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  1. #4702

    Diez Mandamientos Deus Azul!

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    Shew! I just returned from climbing to the top of Mt. Rumpke in the current blizzard conditions to retrieve the the stack of stone tablets etched with the commandments of Deus Azul. Our omniscient Asistente de Cobalto is so wise he often forgets that mere mortals may not be able to find his glorious commandments.

    Has your faith been shaken over this Curse of the Linebacker? Let he who is troubled seek solace in the scripture of our Consolador Violeta:

    SOURCE:

    1) http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/misc.php?do=showrules.

    2) http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/cu...eid=ForumRules#postingguidelines.



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    Was it SPAM?

    Probably, given the various definitions, and under that binding rule we can try to supplicate Juez Azul to eradicate the odious infidel from our midst, but scripture simply isn't clear on the matter.

    Was it hateful?

    Dear brothers, it may have been in poor taste and even hurtful, but to be hateful he would have needed to be an attack directed at her personally or her race, religion, etc.

    I too was troubled and sought enlightenment and our Padre Amoroso Cian bathed me in his words:

    Repeat the holy liturgy with me:
    "Ele é um babaca. Coloque-o em sua lista de ignorados."


    Our god moves in mysterious ways, and we can only kneel before his glorious wisdom when we fall short of his perfection.

  2. #4701

    Omg

    Quote Originally Posted by PhatDaty  [View Original Post]
    Who the hell put up up all these pink drapes and lace doilies in the Octagon while I was away? Is that fucking lilac and rose petals I smell?

    Yeah, the shriveled sack OP has some freedom of speech within the site mandates, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have to face the consequences of expressing his freedom of speech in the wrong fucking place or time.

    For the next numb-brained, walking erection that wants to proffer his opinion about ANY ad he sees (ads generate the fucking revenue here) when he hasn't seen the woman, isn't offering some relevant intel the rest of us might need to enhance the process of meeting and fucking the woman, or giving us some other cogent tip to find other women that may or may not look like a linebacker to fuck safely, he should just shut the fuck up for a while, READ THE FUCKING FORUM, and quit cluttering the damn board with shit that doesn't enhance the experience of finding women to fuck. He is just as in violation of board rules (posting an off topic report in the wrong category) as the sycophants who needed to hop on a horse and be a white knight.

    I have no dog in this race beyond being tired of fucknuts posting useless shit in useful areas of the board. This isn't a senior or new person issue. It is a dumbass issue. I don't fuck Ally, or haven't in a pretty long while, and I don't know this particular dingleberry, I just know this ain't a review site for fucking advertisements. It is a review site about finding woman to fuck.

    Maybe there should be a board for the content of adult advertisements like this: http://www.commercialsihate.com/

    Until there is, review the provider, not her ad, unless you want to make a thread here called, "Shit I Hate About That Ad."

    Warnings were swift and well done, but A2, you are not supposed to be writing in blue in the Octagon unless it is an emergency. This ain't an emergency. This is exactly what we agreed the Octagon should be utilized for: Trash talk and harsh instruction to keep the review and pertinent information areas free of drama and clutter.

    Pink, Black or Blue, here is the way to best deal with this: he shouldn't clutter the REVIEW section with each fart of an opinion he has especially if he never even ate the beans, they should have "tutored" him privately or reported the post for being off topic, and for everybody else remember two things about the hobby and web boards:

    1) WALDT We all like different things. Judging another's craving is just pointless.

    2) RTFF (read the fucking forum) and contribute to the fucking forum with information that was as useful as what you took.

    I will crawl back under my rock, but somebody better scrub all this flowery shit out of the Octagon.
    I need not say a word, you said it all PhatDaty, well done.

  3. #4700

    From the Peanut Gallery

    I prefer the term "Brick Shit House" myself. LOL. In reference to Ally she is very much a girly girl but yeah chum she prolly could kick your ass and I know she'd wear your ass out in the sack. I tapped out first last time we met.

