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[Jay Play42]

Haha, the Hoe Advocate is still trolling around.

I been telling people watch out for him, he thinks by representing chicks they will like him.

I think in reality he wants to be that Gay best friend to these hoes.

[BPAddicted]

Listen I'm going to just address this once and never again because I know the type of person you are thats why I stayed out of past disputes involving you. This post and a couple others from you have been directed towards me and you shouldve addressed me directly but your not a real man.

Now check it everything you said in that post was ignorant because the pills I'm talking about in this thread are pills from gnc theyre vitamins just like what athletes takes. Not x or e or none of that shit. Do you even know what gnc is? And if you read my post youll see I have no problem with bbws but there are things that I didn't post which would have been worse but I chose not to. The point was to make clear if you don't care about looks go try her.

I make this clear because I wrote a review on a bbw before and someone drove a long distance only to be dissapointed. So I write clear reviews instead of just advertising girls and getting a cut. I can tell by the way you post your just a miserable old man and I think you need to check yourself because you can lose all the pounds you want, you will never in this lifetime look, perform, or be anything close to someone like me and you can ask one of your hoes for verifacation.

I hate doing stuff like this I'm only here for one reason and I try to just contribute and mind my business but you need to get off you high horse your not a leader to anyone excecpt the multiple accounts you have. Our hobby is to fuck girls and have the best experience thats why I shared info on the vitamins it keeps you healthy makes you bust better nuts and increases your sperm count amung other things like lower blood pressure and prostate health which as men we need but you want to try to taint that and throw drugs into the air when thats not at all what I'm talking about. Thats it for me I'm done now back to my regularly scheduled fuckery

I totally agree with you. The reason for this site, is to post your experiences. Good or bad. Like you, I don't have a problem with fat chicks. But if they're 300 lbs, I'm going to write about it. For some reason,"G" has a problem with that. He stated that "Guys should watch their remarks about size unless you are pumping iron and working out". Well, I pump iron and regularly work out, so I can make a remark. But I really don't have any remarks. Only my reviews. But going over "Gtrack's" statement, it doesn't really make sense. Out of all the reviews that I've read, I've never read one that put big girls down. He also goes into drugs, liquor, Viagra, coronary disease. What's wrong with this guy?

[JJlegendary18]

Listen I'm going to just address this once and never again because I know the type of person you are thats why I stayed out of past disputes involving you. This post and a couple others from you have been directed towards me and you shouldve addressed me directly but your not a real man.

Now check it everything you said in that post was ignorant because the pills I'm talking about in this thread are pills from gnc theyre vitamins just like what athletes takes. Not x or e or none of that shit. Do you even know what gnc is? And if you read my post youll see I have no problem with bbws but there are things that I didn't post which would have been worse but I chose not to. The point was to make clear if you don't care about looks go try her.

I make this clear because I wrote a review on a bbw before and someone drove a long distance only to be dissapointed. So I write clear reviews instead of just advertising girls and getting a cut. I can tell by the way you post your just a miserable old man and I think you need to check yourself because you can lose all the pounds you want, you will never in this lifetime look, perform, or be anything close to someone like me and you can ask one of your hoes for verifacation.

I hate doing stuff like this I'm only here for one reason and I try to just contribute and mind my business but you need to get off you high horse your not a leader to anyone excecpt the multiple accounts you have. Our hobby is to fuck girls and have the best experience thats why I shared info on the vitamins it keeps you healthy makes you bust better nuts and increases your sperm count amung other things like lower blood pressure and prostate health which as men we need but you want to try to taint that and throw drugs into the air when thats not at all what I'm talking about. Thats it for me I'm done now back to my regularly scheduled fuckery

Just ignore him man. Captain save a hoe just enjoys starting arguments with people. Something is definitely wrong with him. Don't worry your not the only one who is confused man, I'm also looking at your post and trying to see what did you say that was so offensive and I cannot find it. He must be seeing something different than all of us.

This guy needs to get banned

[Gtrack]

The fact that you wasted your typing to go after me is laughable. Soak this up:I become friends with providers to get service. That is something that everybody is looking to achieve when they are mongering. My level of relationship with providers is much different than most hobbyists. I enjoy the game and I am always looking for a great experience at a reasonable price. If you use artificial stimulants more power to you. I do not drink or smoke and enjoy the same plasure that you do.

