Massage Parlor Reports

[Love Massage]

Went last week. New ladies! I get older 50 one medium build flat ass bolt ons ok. Smoker cough dark long over should black hair looked like she just woke up from a 1:00 in afternoon nap. Want $140.00 + $40 half hr. Won't repeat. Wish I had the younger gal! Yes Asian!

[Love Massage]

I see a report that mybe new girl named Yoko! Any one partake? Pm if you have.

Has new posting! Says new hot staff! Who wants toftt? Done it twice! Bad luck I must say! Love there place! But old mean ladies! Wish they would read this!

[Love Massage]

I see a report that mybe new girl named Yoko! Any one partake? Pm if you have.

[JJLetsPlay]

Having been to all three, I still prefer TLC. All seem to be a hit and miss, but I hit more often at TLC than I do at Spring and Happy.

Do a hh and hope for the best. One can usually tell when the masseuse walks into the room, but by then it is too late to walk. If you do an hour, then you will most likely get 45 m and feel gypped.

Mac, Is there any current particular provider at TLC / Kzoo, that you Think Is Best? If So Recommendation would be Appreciated. Post or PM. Thanks, JJ.

[GingerBeard]

Having been to all three, I still prefer TLC. All seem to be a hit and miss, but I hit more often at TLC than I do at Spring and Happy.

Do a hh and hope for the best. One can usually tell when the masseuse walks into the room, but by then it is too late to walk. If you do an hour, then you will most likely get 45 m and feel gypped.

I was thinking of stopping in at TLC. Any recent updates? Pm's welcome.

[Macatawa]

Having been to all three, I still prefer TLC. All seem to be a hit and miss, but I hit more often at TLC than I do at Spring and Happy.

Do a hh and hope for the best. One can usually tell when the masseuse walks into the room, but by then it is too late to walk. If you do an hour, then you will most likely get 45 m and feel gypped.

[JJLetsPlay]

Thinking of getting a massage, and sprinkle is the closest for me. I prefer them young, anyone know any names I should drop when I get there, or is it worth it to drive to a BC location when I can find the time? PM details if necessary.

GD, TLC has been Weak for Years Now. Facility, Mgmt & Talent. Always worth drive to BC. Happy has had stable / good MPs for quite a while & Spring, after a lull in talent has new providers. We all must stay away from TLC / kzoo, till they decide to recreate themselves. Happy & Safe Hunting.

[Kazoomick]

Thinking of getting a massage, and sprinkle is the closest for me. I prefer them young, anyone know any names I should drop when I get there, or is it worth it to drive to a BC location when I can find the time? PM details if necessary.

The last time TLC had anyone remotely young was when the current 40-50 year olds there were young. 30 min drive to BC may be your best bet. Check the BC forum. There's a recent entry about Spring having someone new.

[GypseyDanger]

Thinking of getting a massage, and sprinkle is the closest for me. I prefer them young, anyone know any names I should drop when I get there, or is it worth it to drive to a BC location when I can find the time? PM details if necessary.

[Electronman]

For me it is easy. It costs anywhere from at least 100 for 30 min to 200 for 60 at any AMP. It costs one dollar a minute at MW.

While there is nothing beyond a massage, the massage that they give quite often is better than "just" a massage as offered by most therapists. Yes, it is legal, but it is more relaxed while staying that way. Sometimes I simply enjoy that and it is enough. I leave happy granted maybe only by my own hand, but my wallet also is much happier. I leave with no regrets.

As for an AMP versus a regular provider, there is no comparison IMO. I can get more with an SP than I can get with an AMP.

Thanks for the explanation. It never occurred to me to go to an AMP or any spa discussed on this web site for JUST a massage. In my limited experience, the typical AMP "massage only" charges are $40 for 30 minutes and for $60 for 60 minutes, not including any tip.

Have fun at MW!

[Macatawa]

Not being critical but I don't get it- why so much discussion and repeat business for Massage Works when they offer so little (beyond a massage)?

By contrast, Happy Spa (Battle Creek, about a half hour east of Kalamazoo) has two attractive middle aged Korean women (Connie and Tina) who provide an enjoyable spa experience.

For me it is easy. It costs anywhere from at least 100 for 30 min to 200 for 60 at any AMP. It costs one dollar a minute at MW.

While there is nothing beyond a massage, the massage that they give quite often is better than "just" a massage as offered by most therapists. Yes, it is legal, but it is more relaxed while staying that way. Sometimes I simply enjoy that and it is enough. I leave happy granted maybe only by my own hand, but my wallet also is much happier. I leave with no regrets.

As for an AMP versus a regular provider, there is no comparison IMO. I can get more with an SP than I can get with an AMP.

[Electronman]

Not being critical but I don't get it- why so much discussion and repeat business for Massage Works when they offer so little (beyond a massage)?

By contrast, Happy Spa (Battle Creek, about a half hour east of Kalamazoo) has two attractive middle aged Korean women (Connie and Tina) who provide an enjoyable spa experience.

[Macatawa]

Last time I saw her she did my back for almost full hour. Just the back, not back of the legs. Just the torso and didn't ask me to flip until last 10 minutes. I was so mad that day. Wasted 60.

I know what you mean. Earlier last year, she did the same thing to me. I quit going for months. When I went back in the fall, things were more normal and it was the SOP again. I think if either thinks you (or me) is after more, then they back off being afraid of a bust.

And yet, I have had noting more than a massage there.

[WildPlayer]

Standard procedure is to do the back half for about 30 and then do the front for about 30. Usually the girl does alot of back and buttocks during the back half. And when the front half is done, then alot of chest is done with some legs.

I find that if I try to rush them to the front, then they get irritated.

Last time I saw her she did my back for almost full hour. Just the back, not back of the legs. Just the torso and didn't ask me to flip until last 10 minutes. I was so mad that day. Wasted 60.

[Macatawa]

I am all for taking their lead. I always let them lead any place I go. However, this was my 3rd or 4th time at massage works and I buy 60 minutes. But after good 20 minutes they didn't move on from my back to other desired places then my brain decided to take matters into my own hand. I am glad I did. Because I got the massage I needed.

Standard procedure is to do the back half for about 30 and then do the front for about 30. Usually the girl does alot of back and buttocks during the back half. And when the front half is done, then alot of chest is done with some legs.

I find that if I try to rush them to the front, then they get irritated.