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  1. #5046
    Quote Originally Posted by IAmGib1  [View Original Post]
    Are they having server problems or have they been seized by LE?
    Site is working fine. Their security certificate just expired and they haven't updated a new one so your browser is throwing a freak out warning. Click past and it'll work per norm.

  2. #5045
    Quote Originally Posted by DreamFreez  [View Original Post]
    With white girls its 50/50 chance of getting a good session, usually they are coked up or high as a kite or have some kind of mental issues. But when you get the good ones you don't want to leave them.
    So true. But I think it's more like a 30% chance of getting a good session. It's mostly cultural, with the negative views towards sex and promiscuity ingrained from the largely Judeo Christian background of Western society. Eastern Asian culture doesn't seem to have the stigma tied to sex like we do. (minus the Chinese, they're just repressed in general).

  3. #5044
    Banned Member


    Posts: 1258

    Humaniplex down today!

    Are they having server problems or have they been seized by LE?

  4. #5043
    Quote Originally Posted by WaterDude18  [View Original Post]
    I had a question about Korean providers. I would like to venture in the Korean scene. Any recommendations on how to get started? Should I look at agencies or hx? I want to take get teased in the shower LOL.
    If you already have seen girls on HX, check out the agencies there, find a girl that interests you and make sure to cross reference either here and or the other review site since the majority of the girls don't look anything like their pics. Be sure to check out the Asian pleaser thread since your new.

  5. #5042

    I recommend Viki from SexyFunKGirls.

    They are desperate for business. I saw her yesterday and the booker was surprised that I found their website and number -- apparently, their listing on a particular website was shut down.

    Anyway, Viki is an excellent provider -- about 39-43 years old. In excellent shape -- 5'1, about 90-95 lbs, very nice Cs, great looking pussy.

    Tremendous service overall. Very focused and attentive on getting you off. BBFSCIP x 2 for sure.

    If you want more info, please send me a PM.

    Quote Originally Posted by WaterDude18  [View Original Post]
    I had a question about Korean providers. I would like to venture in the Korean scene. Any recommendations on how to get started? Should I look at agencies or hx? I want to take get teased in the shower LOL.

  6. #5041

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    Quote Originally Posted by WaterDude18  [View Original Post]
    I had a question about Korean providers. I would like to venture in the Korean scene. Any recommendations on how to get started? Should I look at agencies or hx? I want to take get teased in the shower LOL.
    There are multiple pages here, it is very informative.

    I just got into KTE a couple of years back, I was very lucky, it was thanksgiving and their business was down, I contacted the booker, he said send me a pic of your driver's license, I didn't respond, they he asked for age and ethnicity, I gave him details and he gave access to his website, and from then on I ve been seeing girls with that agency. The service is excellent 95% of the time. Even though I m attracted to white girls more than Asian girls, I go there for the service, you ll feel good after.

    With white girls its 50/50 chance of getting a good session, usually they are coked up or high as a kite or have some kind of mental issues. But when you get the good ones you don't want to leave them.

  7. #5040

    Lol

    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisPoontang  [View Original Post]
    I heard he broke his tongue off in some HX girl (who's no longer available. Of course!

    He letting his tongue heal so he can get back to licking prostitute pussy so that he can make them cum like crazy.
    Hahaha I just assumed he's on one of these other handles posting.

  8. #5039
    Quote Originally Posted by DreamFreez  [View Original Post]
    Speaking of Koreans, dude they are my favorite, like you have no idea, they get in the shower with you give you a bath, massage, clean you right, you also get a slight tease in the shower, they brush teeth with you and the sessions are amazing. The only thing is they are seasonal, The ones I m attracted to come and go, they are here for 2 months max. I really miss that Jasmin chick, my god, I got pampered like I was a baby or like 100 year old man in the shower, the way she took care of me, It felt so good, when I get services like that I don't really care about the donations. I wish some of these hot white girls provide services like the Koreans.
    I had a question about Korean providers. I would like to venture in the Korean scene. Any recommendations on how to get started? Should I look at agencies or hx? I want to take get teased in the shower LOL.

  9. #5038
    Troll, if you don't put me on ignore then don't complain about what I post


    Posts: 2688
    Quote Originally Posted by ItsBrypol  [View Original Post]
    No posts from "SteakTartare".

    I hope all OK with him.
    I heard he broke his tongue off in some HX girl (who's no longer available. Of course!

    He letting his tongue heal so he can get back to licking prostitute pussy so that he can make them cum like crazy.
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  10. #5037

    Just curious

    No posts from "SteakTartare".

    I hope all OK with him.

  11. #5036
    Quote Originally Posted by RandoCalrssn  [View Original Post]
    I saw MsTurner back when she was PaigeTurner (or PaigeTurnah or something like that). She was friendly at first and we had a really nice conversation actually for the first 5-10 minutes, but once activity started she was definitely a clock watcher and wanted to cut every activity short. For example: BBBJ was good but lasted only a few minutes maybe. Then when I DATY after like 30 seconds she said she wanted to fuck, then when I put on the cover and started in missionary she gave me the dreaded "cum for me baby" like 15 minutes into an hour session. She also complained about my size. I'm bigger than average, sure, but definitely not a mandingo, but she was almost like offended when she saw jr, as if I had tricked her and now she had to deal with a bigger than average dick. I'm young and in fairly good shape and don't think I'm hideous, but maybe she just really wasn't into me. Who knows. I've heard other people give her better reviews.

