The Rat Trap

[FrankCuba]

2 balls and a cock up for name Rat Trap! It sums up this area well on many levels, existential and reality.

C3 et al you've convinced me this thread is great idea. We can all let it all out without fear of getting smacked in the knuckles by mother superior. And come to think of it, I was a little annoyed at times when A2 seemed to act holier than thou. Now he has become flesh of man, at least in black and white!

And yes I went to Mannequins 2 or 3 times back in the day when pussy on first date was rare, but at least it was free. And yes I did hook up with a pretty hot drunk Chica there one night. So yes the mouse does bring people together, especially after selling them alcohol, they just don't want anyone to talk about it. Kind of like the "hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil" gargoyles that decorated the hallway of my uptight, bluenose, religious, stick-up-the-butt college I attended. So why did they close Mannequins and the immortal Baton Rouge Lounge! F. you. Mickey!

[WilliamMstrs]

Let me also add the issue with texts. Nothing worse than being asked to text, so you do, even when I, like C3, have a 5 dollar bat phone with no keyboard. You start the text conversation, and a few texts later, out of the blue, nothing. Three days later she texts back, some lame excuse the phone was not charged or other bs.

There was a time when I did not give a damn about texts, and the likes, but nowadays it is a mainstream form of communication, one that the provider requested in the first place. I may not give much weight to not getting a reply on my first attempt, or if a reply is reasonably late (not three days), or if there is a real, and present reason for no reply (I. E. Visits to uncle). But there is a limit, and it can be as bad as being stood up given the right mix of circumstances.

As an example, today I had some exchanges with a well known forum advertiser. I make my arrangements, and poof! Texts stop. I do not beg, or plea, ever! So I sent her another text checking if she got the last. Silence. The next was saying bye as this was the second time she pulled this on me.

I guess we can sum it all up with the old saying "No ticket, no laundry" Just change the words to the ones we know very well, and voila.

[Vino 7373]

I vote for A2's name of The Rat Trap. I think it's appropriate and clever.

[Admin2]

Guys just understand that sometimes things do come up. Us girls have families, kids, babysitter issues, car accidents, significant others, aunt flo showing up unexpectedly, etc too. I always give everyone one chance if they have to cancel. Just seems fair. If this biz isn't a "friendly" one then why are either of us doing this? I like to think of my gentlemen as friends and treat them accordingly.

LOL you guys have no idea. I live in a country where being an hour late is considered to be right on time. What I do is tell all the chicks I have continuing relationships with is it's always ok to be late (they are GOING to be late) or cancel just send me a message.

What Sexifun is talking about is when you have a history. If I've seen a chick ten times and she's always been reliable and something comes up I'm quicker to forgive that then if it happens the first time with no notice. Shit like that goes DIRECTLY to my no fly list.

[Whiskeysours]

Count the number of SP ads you see on BP, CL, the web, this site, etc. There's probably hundreds of gals out there competing for monger coin. You would think that in such a competitive environment, these ladies would bend over backwards to find new customers, make them happy, and keep them as loyal clients. This bullshit about no-shows, rude providers, smelly-twatted gals should guarantee their failure in this business. Why the fuck, with all the good, customer service oriented, decent attitude ladies out there, would a monger ever put up with shit? Just scroll down and click the next ad! You might even be pleasantly surprised.

I recently posted about a visit with one of the ladies at Jackie's new place down 441. Madeline was friendly, unrushed, didn't try to upsell, and at the end thanked me for stopping by. Obviously Jackie has trained her girls in the fine art of customer service. I know most of you have had similar experiences with other providers. The point is, when we hear about SPs mouthing off, being impolite, asking us to provide personal info, no-showing, etc, then it's time to move on. Way too many nice smelling fish out there.

[Sillyolman]

I don't really care. I do like this one so I will vote for it. Go Rat.

[Sexifun]

Guys just understand that sometimes things do come up. Us girls have families, kids, babysitter issues, car accidents, significant others, aunt flo showing up unexpectedly, etc too. I always give everyone one chance if they have to cancel. Just seems fair. If this biz isn't a "friendly" one then why are either of us doing this? I like to think of my gentlemen as friends and treat them accordingly.

