Sluttypie in Louisville

[Sluttypie]

Those of you who know me, know that I am a very clumsy mofo. I go thru phones and anything that should be considered "delicate" pretty quickly.

Hence, my current phone or rather lack there of is broke. This model in particular has lasted a very long time- even though I've had two of them- they are very sturdy. But it did finally shit down when walking my dog and she spotted a rabbit while I was trying to text and the chain jerked and down crashed the phone.

Another one is being sent via UPS, different model. I decided to upgrade to a bit of more fancy pants phone an actual Android platform phone wooooooooooooooo! Because I am jealous that my friends get to watch music videos on their phones and I do not. Boo hoo. So, soon I shall.

I believe my number will be the same, they tell me I will be able to keep it so email my punk ass for any and all questions or hang out inquiries.

Thank you and good day.

[Sluttypie]

Haha talk about dumb broads- I walked my dog down to the vet only to find he was closed because it's SUNDAY!

I guess I was so caught up in this rapture business and the delightful punk rock man I spent my supposed last night on the planet with that I truly thought today was Monday. Set my alarm and everything! Hahhaha.

Speaking of the delightful punk rock man mmmmmmmmmmmm Pie had a splendid splendid splendid rapture night. With a 39 year old fantastic fellow musician that I have been conversing with for a while. I love nothing more than my brain to be licked on before anything is touched and he served me well in that area and the encounter itself was so delicious.

He is a hairly fella, which I do adore and very manly- a silently take control type of fella which I enjoy. We talked for hours, literally as we had some beers and then we layed in my bed and he gave me some of the best DATY I've had in a long time. I tend to get loud and the louder I got the more intense it got for him and he slapped the fuck out of my twat which made me cum harder and he then sprayed cum all over my belly which I scooped up with my hand and ate it. To my suprise he kissed me, which I love nothing more than a good cum swap with a kinky fucker like myself! He was a fantastic kisser, very sensual. He is also a biter, I have some lovely marks on my belly and hips to remind me of the awesome sauce we shared. But anyway after the DATY and my prolonged orgasm we layed down and fell asleep. I was awaked a few hours later by him kissing my neck and pushing me down and sounds of condom wrapper and getting fucked like it was the rapture. It was quick, I came, he came. We fell asleep again. A few hours later I was awakened on my side with him rubbing me all over and then essentially doing the same thing only in the side position and then he flipped me and pulled me up by my hips, being a stocky, strong fella- had me up on all fours with a fist full of my curly hair and had me screaming for mercy. Well, not really LOL.

After that we laid down, I said "damn I want a pork sammich and coke" and promptly fell asleep. Then when we woke up we had some giggles and goofiness. Realized we weren't raptured hahahh and he had to get home. It was all in all a wonderful evening that turned into a wonderful night.

And I realized after he left that in all the ruckus, I never gave him the house specialty hahhaaha. I kinda feel very very bad! But he is very cool and all was fun. Very fun.

This dumb broad made it to the correct vet appt this morning hahaha My puppers is doing fine although sleepy from her allergy shot.

AND, my rapture night fella from the encounter above will be taking me for a 2 night MUCH needed getaway in a week and a half. Hopefully full of kinky stuffs and more bites and yummy things. Mmmm. I will report much on this one. This one was is a treasure to hang out with! Infusing my love for music, words, and rough foreplay / sexy times!

Get that shit at an agency.

[Sluttypie]

Mongers, agencies give off this illusion of safety but what you don't understand is the dynamics behind it. You have stupid fucking hos all "working" together (haha) which really isn't possible. Broads will be broads and are inherently DUMB AS SHIT. They open their stupid mouths when they shouldn't, they don't work well together, jealousy is always rampant ESPECIALLY in an business where beauty and looks are valued most. Agencies can't guard against these contigencies. Also, these women are essentially being pimped out by someone else who doesn't give two rat shits about them. Jesus, where is the dignity and fun in that scenario?

Go with the independant chicks. Register with P411 or DateCheck and see the chicks who are registered with them as well. Or USE THE REFERENCE SYSTEM. If you have been hanging about with a provider who won't give you a refernece then she is a sack of shit and someone you shouldn't be fucking around with anyway.

Also, quit being cheap motherfuckers. If you can't afford it, don't fucking do it. Quit fucking around with these cheap ass hos and their SPECIALS SPECIALS SPECIALS. There are quality providers out there and actually at decent prices who do utilize the reference system if you aren't smart enough to have a prepaid credit card to register with P411 or DateCheck.

