Massage Parlor Reports

**JrBones220** · 12-27-13 19:41

Now at least I know his name. He is way too loud at the door.

And as far as him recommending he is pushing the next one ready.

I had them all Julie, the best, I would give the rest of the names but he shuffles.

Them so fast. By the time I drop name they are gone.

I have a punch card there I'm going for my free one then I'm done.

**HotRodJ** · 12-27-13 15:22

Originally Posted by Littlehead [View Original Post]

After three visits and chit-chatting with Scott each time, I ask for his best girl. He says he's never had a complaint about VeeVee (pronounced we-we). The massage wasn't just below standard, it was painful at times. Zero roaming allowed. I refuse to go to one of these places and DIY so I left in worse need than I entered. No tip from me. Not sorry either.

I've debated about going back. Its been a month and so far I'm not tempted. Scott actually pisses me off by inferring that VeeVee was at least descent. He knew what I wanted and assured me things got better as the girls get to know you. I call BS on Scott. VeeVee was a new low. I do remember the good old days when driving up and down 95 or 85 (and 301 in MD) every AMP offered FS. Some were better than others but they all had something to offer. Richmond AMPs are the pits.

My hope was things would loosen up over time. It doesn't seem to be happening.

What a load of crap. I supposedly had wee wee her first night there. I told Scott she sucked and was jerky and rough. He apologized and said he hadn't tried her yet. Then he offered me a discount on next massage from a different girl. Well that 2 months ago I bet. I still haven't gone back as someone recommended coco and she is gone already.

**Littlehead** · 12-27-13 13:49

Originally Posted by JrBones220 [View Original Post]

... Chubby young girl. Massage was way below standard.

The diy dream ... her name ...Wee Wee dang it should have checked at the door since I saw prev reports.

Anyways. I tip according to service so she was not happy.

And there it is... I'm 0 and 1 here.

After three visits and chit-chatting with Scott each time, I ask for his best girl. He says he's never had a complaint about VeeVee (pronounced we-we). The massage wasn't just below standard, it was painful at times. Zero roaming allowed. I refuse to go to one of these places and DIY so I left in worse need than I entered. No tip from me. Not sorry either.

I've debated about going back. Its been a month and so far I'm not tempted. Scott actually pisses me off by inferring that VeeVee was at least descent. He knew what I wanted and assured me things got better as the girls get to know you. I call BS on Scott. VeeVee was a new low. I do remember the good old days when driving up and down 95 or 85 (and 301 in MD) every AMP offered FS. Some were better than others but they all had something to offer. Richmond AMPs are the pits.

My hope was things would loosen up over time. It doesn't seem to be happening.

**RichmondDude** · 12-26-13 16:07

You know if 20 people say one thing. And 1 person says something else, I got to go for the 20 guys. Now I been going there LAKESIDE since they moved from the spot over by Patterson-three chopt, little corner, and I been there probably 15-20 times, and I have never gotten HE, most I got, or get is from Lucy, before her it was Anne, and I tip fairly well, they even know me when I walk in..I keep going back for the massage, not the DIY, they offer, I've even took their hand put it down there, they like no...no...no. Some on here I trust, and believe...and ALOT I don't. Just my humble opinion!

**Member #5089** · 12-26-13 15:54

I've seen a few reports of multiple visits with no success. I've been coming here multiple times and I've had never had problems with HE. As with ANYTHING, YMMV.

**Jrman33** · 12-23-13 20:22

Originally Posted by Jusblaze1 [View Original Post]

http://virginia.backpage.com/BodyRub...ll-31/10789264

Reviews, comments, anything?

Saw her about a month ago. Nice upscale place in Shockoe Bottom. She is sweet and very friendly and gives great service. HE is the only thing on the menu and the roaming is allowed but not in the moist areas.

**Jrman33** · 12-23-13 20:17

Long time lurker. Rarely post unless have I have something worthwhile to say. Don't really post for the sake of posting. Was extreeeeeemley disappointed to find out that "Zoey" was really just Chloe aka London aka Lindsey aka Carmen from back in the day. (from off of Providence Rd). She has lost a lot of weight, but that hasn't impacted her service whatsoever, it's still crappy. So pissed. I knew the pics were probably fake but one could only hope that she would've been close. Oh well.

http://richmond.backpage.com/BodyRub...it-26/10997847

**JrBones220** · 12-23-13 19:05

Julie is at the door and knows me from the other location.

I was thinking about my prev dream with her and thought we were going to have a good time.

WRONG. In walks a diff girl. Chubby young girl. Massage was way below standard.

Then she soaps the back and washed. The flip was looking good since she didn't even do the towel fake thing.

Way too much oil on me and was rubbing my legs touching the twins.

After seeing the effects she goes you do it.

I did move her hand to the right spot a few times and she slowly pulled away.

The diy dream finishes and she washes me up not shying away from the.

Snake.

Then I asked her name ...Wee Wee dang it should have checked at the door since I saw prev reports.