[Bxbanger]

I have to put my two cents in.

BBWS IMHO give it their all despite their size. I have never had a bad experience. Guys should watch their remarks about size unless you are pumping iron and working out. I am not going to let up on this because when I read how guys have to drug or liquor themselves up before they see a provider. That might contribute to a coronary after a few strokes so get your self I in shape. Viagra is not the answer for everyone so to burst some of you guys bubble. If you do not like big girls keep your comments to yourself. I do not make disparaging remarks about slim goodies because to each his own.

Reality check for you guys sorry LOL

Listen I'm going to just address this once and never again because I know the type of person you are thats why I stayed out of past disputes involving you. This post and a couple others from you have been directed towards me and you shouldve addressed me directly but your not a real man.

Now check it everything you said in that post was ignorant because the pills I'm talking about in this thread are pills from gnc theyre vitamins just like what athletes takes. Not x or e or none of that shit. Do you even know what gnc is? And if you read my post youll see I have no problem with bbws but there are things that I didn't post which would have been worse but I chose not to. The point was to make clear if you don't care about looks go try her.

I make this clear because I wrote a review on a bbw before and someone drove a long distance only to be dissapointed. So I write clear reviews instead of just advertising girls and getting a cut. I can tell by the way you post your just a miserable old man and I think you need to check yourself because you can lose all the pounds you want, you will never in this lifetime look, perform, or be anything close to someone like me and you can ask one of your hoes for verifacation.

I hate doing stuff like this I'm only here for one reason and I try to just contribute and mind my business but you need to get off you high horse your not a leader to anyone excecpt the multiple accounts you have. Our hobby is to fuck girls and have the best experience thats why I shared info on the vitamins it keeps you healthy makes you bust better nuts and increases your sperm count amung other things like lower blood pressure and prostate health which as men we need but you want to try to taint that and throw drugs into the air when thats not at all what I'm talking about. Thats it for me I'm done now back to my regularly scheduled fuckery

[Captain Napalm]

I have to put my two cents in.

BBWS IMHO give it their all despite their size. I have never had a bad experience. Guys should watch their remarks about size unless you are pumping iron and working out. I am not going to let up on this because when I read how guys have to drug or liquor themselves up before they see a provider. That might contribute to a coronary after a few strokes so get your self I in shape. Viagra is not the answer for everyone so to burst some of you guys bubble. If you do not like big girls keep your comments to yourself. I do not make disparaging remarks about slim goodies because to each his own.

Reality check for you guys sorry LOL

I'd rather get 10 service from a 2 than 2 service from a 10

[Night2]

To all my fellow mongers in new york

Do not and I mean do not

Go to Cali to monger thats if your black

These hoes out here are something else you pull up an they drop head and take flight LOL.

They think I'm a pimp an they don't give you a chance to halla

I'm out here for work an I try the back page but thats a bust them hoe talking to crazy for me.

An the Cali forum don't look to give you any help putting you on to were you can pull one thats not on that fronting shit.

But I most say not all was lost I did got this Ecuadoran on the street cool chick in her early 20's tight pussy an know how to use her pussy too I took sum pic

So I say stay away an if a Cali monger come to ny I will sure to ex-stand the same hand out.

[Night2]

[Gtrack]

I have to put my two cents in.

BBWS IMHO give it their all despite their size. I have never had a bad experience. Guys should watch their remarks about size unless you are pumping iron and working out. I am not going to let up on this because when I read how guys have to drug or liquor themselves up before they see a provider. That might contribute to a coronary after a few strokes so get your self I in shape. Viagra is not the answer for everyone so to burst some of you guys bubble. If you do not like big girls keep your comments to yourself. I do not make disparaging remarks about slim goodies because to each his own.

Reality check for you guys sorry LOL

[Da Firewithin]

This review made my night.

Okay so I've been looking on BP for something to pound out because I've had a serious urge. After a couple missed connections I found myself slumming it. Looking for who was available. I came across.

http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ky-24/28916373

I figured ill give her a try. When I get there I see although she is he girl in the pics, in person she was not appealing at all.