Fuck agencies and their idiotic drama. Look at it this way- a grouping of broads in any scenario is NEVER a good thing. UNLESS, you are Muslim and you have died and there you are with your 72 virgins.

[Sluttypie]

Adam and I are not the same person, SP. I think you know that (or at least hope you do.) What I was vouching for was the fact that his girls do not have any uncles that would cause concern. I know this to be true because both our agencies have relied on some of the same girls as escorts, and those girls are in the trade (to one degree or another.) I may have mentioned before that agencies share information from time to time (e. G, dangerous clients, escorts who may prove troublesome or who you should avoid completely, that sort of thing.) This is one way we end up knowing many of the same professionals in the trade.

I won't get into the "agency vs independent" debate; it's pointless because the industry (and the escorts) rely on both. Different strokes for different folks.

Yes, I got that you dipshits aren't the same people, well the same PEOPLE not the same PERSON.

And you, pfft. Really are more laughable than him. See a bunch of posts below however whatever longwinded reply you may want to give I am not responding to anything you have to say. You are an idiot ***** that needs a man to tell you what to do. Or perhaps the strong pimp hand of SluttyPie. If that were my forte'.

Agency vs Independent is NOT pointless. WE independants DO NOT rely on you motherfuckers for shit. As a matter of fact I prefer NOT to see someone that utilizes agencies out of principle. Fuck you pimp motherfuckers. Make your fucking money ON YOUR OWN and go fuck off. But then again, it's not about the almighty dollar for me so I have that luxury of being able to choose who I will and won't see. A little something called dignity and pride and keepin it real and being true to myself- ya know all that shit you PEOPLE don't give two steaming shits about. The stuff that FUN is made up of. Yeah. I'm sure you lost all of that at the first strip club you worked at and having to rely on outer beauty when it is but fleeting all of the stuff that matters goes out the window and poor souls like yourself and other providers whose only satisfaction in life is making sure they "stay booked" and that every man says "perfect, the best of the best, super model etc"- I do truly feel sorry.

Made up bios for these broads by pimps like you mofos, I give you credit for the classy way you put the girls together. I like the pics. Lately though you have gotten some skanky lookin hos but a guy does love a good skank every now and again. Hell even I like a good skank every once and while. Which is how YSS does business I'm sure.

I don't give a shit anymore, you people be BUSINESS people. I will be a FUN person and you guys can be the seedy fuckshits that I try and pretend don't exist in my world of kinky fun times.

In otherwords, piss off and leave me to my puppy dogs and rainbows.

[Abe Girl Vicky]

Adam and I are not the same person, SP. I think you know that (or at least hope you do.) What I was vouching for was the fact that his girls do not have any uncles that would cause concern. I know this to be true because both our agencies have relied on some of the same girls as escorts, and those girls are in the trade (to one degree or another.) I may have mentioned before that agencies share information from time to time (e. G, dangerous clients, escorts who may prove troublesome or who you should avoid completely, that sort of thing.) This is one way we end up knowing many of the same professionals in the trade.

I won't get into the "agency vs independent" debate; it's pointless because the industry (and the escorts) rely on both. Different strokes for different folks.

[Sluttypie]

Haha talk about dumb broads- I walked my dog down to the vet only to find he was closed because it's SUNDAY!

I guess I was so caught up in this rapture business and the delightful punk rock man I spent my supposed last night on the planet with that I truly thought today was Monday. Set my alarm and everything! Hahhaha.

Speaking of the delightful punk rock man mmmmmmmmmmmm Pie had a splendid splendid splendid rapture night. With a 39 year old fantastic fellow musician that I have been conversing with for a while. I love nothing more than my brain to be licked on before anything is touched and he served me well in that area and the encounter itself was so delicious.

He is a hairly fella, which I do adore and very manly- a silently take control type of fella which I enjoy. We talked for hours, literally as we had some beers and then we layed in my bed and he gave me some of the best DATY I've had in a long time. I tend to get loud and the louder I got the more intense it got for him and he slapped the fuck out of my twat which made me cum harder and he then sprayed cum all over my belly which I scooped up with my hand and ate it. To my suprise he kissed me, which I love nothing more than a good cum swap with a kinky fucker like myself! He was a fantastic kisser, very sensual. He is also a biter, I have some lovely marks on my belly and hips to remind me of the awesome sauce we shared. But anyway after the DATY and my prolonged orgasm we layed down and fell asleep. I was awaked a few hours later by him kissing my neck and pushing me down and sounds of condom wrapper and getting fucked like it was the rapture. It was quick, I came, he came. We fell asleep again. A few hours later I was awakened on my side with him rubbing me all over and then essentially doing the same thing only in the side position and then he flipped me and pulled me up by my hips, being a stocky, strong fella- had me up on all fours with a fist full of my curly hair and had me screaming for mercy. Well, not really LOL.

