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  1. #4866
    Troll, if you don't put me on ignore then don't complain about what I post


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    Quote Originally Posted by Vbgent4u2c  [View Original Post]
    I agree. They are sexy as Hell on a woman.

    Had the pleasure of seeing two ladies that were being monitored. A total turn on.

    Saw a young hottie in Wally World sporting one recently and I approached her but she was with an older woman that chased me off.
    That was probably her mother and I can picture moms going into the cleaning section to get a broom to chase you off as you ogled her firm and curvy daughter.

  2. #4865

    Emmaflores99

    Quote Originally Posted by TerrificEnigma  [View Original Post]
    I had a very similar experience with EmmaFlores99 although I didn't record my session. I don't blame anyone for that though. Accurate pictures. Very good with DFK, sloppy BBBJ, took direction well and this girl definitely loves DATY. Although she didn't cum, I don't think any of her moaning was faked. As Steak said, it helps if you speak Spanish. Seems to be part of a Mexican crew with plenty of hot girls. Claimed to be a medical student that will be in and out as time allows and as needed.
    She has been on my radar for some time. How tall is she? Looks tall in photos but can't say for sure.

    Prefer small spinners but won't miss this opportunity on this dime piece.

  3. #4864

    Re: Ankle Monitors

    Quote Originally Posted by SteakTartare  [View Original Post]
    Chicks with ankle monitors are the best! That means they are on house arrest and lonely af. So when you visit them, they are so happy to see you to end the monotony and loneliness. My old UTR regular used to have an ankle monitor. OMG she used me as an outlet for whatever excitement I can bring to her life. I would just spend hours and hours at her apartment and she let me do pretty much anything I wanted. BBFSCIP, 69, DATY, BBBJDT, CIM, DFK. The only thing we didn't do was Greek because she was just too small and too tight.

    Steak.
    I agree. They are sexy as Hell on a woman.

    Had the pleasure of seeing two ladies that were being monitored. A total turn on.

    Saw a young hottie in Wally World sporting one recently and I approached her but she was with an older woman that chased me off.
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  4. #4863

    Ankle Monitor

    Chicks with ankle monitors are the best! That means they are on house arrest and lonely af. So when you visit them, they are so happy to see you to end the monotony and loneliness. My old UTR regular used to have an ankle monitor. OMG she used me as an outlet for whatever excitement I can bring to her life. I would just spend hours and hours at her apartment and she let me do pretty much anything I wanted. BBFSCIP, 69, DATY, BBBJDT, CIM, DFK. The only thing we didn't do was Greek because she was just too small and too tight.

    Steak.

    Quote Originally Posted by HapaBoy86  [View Original Post]
    I know its been said before. But, guess be proud to wear that ankle monitor!

    Look at her profile pic and its in her album Petite Latina Treat (Oct 3, 2016).
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  5. #4862

    NaelleRivera

    I know its been said before. But, guess be proud to wear that ankle monitor!

    Look at her profile pic and its in her album Petite Latina Treat (Oct 3, 2016).

  6. #4861
    Quote Originally Posted by DreamFreez  [View Original Post]
    You lucky man, She knows you're neutered and you showed her test results and maybe you've visited her many times. She's smart, she know how to maintain the cash flow.
    I just made a 1 time visit to see if it's worth investing, I didn't think so, she was high as a kite, but she had a good back view though, except for that. I don't think it was worth it. YMMV.
    Yeah I get it. I have lots of "one-and-done" chicks also. We just didn't click. Maybe she was having a bad day, who knows? But this is a wide-open market place and the girl has one chance with me to make a good impression. You didn't click with Cassidy, so you moved on. Good move. Like I said, Cassidy and I have history. The guys here text her and she will text back her rates. I don't get those same rates. So for the price, my experience with a drop dead gorgeous blonde for a non-GFE date is better than jacking off at home, and it's nice to say hi to an old friend, just like you and your Russian regular.

    Steak.

  7. #4860

    EmmaFlores99

    Quote Originally Posted by SteakTartare  [View Original Post]
    https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/EmmaFlores99

    Had the pleasure of using Emma's perfect body for 1 hour in LA. She is part of a Latina crew on Hx that has spoiled us fuckers with some of the hottest chicks on Hx. Her booker is one of the easiest to work with as I have dealt with them a few times. They only have incalls at upscale hotels so if you are a fan of cheap ass NoTellMotels, sorry dude. Here is the menu the booker sent via PM: GFE very sweet lfk dfk CBJ BBBJ dt fiv daty / dato cfs cob cot msog (hour) CIM +40 Pics / video +100. I went for the VIP package of 1 hour with MSOG, pics / vid, and CIM. She opened the hotel door and was wearing this skin tight dress and OMG, her perfect Coke bottle body is quite obvious. Speaks about 5 words of English LOL. Let me tell you, it really helps to speak Spanish if you want to have a much better experience with this crew. She appreciated why linguistic skills both literally and figuratively. I set my camera on the TV stand pointing towards the bed and went to town. Large man-made boobs, tiny waist, firm bubble butt, long dark hair, and a sweet, sweet pussy. This girl loves DATY and was very vocal as I lapped up her clit and hole. Her BBBJ is passionate, sloppy, and constant eye-contact. I gave specific instructions on how I like it and she obeyed all my orders. CFS mish and this girl attacked my mouth with her tongue and I think was trying to do a tonsillectomy on me LOL then finished with BBBJCIM during 69. She is such a passionate kisser and was biting my lips gently and we never stopped DFK. A little break then switch to doggie position and I DATO for 5 minutes. Her bunghole smelled so nice. More BBBJ, then I made this chick work with CG as I aggressively punished her large boobs. Round 2 was CFS K-9 and holy shit her ass is heaven and finished again with BBBJCIM during 69. This is my preferred way to finish if I can't have BBFS.