[Sillyolman]

The name is a great negative play off Orlando's "holier than thou" Mouse neighbor. This town will NEVER see gambling (like Tampa's HardRock) nor will you ever see a great full nude strip club like Tampa's Mons Venus thanks to our "family centric" Mouse neighbor. Hey, at least Tampa is a reasonable drive AND we have USAG to help us mongers conduct our moral turpitude affairs safely and discreetly.

Best of all this thread is apparently open to "BODY SLAMMING? Let me be the first to light a fire: When a SP stands you up or cheats you or is dirty / nasty etc. DO NOT GIVE HER ANY MORE OF YOUR BUSINESS! How hard up are a few of my fellow mongers, Senior Members to boot, who are willing to swallow any bullshit story (from a verified HOT SP) as to why she never showed up for a set appointment? These bitches are chock full of EXCUSES and the SM who swallows the excuse and follows his little head back to her cash register is not worthy to be a SM. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves and maybe you should just keep the "reviews" of that big Texas City off this board period. Enough has been written for a monger to do the research and decide if he wants to get abused by this particular SP or not. Hey, maybe you guys enjoy the abuse (that just occurred to me, duh). Is it part of a dominatrix mentality? Doubt it since you took the time to cry like a ***** about getting stood up, here on a USAG review. Mixing pleasure with business is quite the balancing act as we all know but please draw a line in the sand here for your own self respect. It is our JOB to TRAIN these SP as to what is expected from the customer. Anything short of expectations will be detrimental to their cashbox. You give a SP that stands you up a "second chance" and you simply encourage her to try that shit again, next time maybe on me! Play safe. AO.

It doesn't make sense. If it's a bad experience then report it as so. What do you gain if you report other wise? A 2nd chance to possibly fuck someone who already has fucked you over? Of course all of us understand that some of us mongers don't always present all of the facts to our lady's. If you don't respect you will not get respect. But be smart.

[Admin2]

Let me be the first to light a fire: When a SP stands you up or cheats you or is dirty / nasty etc. DO NOT GIVE HER ANY MORE OF YOUR BUSINESS! How hard up are a few of my fellow mongers, Senior Members to boot, who are willing to swallow any bullshit story (from a verified HOT SP) as to why she never showed up for a set appointment? These bitches are chock full of EXCUSES and the SM who swallows the excuse and follows his little head back to her cash register is not worthy to be a SM. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves and maybe you should just keep the "reviews" of that big Texas City off this board period. Enough has been written for a monger to do the research and decide if he wants to get abused by this particular SP or not. Hey, maybe you guys enjoy the abuse (that just occurred to me, duh). Is it part of a dominatrix mentality? Doubt it since you took the time to cry like a ***** about getting stood up, here on a USAG review. Mixing pleasure with business is quite the balancing act as we all know but please draw a line in the sand here for your own self respect. It is our JOB to TRAIN these SP as to what is expected from the customer. Anything short of expectations will be detrimental to their cashbox. You give a SP that stands you up a "second chance" and you simply encourage her to try that shit again, next time maybe on me! Play safe. AO.

This is why I don't know why guys fuck around with other boards. I had a chick write me once and just say "I want you to delete this post. " No explanation, no complaint, just do it. I wrote back and said "why would I do that?" She answered "At TER, or NR (I forget which) if we don't like a review they take it down. I nearly pissed myself laughing. I understand at NR you now need the chicks PERMISSION to ever fucking write a review.

Don't break the rules, please don't lie because you're pissed, but that's the fucking reason this forum is here. To honestly evaluate the service you get so others can patronize or ignore.

[WilliamMstrs]

I like the name, so another yay for Rat Trap.

In following up with AO's post let me add somemextra Kerosene. The big issue is why in the hell are we even thinking of seeing someone who stood us up? Yeah, I know little head has dibs on the steering wheel, but the final call rests on big head, otherwise might as well go ahead and hit a med-special with a side of BBFS. Of course we need to use some judgement as we are all human beings and unexpected issues turn up.

