Strip Club Reports

**IHateBacon** · 04-03-13 16:20

Originally Posted by Sasay1960 [View Original Post]

Went by DV on Tuesday around 5, and was bored out of my mind. Got two totally lame dances. Only 4 irls when I arrived and 7 when I left at around 6:30-7 PM. Did a few things then decided to check out BZ. I arrived about 8, and I was the only customer. There was a tall, long-haired, kind of fat girl working. Two spinners came in (must have been night shift) as I walked through the door, and went to the back not to be seen again for an hour +. Sitting behind me, putting on some make-up was this very hot looking body builder. She came up and chatted and I noticed she was probably pushing 40. Very cool woman, and smart. She said she was only working this until they started shooting the new X-men movie, wherein she has a role as one of the female X-men! It may have been total BS, but I enjoyed the story. She said something about her husband that I took to mean he got messed up somehow and could not "satisfy" her. Got a dance and she was all over me. Kissing, ears, HJ over pants. Unfortunately I was wearing blue jeans. Anyway, it was good enough to convince me to VIP. Multiple positions, but no BJ; however, we started BBFS, just barely, and that scared me! I did get digits with a very strong "encouragement" to call her. She actually said she'd like to hang out, go to lunch and just get to know me. She never pushed for dances or anything, just really cool. What I liked best is she just seemed real, not some flake. Now, when I got home, I noticed a couple of drops of blood. I'm not sure if that was me getting my dick chafed on my zipper, or her. I didn't see any scars, scabs or abrasions on me, but I'll be worried for a bit. The best part was that it only took me washing my hands twice to get rid of the pussy smell. As for Mr. Happy, well I scrubbed him down with some bathroom cleaner that contained bleach and antibacterial stuff. Hope it keeps him safe! Sorry guys, I can't for the life of me remember her name. Spinner. 35-40, black hair, from TX, very muscular, and D+, about 5'4 w / o heels.

Yeah the x men thing is tottal bs unless she's a stunt doubble hope you didn't catch anything.

**Sasay1960** · 03-31-13 00:31

Went by DV on Tuesday around 5, and was bored out of my mind. Got two totally lame dances. Only 4 irls when I arrived and 7 when I left at around 6:30-7 PM. Did a few things then decided to check out BZ. I arrived about 8, and I was the only customer. There was a tall, long-haired, kind of fat girl working. Two spinners came in (must have been night shift) as I walked through the door, and went to the back not to be seen again for an hour +. Sitting behind me, putting on some make-up was this very hot looking body builder. She came up and chatted and I noticed she was probably pushing 40. Very cool woman, and smart. She said she was only working this until they started shooting the new X-men movie, wherein she has a role as one of the female X-men! It may have been total BS, but I enjoyed the story. She said something about her husband that I took to mean he got messed up somehow and could not "satisfy" her. Got a dance and she was all over me. Kissing, ears, HJ over pants. Unfortunately I was wearing blue jeans. Anyway, it was good enough to convince me to VIP. Multiple positions, but no BJ; however, we started BBFS, just barely, and that scared me! I did get digits with a very strong "encouragement" to call her. She actually said she'd like to hang out, go to lunch and just get to know me. She never pushed for dances or anything, just really cool. What I liked best is she just seemed real, not some flake. Now, when I got home, I noticed a couple of drops of blood. I'm not sure if that was me getting my dick chafed on my zipper, or her. I didn't see any scars, scabs or abrasions on me, but I'll be worried for a bit. The best part was that it only took me washing my hands twice to get rid of the pussy smell. As for Mr. Happy, well I scrubbed him down with some bathroom cleaner that contained bleach and antibacterial stuff. Hope it keeps him safe! Sorry guys, I can't for the life of me remember her name. Spinner. 35-40, black hair, from TX, very muscular, and D+, about 5'4 w / o heels.

**Willie23** · 03-25-13 11:27

Originally Posted by IHateBacon [View Original Post]

Went to BE last night wend night there was 3 or 4 other guys there and some dancers walking around topless I say about 11 dancers all about 18-33 some I'd rate all them about 6-7s only one bad one way past her prime really bad dancer also. Most were really nice to talk to and didn't strain me for a dance right away like other clubs I have been to talked to one of the dancers named Daisy or Dannie she was very young about 19 great small tits she was very boring maybe I'm just too old for her she was telling me about smoking weed in the back and how she wish she had better weed we also talked about how there's some dancers did extra stuff outside the club.

