Strip Club Reports

[Shawnkilman]

Heading out to Chicago in late Feb. Where to go to? Been reading the posts and can't find anything even close to the fun we have when we travel to the Detroit area. Have I just not read enough posts to find what I'm looking for? PM if you don't want to get too specific in a public forum.

The more strip clubs I go to around here the more YMMV comes true. I have gone to some places that people have said all sorts of craziness happens and I was let down, then I have gone to other places that they said stink and my mind was blown by what happened in there. I have even gotten a dance from a girl where I was fingering her, eating her out, and she went down on me, then I bought my buddy a dance with the girl and he didn't even get a kiss.

So from what I have learned so far is always know where floor supervisor / bouncers are. They are the ones who fine the girl when they do things they shouldn't, and when they are busy you will get more. Also try not to be pushy, my favorite techinique is to not touch the girl at all, while sometimes you waste a dance on this, a lot of times the girls will get worried they are not doing a good job, and take your hands and place them everywhere. Seems like once you get grabby right away, they will let you touch that spot but stop you on others. One girl once thought I wasnt having fun so she whispered to me to make a fist, then flick her off but leave my middle finger up, at first I thought she was just being bitchy, then my finger slid in her.

So take your time at places and don't throw your money around to fast. If you want to go VIP with a girl, make sure she is doing things she probaly shouldn't be when she dances with you, this way you know the VIP will be better. I also found if you tip waitress well enough, they know a lot more than they lead on and will tell you. My final word of advice is one everyone should know. If the girl is not will to sit with you and just walks up for asking for a dance, don't get the dance, unless she is smoking hot, but you will still be let down. Find the more personal girls and if you can make a connection with them you can be golden, last time I went to a club on Friday, I was offered outcall by two girls, one girl was a pornstar and offered me a fluff job, and a final girl I met there was so wet at the end of the night she left a spot on my pants.

[FootFiend]

Heading out to Chicago in late Feb. Where to go to? Been reading the posts and can't find anything even close to the fun we have when we travel to the Detroit area. Have I just not read enough posts to find what I'm looking for? PM if you don't want to get too specific in a public forum.

[Panderus]

Okay, while not within the city proper the All Star Pub in west suburban McCook is still close enough.

Stopped in at about 5 pm on Friday (Jan. 4) during a visit to the Chicago area. I've been here before and know the quality of the women working is hit or miss. This time it was more on the miss side. Some of the dancers were just a bit too big for my taste and were not appealing at all. And during my first 30-45 minutes few of the dancers even circulated the club; just stuck with the guys they were talking with at or near the bar. Since I was last in All Stars 18 months ago, the women now offer back massages in addition to the dances.

I was preparing to leave when finally approached by Jessica, one of the prettier, less heavy dancers. But her "dancing" skills were not much.

Caught the eye of Eva just as her shift started and got her first dance on the night. She was a pretty brunette with an average build.

The best of the bunch was Michelle. I got several dances from her. She had a few extra pounds around the belly but it was not unappealing. And she knew how to move those hips of hers. Surprise, surprise. Michelle is a single mother attending nursing school. She's been dancing for about seven years and used to work at Bobby's and The Playpen in Melrose Park.

[SouthSideRed]

I'm at the O! Bleeding money. Anyone in the area can spot me a titty-club loan! Lmao

I just call them boner bucks, which I always seem to run out of when there good looker dancers working.

[Mr Charmo]

I'm at the O! Bleeding money. Anyone in the area can spot me a titty-club loan! Lmao

[Mr Charmo]

Thinking of hitting up the O. Anyone heading out yonder?

[OldTime]

What time is the best time to go? What are lappers and what does drink cost? I may have to check it out soon.

I was there twice in a month in the afternoon. I don't know about other times. $30 per song is full nude from the start. With those funky thin curtains.

[Boo1969]

Yes Jasmine is very hot. I had a few very hot dances with her a few weeks ago. Another great one is Jezebelle. The both seem to love for you to get a very close look at all of their assets.

What time is the best time to go? What are lappers and what does drink cost? I may have to check it out soon.

[CruzeControl]

Thanks OldTime. Been swamped at work, haven't been able to indulge. LOL. I will definitely be hitting Club I up next week. Will report back, have a happy new year fellas.

[OldTime]

I love Club O! Anyone every experience Jasmine, the petite black girl?

Yes Jasmine is very hot. I had a few very hot dances with her a few weeks ago. Another great one is Jezebelle. The both seem to love for you to get a very close look at all of their assets.

[CruzeControl]

I love Club O! Anyone every experience Jasmine, the petite black girl?

[Whiskey Priest]

Where have you been Mr. Priest? Have you been tending the flock? Tell me where anyone would let you chat with the ladys? Thats the place I need to go to.

Few rounds on me if you ever pop in 390 while I am there.

[Trajanic]

New to the strip club scene, was wondering if anyone could throw some advice my way. Imagine you're a guy who lives in the Evanston area with a few hours and a couple hundred bucks to kill. Where would you go? My experience to date is limited to MPs, but that's it. Where would you go? Indiana is a bit out of reach given the time constraints.

[Reign Man]

Big fan of Arnies the last time I went which was 1+ years ago. Trying to stop by before I have to leave town again. Is it open on Christmas Eve? This information is surprisingly hard to come by.

[Mr Charmo]

Was contacted by a fellow interested in hitting the club. Got there a bit early, which meant more attention from the womenfolk.

Couple of beers are only $10! Later and the evening bought a beer and a mixed for one of the girls, total $15! Shoot, man- that ain't half bad. Had dances with about 4 or 5 girls. Multi song repeats with a couple, and somehow may have managed to piss off one of the hotter girls there. Lmao.

I had a blast! Looking forward to returning ASAP, or checking out some other venue. Don't ask about extras or details, as this was a first run. Did not attempt anything, though was satisfied with some of the dances I received. I may have found a way to keep myself on the leash while I recuperate!

Anyone recommend any other places? I'm curious of 390. Will most likely avoid any place within the city, since they suck so bad. Though might end up at one on a drunken stupor sometime soon.

Make it rain, motherf*kers! I didn't get to this night, but I shall return!