The Woodshed

[LurksAround]

I am going to white knight both of the streetwalkers in Jacksonville.

[PlayTiem]

Yea there certainly is a duality to being bigger than average. On the one hand, girls love a big shaved "mini you" and you're more likely to get some side play because we all know females talk (non-working girls), and if you have a nice one girls are more inclined to give a French lesson. But on the other hand, Greek is usually out of the question as 99.9% girls aren't brave enough to try, and it gives sketchy providers an "out" during FS when they're trying to rush you saying "oh it hurts" I just give girls a weird look when they try to pull that and just think "I know you take 20 a day so I KNOW you can take this" LOL.

I think one of my favorite moments was when a girl said "you have a pretty penis. But you know this, don't you?" then she gave me a devilish little grin and put my fellow all the way down her throat.

I really do think most girls, working or otherwise, actually prefer average sized dicks. From conversations with working girls, it would seem that the smaller, the better. Just so long as the guy can nut in the time he paid for, the less wear and tear, the better.

I know that sometimes when I can feel a chick's cervix bumping around, some of them like that, and some of them HATE it. Not having one of them, I couldn't tell you what I think about that.

I can tell you that I was impressed with AG when me fucking her in the ass was her "warm-up" for someone else, and she told me as such. .

[JaxQt]

Yep, exactly. I like tight butts and I cannot lie.

I'm kind of a generic looking white dude. I've had providers that I had previously visited with not remember me. Then I unzip my pants and they're all "ohhhh, NOW I remember you. " Has some advantages, has some disadvantages. One particularly racist provider didn't believe that I was actually 100% white (I am).

And, why are you sticking your feet in providers' asses? (I'd leave a winky emoticon here, but the board seems to like mangling them).

Yea there certainly is a duality to being bigger than average. On the one hand, girls love a big shaved "mini you" and you're more likely to get some side play because we all know females talk (non-working girls), and if you have a nice one girls are more inclined to give a French lesson. But on the other hand, Greek is usually out of the question as 99.9% girls aren't brave enough to try, and it gives sketchy providers an "out" during FS when they're trying to rush you saying "oh it hurts" I just give girls a weird look when they try to pull that and just think "I know you take 20 a day so I KNOW you can take this" LOL.

[PlayTiem]

This is, what, a back door form of penis envy? LOL.

Great Moments in Misbehavin'.

(Imagine a sweet Spanish accent).

"I don't know, you're a pretty big boy!

(A few minutes later).

"It feets, it feets!

Pretty sure she was just trying to make me feel good but, hey, I'll take it.

Yep, exactly. I like tight butts and I cannot lie.

I'm kind of a generic looking white dude. I've had providers that I had previously visited with not remember me. Then I unzip my pants and they're all "ohhhh, NOW I remember you. " Has some advantages, has some disadvantages. One particularly racist provider didn't believe that I was actually 100% white (I am).

And, why are you sticking your feet in providers' asses? (I'd leave a winky emoticon here, but the board seems to like mangling them).

[TallBear]

Just figured as long as this forum was here, I'd say a big "fuck you" to dudes that have dicks that are of the size that apparently have access to the back doors of the ladies who say "I normally do that, but. ".

This is, what, a back door form of penis envy? LOL.

Great Moments in Misbehavin'.

(Imagine a sweet Spanish accent).

"I don't know, you're a pretty big boy!

(A few minutes later).

"It feets, it feets!

Pretty sure she was just trying to make me feel good but, hey, I'll take it.

[JaxQt]

Just figured as long as this forum was here, I'd say a big "fuck you" to dudes that have dicks that are of the size that apparently have access to the back doors of the ladies who say "I normally do that, but. ".

Amen brotha!

[PlayTiem]

Just figured as long as this forum was here, I'd say a big "fuck you" to dudes that have dicks that are of the size that apparently have access to the back doors of the ladies who say "I normally do that, but. ".

[Anonymous123]

Time out. Why is MY comment in this category? I wasn't trying to offend anybody or be an asshole at all. Maybe there was some sort of misunderstanding.

But to respond to what you said, there's nothing wrong with having a preference or standards. My point was that if her face wasn't shown, like the rest of them, the reactions would be very different. But to each their own. I think EVERY GUY has going to the gremlin route at some point. LOL. Hell, I'm STILL doing, but only because it doesn't seem like I could get anything else out here. Oh well, right?

By the way, she IS ugly. LOL. But we all look the same in the dark.