    Here are some of her HX profile pics and screenshots of the first 5 minutes of the hour video, while talking to her before I buried my face in her snatch, as the next 50 minutes of footage is just too intense to be shown publicly LOL.

    Steak.
    I had a very similar experience with EmmaFlores99 although I didn't record my session. I don't blame anyone for that though. Accurate pictures. Very good with DFK, sloppy BBBJ, took direction well and this girl definitely loves DATY. Although she didn't cum, I don't think any of her moaning was faked. As Steak said, it helps if you speak Spanish. Seems to be part of a Mexican crew with plenty of hot girls. Claimed to be a medical student that will be in and out as time allows and as needed.

  8. #4859

    Maybe all of those

    Quote Originally Posted by SteakTartare  [View Original Post]
    Definitely YMMV with Cassidy. I have a long history with her. Cassidy loves when I suck on her amazing boobs. I motorboat them all the time. And after I cum, I grind her pussy and stay inside for a few seconds while she milks my cock with her tightness. Feels amazing. When I pull out, the condom has a huge load of hot jizz. She knows how to drain my balls. During mish, her arms are wrapped tightly around my neck and head and she lets me kiss her face, light pecks on the lips, and suck on her tits. The mish screenshot with her arms around my neck is after I came, and I stayed in that position for another 30 seconds or so. She has seen my test results and she knows I been neutered. She certainly is not worried about STD or pregnancy with me, but I am not surprised your session with her was meh.

    Steak.
    You lucky man, She knows you're neutered and you showed her test results and maybe you've visited her many times. She's smart, she know how to maintain the cash flow.

    I just made a 1 time visit to see if it's worth investing, I didn't think so, she was high as a kite, but she had a good back view though, except for that. I don't think it was worth it. YMMV.

    My opinion: I like the girls who want to do this because the like doing it, I don't like the girls who half ass it for the bills, I see this Russian chick every two months who's on the higher end, she sees around 6-8 clients a month, that's right a month, after a date with her I feel baptized and reborn, she's been taking this Covid seriously so she's been out since Feb, miss her so much, she's from seattle.

    Even with your wife or girlfriend, you're not going to get DT, Greek, DAto and all the good stuff after a year or two LOL. That's why I monger to get that satisfaction, to see these chicks do it because they love doing it and they say the best things you want to hear while doing it. Hahaha. I m not into forced dates, If the chick is not into it and acting all business like trying to up sell, I just walk away, you can't do much about such dates other than trying what fits you.

  9. #4858
    Definitely YMMV with Cassidy. I have a long history with her. Cassidy loves when I suck on her amazing boobs. I motorboat them all the time. And after I cum, I grind her pussy and stay inside for a few seconds while she milks my cock with her tightness. Feels amazing. When I pull out, the condom has a huge load of hot jizz. She knows how to drain my balls. During mish, her arms are wrapped tightly around my neck and head and she lets me kiss her face, light pecks on the lips, and suck on her tits. The mish screenshot with her arms around my neck is after I came, and I stayed in that position for another 30 seconds or so. She has seen my test results and she knows I been neutered. She certainly is not worried about STD or pregnancy with me, but I am not surprised your session with her was meh.

    Steak.

    Quote Originally Posted by DreamFreez  [View Original Post]
    Saw that Cassidy chick who offers non GFE, her PD is joyrosee, she doesn't even let you suck on tits, and she pulls your little man out when you start to cum, which doesn't make the experience pleasant, and it's not even BBFS, I think she's worried about that 1% chance of getting pregnant while having a condom on.
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  10. #4857
    Quote Originally Posted by HobbyVeteran  [View Original Post]
    Are you suggesting that the front page of the Interwebz has girls advertising? I've seen the worker threads where they ***** a lot but that's it. Would love more insight.
    Not openly advertising but they are not hiding the fact they are working girls. I feel bad for the dudes taking their advice; BBBJ are evil and deposits are necessary. Smh.

  11. #4856

    Finally saw Jade818

    I'm sure many of you have seen her, but I haven't seen much information on her. Her pics are a bit edited, but its her. She's Caucasian, despite her lics leading me to believe she's some type of Asian mix.

    Performance was great. Open to many positions, and as I asked. No BBFS, didn't even try as I'm not into that.

    BJ, standing BJ, throat fucking, standing doggy, and missionary also standing. She seemed uncomfortable at time, but she is small so.

