Strip Club Reports

[Lips1963]

Some services are easier to hide than others iun the semi-obscured (by opaque curtain) dance areas but the layuout isn't the best for private activities.

I had never gone until last year befause cumberland always seemed out of the way but when I google mapped it I discovered it's maybe a a mile off rte 1 really easy to get to from 95. But if you are going to drive an hour to go to a RI club you might as well add another 15-20 minutes and have your choice of clubs.

Thank you! I guess that answers my questions--but if anyone has any specific ladies in there good for takeout, I'd be much obliged to hear about them!

[iamioman]

... By services, I mean getting laid or at bare minumimum a decent BBBJ. But I suppose if they don't really have acceptable private facilities for that, I guess it would only be good for take-out, at least for my purposes.

Some services are easier to hide than others iun the semi-obscured (by opaque curtain) dance areas but the layuout isn't the best for private activities.

And getting to Mickey's would be quite a distance for me, so I am grateful for this info before making that 2 hour round trip!

I had never gone until last year befause cumberland always seemed out of the way but when I google mapped it I discovered it's maybe a a mile off rte 1 really easy to get to from 95. But if you are going to drive an hour to go to a RI club you might as well add another 15-20 minutes and have your choice of clubs.

[Lips1963]

You need to go to the club you have some misconception about what the club is like. There is NO champagne room, there is NO private booth, there is an curtained area with two 3-sided closets / cubicles right up against one wall of the club. You can see through the curtains from the club. You sit in the 'booth' facing the club you are looking out into the club. It's not private.

As for negotiating up front? What's the big deal? You are paying $20 and getting a 5 minute dance. That's as good a price as you are going to find at any club in RI for a lapdance (other than the $10/ dance timeslots at Fantasies if they are still offering those). Of course if you are paying $30-50 to the club and another $100+ to a dancer you want to make sure you know what you will be getting, but you are paying TWENTY DOLLARS. If you ONLY got a vanilla lapdance you got your $20 worth.

Again keep it in perspective. You aren't paying Florida or Champagne Room prices and paying the dancer $100+ you are paying $20, or $40 if you want 10 minutes. Spend $20 get a dance see what vibe you get from the dancer. If you aren't willing or able to spend $20 now and then to find a dancer who'll give you kind of dance why ou want you should probably find another hobby.

Thanks for the info, much appreciated. But I think you mis-understood me. I was not talking about negotiating prices of lapdances, I don't generally get lapdances. My modus operandi has always been to simply chat them up and buy them a drink and negotiate services. By services, I mean getting laid or at bare minumimum a decent BBBJ. But I suppose if they don't really have acceptable private facilities for that, I guess it would only be good for take-out, at least for my purposes.

Anyway, I DO really appreciate your answering my questions about this place because as I said, in New England the only club I am familar with was the former Cheaters. And getting to Mickey's would be quite a distance for me, so I am grateful for this info before making that 2 hour round trip!

So I guess my next question, and my last one about this Mickey's, is whether anyone has ever gotten good take-out out from there, and if so, any specific recommendations for particular girls for take-out? Thanks!

[iamioman]

So the girls in there won't negotiate specific services up front? I never heard of that! Most of my experience in New England was at Cheaters. And I would NEVER go into the booth with a Cheaters girl without negotiating EVERYTHING. Even then you get scammers. And in Florida in a previous life, it was ALWAYS like that, nobody went into a CR without knowing EXACTLY what the girl was willing to do! In ALL the clubs. So you are saying these girls in there won't say what they will do upfront? Is this because of LE bullshit, or what? Do these girls also expect you to pay upfront as well?

You need to go to the club you have some misconception about what the club is like. There is NO champagne room, there is NO private booth, there is an curtained area with two 3-sided closets / cubicles right up against one wall of the club. You can see through the curtains from the club. You sit in the 'booth' facing the club you are looking out into the club. It's not private.

