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  1. #5247

    Granny fucker

    I saw her a long time ago. Maybe her service has changed since then. I have no intention of seeing her again. She went off last year sending pissed off pm's to people who commented on blogs about her and then blocking them. She did that to me. Her mental stability fluctuates probably due to substances or she is just mentally unstable. When I saw her, she said she was happy to see me because I was not a gook or wetback but had blonde hair and blue eyes so it is funny seeing all those white knights defending her on the HX blogs or writing reviews about her when she actually despises them and will fuck anything for money to support her drug habit.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chewy00  [View Original Post]
    I read both of these reviews and was confused. I sided with OcSyle's review because it was more recent and I didn't know what to think. I held off for a long time because her availability are small windows and I frequent. I decided to schedule with her and my experience lined up very much so with Boomer80's experience.

  2. #5246
    Damn fiji. Falzz.

    GPS on the snap want 700 hr if booked from there.

    Sheesh she ain't that great and trust me her body is squishy in person. She one chunky monkey and flabby!

  3. #5245

    Drama

    Quote Originally Posted by JonathonJammer  [View Original Post]
    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Only1Princess

    Anyone have any luck with PJ? I try and contact her but no response. Maybe she's busy or just doesn't respond quickly idk but would sure like to try her out since all the work on herself LOL. Saw her back in the backpage days man. Let a brother know how I could get in literally LOL. And if you know rates and service that would be cool too.
    She had some drama under her old handle.

  4. #5244

    Meh

    Quote Originally Posted by Taxman1234  [View Original Post]
    I saw her recently for the first time. I was not a happy customer. I saw her during the day and her body just did not look as good in the sunlight. Maybe I should have seen her at night. I don't know how old she but she is a mature woman so get used to wrinkly old woman hands on your dick. When she talked, it was all over the place and really incoherent. I wasn't into the session since I was not attracted to her.
    Had similar experience. Body was decent for her age, but attitude was bad. I left early.

  5. #5243
    I liked her mature look with the granny hands. Talk to her and you see why she decided to choose this line of work. She is a moron and it is hard to carry on an intelligent conversation with her. Maybe acting stupid is an act but I doubt it. Her looks are fading fast so she better cash it before it is gone.

    Quote Originally Posted by Taxman1234  [View Original Post]
    I saw her recently for the first time. I was not a happy customer. I saw her during the day and her body just did not look as good in the sunlight. Maybe I should have seen her at night. I don't know how old she but she is a mature woman so get used to wrinkly old woman hands on your dick. When she talked, it was all over the place and really incoherent. I wasn't into the session since I was not attracted to her.

  6. #5242

    Home of the Out of Work Strippers!

    Quote Originally Posted by HapaBoy86  [View Original Post]
    Is it me or its seem many out of work strippers are joining hx with them pawg booties and tiny ass bathing suits in there pics lately?
    I've noticed too. Covid 19 has made HX the new go to destination for these enhanced booties.

  7. #5241
    Quote Originally Posted by JonathonJammer  [View Original Post]
    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Only1Princess

    Anyone have any luck with PJ? I try and contact her but no response. Maybe she's busy or just doesn't respond quickly idk but would sure like to try her out since all the work on herself LOL. Saw her back in the backpage days man. Let a brother know how I could get in literally LOL. And if you know rates and service that would be cool too.
    If I remember right she ripped some dude off for a few thousands or the dude just was so stupid he fell for her and still lost a few thousands.

  8. #5240

    Yessir!

    Quote Originally Posted by HapaBoy86  [View Original Post]
    Is it me or its seem many out of work strippers are joining hx with them pawg booties and tiny ass bathing suits in there pics lately?
    Pretty much of an influx of them.

  9. #5239

    You may want to skip

    Quote Originally Posted by Kwab99  [View Original Post]
    Messaged her twice about a week apart and still waiting a response back as well If the menu is good, I'd definitely be willing to TOFTT.
    Someone on hx reported in the blog about a stanky snatch and airy BBBJ. You've been warned.

  10. #5238

    Bianca / Candygirls

    Easy two text system in nice Wilshire building (I'm getting real familiar with the 110 on and off ramps in DTLA). Nice mutual shower with BBBJ to start out. She has 20 extra pounds with gives her a much better ass than most Korean girls but a little gut as well. Cute enough. Mourned her hairdresser being closed. I opted for nuru because I am too old to fuck for an hour which was interesting. As previously described, she does the reverse blowjob while playing with your starfish as in who is going to fuck who here. Delicious DATY leading to passionate DFK in mish and very satisfying doggie. Not pounding because she has a small snatch, but nice juicy ass and then flipped her back to cum in mish in DFK. Clean up, then young woman tolerating old man chatting about life, her secret career, her roommate, her parents, what she wants to do, all that good shit. Damn, the Koreans make you feel like a king. The Chinese girls, they just want to get you the fuck out of the room hen kuai! Shower clean up. Out of there. Thought about the taco stand shredded pork on the sidewalk, but opted out, maybe next time. Three bills.

  11. #5237
    I saw her recently for the first time. I was not a happy customer. I saw her during the day and her body just did not look as good in the sunlight. Maybe I should have seen her at night. I don't know how old she but she is a mature woman so get used to wrinkly old woman hands on your dick. When she talked, it was all over the place and really incoherent. I wasn't into the session since I was not attracted to her.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chewy00  [View Original Post]
    I read both of these reviews and was confused. I sided with OcSyle's review because it was more recent and I didn't know what to think. I held off for a long time because her availability are small windows and I frequent. I decided to schedule with her and my experience lined up very much so with Boomer80's experience.

