Massage Parlor Reports

**Franklin** · 09-15-12 20:56

Has anyone been to the new massage place in Carpinteria? Not the one by Taco Grande, but the one by Reyes Market. I drove by yesterday but there was a bad car wreck out front as I drove up. One of the providers was outside snapping photos. I thought it looks like bad karma and I certainly don't want my photo taken, so I continued on.

**Hobby knob** · 09-15-12 13:05

Originally Posted by Rayle [View Original Post]

Does anyone have any info on any of the mp's in the Santa Maria area. I am headed up that way and was looking for info on anything. Pm me if you want.

I've been to the place in Nipomo two times. Nice table shower. Ended happy.

**Slideguy** · 09-06-12 19:12

Just wanted to post about my revisit to Storke. Was greeted by Amy and led to a smaller room than previously but had a comfy table. Had a little chit chat about my day and settled on what I wanted off the menu. Then off to the races. I was impressed by Amy's performance and dexterity as we moved about. She must have had a longer day than me because she wore out quicker than I hoped. Looks 7. Performance 7 (could have been better perhaps if I was able to come earlier in the day). Therapeutic 7. She has command of a firm but relaxing touch. Would repeat but she said she was going back to LA in a few days. Guess they're cycling through within 7-10 days? Again, a well kept establishment. Sparse (which is typical) but clean in appearance.

**Luckystonewood** · 08-24-12 23:03

Originally Posted by Rayle [View Original Post]

Does anyone have any info on any of the mp's in the Santa Maria area. I am headed up that way and was looking for info on anything. Pm me if you want.

Try Ocean Breeze, SE corner of Chapel St and Elizabeth St. It is its own building among a medical building and residential area. The sister Spa is Nipomo in a strip mall at SW corner of Orchard and Division, in the back near the car wash (Mandarin Spa). Some of the ladies have rotated out since my last visit. Also try Apple in Nipomo on Teft. Table shower is offered there and they are Korean. There are several places in SM but haven't tried the others.

LS

**Rayle** · 08-20-12 16:32

Does anyone have any info on any of the mp's in the Santa Maria area. I am headed up that way and was looking for info on anything. Pm me if you want.

**Nutzoid** · 05-11-12 11:11

Originally Posted by Evansville Man [View Original Post]

I'll be flying out your way the middle of next week and staying for about a week.

Any advice on any AMPs I should definitely visit to help me relax, or any I should definitely avoid?

Thanks in advance!

Evansville Man.

Ps. *Double Thanks* to Nutzoid for some of his previous information via PM, I hope it's still up-to-date 'cause I plan on using it!

I hope you have a great time. BTW, for you and anyone else asking, Jenny in Ventura (previously of Goleta) is on vacation.

**Evansville Man** · 05-10-12 21:54

I'll be flying out your way the middle of next week and staying for about a week.

Any advice on any AMPs I should definitely visit to help me relax, or any I should definitely avoid?

Thanks in advance!

Evansville Man.

Ps. *Double Thanks* to Nutzoid for some of his previous information via PM, I hope it's still up-to-date 'cause I plan on using it!

**Dream Line** · 04-30-12 01:29

Was greeted this eve by MS. Led to first room and got ready.

Cpl minutes later in walks "JC"- late 20's? Kinda dark in the room. Looks 5, body 6. 5.

Asks hard or soft. I had a long day, I wanted to relax so I opted soft. I am suprised no TS was offered, I am from MD so I don't know if you don't have that out here or just becasue of the area set up it wasnt avail.

She started off for about 10-15min with some pushing style massage (if you call it that) I was getting extremely dissappointed and thought to myself I am only here for one reason anyway.

After 15 she abruptly leaves the room? Comes back, apologises and proceeds to lotion me up. From that point on she actually gives me a great massage. Things are looking up.

After a while on the pretty decent massage the flip. About 10min of a pretty good massage and some roaming close to the spot on top the towel. I open my eyes, she looks at me and says "ok?" I said YES, LOL.