As for negotiating up front? What's the big deal? You are paying $20 and getting a 5 minute dance. That's as good a price as you are going to find at any club in RI for a lapdance (other than the $10/ dance timeslots at Fantasies if they are still offering those). Of course if you are paying $30-50 to the club and another $100+ to a dancer you want to make sure you know what you will be getting, but you are paying TWENTY DOLLARS. If you ONLY got a vanilla lapdance you got your $20 worth.

Again keep it in perspective. You aren't paying Florida or Champagne Room prices and paying the dancer $100+ you are paying $20, or $40 if you want 10 minutes. Spend $20 get a dance see what vibe you get from the dancer. If you aren't willing or able to spend $20 now and then to find a dancer who'll give you kind of dance why ou want you should probably find another hobby.

[Lips1963]

A $20 chip gets you 5 minutes of time. From that 10 goes to the dancer, 10 to the house. My experience is that extras aren't automatic, no matter who the girl is. The variables include bouncers / owner paying attention, if the dancer has seen you before. My advice is to sit on the back side of the bar, and ask the dancer "how good" the dance will be. No guarantees. These girls aren't nearly as money hungry as the other RI clubs.

So the girls in there won't negotiate specific services up front? I never heard of that! Most of my experience in New England was at Cheaters. And I would NEVER go into the booth with a Cheaters girl without negotiating EVERYTHING. Even then you get scammers. And in Florida in a previous life, it was ALWAYS like that, nobody went into a CR without knowing EXACTLY what the girl was willing to do! In ALL the clubs. So you are saying these girls in there won't say what they will do upfront? Is this because of LE bullshit, or what? Do these girls also expect you to pay upfront as well?

[Lips1963]

A $20 chip gets you 5 minutes of time. From that 10 goes to the dancer, 10 to the house. My experience is that extras aren't automatic, no matter who the girl is. The variables include bouncers / owner paying attention, if the dancer has seen you before. My advice is to sit on the back side of the bar, and ask the dancer "how good" the dance will be. No guarantees. These girls aren't nearly as money hungry as the other RI clubs.

Thank you.

[OreoCookie]

Thanks for the info. But a hand job is DEFINITELY NOT "all I need"! But could you please let me know how much a "dance chip" is? I assume you pay for time with those? How much time do you get for a chip and how much are those chips? Thanks.

A $20 chip gets you 5 minutes of time. From that 10 goes to the dancer, 10 to the house. My experience is that extras aren't automatic, no matter who the girl is. The variables include bouncers / owner paying attention, if the dancer has seen you before. My advice is to sit on the back side of the bar, and ask the dancer "how good" the dance will be. No guarantees. These girls aren't nearly as money hungry as the other RI clubs.

[Lips1963]

I would say FS is very unlikely, the booth isn't that comfortable. I've had BBBJ a few times (although it depends on the gal) . Girls typically don't usually talk $$ but. 4 or. 6 will usually make them happy, on top of the 2 chip dance fee (one chip might be fun, but probably won't get you off) . There's a gal that gives a good HJ. And that's probably all you need. Don't tip more than .1 if no extras are received.

Thanks for the info. But a hand job is DEFINITELY NOT "all I need"! But could you please let me know how much a "dance chip" is? I assume you pay for time with those? How much time do you get for a chip and how much are those chips? Thanks.

[OreoCookie]

Can you get FS in Mickeys? And what are the damages for that? And was the blow job BBBJ? What were the damages for that? Thanks.

I would say FS is very unlikely, the booth isn't that comfortable. I've had BBBJ a few times (although it depends on the gal) . Girls typically don't usually talk $$ but. 4 or. 6 will usually make them happy, on top of the 2 chip dance fee (one chip might be fun, but probably won't get you off) . There's a gal that gives a good HJ. And that's probably all you need. Don't tip more than .1 if no extras are received.

[Lips1963]

Can you get FS in Mickeys? And what are the damages for that? And was the blow job BBBJ? What were the damages for that? Thanks.

