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[Member #5794]

http://losangeles.backpage.com/BodyR...ottie/49666472

This one is not a hottie. She is old, she may be over 40. Her place stinks like kitty litter and her body is just about the greatest proof that our bodies are falling to the earth and that acceleration is not the same as gravity.

[Willie23]

Its TGTBT. That girl using fake pux. No way a girl that great looking is posting on BP. She's got to be one of those Colombian UG models / fitness babes. Or just a cam girl.

What's she doing with that syringe?

[GimmeMoreHead]

Anyone seen this hottie? http://la.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts...ction/72135941.

Its TGTBT. That girl using fake pux. No way a girl that great looking is posting on BP. She's got to be one of those Colombian UG models / fitness babes. Or just a cam girl.

[Chris Wake]

I don't know what this chick's game is anymore.

http://la.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts...-done/71704582

One moment you set up something to get a beej and the next she's ignoring your calls when you're in the area and instead sends you texts of hentai instead of directions. Time wasted and Ivy Lane isn't picking up her phone today.

Massive boner kill. Probably will rub one out later.

This is not how I want to spend my last night before going to the Philippines tomorrow for vacation.

I miss girls like Mia Domore. They're up and ready for anytime of the day when you need to get one off and offer their heads for fucking.

[Chris Wake]

Whats in the bag tho, party supplies?

His effed up teeth.

[BurnOut99]

I think bellahearts married lachineseguy and he gave her his messenger bag.

Whats in the bag tho, party supplies?

[Pudgy68]

Not normally into thick girls, but tempted this time. Anyone saw her before?

http://www.bitchesofbackpage.com/323-901-9764/

http://longbeach.backpage.com/Female...-best/71174156

Also, for HX crowd, anyone knows what recently happened to BellaHearts account? Seems its gone and so is her old site.

Thanks!

She used to be on HX, but the handle escapes me. In fact she had two handles. I wanted to see her but had mixed reviews on top of conflicts with other females on the site.

[Great11]

http://templeofbliss.com/therapists/geneva-dream/

SO this is the fresh meat at temple of personality disorders. The last two pictures on the page are most accurate, the first three are fucken gwen stefani overmaked up shit. And by the way, why the fuck can't stefani get a fucken tit job, she has enough botox to make julia roberts embrassed.

But I digress. Lately, temple of bliss has been inundated with cluster b anti social growlers who are just not nice or in the case of the black gal there, not enough performance.

The only one there worth a damn has been nadia everheart and I think since some dude fingered her and posted about it, she has toned it down. All the rest, save maybe tiana moon, are desultory.

In comes geneva dream. This one is 5 foot 1 with small titties and a cute Bush. She is timid, she is not into body to body, but had she been I would have painted the fucken walls.

She is compact, but I bet that pussy is better than a smart car. She is just too cute for anything. She does not really do a long massage and had no complaints doing some long term dick labor on me.

She was a little stingy with the lube and did not let me see her cooter. I like her a lot, if any of you fuckers fuck this one up, I will make you get a massage from shivakti the old bag on the site who mandates that there be a schedule for like a whole year out.

Bro she looks great what does she offer? Just HJ.

[FlyinHawaiian]

Not normally into thick girls, but tempted this time. Anyone saw her before?

http://www.bitchesofbackpage.com/323-901-9764/

http://longbeach.backpage.com/Female...-best/71174156

Also, for HX crowd, anyone knows what recently happened to BellaHearts account? Seems its gone and so is her old site.

Thanks!

Another user did a review on here and TOFTT and said the pics are fake.

[Member #5794]

It is unprofessional to not respond to an email asking for a session after you said a session was available.

Thank you.

[Amalgam154]

Here are some tips for all you pimps:

1. Allow for phone calls. Your girl is not going to go indie just because she takes a call. Texting only is really a tip off that someone is managing the account. I mean, texting me when you know I am on my way on the freeway, and I call back and no one answers?

2. keep the room free of guy shit. Do not leave old spice in the shower, do not have your underwear on the floor.

3. Weed. Try not to have your girl completely stoned. And do not have the table full of buds just sitting there.

4. tats. I have never read a review when someone says, she was really hot but only if she had tats like some dude's last name above her ass. Tone that shit down.

5. clean room. Dead giveaway is a messy room. You need not prove einstein's geometric proofs of relativity by leaving all your shit on the floor. Only guys do that.

6. delays. 8:30 pm is 8:30 pm, not 8:30 pm plus I need 10 minutes to make sure the pimp leaves the room.

7. return. Do not come up in the elevator when I am coming down. You can wait.

8. services. It will not, trust me, affect your relationship if you let girlie blow me BBBJ or jerk me off.

9. Male penis. If I am texting or callling for a session, do not tell me that 6 hours from now is good. Duh.

All of these are true. Mostly waiting the 10 to 15 minutes after I have already arrived. Yea, I know your pimp has to walk out. And no, your pimp shouldn't have you texting during a session. Thats a way to kill income. I won't see a girl again if she is trying to text and service. Fuck that.

[Member #5794]

Not normally into thick girls, but tempted this time. Anyone saw her before?

http://www.bitchesofbackpage.com/323-901-9764/

http://longbeach.backpage.com/Female...-best/71174156

Also, for HX crowd, anyone knows what recently happened to BellaHearts account? Seems its gone and so is her old site.

Thanks!

I think bellahearts married lachineseguy and he gave her his messenger bag.

[GimmeMoreHead]

Not normally into thick girls, but tempted this time. Anyone saw her before?

http://www.bitchesofbackpage.com/323-901-9764/

http://longbeach.backpage.com/Female...-best/71174156

Also, for HX crowd, anyone knows what recently happened to BellaHearts account? Seems its gone and so is her old site.

Thanks!

I'm definitely into thick girls. I hit her up about a week ago but I didn't get any response. I called and texted a few times and nothing. At first I though she's TGTBT because the pics look good as hell. Her body looks great in pics. But she needs to answer her phone so she can get some of my money LOL. That pic where she's doing the splits put me over the top. Damn that ass looks amazing. If you get too see her let us know how it goes.

[BurnOut99]

Not normally into thick girls, but tempted this time. Anyone saw her before?

http://www.bitchesofbackpage.com/323-901-9764/

http://longbeach.backpage.com/Female...-best/71174156

Also, for HX crowd, anyone knows what recently happened to BellaHearts account? Seems its gone and so is her old site.

Thanks!

[Member #5794]

Here are some tips for all you pimps:

1. Allow for phone calls. Your girl is not going to go indie just because she takes a call. Texting only is really a tip off that someone is managing the account. I mean, texting me when you know I am on my way on the freeway, and I call back and no one answers?

2. keep the room free of guy shit. Do not leave old spice in the shower, do not have your underwear on the floor.

3. Weed. Try not to have your girl completely stoned. And do not have the table full of buds just sitting there.

4. tats. I have never read a review when someone says, she was really hot but only if she had tats like some dude's last name above her ass. Tone that shit down.

5. clean room. Dead giveaway is a messy room. You need not prove einstein's geometric proofs of relativity by leaving all your shit on the floor. Only guys do that.

6. delays. 8:30 pm is 8:30 pm, not 8:30 pm plus I need 10 minutes to make sure the pimp leaves the room.

7. return. Do not come up in the elevator when I am coming down. You can wait.

8. services. It will not, trust me, affect your relationship if you let girlie blow me BBBJ or jerk me off.

9. Male penis. If I am texting or callling for a session, do not tell me that 6 hours from now is good. Duh.