I posted and explained that not all of the posts I moved were douchey. When there is a thing like this going on I move all the posts involved. Often some of the posts moved are quite reasonable, it's just that the people around them aren't being reasonable. If I don't move them all it doesn't stop the bullshit in the other threads.

A2

Maybe you should rename this particular forum from "the woodshed" to "irrelevant shit". LOL. Just saying. Then people might understand not every post in here will be argumentative.

[TwoWheels]

So the resident troll has taken up a new hobby. He's now creating names that are similar to other members. If you see a name pop up which is very close to yours like Scohen1024, IWalkLonely, as we had with Pipelayer11 please drop me a note.

For the love of god, don't respond about it in the forum, remember the "coming home from the loser job, wacking off into grannies panties while reading about how many people he got to mention him" thing? Just drop me a PM, I'll ban the name and delete anything they posted along with any posts were it was quoted by another member.

A2

Anyone curious about this ass clown? I have all his info. PM me.

Good hunting.

TW.

[I Walk Alone]

Take it easy, pal. I was only trying to follow the direction of the BIG guy, and not clog up the BP Ad reviews thread. Just explaining that I do have some standards. Let's hug it out?

Oh, I'm not angry or anything. It just threw me off. I thought I did something wrong. LOL. It's all love.

[GhostXXX]

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[Admin2]

So the resident troll has taken up a new hobby. He's now creating names that are similar to other members. If you see a name pop up which is very close to yours like Scohen1024, IWalkLonely, as we had with Pipelayer11 please drop me a note.

For the love of god, don't respond about it in the forum, remember the "coming home from the loser job, wacking off into grannies panties while reading about how many people he got to mention him" thing? Just drop me a PM, I'll ban the name and delete anything they posted along with any posts were it was quoted by another member.

A2

[Scohen1025]

Time out. Why is MY comment in this category? I wasn't trying to offend anybody or be an asshole at all. Maybe there was some sort of misunderstanding.

But to respond to what you said, there's nothing wrong with having a preference or standards. My point was that if her face wasn't shown, like the rest of them, the reactions would be very different. But to each their own. I think EVERY GUY has going to the gremlin route at some point. LOL. Hell, I'm STILL doing, but only because it doesn't seem like I could get anything else out here. Oh well, right?

By the way, she IS ugly. LOL. But we all look the same in the dark.



I posted and explained that not all of the posts I moved were douchey. When there is a thing like this going on I move all the posts involved. Often some of the posts moved are quite reasonable, it's just that the people around them aren't being reasonable. If I don't move them all it doesn't stop the bullshit in the other threads.

A2

Take it easy, pal. I was only trying to follow the direction of the BIG guy, and not clog up the BP Ad reviews thread. Just explaining that I do have some standards. Let's hug it out?

[Admin2]

Seriously, they just can't help themselves.

A2

[I Walk Alone]

Time out. Why is MY comment in this category? I wasn't trying to offend anybody or be an asshole at all. Maybe there was some sort of misunderstanding.

But to respond to what you said, there's nothing wrong with having a preference or standards. My point was that if her face wasn't shown, like the rest of them, the reactions would be very different. But to each their own. I think EVERY GUY has going to the gremlin route at some point. LOL. Hell, I'm STILL doing, but only because it doesn't seem like I could get anything else out here. Oh well, right?

By the way, she IS ugly. LOL. But we all look the same in the dark.

A2, I'm looking for some clarity here. I was just goofing on Golfgod when I responded to his post. Do you not want ANY comments like this (even if they are just in fun), or do you want only serious beefs taken to the shed? I LIKE this idea for sure either way.

Fellas, let's be realistic for a second here.

The ONLY ONE that shows her face is the one you're calling busted. The rest of them either hide their face, or they have it blurred out. Be honest, if that last one showed no face you'd all be complimenting her like crazy.

I mean, for all you know, the ones you're drooling over could be UGLIER than the last one.

But in all seriousness, I'd hookup with the last one. She has a nice body. But to each their own.

I-W-A.

Ummm, no. I wouldn't fuck her. Her body looks good enough, sure. But that grille on her looks really sour, and her face looks all sunken in. Maybe the camera is lying, but I kinda doubt it. Don't get me wrong. I've banged a few homely gals in my day, but she looks like a fucking goblin.

I posted and explained that not all of the posts I moved were douchey. When there is a thing like this going on I move all the posts involved. Often some of the posts moved are quite reasonable, it's just that the people around them aren't being reasonable. If I don't move them all it doesn't stop the bullshit in the other threads.

A2