The Rat Trap

[PharmaGuy]

Interesting question, and for those of us who have met her I agree with the member who said she looks like Kaley Cuoco. They could be sisters, except Michele has bigger tits. Google Kaley and you will see.

As for her "business," I doubt this little ruckus has affected it any. She is busy all the time and turns guys away. That hasn't changed. As most who she has not contacted back will attest, she has a very stringent clearing process. Her choice to do it.

And, last but not least, your chance of ever dating her? Probably not going to happen in this lifetime. So, you and the one or two that agree with this rant can continue to boycott her. She won't notice it.

Simply said, the girl doesn't need a white knight and I don't think anyone has done that. All the reviews I have ever read are accurate to my experiences with her, the good ones and even the couple of bad ones. She isn't perfect and has pissed one or two off. But she is gorgeous and a really wonderful date.

C3.

DALLAS Lmfao!!

This frugal fuq complains about $10 fuqn bucks, lives in the hills, gets his wardrobe at Walmart, his shack is decorated by habitat for humanity, and he has no fuqn clue what Ruth Chris is. LOL. He couldn't afford 5 min. with her.

*****, here's your sign.

Good Luck son, oh, and I'll let her know you were asking about her, bahahahaha!!

PG.

Return of the Shiny White Knight.

Check ' mutha F'ing' Mate.

[Alligator19]

It's been a little while since I checked in with the board. When I come up for air I find the ole Rat Trap is embroiled in scandal and controversy!

Er, well, at least embroiled in a mildly aggressive discussion over when (or if) the customer is always right and whether or not SP's need to have change at the ready like they're a hot dog vendor at Shea Stadium. All that, and I'm only on like page four of the conversation.

For those interested in discussing another topic. And perhaps venting about another aspect of the hobby that annoys them, I would be delighted to present one: The CONTACT ME verbiage on a donation page.

I've found in my limited hobbying experience that I like it when a provider has their own personal website. It gives access to a few pics and gives at least some relative assurance that the sp is not LEO and it's a sign that they take this serious and are going to be somewhat professional.

But, what I DO NOT like is when they have a space for a donation amount and instead of an amount it says "contact me".

In most cases, what I am looking for is information. That amount is an important piece of that information. I'd prefer to know it prior to contacting you.

I understand that things change and that number may not be set in stone. But, ladies, we are talking about donation rates for your time and companionship. Not energy futures. I can't imagine that they would fluctuate so wildly that you could not update a website every so often. Do us a favor. Give us some intel!

That concludes my public service message for the day.

[Camera3]

Yeah. You are right. What was I thinking?

C3.

There you go using logic again. It's not going to make a dent with this guy. LOL.

[Sexifun]

Unfortunately with the exception of Savanna, I don't think ANY of you will ever get my point in regards to the ten bucks change that was refused back to a customer by that shitty SP michelle1. Its sad but very true. Mongers as I anticipated will RUN to her side with there white knight outfits shiny white! We even have Mystical defending this shitty SP'S inexcusable actions. Camera3 however did make a good point, The monger could of and should of, simply excused himself and went down to the lobby of her hotel for change OR he could have went to the nearest gas station or convenient store and gotten change. That is 100 percent what I personally would have done. She would not have received my extra ten bucks basically for nothing. The bottom line is the ten bucks should have been returned to this monger (AND YES C3 the customer is ALWAYS right) immediately upon his request to this SP / Again I ask the question who in the hell does michelle1 think she is? My personal opinion is that michelle1 should reach out to this monger via PM and make this ten buck issue right. She should apologize for her actions and allow the monger to go and pick up his ten bucks from her. It has been long enough michelle1, I'm sure you have change by fucking NOW!

Douche bag city.

It's a horrible idea to keep a bunch of cash on you when your in this business. First if you are busted cash is confiscated, and secondly and MOST important escorts are an easy mark for robbery (what are we going to do call the cops and yes I had an unfortunate incident years ago that made me change certain things about my sessions) At the time when some want to be gangster decided to rob me (I was in my apartment on I drive at the time NOT a hotel) he was in for a rude awakening. He pulled a gun on me in my bedroom as I came out of the bathroom. What he failed to realize after refiling thru my drawers that I had a safe in my closet, I told him my money was in my purse in the living room (which thankfully had a screened in porch) when we went out to living room I backed out to the porch in lingerie no less as he was going thru my purse he grabbed my last appointments money (100) as he was doing this I went out on porch and yelled down to my neighbor for help (an Xgames skateboarder) dude ran out my door and as he was going down the stairs got slapped in the face with a long board breaking his nose (it pays to be nice to your neighbors) he left with nothing and minus his pistol. I googled his number and he had an ad on craiglist selling his car. He was visited by friends and given a strong warning by some jersey friends. If you come to see a provider NEVER assume she has change if it's a real problem get change beforehand but also remember a tip goes a long ways and can get you a discounted session the next time or better service. He had been there before, he knew the deal and if 10 bucks is going to break you, you shouldn't be in the hobby.