    For the newb. This hobby affords you the opportunity to try many things and many types of ladies including tall statuesque providers like Ally. I normally go for the small spinners myself, but I have to say the Ally experience was awesome in my book. Her body can take the hardest pounding I can give and I know I'm not going to break her. In fact she just my ask "is that all you got?

    Don't limit yourself to a certain type. Try something new sometime. You may find it exhilarating! Ally your tops! You guys are lucky to have her up there. Us Louisville guys get a brief visit a few times a year. Just my 2 cents. LC.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kystud  [View Original Post]
    If I am going to spend 300 to spend with a lady I sure do want her to look like and not a linebacker just my opinion and my freedom of speech to speak my opinion from all the reviews I have seen remmy seems to be the one to see.

  4. #4699
    Senior Member


    Posts: 190

    Allmighty

    Quote Originally Posted by Admin2  [View Original Post]
    Point of information:


    3. I am, after all, the godlike presence on this forum known as A2

    A2
    It is good to be the King. I enjoy this forum and would enjoy it more from your position.

    Now get the hell out of here and tap some of that Royal Vaja. Then send some out to the subjects.

    Fdx.

  5. #4698
    Quote Originally Posted by Admin2  [View Original Post]
    Point of information:

    There are three times I write in blue in The Octagon (or any fight thread on the forum):

    1. When I am giving information or instruction in my official capacity as an admin. In this case, I'm clarifying a point of confusion, in the previous case I was explaining why the posts should have been here in the first place. I wasn't commenting on the content of the posts beyond the fact that they should have been here.

    2. When a brother breaks one of the rules that remain in place on threads such as this.

    3. Whenever the hell I feel like it. I am, after all, the godlike presence on this forum known as A2, I can pretty much do whatever I want so long as my numbers are so fucking good. (Thank you one and all for participating and keeping them as high as they are)

    I'm pretty sure that covers all possibilities.

    A2
    I am too lazy and really don't care enough to go back and copy and paste the dialogues that led to the creation of this "special thread," and the rationale for it.

    I got news for you Blue A2. You are in charge of Jack and Shit, and Jack is about to leave town.

    If you let guests of the site attack any of your paying clients (the providers buying ads or companies purchasing banners) your numbers will be down. I doubt Jackson would ever actually fire you, but you would become more of a demigod, in other words lord of the shit that USASG has become.

    Good luck with that.

  6. #4697
    Administrator


    Posts: 4922

    Au contraire Mon. Frere

    Quote Originally Posted by PhatDaty  [View Original Post]
    A2, you are not supposed to be writing in blue in the Octagon unless it is an emergency.
    Point of information:

    There are three times I write in blue in The Octagon (or any fight thread on the forum):

    1. When I am giving information or instruction in my official capacity as an admin. In this case, I'm clarifying a point of confusion, in the previous case I was explaining why the posts should have been here in the first place. I wasn't commenting on the content of the posts beyond the fact that they should have been here.

    2. When a brother breaks one of the rules that remain in place on threads such as this.

    3. Whenever the hell I feel like it. I am, after all, the godlike presence on this forum known as A2, I can pretty much do whatever I want so long as my numbers are so fucking good. (Thank you one and all for participating and keeping them as high as they are)

    I'm pretty sure that covers all possibilities.

    A2

  7. #4696

    You are correct

    Quote Originally Posted by Kystud  [View Original Post]
    If I am going to spend 300 to spend with a lady I sure do want her to look like and not a linebacker just my opinion and my freedom of speech to speak my opinion from all the reviews I have seen remmy seems to be the one to see.
    I retract my earlier comment. Balls must be chaffing.

    Boxers only from now on.

  8. #4695

    Dear Brother Monger -

    Unless you are are true Brother Monger (and you know who you are), do not be usin' Kenwood Jack as a reference! I am an old fart (key word:old) and probably don't remember you. To providers that I know: if someone says they know Kenwood Jack, PM me..

    Kenwood Jack.

    Someone I don't remember (a monger) used me as a reference today.

  9. #4694

    Love this shit!

