The Rules for Escort Mongering

[Mr Stix]

That had me chuckling too!

Adult Services: Whether using a phone book or website, it' a dead end to look for any other term. Some phone books have removed the section altogether, preferring 'Adult Entertainment' to legally cover stripping, basement / garage modeling, jumping out of cakes, and the like. 'services' on the other hand, ensures the exchange of sex for money, though it's never wise to ask the friendly voice on the other end for specifics. Trust me. That's between you and the lady who will meet every awkward inquiry.

Bargain and the haggle: Do not, under any circumstances, try to negotiate a fee upon arrival. It's even worse to do so after you've taken off your clothes. If the cost is $200, the best ladies are all-inclusive, but there are still rackets about that require additional tips. Yes, you may have to learn the hard way. If you hand over your money and she isn't naked herself within 30 seconds, I hope you brought additional cash.

Comfortable: As in, 'Maybe you should get comfortable. ' If you hear these words upon arrival, get naked. Yes, completely naked. Leaving your socks on will only cause the lady to repeat this phrase or, in extreme cases, call her dispatcher. If you're in the buff, it's unlikely you're a cop, or at least that's the assumption.

Dental Dam: If you're the crazy sort who needs to eat a much-abused pussy, failing to use a dental dam will likely send you to the hospital. Service provider pussy is for tapping, not immersing the same tongue that expects to savor a Big Mac afterwards.

Erection: If you have a raging one on the drive over, you will not exceed three minutes in the sack. If you still don't have one after she's tickling your balls, I suggest the other persuasion.

Fellatio: Any respectable prostitute will perform oral sex at the opening bell (pity if you get one of those 'massage first' chicks) , but decline immediately if she pulls out a condom. Yeah, it's safer, but you might as well be wearing a wool sock. Sure, I've gotten off to the mere sight of a chick in the nether regions, but to this date, I've never actually enjoyed a condom-oriented blow job. If she rolls it on before you can protest, move directly to sex.

Gonorrhea: You're more likely to get it from your girlfriend than a prostitute, so dive in with confidence.

Humiliation: Usually very costly and reserved for specialists, you can often convince your regular to smack you around a bit if you overpay for the half-hour session. Don't ask if it's your first time, but once you're comfortable and familiar, a sawbuck or two will likely earn a disparaging comment or perhaps an open-hand slap. Full beatings usually require a doubling of the overall price.

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In-Call: Jump in the car, baby, because you're going to her place. Or his, if that's your cup of tea. Curiously, this is the preferred method of meeting an adult sex worker, as you can remain relatively anonymous and avoid blackmail schemes such as those featured in Punch Drunk Love. Sure, there's a chance some dude is hiding in the basement, waiting for you to be naked, vulnerable, and amenable to handing over your wallet, but that's not likely to happen in your more upscale, markets or areas.

Jerking Off: Sure, she's a pro, but do not ask for a handjob from a prostitute. She's not only beneath such rote behavior, she'll likely do it half-assed just to piss you off. Still, that's not as bad as paying $265 and only being allowed to jerk yourself off. * wouldn't even remove her top! Not like I'the know or anything.

Kissing: It's pretty much conventional wisdom that prostitutes don't like to kiss because it's 'too personal, ' but that's one of the oldest myths running. They don't want to kiss because it's likely your breath approximates her pussy after an atypically busy afternoon. I slobbered all over a working girl once just to say I did, but dragon breath was the last thing my tentative erection needed for the good fight. A peck goodbye is the preferred method. Making out is for teenagers and drunks.

Love: If it existed, you wouldn't be here.

Music: I can't remember ever visiting a prostitute who didn't have music playing, though on one occasion, I fucked in a motel room while the television was on. Maury, if I'm not mistaken. Acceptable tunes include Enya, Seal, Marvin Gaye, and light jazz, though R&B will work in a pinch. Avoid heavy metal and country at all costs. AC / DC is for strip clubs.

Nasty Talk: You always think you're going to use such language (hey, she's a pro, not my girlfriend) , but it never happens. The minute you start saying, 'you want my cock, don't you * ' you feel completely stupid for assuming you could be manly. You fear women, that's why you can't find any outside the parameters of a transaction, remember? Meek and mild is best, just in case you want to see the little lady again. You are allowed to scream like a banshee during your orgasm, but leave the trash talk at home.

One-and-Done: Few things are as depressing as finding that hot little number who makes you shoot your wad inside of a minute, only to find out that 'per hour' is arguably the most misleading term on earth. Most gals are 'per load' types, which is their right, but if you manage to find a lady who lets you go as many times as you wish without additional currency, never let her go. I mean, follow her from coast to coast, if necessary. I would suggest jerking off right before seeing a prostitute to ensure a longer experience, but every time I think I can do this, I realize, post-orgasm, that I just saved a bunch of money and am too tired to go anywhere.