    Fair warning though she is an intense drinker. Can likely drink all of us under the table. So maybe she either didn't have enough to drink that day or had too much.
    Thanks for the info. Fortunately. Or unfortunately. I'm not too worried about getting any complaints about my dick being too big. Maybe I'll give her a go next time she's in my hood. I guess the lesson here is to thread the needle and see her late enough in the day when she's had enough pops to put down the prior days hangover but not so late that she's a hot mess, just sloppy enough to be fun. Sounds like a 5:00 pm appointment is in order.

  12. #5035
    Quote Originally Posted by ChrisPoontang  [View Original Post]
    Fat like a midwestern housewife.

    More mileage then Volvo big rig.

    Same attitude as 7/11 clerk.

    If you want a sloppy fat, middle aged woman just go on Tinder.

    It will be free (you might have to buy dinner) and they'll appreciate you more then fatgirl_liz!
    Add chunky monkey drama queen and if anyone read the blog in she is defending that hiv positive chick!

    Please, I've seen her and she hangs around with those same people and gave her and a friend a ride after a session. Her friend asked me if I knew where to get substances I said NO. Can't help ya. Never saw liz again after that.

  13. #5034
    Troll, if you don't put me on ignore then don't complain about what I post


    Posts: 2688
    Quote Originally Posted by RJD123  [View Original Post]
    Any intel / feedback on Badgirl_liz would be appreciated?
    Fat like a midwestern housewife.

    More mileage then Volvo big rig.

    Same attitude as 7/11 clerk.

    If you want a sloppy fat, middle aged woman just go on Tinder.

    It will be free (you might have to buy dinner) and they'll appreciate you more then fatgirl_liz!

  14. #5033

    Thanks for the info dude

    Quote Originally Posted by HapaBoy86  [View Original Post]
    I have a virtual spreadsheet in my head to keep track of the girls I like. Many I see again and many I just move on because you learn alot about a girl in that 1 hr or 2 hr through pillow talk. I try to stay clear of girls who are into substances but sometimes "they're" the best f*cks and creampie sessions I've ever had.

    When a new girl hits HX I make contact and do some quik intel and make a decision within a few hours cause they're going to get used and abused real fast especially when it comes to BBFS stuff and creampie. I want to be the first to hit that shit before she gets outed. Cause it can get ugly! Yes, I'm guilty in that past for outing girls but keep the good ones to myself now cause too many guys like to ask but not give back BBFS intel in return!

    I only see GFE providers and if they don't offer the full GFE I won't see them cause right now they're is many right who are not GFE on hx.

    I try to stay awy from crews casue your pretty much talking to a female / male booker and what the booker offers in first contact the girl sometimes doesn't offer and the bitching begins.

    I always try to build a relation with the girl not the booker casue they always leave the booker for another of go indie. Had very good luck with!

    Bad thing about regulars is they soon become independent on you and eventually get the texts. Babe can I borrow money and etc. That's when I leave as a regular.

    Remember also all these girls have baggage! Running from the law, have valid warrants in current states or other states, wanted for child support, wanted for traffic vilolation, wanted for robbery and assault, wanted for all kinda substances of using or sell*ng, and etc.

    I have seen all of them types on hx for the above mentioned and alot of them are working currently on hx. LOL.

    Best girls to see in my opinion our the kdolls casue you get fresh shower / towels / mouthwash, clean bedroom, clean bathroom.
    I have stopped seeing girls with burnt marks, needle, band aids etc on the body, f that, one it looks unattractive, two I don't want to get involved with that types, three you never know their story of how they got into this business.

    Recently I met this one provider, she said her car broke down a few weeks back and she wanted to buy some stuff from CVS, so I m driving her and there's a cop tailgating me, I was praying so hard that I don't get pulled over, I asked her and she said, "cops here are very weird, I had this happen to me so many times". Irvine cops are not to mess with, Luckily I didn't get pulled over.

    If I had got pulled over, her outfit threw off all kinds of red flags, and I would have been fucked. I drove that night like it's my DMV exam LOL. Even though she's hot and she has my contacts and shit, I won't repeat with her. Because of marks and the cop incident. I also found out that her husband is sentenced for 15 years prison time, he's done with 3.

    Speaking of Koreans, dude they are my favorite, like you have no idea, they get in the shower with you give you a bath, massage, clean you right, you also get a slight tease in the shower, they brush teeth with you and the sessions are amazing. The only thing is they are seasonal, The ones I m attracted to come and go, they are here for 2 months max. I really miss that Jasmin chick, my god, I got pampered like I was a baby or like 100 year old man in the shower, the way she took care of me, It felt so good, when I get services like that I don't really care about the donations. I wish some of these hot white girls provide services like the Koreans.

  15. #5032

    Badgirl_liz

    Any intel / feedback on Badgirl_liz would be appreciated?

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