Anyways. I tip according to service so she was not happy.

And there it is... I'm 0 and 1 here.

**David Peter** · 12-23-13 14:17

Originally Posted by JrBones220 [View Original Post]

I don't have to lie to you it was in the table shower but I think the girl is gone now.

I say girl but I'm sure she was 40 to 50 ish. She said her name was Christine.

No, it is not what I meant. Of course, one can have HE, but statistically it is very unlikely. This place is YMMV. In my case, I never have anymore than DIY, and I don't expect much. Maybe I have more luck next time.

**JrBones220** · 12-23-13 00:30

Originally Posted by DavidPeter [View Original Post]

This is my 5th or 6th visits and nothing special. Just a legit massage by 30's see-girl! Whoever claims he has HE is a bit misleading. I will only return if the young long hair receptionist works on my massage!

I don't have to lie to you it was in the table shower but I think the girl is gone now.

I say girl but I'm sure she was 40 to 50 ish. She said her name was Christine.

**Xfunrvax** · 12-22-13 04:26

Originally Posted by Slkdck31 [View Original Post]

So I have had the itch to see Candy,(mentioned below from Petersburg) not able to connect until today. Called and got location in Petersburg next to Governors school and I was let inside and greeted with a nice hug and a pat down to see if I had a gun. (flag) She was wearing nothing but a towel and seemed to be freshly showered, and little head had completely taken over. So went up to her room and got undressed and laid on her bed as she disrobed to expose some nice mellons in which I did get to fondle and full roaming was allowed. So on went the mediocre massage as she rambled on about this and that, so I went ahead a rolled over to get things started. She did a litle light teasing and gave him a little kiss which really got things going. (She did answer one phone call and recieved three more during this time) So she continued with a very nice hand / boob job as I had FIV, she really seemed into what she was doing with the movement and moans, then boom, I exploded everywhere it was great.

She handed me some wet wipes to clean up with and she cleaned up then her phone rings again and she looks out the window and goes Oh Shit! (this is when things get really wierd) She says " my friend was coming over but I didn't know he would be here so soon." I'm like oh boy here we go just the drama I need with kids and a SO, I'm thinking I'm going to have to fight my way out of there, so I ask, your boyfriend; she say no he's not like that just a friend, so now what, I ask. She shows me this side door which led down some stairs and had a exit door at the bottom, and tells me to wait here until she calls me (rigggghtt) because she is going to let him in through the front and once he was in I could exit with out him seeing me. I get to the door down there and peep out and its at the side of the house so I let my self and go around the back to the sidewalk and start walking away calmly as if I was walking down the street, the coast seemed clear and I turned around to head my car around he corner. So as I head back to my car I see a van pull around to the backside of the house I just left and two black guys get out putting on gloves and it seemed as if they were heading to the door I was told to wait at, I didn't wait to see of course I got to my car and hauled ass out of there. Man was I nervous, then as I'm leaving about five minutes. Later she called, of course I did not answer.

Well I new my bad dream was coming sooner or later, It seems like it could have been worse, just seems puzzling. I think Ill stick to my trusted regulars and lay low for a while, as always YMMV and STAY SAFE!

Please share your thoghts...SLKDCK.

The only Candy I'm aware of is a tranny in Petersburg. He / she usually leaves that part out and has had a rep for robbing people.

**Jusblaze1** · 12-22-13 01:01

http://virginia.backpage.com/BodyRub...ll-31/10789264

Reviews, comments, anything?

**Jusblaze1** · 12-22-13 00:59

Originally Posted by RichmondDude [View Original Post]

There are none here, or Tidewater area. I mean a REAL certified massage theraphist. That's why I don't even bother in this area. I go to the Asian places, get good massage, no happy ending (not my thing) then I call one of my regulars for FS. Now the best I ever got was in Philly about yr ago 160,well worth every penny, gotten a few in Atlantic City, don't think.

I will ever forget the one in Philly...looks 9 body 9 massage 9...other 8...I never seen or had a 10,just me.

Atlantic City is where I had my best session. Beautiful, young Asian lady, massage was A 9, BJ was A 8, FS was A 9. It was 1.5 or 2 hours damage was $$ worth it.

**David Peter** · 12-21-13 20:25

This is my 5th or 6th visits and nothing special. Just a legit massage by 30's see-girl! Whoever claims he has HE is a bit misleading. I will only return if the young long hair receptionist works on my massage!

**Jusblaze1** · 12-21-13 00:52

Originally Posted by StillLooking [View Original Post]

Just my .02 cents worth. I have tried a couple of these girls over the last few years and have not found any of them worth a return visit. Really I find I can usually talk other ladies into doing a body rub with FS ending well below some of these girls asking prices. Maybe I just don't get into the whole bodyrub thing. About the pics and dollar thing... Some people will be willing to p4 p for girls you find lacking.

Idk if this woman still gives her massages http://richmond.backpage.com/FemaleE...ynn-41/7976330 or just straight to FS. No hh though.