Humaniplexx

**Cbonia2** · 07-26-20 11:30

Originally Posted by ChrisPoontang [View Original Post]

She's fucking huge.

She has more rolls then Ralphs bakery.

The tattoos and ghetto nails arent helping.

I mean what happened?

She's obviously charging by the pound now days.

I would have walked out! Talk about bait-and-switch! She should be paying the guys who stay and not dry-heave during the session.

**Husky2009** · 07-26-20 02:22

Originally Posted by ChrisPoontang [View Original Post]

She's fucking huge.

She has more rolls then Ralphs bakery.

The tattoos and ghetto nails arent helping.

I mean what happened?

She's obviously charging by the pound now days.

"The tattoos and ghetto nails arent helping. " Made Me Laugh Up Loud.

**Kmp Chaser** · 07-26-20 00:52

I'm a newbie to the mongering scene but I've been making an effort to read the forums to fill in the blanks on how stuff works. I noticed that agencies (esp. Ones with kgirls) are very skittish about newmongers and require references / ratings before they'd open up the menu. And rightly so. I don't have an issue with that. Such scrutiny is safe for both parties. What I'm having trouble with is the very beginnings. I read some providers on HX won't take clients without reviews, but how would a complete zero review client have reviews if none will give them a chance. Sort of like a catch 22: can't get review because can't land a booking because no reviews, repeat ad nauseum. Anyone willing to share some tips / pointers with a monglet on how to overcome this issue?

**HapaBoy86** · 07-26-20 00:00

Originally Posted by FA20D [View Original Post]

This makes me happy I saw her like 50 lbs ago.

Me too man she like seriously became the Michelin Man look a like wife!

Which really sucks is she uses those old pics of her having a small belly, medium thighs and chubby face. Man I would walk when that door opens.

**ChrisPoontang** · 07-25-20 22:14

Originally Posted by FA20D [View Original Post]

This makes me happy I saw her like 50 lbs ago.

She's fucking huge.

She has more rolls then Ralphs bakery.

The tattoos and ghetto nails arent helping.

I mean what happened?

She's obviously charging by the pound now days.

**ChrisPoontang** · 07-25-20 21:06

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**FA20D** · 07-25-20 20:54

Originally Posted by Trapped23 [View Original Post]

Here is another one out of Inland Empire.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...h5f1a358b4c09c

This makes me happy I saw her like 50 lbs ago.

**IWantIn945** · 07-25-20 01:13

Originally Posted by Trapped23 [View Original Post]

Fellow mongers,

Any intell on this one. I wanted to know if she was any good. Been eyeing her for awhile.

https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/JazzminePearl

You are paying for a service and.

Both of you know it but she will do her part.

On camel slide She offers it but holds on to the junior to make sure it is just a slide.

**Trapped23** · 07-24-20 22:50

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**Trapped23** · 07-24-20 22:47

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**HapaBoy86** · 07-24-20 22:21

Originally Posted by Trapped23 [View Original Post]

Video is still there, sir. Not a paywall. I just had posted the wrong link after I uploaded.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...h5f1a04770c6b7

Her Corona hotel she lives out of? LOL.

What is other hx girl you flimed?

**Husky2009** · 07-24-20 21:49

Originally Posted by Trapped23 [View Original Post]

Not a pay wall -- here's the direct link: https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...h5f1a04770c6b7.

She gave you that GOAT (Greatest Of All Time) Throat.

**Husky2009** · 07-24-20 21:46

Originally Posted by Markssmrk [View Original Post]

Maybe HX just isn't for you. I've seen over 20 different chicks from HX in the last 9/10 months And have never once been stood up by an HX girl. I've been stood-up / ghosted by a few PD chicks and some LC girls and one UTR. But for me HX girls always follow through. Clearly there's something wrong with your approach like the other guy tried to say nicely, just based off the way you type you give off a dickish vibe. I'd suggest maybe trying to phrase things differently. The whole I'm 50+ and a white professional thing just comes off as really entitled. These chicks don't care about that. Since you're a part of a pay site they all pretty much assume that you're an old white guy, it doesn't need to be said. Also specifically asking for menu and rates isnt necessary they know that what you want. They all have a canned response ready to go that includes that info. All you really need to do is greet them and say youre interested in scheduling some time today.

Maybe try MPs you don't have to worry about flaking there you can just go when you're ready. All guys have different niches in the hobby. Some are MP guys some like SWs some are strip club guys. Me personally I don't like MPs I just got torn apart in the MP thread for telling a girl how much I was willing to tip her. Lesson learned, that scene doesn't suit my personality, I moved on. Based on the issues your having I'd suggest you try MPs.

"Hi my name is _ I am 50+ white male professional, I am interested in your menu, pricing and availability today".

That sounds like something a monotone detective would say (think about it). Girls pick up on vibes / tones quick even through texts and us as men we don't get caught up in emotions most of the time so its hard to read emotions so we can say things that are a bit robotic and not understand how to vibe. Try to do the less is more Method. Start off by saying Hi. I like your pics just don't explain too much unless you're a grand pussy slaying master who has a tongue like Don Juan.

**Avocat** · 07-24-20 21:33

These videos don't do anything for me, except feel like me dick is not as small as I thought it was!

Maybe being amateurs recording they don't know how to hold the camera, but it makes feel feel like I have a Super Dick!

**Trapped23** · 07-24-20 21:17

Originally Posted by FlakeUmms [View Original Post]

Nah I pay for premium and that video is already deleted. It was gone two hours after they posted the link. I'm pretty sure somebody's on to you, Trapped23.

Video is still there, sir. Not a paywall. I just had posted the wrong link after I uploaded.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.p...h5f1a04770c6b7

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