Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[Handy Daty]

Your mailbox is full TheGardener1, Please PM me with your intel. Thanks.

I spoke with a couple girls today (they called me).

They seem really worried about alot of attention USA advertisers are getting and mentioned one who was under surveillance and guys being pulled over after they left.

I won't go into more details here, but I would exercise extreme caution considering recent newsworthy events.

You can pm me about the surveillance.

[Mike178]

I spoke with a couple girls today (they called me).

They seem really worried about alot of attention USA advertisers are getting and mentioned one who was under surveillance and guys being pulled over after they left.

I won't go into more details here, but I would exercise extreme caution considering recent newsworthy events.

You can pm me about the surveillance.

I can see how LEO could easily find many of these girls locations. I have booked first visits with no reference checks. Girls, please do your due diligence.

[TheGardener1]

I spoke with a couple girls today (they called me).

They seem really worried about alot of attention USA advertisers are getting and mentioned one who was under surveillance and guys being pulled over after they left.

I won't go into more details here, but I would exercise extreme caution considering recent newsworthy events.

You can pm me about the surveillance.

[Deb4512]

1. Don't assume because I don't answer your text right away I'm ignoring you. I might be with a client or at the gym: "Hi, I'd like to make an appointment. Debbie are you there? Hello? Hellooooo? Well I guess you aren't interested in seeing me. Is it something I said?

2. Don't email me this: I'd like to see you in the next 5 min. " If you want to see me right away it's best to contact me by calling or texting.

3. I won't see you without a phone call first to chat a bit. I want to size you up to see if you sound sketchy or crazy. Don't tell me that your phone is a text only phone. Do they make cell phone's that are only able to text? I find that weird. Isn't the main purpose of a phone to be able to make phone calls?

4. If I state in my ad that I charge $200 an hour and $125 for half an hour don't ask me if I'd see you for $40. I know, I know, Norma Jean charges $40 for half an hour, but the cops eventually started to watch her house, because the neighbors complained about too much male foot traffic, which seemed obviously fishy to them. The cops eventually arrested her in a sting. I'm discreet and don't schedule appointments back to back.

5. This is a big no no! After we're finished please don't wash your spunky dick off in my kitchen sink with my dish cloth using my dish soap! WTF! This happened yesterday and I was horrified! Seriously? What was he thinking??

Ok, now I'm ready to go to the gym, even though I missed spinning class again, because I was logged into usasg. LOL. I'll just use their equipment and bring my handy, dandy ear phones so I can watch tv too. Too bad they don't have a stand where you can bring your tablet or laptop. I'd be working out for hours!

Xoxo Debbie from Boston.

[Deb4512]

I'm posting here for fun. I assume this is the Cincinnati's version of Massholes? Is that correct A2? Anyway Massholes involves a lot of mud slinging: "You're a needle dick" "Fuck you! You don't have a dick. You're a pussy!" "I not a pussy, but your a tranny lover!" "Fuck off Asshole!" "You fuck off! You're a bigger asshole and a Mama's boy!" Massholes was fun in the beginning. Now it's boring.

I also started to read threads in other states and cities and found this thread interesting. Is this your fight thread? Are there providers in your area that post on the threads? I'm the only provider who posts in the entire Northeast! It's nice to see providers post and I've seen many providers post in other areas of the country, but just not the Northeast for some strange reason.

More etiquette: Guys, be sure you know what town you are in before you call me. How could you not know where you are located? I don't care if you're from out of state. Not an excuse! At least the foreign guy knew he was in Burger King. LOL.

I won't see you for 5 min! Especially since you said that you want to pound your dick in my ass for a few times.

Yes outcalls are more expensive than incalls, especially if I have to drive an hour to your location.

More to cum. LOL.

The reason the porn star is $500 an hour is because she will do practically everything imaginable! She offers a "PSE" porn star experience. Now this porn star escort charges $500 for half an hour and $1000 for an hour. It sounds like a lot, but damn look at the services she provides! I will not let anyone fuck my ass with a 10 inch extra thick dick! Caramel Dime: http://www.carameldimeelite.com/honorarium/4580994975.

If you all think Cincinnati is a good place to escort maybe I will travel there someday. I wonder how far of a drive it is from Boston? I'm going to have to check on that. Ttyl Debbie xoxo.

[TheGenteelMan]

I'm not really one to age-discriminate, but $500? This cannot possibly be golden pussy syndrome or can it?