That said, the door swings both ways, and some of us are irresponsible, making appointments spur of the moment, fueled by little head only to cancel time and time again. And yes I used the word us as I am the first to admit to it. My schedule is crap, and yet I made some appointments thinking I could 'barely' make it. I felt like shit, and deserve the harsh words I earned from amfriend for that douchery. So I guess what I want to say is that we need to keep our etiquette and manners in check, expect good service, starve the bad ones, and clean up our game. I for one learned my lesson in that department.

Stay safe.

[AncientOne]

The name is a great negative play off Orlando's "holier than thou" Mouse neighbor. This town will NEVER see gambling (like Tampa's HardRock) nor will you ever see a great full nude strip club like Tampa's Mons Venus thanks to our "family centric" Mouse neighbor. Hey, at least Tampa is a reasonable drive AND we have USAG to help us mongers conduct our moral turpitude affairs safely and discreetly.

Best of all this thread is apparently open to "BODY SLAMMING? Let me be the first to light a fire: When a SP stands you up or cheats you or is dirty / nasty etc. DO NOT GIVE HER ANY MORE OF YOUR BUSINESS! How hard up are a few of my fellow mongers, Senior Members to boot, who are willing to swallow any bullshit story (from a verified HOT SP) as to why she never showed up for a set appointment? These bitches are chock full of EXCUSES and the SM who swallows the excuse and follows his little head back to her cash register is not worthy to be a SM. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves and maybe you should just keep the "reviews" of that big Texas City off this board period. Enough has been written for a monger to do the research and decide if he wants to get abused by this particular SP or not. Hey, maybe you guys enjoy the abuse (that just occurred to me, duh). Is it part of a dominatrix mentality? Doubt it since you took the time to cry like a ***** about getting stood up, here on a USAG review. Mixing pleasure with business is quite the balancing act as we all know but please draw a line in the sand here for your own self respect. It is our JOB to TRAIN these SP as to what is expected from the customer. Anything short of expectations will be detrimental to their cashbox. You give a SP that stands you up a "second chance" and you simply encourage her to try that shit again, next time maybe on me! Play safe. AO.

[RowdyReptile]

You guys may have noticed that sometimes my posts here are in Blue and other times just regular black like this. If they are interesting I sometimes post on threads like this if the locals don't seem to mind. In keeping with the example started oh so long ago by the master monger himself Jax (whom we all call el Jeffe) when I'm posting in black it's just me, the guy, that likes banging working girls and subject to the same derision as anybody else here. I know it's a hard hat area.

When you see the blue font it's the godlike presence speaking.

In other words, if I say, "That's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard. " Feel free to call me an asshole.

But if I say "That's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard" then dad has just stopped the car.

I'm glad some of you like the new name, it's still open to debate if anybody has a better idea.

A2.

And.

A2

Well, the guy posting in black is a real ass hole!

The dude posting in blue is the coolest and righteous! Praise be! Keep up the good work for a thankless job!

Another "Like" for Rat Trap.

Thanks!

Not for nothing but I think asshole is one word.

Just saying,

A2

[Admin2]

You guys may have noticed that sometimes my posts here are in Blue and other times just regular black like this. If they are interesting I sometimes post on threads like this if the locals don't seem to mind. In keeping with the example started oh so long ago by the master monger himself Jax (whom we all call el Jeffe) when I'm posting in black it's just me, the guy, that likes banging working girls and subject to the same derision as anybody else here. I know it's a hard hat area.

When you see the blue font it's the godlike presence speaking.

In other words, if I say, "That's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard. " Feel free to call me an asshole.

But if I say "That's the most fucked up thing I've ever heard" then dad has just stopped the car.

I'm glad some of you like the new name, it's still open to debate if anybody has a better idea.

A2.

And.

A2

[ProMonger1998]

Haha, the Rat Trap works.

I love it! Great Name.

[BabyLight333]

The thread title should be, I Hate Lurkers. LOL.