Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #4063]

Yesterday was a nasty rainy day so I dreamed of a dark haired pretty Asian gal that goes by Susan. They have a $39 hh special lately & I was pleased with her beauty & smiling happy vibe. I tipped $45 for a great massage & while some may not like limited menu options, I feel not having to play the hi / low haggle game was worth it. She did every request I asked for (hot towel), great back massage with lotion. I'd rather pay my hard earned money to someone who earns my business with respect than some of these greedy cartel leaches who are so difficult to deal with. Dreamed I left happy.

Stay safe people.

I could not agree more. I usually go for an hour and have now settled on a number of providers who are sweet and deliver on an excellent massage as the main course. The cartel has the younger hotties, but their skills tend to be best at upsetting and rushed service. Celebrities and 4th Ave and, have been very good for me.

[Paul Hamnet]

Yesterday was a nasty rainy day so I dreamed of a dark haired pretty Asian gal that goes by Susan. They have a $39 hh special lately & I was pleased with her beauty & smiling happy vibe. I tipped $45 for a great massage & while some may not like limited menu options, I feel not having to play the hi / low haggle game was worth it. She did every request I asked for (hot towel), great back massage with lotion. I'd rather pay my hard earned money to someone who earns my business with respect than some of these greedy cartel leaches who are so difficult to deal with. Dreamed I left happy.

Stay safe people.

[Fmjacob]

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[Member #4063]

I am taking a guess though that it has to do with 1) the term for a male at an early age 2) the name of an old SUV type truck made by International, or name of one who uses the motto "be prepared" followed by the word ROAD, although the address number or plaza name is not stated. Anyway, maybe BS is short for BSR. Or _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Road??

I follow the forum regularly and haven't a clue as to where this is. It is getting old to try and code to "hide" the names of places as if LE can't find out or already knows. I fully understand the need to be discrete in describing a session, but to fail to let others know the location seems a bit of overkill to me.

[Freedom2B]

I am taking a guess though that it has to do with 1) the term for a male at an early age 2) the name of an old SUV type truck made by International, or name of one who uses the motto "be prepared" followed by the word ROAD, although the address number or plaza name is not stated. Anyway, maybe BS is short for BSR. Or _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Road??

I may have written this prior post way to late at night, but if anyone thinks cryptic abbreviations cause uncle to not know, well, that seems to be ridiculous to me.

Massage therapy concern, who have to look legit, are registered, no different than a strip club, and the therapists or "therapists" have to have a certificate, just like strippers do.

All is registered, all is known by the Govt. Who causes the registration to occur and this data is available, and probably directly provided up front, to LE.

If BS means Boy Scout, then just say it. If other, than just say it, otherwise, the only persons who know what you are referring to are you and LEOs!

Newbies or out of towners sure won't, and if they PM you the will not get a response with them not being a trusted senior member anyway. With AMPs or MPS or MT individuals, as with BP, CL, or other advertisers, it is a crap shoot and / or a roulette game. At any time, their number could be next.

As elsewhere, use of the $$. 5 code to mean 250 does not make any legal sense either and is hated by many as many posters inadvertently use it incorrectly with confusion and this causes more confusion with readers. It is meaningless to use as it, by inference, according to attorneys, is tangible and material. Even if $ was only ONE dollar, it is tangible and material versus meaning 100. Sign or not in front of it. Even 100 roses is tangible and material. That is why everything posted here is actually fictional and memoirs of a dream or a tall tale told to you by your landscaper or home decorator or attorney or lawn service guy or pool guy, etc. Etc. Etc. It all cannot be real as it is potentially evidentiary. Everything is traceable to, no anonymity. So be careful in your posts and remember, ego can work against you so. For me, I observe, I read, I get entertained, I learn I sometimes tell stories of thoughts, dreams or those same things from other friends which I relay here.

Maybe I should not post so early in the AM after a bad nights sleep either.

[Freedom2B]

Anyone who follows this section knows very well where BS is and who Barbie is. I'm just glad she is back since I had word previously she was now in New York. I guess lure of SWFL snowbird spending changed her mind.

I am taking a guess though that it has to do with 1) the term for a male at an early age 2) the name of an old SUV type truck made by International, or name of one who uses the motto "be prepared" followed by the word ROAD, although the address number or plaza name is not stated. Anyway, maybe BS is short for BSR. Or _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Road??

[AllanAlso]

You didn't name the parlor!

Anyone who follows this section knows very well where BS is and who Barbie is. I'm just glad she is back since I had word previously she was now in New York. I guess lure of SWFL snowbird spending changed her mind.

[RayLatoole]

You didn't name the parlor!

Because it was copied out of a penthouse, letters to the editor section.

[Tenor239]

I've never really wrote about my experiences yet but figured maybe time to start. Last Thursday I stopped by and saw a women who was cute in the face, a little more heavy set but a sweetheart. I didn't catch her name but I stayed for the full hour and it felt great. Finally when it came down to flip she asked what I wanted so I told her FS which she agreed at a low price. She did a CBJ for a bit and then she went right into it. The little bit of weight was over shadowed by the nice rack and great personality. The second time I went wasn't so god. I ran into another women who's name I do not recall and should would go farther the a CBJ which was kind of upsetting and then wanted to charge 100 for that which I could not believe. Thursday though I finally met Barbie and my god she is the full package. Beautiful and completely nice. We talked for a bit then went right into FS. From now on that's who I will see absolutely 10 put of 10 *. Hope this helps and happy hunting.