Now go ahead chris tear me apart but sm know this happened to me and caused me to be much more cautious. Never keep cash in your place of business. Oh and by the way chris and savanna if you start some bs about me having management MANY sm on here have known me for years and know thars bs. Management is for suckers. My neighbor liked me and happened to be at the right place at the right time and it helped he wanted to get in my pants, but again quite a few people knew back then and at the time I was a real deal girl (look it up). No one owes anyone anything in this biz but an honest, good time which he had as evidenced by his multiple visits as quoted. My question to you is why (besides savanna and some SW) you continue to drag girls thru the mud. That is what REALLY seems like management. Just sayin. Especially by both you and savanna about her neighbors. What's that your goons? Oh and savanna you want to say yragyrg is some kinda serial killer? The only people here thst exhibit antisocial behavior, narcissism, or just straight out sociopathic behavior are you guys. Savanna you see conspiracy theories everywhere and chris you are drinking the koolaid. My last word is those that see these theories generally have a reason to worry perhaps that's why you have been run out of almost 3 counties in the 3 years since I have been back. [Deleted by Admin] So now go ahead and tell me about my bluelight specials and my shitty hotel (which is renting on expedia for 90 bucks a night) here's a saying you should know sticks and stones will well you know. And one last thing my name is tina not cindy and I'll be happy to verify but you don't have the balls to meet me. And ill even buy drinks. So either put up or stfu.

[Otwist]

Interesting question, and for those of us who have met her I agree with the member who said she looks like Kaley Cuoco. They could be sisters, except Michele has bigger tits. Google Kaley and you will see.

As for her "business," I doubt this little ruckus has affected it any. She is busy all the time and turns guys away. That hasn't changed. As most who she has not contacted back will attest, she has a very stringent clearing process. Her choice to do it.

And, last but not least, your chance of ever dating her? Probably not going to happen in this lifetime. So, you and the one or two that agree with this rant can continue to boycott her. She won't notice it.

Simply said, the girl doesn't need a white knight and I don't think anyone has done that. All the reviews I have ever read are accurate to my experiences with her, the good ones and even the couple of bad ones. She isn't perfect and has pissed one or two off. But she is gorgeous and a really wonderful date.

C3.

There you go using logic again. It's not going to make a dent with this guy. LOL.

[Camera3]

who in the hell does michelle1 think she is?
Douche bag city.

Interesting question, and for those of us who have met her I agree with the member who said she looks like Kaley Cuoco. They could be sisters, except Michele has bigger tits. Google Kaley and you will see.

As for her "business," I doubt this little ruckus has affected it any. She is busy all the time and turns guys away. That hasn't changed. As most who she has not contacted back will attest, she has a very stringent clearing process. Her choice to do it.

And, last but not least, your chance of ever dating her? Probably not going to happen in this lifetime. So, you and the one or two that agree with this rant can continue to boycott her. She won't notice it.

Simply said, the girl doesn't need a white knight and I don't think anyone has done that. All the reviews I have ever read are accurate to my experiences with her, the good ones and even the couple of bad ones. She isn't perfect and has pissed one or two off. But she is gorgeous and a really wonderful date.

C3.

[VerySlowly]

Unfortunately with the exception of Savanna, I don't think ANY of you will ever get my point in regards to the ten bucks change that was refused back to a customer by that shitty SP michelle1. Its sad but very true. Mongers as I anticipated will RUN to her side with there white knight outfits shiny white! We even have Mystical defending this shitty SP'S inexcusable actions. Camera3 however did make a good point, The monger could of and should of, simply excused himself and went down to the lobby of her hotel for change OR he could have went to the nearest gas station or convenient store and gotten change. That is 100 percent what I personally would have done. She would not have received my extra ten bucks basically for nothing. The bottom line is the ten bucks should have been returned to this monger (AND YES C3 the customer is ALWAYS right) immediately upon his request to this SP / Again I ask the question who in the hell does michelle1 think she is? My personal opinion is that michelle1 should reach out to this monger via PM and make this ten buck issue right. She should apologize for her actions and allow the monger to go and pick up his ten bucks from her. It has been long enough michelle1, I'm sure you have change by fucking NOW!

Douche bag city.

Just let ME give the guy his 10 bucks back and stop beating up this girl and this forum with this inane subject. The girl gets great reviews, you are talking the price of a fast food lunch!

You use the word restitution, brother that and the ankle bracelet tells me everything I need to know about you and you have the BALLS to judge other people over literally everything, to use your symbol STFU and return to the "Crime hills" rat nest you 'live' in.

VS.