When she went to dance I talked to Tori young black girl about 25 she's I got to tell me about how she does porn not that hard to get a stripper to open up on a slow night she told me there other girls that work there that also do porn got a dance from her was good but not great. Also got a dance from a dancer about 5 foot 1 brown hair I forget her name her tits were great and she let me roam around but her dance was very mechanical and she wasn't into it maybe because it was late and she just wanted to go home. I wouldn't say don't get a dance I'd say go when she starts her shift and she's more money hungry and more willing to please the customer hope this helps.

All of these girls are barely (pardon the pun) making it financially. The last few days of the month and the first week of the month, they are going to work harder to pay the rent.

Bare Elegance operates the club, but it's actually called Valley Bare (used to be Valley Ball, and before that, Oddball's Cabaret). My favorite there at a visit a few weeks ago was Stacy, who I discussed in my last post.

**Mondo72** · 03-25-13 03:25

Originally Posted by Sasay1960 [View Original Post]

What is BE?

Bare Elegance

**Sasay1960** · 03-25-13 00:06

Originally Posted by IHateBacon [View Original Post]

Went to BE last night wend night there was 3 or 4 other guys there and some dancers walking around topless I say about 11 dancers all about 18-33 some I'd rate all them about 6-7s only one bad one way past her prime really bad dancer also. Most were really nice to talk to and didn't strain me for a dance right away like other clubs I have been to talked to one of the dancers named Daisy or Dannie she was very young about 19 great small tits she was very boring maybe I'm just too old for her she was telling me about smoking weed in the back and how she wish she had better weed we also talked about how there's some dancers did extra stuff outside the club.

When she went to dance I talked to Tori young black girl about 25 she's I got to tell me about how she does porn not that hard to get a stripper to open up on a slow night she told me there other girls that work there that also do porn got a dance from her was good but not great. Also got a dance from a dancer about 5 foot 1 brown hair I forget her name her tits were great and she let me roam around but her dance was very mechanical and she wasn't into it maybe because it was late and she just wanted to go home. I wouldn't say don't get a dance I'd say go when she starts her shift and she's more money hungry and more willing to please the customer hope this helps.

What is BE?

**IHateBacon** · 03-14-13 21:31

Went to BE last night wend night there was 3 or 4 other guys there and some dancers walking around topless I say about 11 dancers all about 18-33 some I'd rate all them about 6-7s only one bad one way past her prime really bad dancer also. Most were really nice to talk to and didn't strain me for a dance right away like other clubs I have been to talked to one of the dancers named Daisy or Dannie she was very young about 19 great small tits she was very boring maybe I'm just too old for her she was telling me about smoking weed in the back and how she wish she had better weed we also talked about how there's some dancers did extra stuff outside the club.

When she went to dance I talked to Tori young black girl about 25 she's I got to tell me about how she does porn not that hard to get a stripper to open up on a slow night she told me there other girls that work there that also do porn got a dance from her was good but not great. Also got a dance from a dancer about 5 foot 1 brown hair I forget her name her tits were great and she let me roam around but her dance was very mechanical and she wasn't into it maybe because it was late and she just wanted to go home. I wouldn't say don't get a dance I'd say go when she starts her shift and she's more money hungry and more willing to please the customer hope this helps.

**Deerom** · 02-23-13 10:53

Originally Posted by Sasay1960 [View Original Post]

Went there on the 13th. Sorry for the late post, I've been out of town. Anyway, tall decent Latiina took me to VIP. Dance started with her shoving my face into her still covered Psy. Things heated up quickly, but the only thing she wanted was for me to insert, then she asked if I wanted to DATY. I did, but the stench was so bad I practically threw up. She just laid there, bept wanting me to finger her. She did a little R&T, but I didn't have much satisfaction.

