Massage Parlor Reports

[Kurocha]

Didi quit King Relaxation a couple of days ago. I tried to make a reservation with her and they told me that she had left.

Currently, DiDi is back at Golden Massage above the Indian Store.

[Erik059]

Went to Rose.

As the reports say, Nara is pretty with great boobs.

They are not real though.

Dr did a great job and I am highly experienced in breast valuation.

[Niceguy808]

You are correct; as far as I know Didi left Golden Massage and went to King fka Luxury Ocean. She seems to move a lot, so she may or may not still be there.

Didi quit King Relaxation a couple of days ago. I tried to make a reservation with her and they told me that she had left.

[H Mobius]

Okay, just to make sure I go to the right place. Big Cherry is at Golden Massage but Ass Licking Didi is at King Relaxation (above Debbie's Place on King St.)? For some reason I thought they were at the same place. I guess not, huh?

You are correct; as far as I know Didi left Golden Massage and went to King fka Luxury Ocean. She seems to move a lot, so she may or may not still be there.

[Stangman808]

I was told Didi was at Golden Massage too but I did not see her in person.

Okay, just to make sure I go to the right place. Big Cherry is at Golden Massage but Ass Licking Didi is at King Relaxation (above Debbie's Place on King St.)? For some reason I thought they were at the same place. I guess not, huh?

So is Didi (Sara) no longer at Kings Relaxation, but now has come back to Golden Massage?

[Rico Suave808]

I was told Didi was at Golden Massage too but I did not see her in person.

Okay, just to make sure I go to the right place. Big Cherry is at Golden Massage but Ass Licking Didi is at King Relaxation (above Debbie's Place on King St.)? For some reason I thought they were at the same place. I guess not, huh?

[TropicalSex]

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[Kalani69]

Had a good time with Big Cherry recently at Golden Massage. This is the one located at the corner of Isenberg & Beretania St.

Okay, just to make sure I go to the right place. Big Cherry is at Golden Massage but Ass Licking Didi is at King Relaxation (above Debbie's Place on King St.)? For some reason I thought they were at the same place. I guess not, huh?

[Rico Suave808]

Had a good time with Big Cherry recently at Golden Massage. This is the one located at the corner of Isenberg & Beretania St.

L / 7: She had just came out of the shower so she had no makeup on and her hair was still wet but she still looked good. She is a lot more attractive than I thought she would be from some of the other reports. She is tall & with a big build but not overweight at all. I would guess her weight to be 150 max. She has short blond hair, shaved pussy and a larger than average clitoris which I found attractive. Much easier to perform DATY. Her breasts are natural C, are very soft with some sag but not droopy. She has a lot of tattoos on her back and arms.

A / 9: Very friendly and reads the customer well. Just tell her what you like and she will comply within reason.

S / 10: Everything on the menu but Greek (I didn't ask about that). Her BBBJ is more of a tease, much like Joy (Nirvana). She really got into the BBBJ though. Lots of bls and her dt is good to look at and feels good too. Her BBBJ went on for 10 minutes until I finally stopped her. Went down on her for some DATY and fiv where she came after about 5 minutes. By then she was well lubed naturally so I entered her bb mish where I got a lot of dfk. She had just brushed her teeth so there were no breath issues. Switched to cg after a while where she asked me what position I liked best. I told her mish because I could dfk while fucking her. She told me her favorite is doggy so I turned her around and proceeded to pound her ds for the next 40 minutes. Her ass looked so good I had to stop every once in a while and give her some dato which she loved. She came multiple times in doggy. 6 times she told me. Switched to various positions where she came a few more times. Finished cip while dfk'ing her. When I finished she was in a trance like state and asked me to hold her for a long time. 30 minutes or so. Finally told her I had to leave, showered, dressed and left. Service totally un-rushed, no knock on the door even though I was with her almost 2 hours. $50 hf, $150 tip and well worth it.

[Hiboy]

Does anyone know of other girls who work alone out of their apartments like Vicky, Janet, and Yummy. I would like to try someone new. Don't care about the infighting guys lets just go with the information.

Thanks for all the great posts.