[Chris5]

AGAIN the 10 LOUSY DOLLARS wasn't yours! The negative review isn't YOURS TO WRITE! Christopher how do you even know that she is a "Shitty" SP, have you ever had a dream with her? I mean seriously honey you can't say that a leopard has spots if you've never seen one now can you? You are your own man doing YOUR own thing. Let these "Men" worry about their own bullshit! Having problems digesting my words, you've got my phone number.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

Lets think about this for just a minute. It is possible the sp did not have the $10 for change but even if she did, if the guy wants to spend the exact amount he should go in only with what he is willing to spend. There have been a few times I did not feel like stopping to get change and just figured the extra 5 or 10 bucks was a tip. And I'm quite sure if the guy had not made such a big deal out of it, his time spent with her would have been much more enjoyable! BTW, I love reading the trap. Even though most of what I read is a bunch of crap!

DW.

Why is everyone coming down on you about the 10 $ Michele l refused to give back to a monger? AND some people should just mind their own business.

Checkmate.

Unfortunately with the exception of Savanna, I don't think ANY of you will ever get my point in regards to the ten bucks change that was refused back to a customer by that shitty SP michelle1. Its sad but very true. Mongers as I anticipated will RUN to her side with there white knight outfits shiny white! We even have Mystical defending this shitty SP'S inexcusable actions. Camera3 however did make a good point, The monger could of and should of, simply excused himself and went down to the lobby of her hotel for change OR he could have went to the nearest gas station or convenient store and gotten change. That is 100 percent what I personally would have done. She would not have received my extra ten bucks basically for nothing. The bottom line is the ten bucks should have been returned to this monger (AND YES C3 the customer is ALWAYS right) immediately upon his request to this SP / Again I ask the question who in the hell does michelle1 think she is? My personal opinion is that michelle1 should reach out to this monger via PM and make this ten buck issue right. She should apologize for her actions and allow the monger to go and pick up his ten bucks from her. It has been long enough michelle1, I'm sure you have change by fucking NOW!

Douche bag city.

[BigDaveHere1]

Lets think about this for just a minute. It is possible the sp did not have the $10 for change but even if she did, if the guy wants to spend the exact amount he should go in only with what he is willing to spend. There have been a few times I did not feel like stopping to get change and just figured the extra 5 or 10 bucks was a tip. And I'm quite sure if the guy had not made such a big deal out of it, his time spent with her would have been much more enjoyable! BTW, I love reading the trap. Even though most of what I read is a bunch of crap!

DW.

AGAIN the 10 LOUSY DOLLARS wasn't yours! The negative review isn't YOURS TO WRITE! Christopher how do you even know that she is a "Shitty" SP, have you ever had a dream with her? I mean seriously honey you can't say that a leopard has spots if you've never seen one now can you? You are your own man doing YOUR own thing. Let these "Men" worry about their own bullshit! Having problems digesting my words, you've got my phone number.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

[Camera3]

It was this mongers ten bucks extra NOT hers! This monger in MY opinion should have received an apology from Michele1 and an offer of possibly a FREE QV session to make up for her shitty actions on that day.

Douche bag city!

So, the band was playing in Denver recently. I needed to get from my hotel to the club and the trolley was the best choice for transportation. I went to buy a ticket. Tickets were two dollars and the ticket machines offered no change. All I had was a five. So, my choice was either pay five dollars for a two dollar trolley ticket or walk. Or, I could go to the 7-11, buy a pack of gum with the five and get some change, which is what I did, by the way.

Or, I could follow this logic and argue with the trolley conductor that somehow he owes me something the next time I ride. Somehow, I doubt he would care. After all, the customer is always right, according to someone, so he should do it my way. Right?

Somehow, I doubt this example will make a difference and I apologize to the rest of you for the next couple of rants someone will make carrying this stupid argument forward.

And, now, I just have to know. Savanna, daughter, do you offer change? I see by your most recent ad that you are up to two bucks an hour. So, if I gave you a three dollar bill would you give me a dollar back in change?

C3.

[Mystical0945]

Ashley my dear, You are missing the whole point. This particular SP simply REFUSED to give this poor monger his 10 bucks change upon request. We all know that this shitty SP Michelle 1 thinks she's God's gift to the monger world, due to the Orlando douche bags putting her stank ass on a fucking pedestal! This monger should have indeed been given his ten bucks change Ashley! There is no logical debate about this! Michelle 1 thinks she can do as she dam well pleases, which is 100 percent WRONG! All of this could of been avoided if she had only given this monger his ten buck's change. Michelle 1 deserved a negative review! I don't think I will ever get past this whole ten buck post. LOL.