At least I got a free pass to the place for the "next" time. I got there around 10:30 and left at midnight. When I got home, I noticed that despite washing my hands at the club, they still smelled like her. I washed them twice more with a lavendar soap I have at home. When I woke up the next morning, I could still smell that nastiness on me. It finally wore off, but damm, I've never had anything that rank.

If it's a bad smell, sometimes it takes days to go away no matter how often you wash it and what you use. There should be some industrial use for that stuff.

**Sasay1960** · 02-23-13 04:13

Went there on the 13th. Sorry for the late post, I've been out of town. Anyway, tall decent Latiina took me to VIP. Dance started with her shoving my face into her still covered Psy. Things heated up quickly, but the only thing she wanted was for me to insert, then she asked if I wanted to DATY. I did, but the stench was so bad I practically threw up. She just laid there, bept wanting me to finger her. She did a little R&T, but I didn't have much satisfaction.

At least I got a free pass to the place for the "next" time. I got there around 10:30 and left at midnight. When I got home, I noticed that despite washing my hands at the club, they still smelled like her. I washed them twice more with a lavendar soap I have at home. When I woke up the next morning, I could still smell that nastiness on me. It finally wore off, but damm, I've never had anything that rank.

**Cali Girl** · 02-22-13 05:32

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**LCSisme** · 02-22-13 05:08

Went back again tonight. I was not planing to go back so soon but was in need of a pick-me-up.

Amber Lynn was MIA tonight But GINA was there and my new friend HOPE who I met on my last visit.

Both ladys are worth spending a little time & money on. They are good people.

Got to get up early-Good Night All

**LCSisme** · 02-08-13 05:56

Went back to DV in North Hollywood. Had only 4 lap dances due to low funds BUT left with a big smile

BECAUSE

I saw my two friends AMBER LYNN and GINA! Plus Devin & Hope.

A good time was had by all.

**Willie23** · 02-07-13 13:53

I dropped by "Valley Bare" last night (used to be Valley Ball, and before that "Oddball Cabaret"). Just around 6, there were 2-3 other please there. Maybe 6-7 girls dancing. A couple of porkers and a slighly plump cutie; one older dark haired woman with a good body, one young amazon with amazing implants. And Stacy, Stacy is a Teen Dream. Big natural breasts, perfect body, super cute face. CAN NOT DANCE AT ALL. Just go to admire the type of girl you could never hope to date in high school.

I did get a couple nude dances from the older chick. Very limited mileage.

**Sasay1960** · 01-24-13 18:52

Originally Posted by FigLover [View Original Post]

I went to Venus Faire this evening and had a lap dance with a girl there. While she was giving me the dance, she said that she would do "everything" at a hotel down the road for $. How could I resist?

We went and did the deed. She was super lovely and super friendly, cute little latina.

Don't think it's a common thing out of Venus Faire though. She said that she only asked me cause her rent it due and I believe her.

Stay safe.

Usually the best time to hit a SC is from about the 28th to the 2nd of the month. That's when rent is due. The have to get off the crack to save up some money. So you get them 1/2 alive as well.

**Sasay1960** · 01-24-13 18:48

Originally Posted by FigLover [View Original Post]

This place is wicked!

I have been here a few times now & wanted to go a few times before posting on here just to make sure the first time wasn't a fluke.

First time I went, I met a pretty rocka billy chick who was overly flirty and very sweet. Immediately grabbed my croch area when she sat down next to me and asked if I was up for some naughty fun! Immediately my ears pricked up and pursued this conversation! We end up going into the VIP area for $. She starts her lap dance and then as she's grinding on me, she asks if I want something more? She didn't have FS on the menu, but I ended up getting a pleasurable HJ from her that she did covered "for no mess".

Next time I went, met a middle eastern MILF who I just went and had a private dance with, no VIP & she gave me a HJ in that area while letting me get all down and dirty with her pussy! I couldn't believe it!

Best mileage I've ever had at strip clubs. Definitely going back!

Stay safe.

Unless FS is to be had in VIP, I don't venture. You guys seem to have it rough. I just came from Atlanta. We have one club there that during the day, if you go to VIP, it is pretty much understood that you will get FS unless you say no. And it is $1. 4-2 depending on the girl.