No offer for extras just proceeds with a heavy lotion up with both hands. I was a little dissappointed. At first.

5 minutes into it, her second hand roams down my crack toward my AH. Now, this said, I've never had a prostate massage but have always wanted and wondered.

She continues the stroke while rubbing the starfish and I will tell you I wasnt upset over it.

As it went on she adjusted speed up and down to match my needs. When the time came I erupted nicely with her stroking vigorously in two areas.

Needless to say I left very happy.

**KalEl007** · 01-23-12 22:13

Does anyone have any info on AMPs in Santa Maria or Nipomo? I've seen one or two but am unsure about them. Obviously I don't want to be in one if it gets raided. So any info would be greatly appreciated.

**Marcath** · 01-16-12 13:24

Paid a visit to Mulan recently. Nice rooms, friendly staff.

Gave. 50 for hr after mentioning. 10 discount when mentioning online ad.

Was shown to room and got ready. In walked another gal to do the massage. She asked 'you been here before? ', I tried to say 'no' and she said 'oh yes'. I thought that was funny.

She gave a nice massage, slight brushing in the right places but not much. After the flip she did some leg massage and then started playing, that woke things up. I asked her name and she said Linda (I've seen more Lindas than any other 'name') She motioned HE and asked 'you want? '. I motioned BJ and we settled on. 6. She left the room and came back with the old seran wrap cover. WHAA? I wanted her to take off her top but she only pulled up her top and bra. She has the nicest tits with huge nipples, very enjoyable.

She did a nice job though, maybe next time I'll bring my own 'standard' cover.

Not sure if more is available but that could be fun with 'Linda'.

**Nutzoid** · 11-01-11 10:19

I just had an extended session with Jenny who worked in Goleta. I happened upon here by accident at another AMP. She loves to have her clit sucked and munched on. Very cool older asian lady. She is always very vocal and can come a half dozen time orally. She is pushing 50, extremely youthful body but a fugly face. She can suck the chrome (BBBJCIM) of a trailer hitch. Trusted regulars or senior please PM me for details if interested. A little 411 would be appreciated in return.

**Rob Bobroy** · 08-19-11 13:15

Macarth's post got me thinking and wondering if this place is all tease and no action. So, I decided "I shall return".

I returned and did get the basic extras. I am not going to post details since this is a public board and SB is a small town, but the extras are there in case you were wondering.

**Marcath** · 08-15-11 11:14

Went by this new place to check it out. Only one women working, Christy. Cute face, ok bod. Went for the half hour. The massage was nice with plenty of passes in the right areas. Even brought out the hot stones. Never had that before so it surprised me.

Figured it was going to be like Rob reported before but that was ok since it was a good massage. She had me turn over and after some chest and leg massaging she started rubbing the right area and smiling at me. She let my hands roam but nothing too heavy.

Had me going real good and said 'ok, times up' pointed to the clock and I thought she asked how I wanted to finish. I made the sign for Hand. For the first time ever for me, she said 'you finish'. Tried to talk her into finishing for me but it was not going to happen. Overall though, still ok. .4 for the half and I gave her. 2 more. I'll try it again. At the very least, a nice massage. It's a bummer when there is only one woman working though, she had to go answer the door and the phone.

**Rob Bobroy** · 08-09-11 13:44

Originally Posted by John6255 [View Original Post]

Guys I know this is the wrong forum, but the CL forum looks like it hasn't been used lately. If I could ask for suggestions on notels in Santa Barbara near the 101 and State street, I would appreciate it. Me and a gal I know going to go up to Chumash and I want to stop off somewhere along State St. There's an old dumpy notel right there but does that place do hourly rates? Any info regarding that place or suggestion for other places would be most appreciated.

There are no hourly motels in SB area as far as I know. Anything under 100 is good. Even Motel 6 is near 100 here.