    I'd repeat, but only after I tried some other girls from the QoD crew.

  12. #4855
    Quote Originally Posted by TnaStylez  [View Original Post]
    Yeah HX has competition now especially PD is nationwide so easier for girls that are touring and businessmen. I've seen QOD and the Overexposure crew post their girls on PD now. This site is best for mongers and if you want to see what happens when hoes have all the upperhand check the "frontpage of the internet". It will make you sick to your stomach.
    Are you suggesting that the front page of the Interwebz has girls advertising? I've seen the worker threads where they ***** a lot but that's it. Would love more insight.

  13. #4854

    My way of battling the over pricing.

    Quote Originally Posted by SFVsag  [View Original Post]
    So, you're saying a lot of gals are aware that there's a lot of new guys prowling around who don't know what they can get, so they are asking for more and offering less? And these guys don't know any better and are suckers for it, so they just spend their money without shopping around? Seems to be expected when everyone's holed up for 3 months with nothing to do.
    So what I have been doing lately is taking the phone numbers and googling or duckduckgo'ing the providers. Then I go the the real shitty sites and find out their old prices one old sites that they haven't taken down yet. I contact them and when they respond, I tell them that I found their info on the old shitty site. This way they have a harder time asking for the higher amount.

    Here's two examples:

    ValleyKattt. On good old PD- https://privatedelights.ch/USA/Calif...es/valleykattt $400/ hr.

    But this ad is still up after all of these years on a shitty ass site I've never heard of (6 Ladies): http://6ladies.com/escort/heather-2/ $250/ hr.

    Here's another one.

    LacyLovesLace. On HX: https://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/267 $400/ hr.

    But on laceylovely. escortbook.com $$200/ hr.

    Not my fault I happened across their cheaper priced profiles that are still up on the internet.

  14. #4853

    How it works

    Quote Originally Posted by SFVsag  [View Original Post]
    So, you're saying a lot of gals are aware that there's a lot of new guys prowling around who don't know what they can get, so they are asking for more and offering less? And these guys don't know any better and are suckers for it, so they just spend their money without shopping around? Seems to be expected when everyone's holed up for 3 months with nothing to do.
    So, let's say this person X, she offers GFE on HX, but now she goes to PD and is advertising the same, the guys on PD are pretty new so they don't really know what they are getting for those prices, especially with hot chicks, they just paying because they can nut inside this hot chick, when the girl sees this, she realize that she can be seeing such clients every half hour or 15 minutes and stop providing the GFE where they need to put in effort for 1 Hour appointments.

    1 GFE client = 300, so you can see 6 of them a day, so you make about 1800 a day.

    1 PD client who nuts in 2 minutes = 200, you can see 4 of them an hour and probably around 12-15 a day where you can make about 3000+ a day, so they can earn more by seeing these new clients who don't know shit.

    All the booker or the girl want is to get a 5 star review from the clients, the more 5 star reviews they have the more the traffic, so I m encouraging the guys to give ratings based on the services like the following:

    1) cleanliness of the room, were the sheets not done then you cut 1 star or half a star.

    2) was there dog hair everywhere on the bed then you cut half star.

    3) Time, did you get her whole attention because you paying her for her time basically, if she's on the phone or replying to the next client who's outside, she's basically shitting on your manhood in front of you. Then you cut 2 stars because that is plain disrespectful.

    4) did her service match the advertisement, if not cut 1 star and mention it in the review.

    5) did she have towels, water bottles, Room freshener and other stuff at her place, if not you cut 1 star.

    You need to be alpha in this game, or they going to shit on you, the asian agencies actually provide the best services for example, they let their providers give you a shower and clean you up, this Korean agency had brand new brushes and toothpaste, we both brushed together, showered and had a perfect GFE date. She also had good music and a good room freshener.
    Also, the asian agencies have competitions with other asian agencies so they up their level of service, they send you home with a bottle of water and a towel lol hahaha

    Pd's review system sucks.

    You should have the ability to post reviews based on cleanliness, services offered. But then when you leave a bad review, the moderators of PD don't post it or delete it, they only post reviews which are poetic. Which makes more traffic can go see that girl no matter how poorly she treats the client. Every client just sees the 5 star review and makes the decision whether or not to see the girl.

    So I thought of educating the boys on get better services, but PD got no forum to share. And teach Some of the guys what to do and what not to do, especially the new dudes who've joined in the last 6 month.

    If youve not watched movies about escorts and lifestyles, and the types of people they meet, I recommend you watch some of the european or Brazilian ones, they give pretty good insights of all the varieties of providers and clients that exist, and things you are going to expect from them

  15. #4852
    Quote Originally Posted by DreamFreez  [View Original Post]
    Saw a bunch of girls over the last two weeks.

    They're slowing transforming into businesslike.

    For example, check out HavenChase PD profile Reviews.
    Yeah HX has competition now especially PD is nationwide so easier for girls that are touring and businessmen. I've seen QOD and the Overexposure crew post their girls on PD now. This site is best for mongers and if you want to see what happens when hoes have all the upperhand check the "frontpage of the internet". It will make you sick to your stomach.

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