[Splooge McDuck]

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[In Da Mixx]

You are way too emotional on this subject. I am not on anyone's side. I am just trying to figure out the truth while giving everyone the benefit of the doubt.

Yoyo said that Splooge was trying to put her out of business unless she paid him money. I do not know if this is actually true or not. But, I can tell you this. Yoyo believes it to be true and she appears to be saying it to many of her clients since she told it to me without any prompting. Those are serious allegations. What I can't figure out is why would she be doing this unless it were true? And, if this isn't true, why doesn't splooge just address it directly with her rather than airing it out on this board?

Who's story is true? Yoyo, the whacky mama, trying to destroy Splooge? Or, Splooge trying to destroy MF? Who knows for sure?

This topic has been over discussed over the past few weeks, Jackson has already asked us to move on, let's post whats really important.

[Goser]

Now you're taking Spoolges side? Spoolge! Forget them man! Don't listen to this idiot and reveal yourself to Yoyo because of a bunch tards. Let her and them think whatever the fuck they want. You don't owe them nothing! Just keep fucking them and know they have no clue who you are!

You are way too emotional on this subject. I am not on anyone's side. I am just trying to figure out the truth while giving everyone the benefit of the doubt.

Yoyo said that Splooge was trying to put her out of business unless she paid him money. I do not know if this is actually true or not. But, I can tell you this. Yoyo believes it to be true and she appears to be saying it to many of her clients since she told it to me without any prompting. Those are serious allegations. What I can't figure out is why would she be doing this unless it were true? And, if this isn't true, why doesn't splooge just address it directly with her rather than airing it out on this board?

Who's story is true? Yoyo, the whacky mama, trying to destroy Splooge? Or, Splooge trying to destroy MF? Who knows for sure?

[Goser]

If a shill is being paid to post ads for providers and admits it, would you believe any of his reports? Since for me, almost all girls are YMMV, it does not matter if there are shills nor if anyone is being paid to do ads. Any report should be taken with a grain of salt.

I take information in from all sources. Then, I try to validate it from other more reliable sources. I never take what anyone says as 100% true because they may not know the 100% truth or may have an agenda. However, even information from a proven shill could be useful.

I have been trying to think of what I would do if a mama was saying that I was shilling them and creating ads and extorting them. First thing I would do is laugh, because they clearly have it wrong. Second thing I would do is contact the mama to see if someone were posing as me because that would be the only explanation for the weird behavior. The LAST thing I would do is try to convince the boys on this message board that I am still a good guy and threaten to withhold information from the board. After I thought about it, I would only do that if I were guilty of what I was being accused.

You Genius 365 tipped me off to this concept. He accused me of being a shill, but I didn't take it personally. I still posted information I had about Lulu and Isis at MF. I didn't for a minute think that anyone believed I am actually a shill. That is how an innocent person acts when accused of a silly thing. For the first time, I actually believe that Yoyo might be correct. I am not 100% sure. But, it doesn't look good.

[Franktech]

There has been entirely too much hostility on here, lately. Look, anyone with sense knows that Splooge isn't the series of mongers with whom he was conflated. BG made a mistake. Actually, Yoyo made a mistake. Alright, cool. Water under the bridge. No need to boycott MF for that, which will mostly hurt the girls who are working there. Why take our grievances with management out on them? Instead, cut back your visits or voice your opinion to Yoyo, then see if things change.

This is a great, fun hobby, one that is enhanced when we all report our experiences, do our best not to withhold too Much information, and recognize that it's always YMMV. Make some friends, make some love, get some sleep. Don't take yourself or your experiences too seriously. Don't fall in love with a provider, if you can help it. Don't go all PB54 on a girl because she doesn't give you BBFS. Pretty simple stuff. Keep calm and monger on.

A voice of reason, finally. We should all remember what the forum is supposed to be about, bros helping bros by sharing intel on hawt hotties (and thanks to all the bros who have led me to some o' that sweet okole). If we're on here just flaming each other, we all lose (and the terrorists win!) Just remember, as always, YMMV and let the buyer beware. Let's all play nicely now.

Monger on.