You didn't name the parlor!

[NewBreed2236]

I've never really wrote about my experiences yet but figured maybe time to start. Last Thursday I stopped by and saw a women who was cute in the face, a little more heavy set but a sweetheart. I didn't catch her name but I stayed for the full hour and it felt great. Finally when it came down to flip she asked what I wanted so I told her FS which she agreed at a low price. She did a CBJ for a bit and then she went right into it. The little bit of weight was over shadowed by the nice rack and great personality. The second time I went wasn't so god. I ran into another women who's name I do not recall and should would go farther the a CBJ which was kind of upsetting and then wanted to charge 100 for that which I could not believe. Thursday though I finally met Barbie and my god she is the full package. Beautiful and completely nice. We talked for a bit then went right into FS. From now on that's who I will see absolutely 10 put of 10 *. Hope this helps and happy hunting.

[Lumpy46]

So I had a dream about the new Jade Spa in the Cape and their introductory grand opening special for hour of 60. Thought what the hell. Guys, save your money. Totally lame. Was taken to a room by a very shy spinner. Asked for ts first, she told me wait 10 minute, massage first then go. So got comfortable, she came in and covered me in a huge towel from head to toe. The started my massage which was very lame. WTF?? Went to TS, and her co-worker was in there bathing herself. Also an adjacent room had a bed and all kinds of clothing and tv on. They must live there. On the TS, no teasing what so ever. Not even soap up the boys. Very disappointed. Dry off back to room, towel on me again. No teasing. Went to the flip, she wanted $$ for BBBJ. I said no thanks the standard will do. Oiled me up and I tried to roam and slid my hand up and found out she was on the rag!! I blew my load and hopped out of there. So disappointing. Don't waste you money guys.

[Paul Hamnet]

Besides having problems with women I've dated who want me to take them on a sak's 5th AV shopping spree as a condition of a date, the reasons why I prefer AMPs to BP providers & strippers are the following:

1. Poor hygene: I always come freshly showered & clean. Not all but a lot of strippers & escorts make me gag when they reek of either body odor, cig smoke, or the worst of all, a vagina that smells like a dead fish! My experience was great in the Tampa / st Pete area. The girls were not only clean but they were polite & nice for the most part. Down here while a lot of the girls at the AMP's are not the best looking, at least mostly they were clean.

2. On time most of the time: if you call an AMP ahead of time they will mostly accommodate you even if it is a little bit past closing. Now for the rundown. I was dreaming in south Naples when I skipped massage ylan near Taco Bell because the girl there was neither friendly not attractive. I hit the AMP on 41 south of rattlesnake hammock rd to take advantage of their $39 hh special. Table shower was followed up by the offer by a somewhat attractive Asian girl of FS for $170! She was demanding in almost an angry way that I pay her mo money. Left with an unload for. 50 but did not leave happy. Will not return. She never gave me the hot towel I politely asked for!

[Member #4063]

I read this thread once in a while and it always seems that everything is overpriced and cavetching about it, rightfully so. I just do not get why pay so much. It seems better to just go fine a SW, get a. 3 BBBJ, then go to a legit licensed masseuse for a 30 to 40 min real massage, then you even have enough left over to go fetch another BBBJ with a QVisit on BP or again with a good sucker on the street. I guess an expensive HJ HE is good enough for some, but I just do not get it. These places get busted too as they are always a target for LEO.

Is the only upside that you lust for an asian chick and none are to be found on BP? Maybe not on BP in Ft. Myers area, but many cities have the asian "syndicate" running gals on a circuit in motels for a full BP adventure, which many do like, although often it can be a disappointment with them as well, it seems from reviews I have read.

A couple of reasons, first the risk of a SW is way too high for me as it relates to LE, I can not take any risk there and AMPs just are not anywhere like that. Second I like a good massage with a great tease before the finish, which may or may not be FS. If you establish a connection to a provider over time it gets better and better as she knows exactly what you like and how to provide it.

[Gotj17]

I read this thread once in a while and it always seems that everything is overpriced and cavetching about it, rightfully so. I just do not get why pay so much. It seems better to just go fine a SW, get a. 3 BBBJ, then go to a legit licensed masseuse for a 30 to 40 min real massage, then you even have enough left over to go fetch another BBBJ with a QVisit on BP or again with a good sucker on the street. I guess an expensive HJ HE is good enough for some, but I just do not get it. These places get busted too as they are always a target for LEO.

Is the only upside that you lust for an asian chick and none are to be found on BP? Maybe not on BP in Ft. Myers area, but many cities have the asian "syndicate" running gals on a circuit in motels for a full BP adventure, which many do like, although often it can be a disappointment with them as well, it seems from reviews I have read.

Trucker has some good points that I agree with. Another reason is the Dance and the search for that great girl.

It was a lot more fun when it was a max of 160 reasons for everything including a massage.

And BUSH. I miss it so much! At least you do find a few more ladies leave a small patch lately.

[Freedom2B]

I prefer the convenience. I can just walk right in. I hate waiting for callbacks. Sometimes you get to the location for the 2nd call / txt and it may or may not come, that's IF they even call you back. I also know that worst case scenario, you walk out with a so-so massage. No pimps, druggies, cops, ex's and no one stealing from you. It's very difficult to find a regular BP gal who is available at my erratic work schedule and be available when I'm in need.

All good points, value gained is not free or cheap. Understood.