    Quote Originally Posted by Admin2  [View Original Post]
    Note this is in blue, it's not friendly A2 the mongers monger, it's me the Admin.

    Yes, he is 100% allowed to say that SD looks like a linebacker, nothing about that violates our guidelines. Since he's commenting on her pics, he doesn't even have to have seen her. This site is a place for men to talk about women for sex. It's not a place for men to talk about women in a way that any of you approve, or only say nice things. He is perfectly free to say even worse things if he wants so long as they don't violate our guidelines.

    Guys are allowed to say that your realio, trulio ATF is a horse faced skank that looks like a man and can't fuck for shit. Nothing in that violates our guidelines. It doesn't matter how well reviewed the chick is, he can still say it.

    You may come to this thread and call him a fuckface if you want, but stop doing it on the review thread.

    Seriously, don't.

    A2
    Fucking hilarious! I might try to count and see how many ways fuck has been used in Phat's rants. Since I checked and I have an asshole and an opinion I can post here. I think SD looks like Barbara Streisand! A young pretty one but nonetheless Babs. I hate Barbara Streisand and so it is my loss to not see her, it would just be too weird even tho everyone here says she is a great time and a fuck I would remember, I am sure she is not too broken up about this. I was told once I look like Elliott Gould she prob. Doesn't want to fuck him! LOL. But hell SD is one of the few here who knows how to run a business and make people forget its a business She's fine even if some guy sees her as a linebacker.

  10. #4693

    Pink?

    Quote Originally Posted by Admin2  [View Original Post]
    Note this is in blue, it's not friendly A2 the mongers monger, it's me the Admin.

    This site is a place for men to talk about women for sex. It's not a place for men to talk about women in a way that any of you approve, or only say nice things. He is perfectly free to say even worse things if he wants so long as they don't violate our guidelines.

    Guys are allowed to say that your realio, trulio ATF is a horse faced skank that looks like a man and can't fuck for shit. Nothing in that violates our guidelines. It doesn't matter how well reviewed the chick is, he can still say it.

    You may come to this thread and call him a fuckface if you want, but stop doing it on the review thread.

    Seriously, don't.

    A2
    Who the hell put up up all these pink drapes and lace doilies in the Octagon while I was away? Is that fucking lilac and rose petals I smell?

    Yeah, the shriveled sack OP has some freedom of speech within the site mandates, but that doesn't mean he doesn't have to face the consequences of expressing his freedom of speech in the wrong fucking place or time.

    For the next numb-brained, walking erection that wants to proffer his opinion about ANY ad he sees (ads generate the fucking revenue here) when he hasn't seen the woman, isn't offering some relevant intel the rest of us might need to enhance the process of meeting and fucking the woman, or giving us some other cogent tip to find other women that may or may not look like a linebacker to fuck safely, he should just shut the fuck up for a while, READ THE FUCKING FORUM, and quit cluttering the damn board with shit that doesn't enhance the experience of finding women to fuck. He is just as in violation of board rules (posting an off topic report in the wrong category) as the sycophants who needed to hop on a horse and be a white knight.

    I have no dog in this race beyond being tired of fucknuts posting useless shit in useful areas of the board. This isn't a senior or new person issue. It is a dumbass issue. I don't fuck Ally, or haven't in a pretty long while, and I don't know this particular dingleberry, I just know this ain't a review site for fucking advertisements. It is a review site about finding woman to fuck.

    Maybe there should be a board for the content of adult advertisements like this: http://www.commercialsihate.com/

    Until there is, review the provider, not her ad, unless you want to make a thread here called, "Shit I Hate About That Ad."

    Warnings were swift and well done, but A2, you are not supposed to be writing in blue in the Octagon unless it is an emergency. This ain't an emergency. This is exactly what we agreed the Octagon should be utilized for: Trash talk and harsh instruction to keep the review and pertinent information areas free of drama and clutter.