Mickeys has been hit or miss for me, one of the old sportman's ho's is in there afternoons. I think it's Christine, let's me finger her pussy while she's sitting next to me at the bar so that's always fun. Earlier this year, had a chick actually suck on my dick for only a short moment behind the curtain. She didn't get the gravy so I had blue balls all the way home. Desires if you put in the time and $$ is most always reliable, Zebra does not impress, but I've only dropped in once during the day, full bar of thugs and expensive Brazilians.

[SouthShoreAlex]

Went there last week just out of curiosity:

Saw Toree: older, great tight body, good attitude, fun. Only bar dances but she was sweet.

Jade: younger but the body was a little bit bigger, sweet, but not my type.

Autumn: cute blonde, great boobs, lots of fun in the lap dance area.

April: cute blonde, older, lots of fun in the lap dance area.

Don't expect young beauties there. But there are some fun, MILF's who have great attitudes and appreciate a nice, clean guy. Didn't ask about extras, didn't seem possible but the lap dance area is nice, behind a sheer curtain (can see right into the club). $20 buys a ticket to get a dance, they set an egg timer for five minutes and you tip accordingly after the dance or dances.

Cheap drinks, clean inside and no guys in there that will bother you.

Unlike. Wild Zebra, seriously all the boyfriends (pimps, dealers) make the place pretty uncomfortable. Saw one girl Bailey, smoking hot blond, great legs, ass, tits but a horrible attitude. She asked me why I was at the worst club in the state. I left soon after.

Mickeys has been hit or miss for me, one of the old sportman's ho's is in there afternoons. I think it's Christine, let's me finger her pussy while she's sitting next to me at the bar so that's always fun. Earlier this year, had a chick actually suck on my dick for only a short moment behind the curtain. She didn't get the gravy so I had blue balls all the way home. Desires if you put in the time and $$ is most always reliable, Zebra does not impress, but I've only dropped in once during the day, full bar of thugs and expensive Brazilians.

[Laxer7]

Other than the post below does anyone know anything about her. Does she do anything outside the club? She's pretty hot. Would love to know. Thanks for the help.

[MattBr]

Went there last week just out of curiosity:

Saw Toree: older, great tight body, good attitude, fun. Only bar dances but she was sweet.

Jade: younger but the body was a little bit bigger, sweet, but not my type.

Autumn: cute blonde, great boobs, lots of fun in the lap dance area.

April: cute blonde, older, lots of fun in the lap dance area.

Don't expect young beauties there. But there are some fun, MILF's who have great attitudes and appreciate a nice, clean guy. Didn't ask about extras, didn't seem possible but the lap dance area is nice, behind a sheer curtain (can see right into the club). $20 buys a ticket to get a dance, they set an egg timer for five minutes and you tip accordingly after the dance or dances.

Cheap drinks, clean inside and no guys in there that will bother you.

Unlike. Wild Zebra, seriously all the boyfriends (pimps, dealers) make the place pretty uncomfortable. Saw one girl Bailey, smoking hot blond, great legs, ass, tits but a horrible attitude. She asked me why I was at the worst club in the state. I left soon after.

[Worcmass]

Yeah, she is awesome. She gave me her number but I did not end up dreaming with her OTC because she wasn't cool with some of my requests. Haven't seen her around at CL lately. Texted her to find out and haven't heard back.

Yes, I had her digits too but a new phone and lost contacts screwed me bug time! Care to share them via PM?

[iamioman]

Has anyone visited Eggs and Legs lately? Never been but it's been around for many many years. How is the food and women?

Food is decent diner quality. Not fancy but decent spread. No one dancing wants to be there at 6 AM, but there's usually at least a few smoking hot dancers. And even an average dancer at FL is several steps up in quality from WZ or CF. Decent lap dances to be had don't know about more, dancers don't seem to be selling as much as later in the day.