Ill start by saying this, even though she was probably the most unattractive girl I ever banged, the service made up for that. She had a small round face with a large gut and no shape whatsoever she had long hair and big tities. She had a great attitude I started by sucking on her tits she said she liked the way I sucked her tits. She asked if I wanted CBJ or bbj I opted for bbj which was nice. She sucked it good while I grabbed her hair. I told her to get nasty with it and she complied well. I started with doggie her puss was real warm and her ass wasnt bad but it wasnt nice either but her dirty talk is probably amung the best I ever had. Her pussy was getting super wet and I was fucking her so hard grabbing her shoulders and her shirt, while she screamed yes papi over and over. She also made me laugh a little when she said "give me all that dick I'm a greedy *" LOL she said that a couple times but all of her moaning and dirty talk made me hornier to both our benefits, for me because I bust an intensely good nut. And when we were done she said "damn you got some good dick" she made it clear she enjoyed herself aswell

In conclusion I will say that if service is what matters above all to you then she could be a good choice, because besides her looks everything else is superb. If you want an attractive female then do not see her at all. But everybody has there own preference I've seen guys on here who like massive bbws. I wouldn't repeat at all her service is great but I feel like she should have paid me for that. I will be looking to bang a much hotter chick soon to make up for that. So keep the reviews coming!

[Bxbanger]

Hey 'Banger, this is my review on her partner. Like I said, you had the better of the 2. It's just that your trick isn't text friendly.

So you're considering the "2 tons of fun" at the same time? That should be a nice review, LOL. Can't wait to hear what happens.

LOL the friend she had with her was some latin chick a bit chubby but not big likr they are. But after I got home I felt just like you did. That experience is something I would pay to forget. I can't believe I smashed a chick so unattractive and payed for it. I had plenty of chances to change my mind but a horny entoxicated mind can't be trusted LOL.

[BPAddicted]

Last night I reached a high level of Mongoing. Which is being a scum-bag. It started with me sitting on the couch, watching TV with my lady while my little one played. I made a drink, and found myself scanning the BP ads on my new Kindle Fire my Lady bought me for our Anniversary. By the 3rd. Drink, I knew what I had to do, feed my addition. As my family gets ready for bed, I'm texting back and forth negotiating prices. I start with dime pieces, then slowly drop to anything. (I really need help). It reminds me about this joke I heard. A Bartender is serving a Patron drinks, when he notices that every time, after every drink, the guy looks in his pocket, and orders another drink. After the 6th. Drink, the Bartender ask the guy,"Why do you look in your pocket, after every drink"? The guy replies,"I have a picture of my wife in my pocket. When she starts looking like a super model, I know it's time to go home". LOL.

Anyway, my family is asleep. I shower, get dress, and creeped out the house. But what makes it bad, is I don't have any cash on me and I don't want to go to the ATM so late cause I'm drunk. So I take some money from the emergency stash. (And I take enough to bargain for the trick and her friend). So, with no coat on, I creep to my car, when I realized that my lady's car is blocking mine. So, back in the house, I go through her bag for her keys, and off I go to Elmford, in my Lady's car.

This is who I see:

http://westchester.backpage.com/Fema...rl-20/28888591

Yeah, I know. I WAS DRUNK! Give me a break, LOL.

So, I get to the Hotel. Pretty nice hotel. I get in the room. She's much cutter in person. I told her she looks like "Snookie" from the Jersey Shore. I give her the dough, and get in the bed. She lights up a cigarette and hands me the rubber. (I didn't care to much about the smoking, I just wanted to nut and get home before my Lady realizes I'm gone). She starts off with a CBJ which was ok. After about 2 minutes, she stops and ask me how I want it. I told her I wanted to get on top. So I slip it in and humped away. But for some reason I whisper in her ear "Do you feel the love"? She whispers back "Yeah, I do". While holding her arms apart, I suck on her chest which made her cum. I gave that trick a real "BFE". (And that's what I do with my Lady). When I was done, she told me I was the first all day. Which I believe, cause there were fresh towels in the bathroom. She asked me my name, and told me that she will log my number and hope we can get together again.

On my way home, the guilt hit me. I felt like a real scum-bag. Taking the house money, going through my lady's bag, and taking her car to feed a bad addiction. And if she's up, when I get in, I have some serious explaining to do. And not to mention, taking a chance by driving. A DWI would ruin me.