    Scheduled thru text. She was hesitant at first because I have a red rating from a level 5 with a gigantic network that plagues me but I explained what happened and she decided to take a chance on me. Arrive at her incall and we begin by chatting and getting to know each other. I take a shower just to ease her mind about covid and because I can tell it would ease her comfort. Physically, she has an incredible hard body, she was in a very thin robe and panties that showed everything and did it's job of exciting me from the start. She gives an amazing BJ that I won't forget and her enthusiasm for it was unforgettable. We went thru several positions, mainly from her wanting to be fucked which I happily obliged. Took a break and then went at it again until finishing.

    It was a great session, will repeat and recommend highly for anyone who anyone who's interested in spending time with her.

  12. #5236
    Troll, if you don't put me on ignore then don't complain about what I post


    Posts: 2688
    Quote Originally Posted by JungleFun  [View Original Post]
    Saw her last year, I'm a big tits lover so she's a must see. She does what you want her to do, accomodating but don't expect an energizer bunny that will drain you. She definitely can take a pounding. FYI her abs are fake too so that may be a bit turn off for some folk.
    Fake abs?

    Why? How?

    Is her pussy real or is that fake as well?

  13. #5235

    Adriana

    Quote Originally Posted by Tirachinitas  [View Original Post]
    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/AdrianaAngel

    I had this one in my TO DO list but her old profile was deleted and now she's got a new one. Standard $$$ HX rates for the hour with MSOG. Has anyone seen her or recommends? Wanna know if her service is worth it. TIA.

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/AngelinaRoseusa
    Saw her last year, I'm a big tits lover so she's a must see. She does what you want her to do, accomodating but don't expect an energizer bunny that will drain you. She definitely can take a pounding. FYI her abs are fake too so that may be a bit turn off for some folk.

  14. #5234

    Nikki Rae

    I read both of these reviews and was confused. I sided with OcSyle's review because it was more recent and I didn't know what to think. I held off for a long time because her availability are small windows and I frequent. I decided to schedule with her and my experience lined up very much so with Boomer80's experience.

    Scheduled thru text. She was hesitant at first because I have a red rating from a level 5 with a gigantic network that plagues me but I explained what happened and she decided to take a chance on me. Arrive at her incall and we begin by chatting and getting to know each other. I take a shower just to ease her mind about covid and because I can tell it would ease her comfort. Physically, she has an incredible hard body, she was in a very thin robe and panties that showed everything and did it's job of exciting me from the start. She gives an amazing BJ that I won't forget and her enthusiasm for it was unforgettable. We went thru several positions, mainly from her wanting to be fucked which I happily obliged. Took a break and then went at it again until finishing.

    It was a great session, will repeat and recommend highly for anyone who anyone who's interested in spending time with her.

    Quote Originally Posted by Boomer80  [View Original Post]
    Going through the ladies I've seen lately and thought I'd update a few experiences. First off Nikki https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/NikkiRae.

    First off, here is the note I made for myself on her profile: "Babe. Babe and a half. Down to earth!" I've seen her a few times now and every time is a little better. Treat her well and she'll do the same. No drama, loves what she does, and comes off as a genuinely nice person. Long story short: if you like busty blonde and toned then she's your girl. But let's get to the nitty gritty.

    L: She is a bombshell. Her pics are great but they don't do her justice. Every time I've seen her she is made up, lingerie and heels. She's tall (maybe 5'7" Her boobs are great. Big and soft.

    A: She's a sweetheart. Easy communication. Eager in the session, and makes you feel like you've known her for a while.

    S: Service is everything she say's it'll be. She's passionate and seems to really be into it. BBBJ, daty (highly recommend), and I've tired a few positions with her. Standard stuff but I'm sure she'd be open to suggestions within reason.

    E: Can't remember what her hhr and hr rates are and I'd rather not say than be wrong. But she gives them upfront and it wasn't anything outrageous.

    Are: Have and will continue to repeat.
    Quote Originally Posted by OcStyle  [View Original Post]
    I saw her once when she had a different handle. She has been around for awhile with 4 or 5 previous handles. I saw her in Huntington Beach and what an awful experience. I set up an appointment up for the morning and when I get there, nothing. I text and call but no response so I leave. She gets back to me 3 hours later and tells me to come back and I do. I get there and she looks like she has been up all night and she just looks awful. According to HX math, she is 40 but in reality, more like mid 50's and I am not a boomer so the age kinda bothers but she has big tits. I get to her place and she goes to the bathroom but she stays in there for over an hour. When she finally gets out, I ask to take a shower and I do but there is drug paraphernalia everywhere in the bathroom. I get out and we get on the bed. She starts to suck my dick but her teeth are fucked up and gives one of the toothiest blowjobs I have ever had and it is quite painful. While she is sucking it, she keeps nodding off and that is annoying because her head just falls into my leg. Anyways she starts to ride me and I fill her up with my cum. We rest and start up again and she still keeps nodding off when she is sucking my dick. She said she wants to get fucked in the ass and I fuck her in the ass and cum inside her again. She asks to pass the cup by the bed and she squirts out the semen from her pussy and ass to pour the cup and she drinks it. I lay down and she gets her phone and show me videos of the men who fucked her before I got there that morning and also came inside her. I did not want to see that. If a tanned anorexic drugged out granny with ridiculous rock hard tits with leathery skin who is not all there your idea of a dream woman, I will pass.

  15. #5233

    Princess jasmine

    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Only1Princess

    Anyone have any luck with PJ? I try and contact her but no response. Maybe she's busy or just doesn't respond quickly idk but would sure like to try her out since all the work on herself LOL. Saw her back in the backpage days man. Let a brother know how I could get in literally LOL. And if you know rates and service that would be cool too.

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