As the lyric goes, "... It makes me wonder... "

TGM

http://cincinnati.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/kasey-storm-adult-film-actress-in-your-area-entertaining-elite-gentleman-only-see-details/31791880

http://adulterotica.wixsite.com/Kasey-Storm

[SilkyWetness]

Loved your post on the Cincinnati forum, and I was wondering if you were in the area now. I went back and read some of your older posts and you sound intelligent and fun.

Just thought I would check.

Stay safe.

That was the best thing I've ever read oh it made me laugh thank you so much.

[Serhan1978]

And I'm thinking you all already know this stuff, so I'm just venting and trying to be funny. It's been a rough weekend for me.

1. When you call an escort the first thing out of your mouth shouldn't be "I love your fat ass. It's making me hard. ".

2. In order to see an escort you must be fluent in English! When I ask you where you are located, you answer "Burger King, I ask what town you are in and you again answer "Burger King. " don't be surprised if I won't see you. I did see one guy who didn't speak English. He spoke just enough to find my address. The only words he knew were "I love you. " and "Come on, Come on. " When the appointment was coming to and end I asked how he wanted to cum, he didn't understand me, so I asked him what language he spoke. I was able to find out with much trouble that he was Tibetian. I did a Tibetian to English translation. Unfortunately he was an illiterate tibetian. Frustrated, we went over the time, no biggie, I wanted him to cum and we couldn't communicate. What's a girl to do?

3. Don't show up at a providers residence unannounced. I know you are jonesing for my BBBJ, but my parents may be visiting from out of town. I might have a friend over who doesn't know I'm an escort. It's just not a good idea. Recently a guy showed up at 11 thirty pm and called me with no appointment scheduled. I was tired and wanted to go to bed. He begged me to see him and his excuse for showing up unannounced was that I had seen him already. I eventually hung up on him and he continued to call back, so I turned the phone off. He's on my do not see list in my contacts.

#3 continued. One guy who was a regular actually showed up without a phone call. He just knocked on my door! This is so not a good idea on so many levels!

4. Don't send dick pics and ask me if I'd see you for free, because you have such a fine dick. Actually don't send a dick pic for any reason. I know you're showing off and your dick is fine, but I know what dicks look like and I'd rather see yours in person. It's a bad way to introduce yourself to an escort.

5. It's really sweet of you to call me and offer me a free nude body massage. If I'm going to be naked and an escort you are going to have to pay me my rate.

6. Don't call an escort and ask if she is looking for a boyfriend or husband. I mean seriously, you've never even met me! No explanation needed.

7. Don't give an escort counterfeit money! Happened to me Friday.

8. If your going to have a lengthy conversation with an escort that requires long paragraphs, don't text, call instead. Actually if you can make a phone call, choose the call over text. No escort has the finger stamina and endurance to text over 10 guys at once for hours on end. I know, I know, you have to text, because you are at work, in a work meeting or your wife's in the room. I didn't realize that texting a hooker during work was allowed in your workplace. LOL. Your boss must be very open minded!

9. Don't call an escort asking for free phone sex. She doesn't believe you when you tell her you're going to make a real appointment and pay her $600 if she does phone sex just this once. We see right through you!

10. No sexting. When you want to make a appointment and you have to text, make it short. Don't go on and on with "So what are you going to do with me when we meet? What next? Tell me what you like to do sexually? What are you the best at? What are you going to wear for me? What are you wearing now?.

11. If you make an appointment Friday for Monday, don't text all day Friday, Saturday and Sunday to chat, especially if we are working during those hours.

12. When you text an escort, don't just text "hi. " and when she asks what you want, don't respond with "hi. " again. The best texts are to the point.

13. When you arrive at the my incall, it's not the proper time to negotiate the rate down. If it was agreed ahead of time that I'd see you for $100 for half an hour don't come with $50 and expect me to see you. If I decline to see you for half price, don't try to talk me into seeing you and please, please, please if I won't discount the agreed rate further, don't pull your pants down and masturbate in front of me! This happened to me yesterday.

14. Please don't ask me to do a threesome with you and your mother. Also don't request an appointment that involves you smelling my poop on a plate while I watch or put it in a doggy bag for you to take home with you, that is unless you want me to actually see you! You'd have a better chance calling someone from the fetish section.

15. Don't call an escort asking for a massage / body rub for body rub prices. Maybe this will work for some, but there is a body rub section you can call providers on.