I get home, and everyone is still asleep.

Hey 'Banger, this is my review on her partner. Like I said, you had the better of the 2. It's just that your trick isn't text friendly.

So you're considering the "2 tons of fun" at the same time? That should be a nice review, LOL. Can't wait to hear what happens.

[Bxbanger]

Nice review 'banger. I spent time with her partner:

http://westchester.backpage.com/Fema...l-20/28888591.

I wrote about her in one of my previous reviews. Seems like you got the better of the 2. The only reason I went with this one, is because she was more text friendly.

I couldn't find your report I'm curious on how her friends service is. After I left I text her asking if her and her friend does 2girl specials, but she didn't answer.

[BPAddicted]

Okay so I've been looking on BP for something to pound out because I've had a serious urge. After a couple missed connections I found myself slumming it. Looking for who was available. I came across.

http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ky-24/28916373

I figured ill give her a try. When I get there I see although she is he girl in the pics, in person she was not appealing at all.

Ill start by saying this, even though she was probably the most unattractive girl I ever banged, the service made up for that. She had a small round face with a large gut and no shape whatsoever she had long hair and big tities. She had a great attitude I started by sucking on her tits she said she liked the way I sucked her tits. She asked if I wanted CBJ or bbj I opted for bbj which was nice. She sucked it good while I grabbed her hair. I told her to get nasty with it and she complied well. I started with doggie her puss was real warm and her ass wasnt bad but it wasnt nice either but her dirty talk is probably amung the best I ever had. Her pussy was getting super wet and I was fucking her so hard grabbing her shoulders and her shirt, while she screamed yes papi over and over. She also made me laugh a little when she said "give me all that dick I'm a greedy *" LOL she said that a couple times but all of her moaning and dirty talk made me hornier to both our benefits, for me because I bust an intensely good nut. And when we were done she said "damn you got some good dick" she made it clear she enjoyed herself aswell

In conclusion I will say that if service is what matters above all to you then she could be a good choice, because besides her looks everything else is superb. If you want an attractive female then do not see her at all. But everybody has there own preference I've seen guys on here who like massive bbws. I wouldn't repeat at all her service is great but I feel like she should have paid me for that. I will be looking to bang a much hotter chick soon to make up for that. So keep the reviews coming!

Nice review 'banger. I spent time with her partner:

http://westchester.backpage.com/Fema...l-20/28888591.

I wrote about her in one of my previous reviews. Seems like you got the better of the 2. The only reason I went with this one, is because she was more text friendly.

[Bxbanger]

Okay so I've been looking on BP for something to pound out because I've had a serious urge. After a couple missed connections I found myself slumming it. Looking for who was available. I came across http://bronx.backpage.com/FemaleEsco...ky-24/28916373 I figured ill give her a try. When I get there I see although she is he girl in the pics, in person she was not appealing at all.

Ill start by saying this, even though she was probably the most unattractive girl I ever banged, the service made up for that. She had a small round face with a large gut and no shape whatsoever she had long hair and big tities. She had a great attitude I started by sucking on her tits she said she liked the way I sucked her tits. She asked if I wanted CBJ or bbj I opted for bbj which was nice. She sucked it good while I grabbed her hair. I told her to get nasty with it and she complied well. I started with doggie her puss was real warm and her ass wasnt bad but it wasnt nice either but her dirty talk is probably amung the best I ever had. Her pussy was getting super wet and I was fucking her so hard grabbing her shoulders and her shirt, while she screamed yes papi over and over. She also made me laugh a little when she said "give me all that dick I'm a greedy *****" LOL she said that a couple times but all of her moaning and dirty talk made me hornier to both our benefits, for me because I bust an intensely good nut. And when we were done she said "damn you got some good dick" she made it clear she enjoyed herself aswell

In conclusion I will say that if service is what matters above all to you then she could be a good choice, because besides her looks everything else is superb. If you want an attractive female then do not see her at all. But everybody has there own preference I've seen guys on here who like massive bbws. I wouldn't repeat at all her service is great but I feel like she should have paid me for that. I will be looking to bang a much hotter chick soon to make up for that. So keep the reviews coming!