    Pink, Black or Blue, here is the way to best deal with this: he shouldn't clutter the REVIEW section with each fart of an opinion he has especially if he never even ate the beans, they should have "tutored" him privately or reported the post for being off topic, and for everybody else remember two things about the hobby and web boards:

    1) WALDT We all like different things. Judging another's craving is just pointless.

    2) RTFF (read the fucking forum) and contribute to the fucking forum with information that was as useful as what you took.

    I will crawl back under my rock, but somebody better scrub all this flowery shit out of the Octagon.

  11. #4692
    Administrator


    Posts: 4922

    Dad's about to stop the car

    Note this is in blue, it's not friendly A2 the mongers monger, it's me the Admin.

    Yes, he is 100% allowed to say that SD looks like a linebacker, nothing about that violates our guidelines. Since he's commenting on her pics, he doesn't even have to have seen her. This site is a place for men to talk about women for sex. It's not a place for men to talk about women in a way that any of you approve, or only say nice things. He is perfectly free to say even worse things if he wants so long as they don't violate our guidelines.

    Guys are allowed to say that your realio, trulio ATF is a horse faced skank that looks like a man and can't fuck for shit. Nothing in that violates our guidelines. It doesn't matter how well reviewed the chick is, he can still say it.

    You may come to this thread and call him a fuckface if you want, but stop doing it on the review thread.

    Seriously, don't.

    A2

  12. #4691

    And maybe

    Quote Originally Posted by PhatDaty  [View Original Post]
    Really?

    I am betting you can't handle her. I am guessing she would make you pop in less time than it took you to vomit your opinion on this site.

    Yes, you do have a right to an INFORMED OPINION..

    We very much want to hear what you have to say about a lady after you fucking GO SEE THEM! Nobody gives a shit about your opinion upon viewing and reading ads.

    This ain't rocket science, studly.

    1) Look for a woman to fuck.

    2) Fuck the woman.

    3) Report back on your experience, and your findings on actual looks, price, service, and value.

    Stick to the basics and you might just enjoy this place.
    Show some respect. Another one of the basics.

  13. #4690

    Nice Response

    Well Said PhatDaty! Though I'm not a senior or super experienced in mongering I was put off by the jerkoff that talks smack about a woman who he's never met. No one asked for his opinion of a woman he's never met. Hopefully the word will get out to the other girls and they won't give him the time of day. That would be great pay back.

    Knight.

    Quote Originally Posted by PhatDaty  [View Original Post]
    Really?

    I am betting you can't handle her. I am guessing she would make you pop in less time than it took you to vomit your opinion on this site.

    Yes, you do have a right to an INFORMED OPINION..

    We very much want to hear what you have to say about a lady after you fucking GO SEE THEM! Nobody gives a shit about your opinion upon viewing and reading ads.

    This ain't rocket science, studly.

    1) Look for a woman to fuck.

    2) Fuck the woman.

    3) Report back on your experience, and your findings on actual looks, price, service, and value.

    Stick to the basics and you might just enjoy this place.

  14. #4689

    New guy

    Quote Originally Posted by Kystud  [View Original Post]
    If I am going to spend 300 to spend with a lady I sure do want her to look like and not a linebacker just my opinion and my freedom of speech to speak my opinion from all the reviews I have seen remmy seems to be the one to see.
    Indeed. You are free to do a lot of things, but you don't because some of those things are bad for your health. Aside from that, Remmy is a good choice.

    Good luck, stay safe.

    TGM.

  15. #4688

    Here's the deal

    Quote Originally Posted by Kystud  [View Original Post]
    If I am going to spend 300 to spend with a lady I sure do want her to look like and not a linebacker just my opinion and my freedom of speech to speak my opinion from all the reviews I have seen remmy seems to be the one to see.
    As you continue to use the board to help you find ladies of your taste you will find we all have different taste. She's not my type either, I prefer spinners but many mongers prefer the thicker girls. It appears that Ally post accurate pics of herself, so if her type is what you like then you go see her, if not then you don't. The only time you have a right to ***** is when a provider post pics that are misleading and waste your time and resources.

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