After that we laid down, I said "damn I want a pork sammich and coke" and promptly fell asleep. Then when we woke up we had some giggles and goofiness. Realized we weren't raptured hahahh and he had to get home. It was all in all a wonderful evening that turned into a wonderful night.

And I realized after he left that in all the ruckus, I never gave him the house specialty hahhaaha. I kinda feel very very bad! But he is very cool and all was fun. Very fun.

[Sluttypie]

Reading up in the Cinci boards I see you are claiming to be "Brian", well Brian you are one faggoty mofo with jacked up hos. And your hahahahhahaha Suicide Girl look a like- give me a break. Have you even ever looked at those hunnies? Holy shit those sweeties have quality artwork, not some mix matched mumbo jumbo scrambly halfassed tattoos that some white trash dick did at a house party in the ghetto. They also wear cool clothes, are WELL photographed, have stylish hair and make up and some attitude.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You want to be pimp jerk off. I will never ever get tired of laughing at you and your "quality" girls HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA.

I guess crack is pretty cheap so I guess you could say you are WINNING! Scoring those "quality" hos! And looking at your expert photography, mmmmmmmmmmmmm damn son- Q U A L I T Y!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAAHHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA.

I think I have been raptured because right now I feel like I'm in heaven hahhahahahaha. I wish I could meet you and laugh at you in your stupid face. Brian. Hahahahhah Like the dog on Family Guy only totaly not as cool. HE could be a pimp.

Speaking of dogs, my faithful canine has a vet appt- poor puppers and her allergies. But she's a pimpin' mofo hahahahahahah we are going to laugh all the way to the vet.

Thanks "Briiiiiiiiian" for the laughs.

[Sluttypie]

"Yep a complete 180, In March hidding my identity was important, now the fact that phoenixhill is ************** is not important to me or anyone else.

I am actally working out of Ohio and Pompano right now. We have some great girls in Cincinnati, and they may be coming down your way soon.". Pheonix"dumbshit"hil22.

Am I the only person that knows how to utilize the "view forum posts" and saw that this idiot was pimpin hos in Cinci the SAME time he / she was purporting NOT to be associated with Your Secret Skanks?

Another thought- WHY was it important? This is an anymous site for the most part, for those who want to be. Soooooo WTF? You reek of ignorance and bullshit. Gah! No wonder you work out of Ohio, dumbest mofos on the planet.

I'm still holding onto the idea that you are a broad. The way you type, wordage- there is nothing mannish about you. I have more man in my pinky than you. And it has nothing to do with the way I choose to express myself- I. E. My crassitude. You are either a) a stupid ho interwebbing for yo' daddy or be) a very feminine man that types and expresses himself in a female manner. And the fact that Vicky will vouch for you makes me think its Vicky herself oh you bitches and the games you do play and the way you let men work you so. Ha!

Anyway, I'm sure you will reply to this however whatever you have to say matters not because, as I said, you reek of ignorance and bullshit. Both of which I'm HIGHLY allergic to.

I think we should have an old school street fight, like The Warriors and shit- yeah. Hahahahah.

Or we can have a breakdancing street fight like in Electric Boogaloo. Either way, I win. You will always lose. Who / whatever you is.

[Sluttypie]

Great idea Pie. Can't wait to check out this special.

It is a great idea as I'm full of them, however that was joke as everyday is Heaven day when you are with The ALMIGHTY PIE.

[Partay]

Great idea Pie. Can't wait to check out this special.

[Sluttypie]

As you know the Rapture did not occur as was predicted soooooooooooo there will be a "Lets Pretend We're In Heaven" special!

Hahahahahahahahaha

[Sluttypie]

Because of dumbshit such as the previous post below.

Mongers, agencies give off this illusion of safety but what you don't understand is the dynamics behind it. You have stupid fucking hos all "working" together (haha) which really isn't possible. Broads will be broads and are inherently DUMB AS SHIT. They open their stupid mouths when they shouldn't, they don't work well together, jealousy is always rampant ESPECIALLY in an business where beauty and looks are valued most. Agencies can't guard against these contigencies. Also, these women are essentially being pimped out by someone else who doesn't give two rat shits about them. Jesus, where is the dignity and fun in that scenario?