16, If a provider lists her age as 41, don't assume she's 21. This happened to me today!

17. When you make an appointment at say 7, don't show up at 8 and tell me that you went to the Holiday Inn or RT 9, when I texted you that I was at the Marriott on Main Street! Also if you can't find my room don't go to the front desk asking where my room number is located.

18. When you come to my residence and I tell you not to talk until we are in my apt. It doesn't mean I don't mind if you whisper or say hello when I open the door. I'm trying to be discreet so the neighbors don't notice what's going on.

19. Be sure you own a gps, have one on your phone or at least mapquest my location.

20. When I instruct you to go to the porch on the left side of the house, don't go to the right side or wander around in the back where the parking lot is.

Despite everything I still love escorting, but did I mention I had a tough weekend? LOL.

Post of the year. Niiiiiice.

[JoeBogus]

Loved your post on the Cincinnati forum, and I was wondering if you were in the area now. I went back and read some of your older posts and you sound intelligent and fun.

Just thought I would check.

Stay safe.

[John HandCock]

Not to sure about inserting into there lives? Other than seeing and enjoying them multiple times and than there was lots of inserting. Maybe more like understanding life happens and needing a friends help. It's has always came back around. I like overnight visits, no clock, dinner and drinks and having fun sometimes, always available and pretty much anything I'd like to do in the bedroom. Not always wham bam out of here kinda guy. If I'm going to spend my hard earned on her, you bet she's going to earn it. Believe me lmao You may have to explain what a top tier escort is, thanks and Be safe OBR.

Top tier doesn't do any of the things you listed in your original post. Just my opinion but girlfriends get that treatment you described above aand I keep the escort as most of them want it, strictly business. There is a post just down from this as to what most escorts are looking for.

I took your original post as a complaint that was the reason for my response. Good luck to you.

[John HandCock]

And I'm thinking you all already know this stuff, so I'm just venting and trying to be funny. It's been a rough weekend for me.

1. When you call an escort the first thing out of your mouth shouldn't be "I love your fat ass. It's making me hard. ".

2. In order to see an escort you must be fluent in English! When I ask you where you are located, you answer "Burger King, I ask what town you are in and you again answer "Burger King. " don't be surprised if I won't see you. I did see one guy who didn't speak English. He spoke just enough to find my address. The only words he knew were "I love you. " and "Come on, Come on. " When the appointment was coming to and end I asked how he wanted to cum, he didn't understand me, so I asked him what language he spoke. I was able to find out with much trouble that he was Tibetian. I did a Tibetian to English translation. Unfortunately he was an illiterate tibetian. Frustrated, we went over the time, no biggie, I wanted him to cum and we couldn't communicate. What's a girl to do?

3. Don't show up at a providers residence unannounced. I know you are jonesing for my BBBJ, but my parents may be visiting from out of town. I might have a friend over who doesn't know I'm an escort. It's just not a good idea. Recently a guy showed up at 11 thirty pm and called me with no appointment scheduled. I was tired and wanted to go to bed. He begged me to see him and his excuse for showing up unannounced was that I had seen him already. I eventually hung up on him and he continued to call back, so I turned the phone off. He's on my do not see list in my contacts.

#3 continued. One guy who was a regular actually showed up without a phone call. He just knocked on my door! This is so not a good idea on so many levels!

4. Don't send dick pics and ask me if I'd see you for free, because you have such a fine dick. Actually don't send a dick pic for any reason. I know you're showing off and your dick is fine, but I know what dicks look like and I'd rather see yours in person. It's a bad way to introduce yourself to an escort.

5. It's really sweet of you to call me and offer me a free nude body massage. If I'm going to be naked and an escort you are going to have to pay me my rate.

6. Don't call an escort and ask if she is looking for a boyfriend or husband. I mean seriously, you've never even met me! No explanation needed.

7. Don't give an escort counterfeit money! Happened to me Friday.

8. If your going to have a lengthy conversation with an escort that requires long paragraphs, don't text, call instead. Actually if you can make a phone call, choose the call over text. No escort has the finger stamina and endurance to text over 10 guys at once for hours on end. I know, I know, you have to text, because you are at work, in a work meeting or your wife's in the room. I didn't realize that texting a hooker during work was allowed in your workplace. LOL. Your boss must be very open minded!

