Massage Parlor Reports

**AndyBilliEt** · 01-21-15 02:13

Hello all,

I have been digging through this post and others online. I am new to the DC area and have never sought a HE massage before.

Could someone please suggest a place that is newby friendly, and maybe walk me through the protocol a little. I don't want to make an ass out of myself at a place that is not HE friendly, and I don't want to miss out on my opportunity at a place at is HE friendly.

Many thank from the new guy in town.

**Bobsyouru** · 01-17-15 00:25

Visited Vermont Therapy today. Table shower with not even a little grazing, followed by an ordinary massage. No hint of anything during massage, and then it was over.

**Trvlr42** · 01-01-15 19:00

There was a real nice AAMP I used to frequent at Tysons corner, blue sky / sky blue something like that. There were others around too that I read / heard about at the time. I found them through eros ads.

DC proper used to have a few AMPs, my gem was m & 18th, there was a nice one near there on Connecticut too, and another by the capitol building SE I believe.

F $ck backpage, I've been mugged and bait&switched enough times to stay away. Sad to hear DC hobbying died off. Crackdown?

**JTreehorn14** · 12-30-14 00:31

Originally Posted by Trvlr42 [View Original Post]

Will be traveling through again with a desire to hobby shortly.

Used to live here, was big in the AMP / AAMP scene a few years back. Heard a lot of rumors as to why it all got shut down, seeing the board so dead leads to believe the scene truly died out and at least one or more of the rumors are true.

Is it all utr now? Please pm.

To the best of my knowledge, there are no AMPs or AAMPs in DC proper. I'd love to go to an AAMP, but don't know of any in the region. For AMPs, you have plenty in NOVA with very limited menus and YMMV experiences (I recommend Seven in Seven Corners) and some in Maryland that might offer more, but I'm not saying anything for sure. Check out the Maryland board and look in the Prince George's thread for some ideas. Honestly, in DC, if you have a hotel room, you should check out backpage providers.

**Trvlr42** · 12-29-14 06:01

Will be traveling through again with a desire to hobby shortly.

Used to live here, was big in the AMP / AAMP scene a few years back. Heard a lot of rumors as to why it all got shut down, seeing the board so dead leads to believe the scene truly died out and at least one or more of the rumors are true.

Is it all utr now? Please pm.

**Olecranon** · 12-14-14 16:12

Originally Posted by LexLuther [View Original Post]

Ok, I'll be the one to ask. What is your native language? I'm going to guess German.

LexLuther.

Hi friend,

Almost right. Please PM me if you can tell me something regarding this question or something else what could be useful for me.

Olecranon.

**Dooder** · 12-12-14 14:00

Originally Posted by Danielp [View Original Post]

Hey,

I went there a couple of times early this year after a friend recommended one Japanese in particular who was SMOKING hot (her name was S*ie). Massage was great, she even used hot stones. On the flip, I asked for some help and she told she could watch me doing it. 120 damage (80+tip), and then home. The first time I thought "I'll have better luck with her next time". After the second time nothing else happened, I gave just 80 and realized I was not coming back. But. She was hot. I am not sure about those reports that talk about HEs.

1st, I apologize if this is posted twice. Uploaded message but wasn't logged in so don't know if it proceeded to upload the first time or not.

IMHO, it could be just the MT's vibe. I'm clean cut so sometimes MT thinks I'm LE and therefore no openness. Other times they think I'm professional. Money. So get I get treated well. I've done this scruffy with the same mixed results.

Asian women make a lot of decisions based on "feel" or dreams. Seriously, dude. I've seen them make decisions or gamble one way because of a dream, how they feel, etc. , throwing all logic and common sense out the door. She could've had bad pizza the night before, had a bad dream about a pineapple, and then you mentioned pineapple during the session. Who knew?

Not disrespecting you, your post, and I thank you for the info of your experience which is definitely helpful. Just trying to shed some light that may be of use.

**Dooder** · 12-12-14 13:34

Originally Posted by Danielp [View Original Post]

Hey,

I went there a couple of times early this year after a friend recommended one Japanese in particular who was SMOKING hot (her name was S*ie). Massage was great, she even used hot stones. On the flip, I asked for some help and she told she could watch me doing it. 120 damage (80+tip), and then home. The first time I thought "I'll have better luck with her next time". After the second time nothing else happened, I gave just 80 and realized I was not coming back. But. She was hot. I am not sure about those reports that talk about HEs.