Go with the independant chicks. Register with P411 or DateCheck and see the chicks who are registered with them as well. Or USE THE REFERENCE SYSTEM. If you have been hanging about with a provider who won't give you a refernece then she is a sack of shit and someone you shouldn't be fucking around with anyway.

Also, quit being cheap motherfuckers. If you can't afford it, don't fucking do it. Quit fucking around with these cheap ass hos and their SPECIALS SPECIALS SPECIALS. There are quality providers out there and actually at decent prices who do utilize the reference system if you aren't smart enough to have a prepaid credit card to register with P411 or DateCheck.

Fuck agencies and their idiotic drama. Look at it this way- a grouping of broads in any scenario is NEVER a good thing. UNLESS, you are Muslim and you have died and there you are with your 72 virgins.

[Sluttypie]

"Oh as an aside if you are a member of date check that'll work in lieu of registration or if your a member of indys that works in lieu of registration, and finally if Vicki at ABE vouches for you, no need to register."

Okay, first you were just a regular dude poster who had nothing to do with YSS but I saw your busted ass beetches that you were trying to promote out of Cinci so I already knew you were either one of those busted ass hos or their pimp. Now you are out of the closet with it I see and you also said in a previous post in General reports that Vicky is part of "the board" there. Hahahhaahhh Awesome.

Vicky all I got to say to you is that you are one dumbshit ho. Also acting like you are some sort of Mack Momma in public to a fella who is out of your league and then when that didn't work telling him "if you ever need a girl, let me know" like you're some kinda Nino Brown with bitches who will do whatever you say is stupid as fuck. You were too old for him BTW. That story has been passed around and laughed at amoung my friends and said fella in question. Keep your ho trap shut, you never know who knows who or who might be someone you don't want to know you stupid slag. Acting like you "got it like that" will get you fucked and not in a good way.

And a "board"- a fucking CEO ho company merger? I think not. Yss and ABE are owned by the same fucking PIMP. At least the ABEs house- and it aint Vicky, you're just the pretty face for an ugly man. Am I far off Vicky? You want to be pimp aging ex stripper? I think Pheonixhil and Vicky are one in the same.

I know for a fact I'm right about the house. But thats neither here nor there. What makes me sick is that you make your money off the backs off fucked up broads. If I'm wrong about YSS and ABE being one in the same then Ill kiss your ass, but I know a dude owns the ABE house and if I am wrong then Vicky you are ESPECIALLY goddamn stupid for associating yourself with the likes of YSS. Seriously have you LOOKED at the pictures from Cinci?

Well here is a local ad and this ho is busted as fuck.

http://louisville.backpage.com/Femal...ime-23/2853930

And again, offering up women to men you barely know NO MATTER HOW COMFORTABLE YOU FEEL WHERE YOU ARE is completely uncouth and totally STUPID AS FUCK. Which boils down to what you are at heart and soul- a dumb fucking ho that needs a man to own your house and most likely tell you what to do. English major you be but business and common sense you have none.

[Sluttypie]

Well ms. Pie I have no where else to turn on this one.

Since you happen to be the queen on BP etiquette, I leave this one to you.

http://louisville.backpage.com/Femal...now-22/2972296

So my question is the spacial like the spoon+fork equivalent of a Spork? Is it a special facial? Inquiring minds want to know!

Okay, while the ad appears to be changed I am only guessing it was a misspelling on poor little white trash Alexis' part- HOWEVER, she SHOULD have kept it that way and started a revolution in SPECIAL SPECIAL SPECIAL advertising. In a world where every ho seems to be special and or offering specials every goddamn fucking day for no reason she could have reallly stood out. However she isn't smart enough, or cool enough to pull something as revolutionary as THE SPACIAL off. From the looks of her she most like would be one of those who would close their eyes and purse their lips and make a stupid face at the sight of cum flying at their face. TISK, TISK. I could be wrong, but she seems to bank only on that "thin petite" body of hers aka twat machine- insert cock here, commence fuck, all done- rather than fun times of flying cum, laughter, conversation and more flying cum! I doubt she even knows how to properly suck a cock.

I should start a boot camp for ho's. Teaching ethics and the fine art of cocksucking and cumloving!

Hmmm- THE SPACIAL. I like it! Hahahaahaha

[Sluttypie]

Sorry to hear of your distress. Be the bigger, better person. Keep your chin up (wish I had a dollar for every time I've said that to a woman on her knees!) ;.)

TS

And actually he isn't worthy of my time and effort to do anything with whatever I have and know much less this sentence.

But thank you TS.