here. I think I have lurked long enough and its time to give back.

I have been here twice over the past three weeks. If you don't mind middle aged women then she will take good care of you.

Huh?

I'm old and confused. Who? What? I got the where part.

[ChillAxed]

I'm looking to get more active here. I think I have lurked long enough and its time to give back.

I have been here twice over the past three weeks. If you don't mind middle aged women then she will take good care of you.

[Paulson]

If the condom ends up in your mouth you're doing it wrong.

Since and most cases you do that before you go deep, that would have to mean that the one you taste, did not belong to you, at least first.

Chew on that for a min.