IMHO, it could be just the MT's vibe. I'm clean cut and sometimes they think I'm LE so it kills their openness. Other times they think I'm a professional. Money - so I get treated well. I've gone scruffy with the same mixed results.

They do A LOT of decision making based on "feel" or dreams. Seriously, dude. I've seen them make decisions because of a dream or gamble one way because of a feeling, etc. , throwing all logic and common sense out the door. So maybe she just ate some bad pizza the night before, had a bad dream about a pineapple, and then you mentioned pineapple during the session. Seriously, that could be it.

Remember, a positive attitude goes a long way.

**LexLuther** · 12-09-14 18:38

Originally Posted by Olecranon [View Original Post]

Hi friends,

In both CL and PB an European Massage Therapist advertises having an Spa or so in Bethesda MD. I don't find further reviews. Does anybody know if they do more than a ordinary massage, I. E. What don they do after the flip? PM me, if you like, would be highly apppreciated.

Ok, I'll be the one to ask. What is your native language? I'm going to guess German.

LexLuther.

**Smacks** · 12-05-14 01:16

I noticed it seemed pretty dead on this front and on the NoVa board, so I did a little research and tried my luck in greenbelt.

The place goes by TK, and is a kmp. Got there, the mamasan hustled me into a room, so I don't know how many girls are there. I couldn't understand my girls name when she introduced herself, but she was mid 40's with big bolt ons. Lots of make up, and she presented well. She was friendly, and without much discussion she took me to the table shower and scrubbed me down. Average table shower, and back to the room. She started the massage, and it was also average at best. Then the flip. After some random chit chatting, she seemed to be comfortable and the party started.

Good place to stop by if you're looking to relax and blow off some steam. The damage was 70 for the hour+$. 20 tip. While I paid the hour I think the total time was closer to 45 min.

It's worth checking out, and I hope you guys do. Treat the ladies well, it seems like the fun ones are in short supply around here these days.

**JmSuttr** · 11-29-14 12:20

http://detroit.backpage.com/Therapeu...orted/17564507

Important to note that the Detroit poster is not a representative of LE but rather of some group that calls itself the Michigan Advocacy of Professional Massage Therapists (whatever that is). So any statements she makes about monitoring, arrest and "guaranteed" criminal charges need to be taken with a giant shaker of salt.

LE and local county / city agencies have always used licensing laws to harass MPs and independents for as long as I can recall. Passing a new law to require the license to be "in hand" doesn't strike me as any kind of watershed moment. And, even if the post signifies a stronger enforcement climate in Detroit is currently underway, I don't see how that's different from the crackdowns and sweeps LE periodically conducts.

IMHO, Geraldine is most likely a frustrated CMT / LMT who is pissed that a lot of her business has gone to bodyworkers who offer a better menu. Too f*cking bad, get over it.

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**JmSuttr** · 10-13-14 16:11

Originally Posted by Olecranon [View Original Post]

Hi friends,

In both CL and PB an European Massage Therapist advertises having an Spa or so in Bethesda MD. I don't find further reviews. Does anybody know if they do more than a ordinary massage, I. E. What don they do after the flip? PM me, if you like, would be highly apppreciated.

But, before you ask, make sure you RTFF for that area and do some forum searches. Then, if you still need to ask the question, you should absolutely post the CL and BP links so people know which spa you're asking about.

**Olecranon** · 10-13-14 13:09

Hi friends,

In both CL and PB an European Massage Therapist advertises having an Spa or so in Bethesda MD. I don't find further reviews. Does anybody know if they do more than a ordinary massage, I. E. What don they do after the flip? PM me, if you like, would be highly apppreciated.

**Propilot** · 09-11-14 19:50

Originally Posted by Zingie [View Original Post]

Sorry to say she does pro only now in some NOVA spa and no longer goes by that name.

Zingie, can you pm to me her new name and what spa in Nova that she is working out of? I saw her a few times in Nova but lost contact with her when I was on TDY. I would love to see her again and get re-acquainted. Thanks I owe you one.

Propilot-Always check your six.