Prostitute: An acceptable term in some quarters, but 'escort' is pretty much the standard these days. Never, ever use 'working girl' or 'tramp' when discussing business, and if you're a real gentleman, you'll resort to 'ma'am' as needed.

Quickie: If you're going to be the sort who can't fill the allotted hour (or half-hour) , make sure you're dropping no more than $40. My personal record is $150 for five total minutes, but that's a mistake no man will make twice. Fine, three times. Find a prostitute who allows 'multiple visits' during the session, and you'll never fear the call of pre-maturity again.

Ramada Inn: The worst fucking place to ever meet a prostitute. Yeah, they often have the outside entrances you crave, but they never seem to cool down those rooms in the summer. As strange as it sounds, I've had the greatest times at Motel 6, perhaps because I don't feel so guilty about dripping my juice on the comforter. It seems almost obligatory.

**** attire: I never did like it when girls would answer the door wearing a teddy or some allegedly '****' item. Such things made me more self-conscious and mindful of the business side of the situation. No, it's best when they come to the door in every day clothing, like a sweater, blue jeans, or tight-ass shorts that reverberate camel toe. And if they look like they're just gotten home from a big meeting, complete with librarian-style hair bun? I'm hard before I hit the foyer.

Talking: Very, very important to exchange words with a prostitute after sex, though no more than 3-4 minutes. Believe me, she wants you the fuck out of there. Still, I learned many things over the years, including the fact that a provider I love see on here number one client is a married cop. My sweet, sweet little ATF in Cincy puffed up like a peacock whenever she told me about fucking a high-ranking officer in Hamilton County, or some suit from the mayor's office. And it made me go all aw-shucks with pride whenever she asked me how my Master's Thesis was going. Still unreadable, thanks.

U-turn: Once you call to arrange an appointment, don't be a dick and not show up. If you have regrets, call her and cancel. She has better things to do than shower for no reason. Though you may not.

Voluptuous: They'll tell you over the phone if they're in possession of a healthy rack, and it's best to insist on it. Sure, it's wise to withhold funds from anyone that sends BS pics but if the only way you're going to get a mouthful of funbag is to climb Mt. Fuji, so be it. Few things are as depressing as driving across town to find an emaciated chick who looks like that neighbor boy who never eats.

Washcloth: The classier dames will always offer to wipe down your penis after sex, which is more than my damn ex-wife has ever done. Then again, she had to mount me for free.

Xavier: Just isn't a believable pseudonym. I tried Enrique once, but giggled my way to a hang up. You're not faxing her a copy of your Social Security card and routing information, for crying out loud; just give her your real name.

Youth: Yeah, I've had the ladies fresh from college, or its working girl equivalent, waitressing, but your dollars are better spent with the 30-40 crowd. Not only does an older woman have the chops, she's more likely to convince you that she actually wants to be there, rather than simply being too lazy to punch a time clock. A hot 20-year-old, while good for the loins, will never pull off the head-back moan. But a MILF? I'm buying it, baby.

Zero: When you're earning $7. 25 an hour and still living at home, your bank account will never rise above this point if you insist on more than one girl per month. It's why the good Lord done made credit cards.

[Boss Mann]

Hi there,

I've been roaming around the forum for the past two weeks trying to get educated. Wow is this a gold mine of resource for anyone trying to get their feet wet in this underworld. Before I posted anything, I wanted to wait until I have something that might actually be worthy of posting. Maybe something informative that I could contribute to the forum that will benefit others on here. I noticed a lot of people mentioning burner phones being a valued asset in this business. It makes a lot of sense as discretion is not just important, but it could potentially save your life. Burner phones get the job done, but I don't like the idea of having to carry around an extra phone. Then I realized that there is an alternative which I have known about. That alternative is Google Voice. So I decided that my first post will be to describe setting up a Google Voice account and having the functionality of being able to use your existing phone with an alternate phone number (changeable at anytime) which prevents anyone from being able to trace back to you unless they are law enforcement and provide a subpoena, court order or search warrant.

1. Go to the Google Voice website and DO NOT log in with your existing google account. It is imperative that you create a NEW google account that does not contain any of your personal information. Obviously your username should not be close to any usernames you use on other accounts. DO NOT verify the account with your phone.

2. Once your NEW google account is setup, configure the Google Voice feature to work with your cell phone. Obviously, your new Google Voice number is going to be different than your ACTUAL number.

3. Download a VPN app from the app store or google play depending on whether you have an iphone or andriod. I highly recommend Private Internet Access (www.privateinternetaccess.com). It is a paid service that cost as little as $3/ month.