AGAIN the 10 LOUSY DOLLARS wasn't yours! The negative review isn't YOURS TO WRITE! Christopher how do you even know that she is a "Shitty" SP, have you ever had a dream with her? I mean seriously honey you can't say that a leopard has spots if you've never seen one now can you? You are your own man doing YOUR own thing. Let these "Men" worry about their own bullshit! Having problems digesting my words, you've got my phone number.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

[Mystical0945]

Why is everyone coming down on you about the 10 $ Michele l refused to give back to a monger? AND some people should just mind their own business.

Checkmate.

There isn't any such thing as people with their own business on here. Especially when everyone puts their f**king business on the open forum. I say what the hell I want when the hell I want to say it. Everyone knows that about me, I am not the one to crawl under a rock and shiver when you open that mouth of yours.

Love To ALL.

Xoxo Ashley.

Play Safe BUT Always Play HARD.

[Chris5]

After doing some serious analyzing on DoucheRags posts I have concluded that ANY lady that gets contacted should be very cautious. Not only does he like hidden cameras but he also has signs of the typical serial. He has obviously escaped from some mental ward and ladies be very cautious on an outcall with him. You may end up on websites you don't want to be on.

Checkmate.

Your analysis couldn't have been very serious Ms. Double-Chin.

Anyone who looks at my past posts will clearly see that all the photos of the women I posted have been smiling and looking right into the camera, so there is never a need for a hidden camera.

You, on the other hand, even though looking straight into the camera, sure weren't smiling in that March 2015 mugshot! Did the cops take that double-chin photo of you with a hidden camera?

C T F U !

Banzinga, Grandma!

Aw, poor Sissy Chrissy, did I hurt your feelings?

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Please don't think of this as a battle of wits between you and me, because I would never pick on a man that's unarmed, much less an unarmed GAY MIDGET!

I thought you liked my pictures? I sure got a lot of PM's telling me how everyone either almost pissed their pants or choked on their Monday morning coffee because they were laughing so hard (at you, of course)! Even A2 said he thought it was pretty funny!

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And now that your darling Grandma Swaggs has seen some of those pictures, she can't ever un- see them, or the thoughts they put in her head. So I'm sure she'll have them in mind next time you drop your drawers for her; if she even lets you get that far ever again!

After all, now that Grandma Swaggs has such a "high-mileage chassis", she really has to watch what kind of oil she puts in her crankcase!

You have fun now, you little PENCIL DICK grandma-fucker!

Bazinga, Punk!

Yrag seriously deserves to be in someones mental ward! LOL! You nailed it love! Any SP going to his shitty house should beware of hidden cameras and also bananas! Yrag is a sick fuck who simply cannot be trusted. His obsession with these weird photos is well WEIRD! He continues to insult both me and you and he knows that will get him no where. Yrag is a LOSER and I strongly believe is very JEALOUS of me and your friendship. Yrag jerks off every night to porn and viagra. He really needs help Savanna. By the way my love I had a wonderful weekend at your place in Daytona. The sex with you absolutely takes my breathe away every time AND it is only getting better. See you soon love.

Douche bag city.

[Chris5]

Why is everyone coming down on you about the 10 $ Michele l refused to give back to a monger? AND some people should just mind their own business.

Checkmate.

Not quite sure why Chris5 is being made out to be the bad guy here love. If this stank TWAT Michelle1 had at least offered some other type of restitution for this mongers ten bucks then that would have been satisfactory to me. What do I mean by restitution? Well the twat Michelele1 could have gave him some extra session time OR at the minimum she could've of offered him an additional service like a quick hand job, BJ or something to that effect to make up for her refusing to give this monger his rightfully due ten bucks change. It was this mongers ten bucks extra NOT hers! This monger in MY opinion should have received an apology from Michele1 and an offer of possibly a FREE QV session to make up for her shitty actions on that day. But oh NO! This is Michele1 we are talking about and she feels she can do no fucking wrong!! The Orlando douche bag crew will fully stick up for her actions and trash the monger. My whole point is who does she think she is? She has the audacity to REFUSE to give ten bucks change to a monger that requested it. She deserved the bad review this monger gave her ass! And in my view she is off my list of providers who I will ever see! By MY choice!!

Douche bag city!

[Yragyrag]

After doing some serious analyzing on DoucheRags posts I have concluded that ANY lady that gets contacted should be very cautious. Not only does he like hidden cameras but he also has signs of the typical serial. He has obviously escaped from some mental ward and ladies be very cautious on an outcall with him. You may end up on websites you don't want to be on.

Checkmate.

Your analysis couldn't have been very serious Ms. Double-Chin.

Anyone who looks at my past posts will clearly see that all the photos of the women I posted have been smiling and looking right into the camera, so there is never a need for a hidden camera.

You, on the other hand, even though looking straight into the camera, sure weren't smiling in that March 2015 mugshot! Did the cops take that double-chin photo of you with a hidden camera?

C T F U !

Banzinga, Grandma!