Massage Parlor Reports

[Prototype]

Visited Oriental spa a few weeks before the holidays because a friend went there for his first time every going to a spa. Little did he know I was quite well versed in spas back in the good old days. It was late on a Sunday, older lady answered the door and she turned out to be the one to give the massage. I think she offered TS but I declined. Quite decent massage. On flip I didn't expect much from past experiences with MD AMPs, but she seemed willing to do anything. I think she was going to get a little pricey and I was on a limited budget that night. Did get teased with a bit of BBBJ, she finished with HJ. Not bad at all and I was surprised by the extra service. .7 / hr. 5 tip She told me to come back, she had younger girls. I have not been back yet, and expect pricey if I do.

[Cream]

Saw a cute young blonde with baby fat. Looks 6. 5, nice hair. Ok massage, HJ. I massaged her and got to taste. Unfortunately not economical 160+40 for 30 min. Will not repeat. FS avail but $$$

[Cream]

Nice massage by thin masseuse who must have been over 60 why old. Saran wrap BJ, a little teethy but worked. 4+6/30 min. I am pathetic and depraved.

[LikeTights]

I've been going to KB for about a year & it gets better every time! Today was a four hand & it was the most erotic experience I've ever had. She's cute, fun to talk to & gets to know you more & more with each chance she gets. Her partner, Ashley was beautiful & not at all shy about put her hands on me! Next time, I'll book more time to enjoy the pleasures of these two ladies.

[M1951]

Hi All.

I was at an AMP about 2 months ago on Eastern Avenue in Middle River area and had a girl name Amy. She was a little heavy but not to heavy. Has anyone heard of her? I went looking for her but could not locate, If you have any clue please send me an private message.

Thanks.

M1951

[Tae217]

Visited this spot yesterday, Mama told me they were busy and to come back in an hour so I did. Mama led me to the room and 10 mins later in walk Julie. Tall nice body with fake rack $70 for the hour. Undressed and she led me to the TS. Nice TS with good attention to the boys. Led back to the room where I received a pretty decent massage. On the flip she automatically went to town with a nice CBJ then cowgirl and K9 to finish. She left to get hot towel. She cleaned me up good and helped me get dressed. $ tip. She led me to the door kissed my cheek and said come Back soon. Great experience! Will repeat

[Butter Dog]

So I'm a little late on reporting, but stopped by PT a few weeks ago before the Christmas holiday. Not sure why I'm mentioning that, because it was the typical very average AMP experience. Nothing extraordinary, except for maybe the TS, which most know is not a common place as it once was. Personally, I just love a nice wash down. Everything else was pretty much like it is at the average 'fill in the blank' name AMP. .7. 4.

LARS™ Rating:

Face: 7

Body: 7. 5

Attitude: 8

Service: 8.

Butter Dog

[Blkninj01]

Just came back from BSH. This was my second time there. Massage not as good as the first time but the provider made sure I was completely relaxed at the end. Appeared very friendly and eager to please. Wanted me to come back soon.

[Ginger Man]

Just visited B&B before Christmas. Got a nice Christmas present, but looks like the house is trying to get their own as well. $80 for an hour! Seems a bit steep. Definitely cuts into my budget. On the up side, had a nice relaxing time with Sarah. Sweet girl.

Cheers

If you go to NOVA, that is the standard rate. I don't know, everyone is out to make a living.

[Kujome]

Just visited B&B before Christmas. Got a nice Christmas present, but looks like the house is trying to get their own as well. $80 for an hour! Seems a bit steep. Definitely cuts into my budget. On the up side, had a nice relaxing time with Sarah. Sweet girl.

Cheers

[DrummerBoy]

Was is howard county this afternoon. Stopped by a place near and dear to my heart.

This place is so clean and so professional. After the shower went to the sauna, there were herbs roasting in a basket as I enjoyed the stress relief.

The woman assigned was so good. Another GFE for sure.

She played with me, then made love to me, then conversed with me.

I asked her to make love with me, this lead to a shock.

She asks me if I had beed there before, I said yes.

*

She leaves the room, comes back with a woman first initial J (has been working here for years, graduated from provider to business manager).

J enters the room while I sit on the table naked, confirms with provider that I have been.

A regular for a long time. Confirms that I am ok!

*

After it all I still had wood, she noticed and offered a hand job to finish me off.

If it is where I am thinking of, a girl there once told me "I don't make love, I FUCK!" Then she proceeded to make that point.

[Natty Bohner]

Monday must have been some sort of AMP discount day, because the mongers were out and about. LOL.

Since Eastern Health has closed I found myself going somewhere else. (Eastern was a 10 min drive for me so it was easy) I decided to swing into B&S on 7. As I drove up I saw a gentleman walking it. In appropriate fashion, I waited in my car for a min or two to let him get settled in. As I was sitting there, an SUV / Van pulled up quickly and 2 Hispanic guys jumped out and quickly walked into B&S. So I said fuck it and decided to go else where.

Headed over to Green Ocean. Have never been. Like other reports from long ago, its weird with their parking and entrance. When I was there a monger had just went into a room. As I lay on the table during my session the door bell rang 2 more separate times. BUSY! Had a very young provider 20-30 (hard to tell anymore). Decent technique, received anything I was looking for. As I left there was a man waiting in the living room-ish area. Might return since my local spot is closed.

[Wiz Fan]

NOT a standard AMP service. Beltsville was rare to offer this. They have been closed for a year (in Jan). You will need to find this through an escort (or that SW you reviewed). If there are any AMP girls offering up such a service it is always going to be YMMV and with clients they have known for a long long time. Which is why BT was rare, as in almost all clients were offered the same.

Good luck with that search.

You can check out peach XXXXX on craigslist nova board. Ask of yoyo.

[Red330]

Went to the new (couple months) spot in Timonium that's not on York Road but nearby on Friday night. One girl working, nothing in the parking lot. 1/2 hour, .5, she was older 40ish at least. Decent massage, decent release. Will repeat if I'm desperate. Which it feels like I'm getting on this side of town. Did tip. 2. She seemed unhappy but I wasn't thrilled with the service so that's what ya get.

If you can't find it, your not looking in the right places. Trying to ride the line here for those smart enough to look, and not give it away to LE.

[Brahmabull]

Anybody know of some good places to get BBBJ? For a long time I was going to Beltsville Accupressure which was a really great spot. But they closed down a few months ago and I've been serching ever since. I know for the most part with AMP's it's YMMV but any insite would be great. Please PM if you prefer to avoid giving away your golden goose especially if it's in Howard County because that area is really hot for LE right now. It seems like every other week theres a place shutting down to "Plumbing Problems" Hmm?

NOT a standard AMP service. Beltsville was rare to offer this. They have been closed for a year (in Jan). You will need to find this through an escort(or that SW you reviewed). If there are any AMP girls offering up such a service it is always going to be YMMV and with clients they have known for a long long time. Which is why BT was rare, as in almost all clients were offered the same.

Good luck with that search.