4. Download the Google Voice app from the app store or google play.

5. Run the VPN app and select a server that is no where near you (preferably out of the country like Netherlands) and turn ON VPN functinoality.

6. Run the Google Voice app and make your secure call.

7. The number that shows up on the receiver side is your google voice number. If traced, it will point to a Google Voice server and from there will be traced to the VPN server in the Netherlands.

You have to tie a Google Voice number to another phone number, like a cell or landline. So that is still traceable, unless you are using a burner cell phone and Google Voice.

[CinciScubaDude]

New to the hobby and looking forward to getting into it. This post was very helpful as a noob! I have some things to do before my first visit, get no contract phone etc.

[Crs123]

Ok so I'm new to the group / page and well. New to the hobby in general. Always been curious about it but just to sketched out to try.

Then, I stumbled across this page. Sooo. For the passed week or so I've been reading thru the Forum doing homework taking notes. LOL.

And I think I'm just about ready to take the plunge. Just want to thank everybody who posts and shares their experiences.

Hopefully soon I will have my own reports!

[DennyTime]

What about tracking by an IP address?

Hi there,

I've been roaming around the forum for the past two weeks trying to get educated. Wow is this a gold mine of resource for anyone trying to get their feet wet in this underworld. Before I posted anything, I wanted to wait until I have something that might actually be worthy of posting. Maybe something informative that I could contribute to the forum that will benefit others on here. I noticed a lot of people mentioning burner phones being a valued asset in this business. It makes a lot of sense as discretion is not just important, but it could potentially save your life. Burner phones get the job done, but I don't like the idea of having to carry around an extra phone. Then I realized that there is an alternative which I have known about. That alternative is Google Voice. So I decided that my first post will be to describe setting up a Google Voice account and having the functionality of being able to use your existing phone with an alternate phone number (changeable at anytime) which prevents anyone from being able to trace back to you unless they are law enforcement and provide a subpoena, court order or search warrant.

1. Go to the Google Voice website and DO NOT log in with your existing google account. It is imperative that you create a NEW google account that does not contain any of your personal information. Obviously your username should not be close to any usernames you use on other accounts. DO NOT verify the account with your phone.

2. Once your NEW google account is setup, configure the Google Voice feature to work with your cell phone. Obviously, your new Google Voice number is going to be different than your ACTUAL number.

3. Download a VPN app from the app store or google play depending on whether you have an iphone or andriod. I highly recommend Private Internet Access (www.privateinternetaccess.com). It is a paid service that cost as little as $3/ month.

4. Download the Google Voice app from the app store or google play.

5. Run the VPN app and select a server that is no where near you (preferably out of the country like Netherlands) and turn ON VPN functinoality.

6. Run the Google Voice app and make your secure call.

7. The number that shows up on the receiver side is your google voice number. If traced, it will point to a Google Voice server and from there will be traced to the VPN server in the Netherlands.

[BamBam]

Hi there,

I've been roaming around the forum for the past two weeks trying to get educated. Wow is this a gold mine of resource for anyone trying to get their feet wet in this underworld. Before I posted anything, I wanted to wait until I have something that might actually be worthy of posting. Maybe something informative that I could contribute to the forum that will benefit others on here. I noticed a lot of people mentioning burner phones being a valued asset in this business. It makes a lot of sense as discretion is not just important, but it could potentially save your life. Burner phones get the job done, but I don't like the idea of having to carry around an extra phone. Then I realized that there is an alternative which I have known about. That alternative is Google Voice. So I decided that my first post will be to describe setting up a Google Voice account and having the functionality of being able to use your existing phone with an alternate phone number (changeable at anytime) which prevents anyone from being able to trace back to you unless they are law enforcement and provide a subpoena, court order or search warrant.

Excellent first post and much appreciated! Do I need both the VPN and Google Voice to be anonymous? Some people have said that all you need is GV.

Bam.

[VpnGuy]

Hi there,

I've been roaming around the forum for the past two weeks trying to get educated. Wow is this a gold mine of resource for anyone trying to get their feet wet in this underworld. Before I posted anything, I wanted to wait until I have something that might actually be worthy of posting. Maybe something informative that I could contribute to the forum that will benefit others on here. I noticed a lot of people mentioning burner phones being a valued asset in this business. It makes a lot of sense as discretion is not just important, but it could potentially save your life. Burner phones get the job done, but I don't like the idea of having to carry around an extra phone. Then I realized that there is an alternative which I have known about. That alternative is Google Voice. So I decided that my first post will be to describe setting up a Google Voice account and having the functionality of being able to use your existing phone with an alternate phone number (changeable at anytime) which prevents anyone from being able to trace back to you unless they are law enforcement and provide a subpoena, court order or search warrant.

1. Go to the Google Voice website and DO NOT log in with your existing google account. It is imperative that you create a NEW google account that does not contain any of your personal information. Obviously your username should not be close to any usernames you use on other accounts. DO NOT verify the account with your phone.

2. Once your NEW google account is setup, configure the Google Voice feature to work with your cell phone. Obviously, your new Google Voice number is going to be different than your ACTUAL number.

3. Download a VPN app from the app store or google play depending on whether you have an iphone or andriod. I highly recommend Private Internet Access (www.privateinternetaccess.com). It is a paid service that cost as little as $3/ month.

4. Download the Google Voice app from the app store or google play.

5. Run the VPN app and select a server that is no where near you (preferably out of the country like Netherlands) and turn ON VPN functinoality.

6. Run the Google Voice app and make your secure call.

7. The number that shows up on the receiver side is your google voice number. If traced, it will point to a Google Voice server and from there will be traced to the VPN server in the Netherlands.

[AboutTimeNow]

The rules (guidelines or suggested SOP) might have helped you avoid finding yourself in the situations you've reported. A guy who's been scammed and played like a fool by multiple escorts / SW should welcome and study the rules. For instance, your cash and dash scenario is outlined generally in rule 5.A.

These aren't "rules of play", they are "rules of thumb". And the rules below would help you avoid scams and ripoffs (and you clearly need to read them).

But as usual, you know best. Too bad you got outwitted by a couple of high school drop outs.

As Kevin Costner said in 3000 miles from Graceland "Fuck The Rules" LOL.

[TennVols77]

This site, more research and time searching to the point of daily, and common sense. Take a lot of time (unless you use this site or one or 2 others where girls are "validated" and don't make decisions with your small head.

Been doing this since '95 in college and beyond the above, cover up.

[Member #4791]

You know regularly reviewing these guidelines does help a lot. After reading over them, I realized that errors were made on the last encounter including bringing in a real wallet with I'd, credit cards, etc. , etc. Luckily nothing negative happened because of this lapse in judgement. We can all use a refresher.

Always good to review. I try to travel as light as possie in case things go south. Ie what would be a pain to replace if it was stolen. I find myself getting more comfortable and playing a little faster and looser than I should.

[Daddymonger]

You know regularly reviewing these guidelines does help a lot. After reading over them, I realized that errors were made on the last encounter including bringing in a real wallet with I'd, credit cards, etc. , etc. Luckily nothing negative happened because of this lapse in judgement. We can all use a refresher.

[Member #4506]

Rules for mongrering lmao.

There is no code of ethic here. This is hilarious, maybe the governement could establish some guidlines for us all to follow. We are all grown adults, we are all different and come from different back grounds, any riules that would apply are between two individuals.

I've been all around the world, in the USA military, no rules were set when we kill in another country.

All is fair in love and war, This thing called " KARMA" takes care of those that do things beyond the standards of norm.

Hmm, maybe we should set some rules of conduct for drug dealers too lmfao.

Thank you for your service my friend. Rules are written but experience is better. Karma isn't that great it doesn't show up that much or all the time. Very few provider are trustworthy. It takes the 20 percent at most that make the hobby a blast. Stay thirsty my friend. In this hobby as in most things the problem or pain is the blessing otherwise I wouldn't make any progress and to me that's what makes the hobby a challenge. Love it when the perfect session gives you hope!

[CockNumb]

Rules for mongrering lmao.

There is no code of ethic here. This is hilarious, maybe the governement could establish some guidlines for us all to follow. We are all grown adults, we are all different and come from different back grounds, any riules that would apply are between two individuals.

I've been all around the world, in the USA military, no rules were set when we kill in another country.

All is fair in love and war, This thing called " KARMA" takes care of those that do things beyond the standards of norm.

Hmm, maybe we should set some rules of conduct for drug dealers too lmfao.

[Furnsam]

She should provide protection. It may also be a security issue for her (so some dirtbag wouldn't supply a faulty condom-although her screening should preclude that). However, some of the lower price ranged ladies come up short with this service. Some guys also have special needs regarding protection and should then bring their own. If you do bring your own it is advisable in an unopened box for her piece of mind. If unsure with a new provider you can ask if she needs anything while you are on the way. Not as easy an answer as you'd probably like, but hopefully helpful.

When playing the sports in which the site is dedicated to, who's responsible to provide the protective equipment? Is it his job cause he is a gentlemen? Her job because that is part of the service? Whoever hosts because that is proper etiquette of a host?

Just something I've been pondering and couldn't find much information on. Thanks.

[JBrew]

When playing the sports in which the site is dedicated to, who's responsible to provide the protective equipment? Is it his job cause he is a gentlemen? Her job because that is part of the service? Whoever hosts because that is proper etiquette of a host?

Just something I've been pondering and couldn't find much information on. Thanks.