9. Don't call an escort asking for free phone sex. She doesn't believe you when you tell her you're going to make a real appointment and pay her $600 if she does phone sex just this once. We see right through you!

10. No sexting. When you want to make a appointment and you have to text, make it short. Don't go on and on with "So what are you going to do with me when we meet? What next? Tell me what you like to do sexually? What are you the best at? What are you going to wear for me? What are you wearing now?.

11. If you make an appointment Friday for Monday, don't text all day Friday, Saturday and Sunday to chat, especially if we are working during those hours.

12. When you text an escort, don't just text "hi. " and when she asks what you want, don't respond with "hi. " again. The best texts are to the point.

13. When you arrive at the my incall, it's not the proper time to negotiate the rate down. If it was agreed ahead of time that I'd see you for $100 for half an hour don't come with $50 and expect me to see you. If I decline to see you for half price, don't try to talk me into seeing you and please, please, please if I won't discount the agreed rate further, don't pull your pants down and masturbate in front of me! This happened to me yesterday.

14. Please don't ask me to do a threesome with you and your mother. Also don't request an appointment that involves you smelling my poop on a plate while I watch or put it in a doggy bag for you to take home with you, that is unless you want me to actually see you! You'd have a better chance calling someone from the fetish section.

15. Don't call an escort asking for a massage / body rub for body rub prices. Maybe this will work for some, but there is a body rub section you can call providers on.

16, If a provider lists her age as 41, don't assume she's 21. This happened to me today!

17. When you make an appointment at say 7, don't show up at 8 and tell me that you went to the Holiday Inn or RT 9, when I texted you that I was at the Marriott on Main Street! Also if you can't find my room don't go to the front desk asking where my room number is located.

18. When you come to my residence and I tell you not to talk until we are in my apt. It doesn't mean I don't mind if you whisper or say hello when I open the door. I'm trying to be discreet so the neighbors don't notice what's going on.

19. Be sure you own a gps, have one on your phone or at least mapquest my location.

20. When I instruct you to go to the porch on the left side of the house, don't go to the right side or wander around in the back where the parking lot is.

Despite everything I still love escorting, but did I mention I had a tough weekend? LOL.

Just goes to show most men have know idea, that's why they pay to get fucked.

After that week maybe your game plan should mirror Seinfeld s Soup Nazi episode.

[Member #5260]

16, If a provider lists her age as 41, don't assume she's 21. This happened to me today!

Usually this is the opposite, where the provider is 5-10 years older than her listed age, plus using old pics.

[BigMack]

And I'm thinking you all already know this stuff, so I'm just venting and trying to be funny. It's been a rough weekend for me.

1. When you call an escort the first thing out of your mouth shouldn't be "I love your fat ass. It's making me hard. ".

2. In order to see an escort you must be fluent in English! When I ask you where you are located, you answer "Burger King, I ask what town you are in and you again answer "Burger King. " don't be surprised if I won't see you. I did see one guy who didn't speak English. He spoke just enough to find my address. The only words he knew were "I love you. " and "Come on, Come on. " When the appointment was coming to and end I asked how he wanted to cum, he didn't understand me, so I asked him what language he spoke. I was able to find out with much trouble that he was Tibetian. I did a Tibetian to English translation. Unfortunately he was an illiterate tibetian. Frustrated, we went over the time, no biggie, I wanted him to cum and we couldn't communicate. What's a girl to do?

3. Don't show up at a providers residence unannounced. I know you are jonesing for my BBBJ, but my parents may be visiting from out of town. I might have a friend over who doesn't know I'm an escort. It's just not a good idea. Recently a guy showed up at 11 thirty pm and called me with no appointment scheduled. I was tired and wanted to go to bed. He begged me to see him and his excuse for showing up unannounced was that I had seen him already. I eventually hung up on him and he continued to call back, so I turned the phone off. He's on my do not see list in my contacts.

#3 continued. One guy who was a regular actually showed up without a phone call. He just knocked on my door! This is so not a good idea on so many levels!

4. Don't send dick pics and ask me if I'd see you for free, because you have such a fine dick. Actually don't send a dick pic for any reason. I know you're showing off and your dick is fine, but I know what dicks look like and I'd rather see yours in person. It's a bad way to introduce yourself to an escort.

5. It's really sweet of you to call me and offer me a free nude body massage. If I'm going to be naked and an escort you are going to have to pay me my rate.

6. Don't call an escort and ask if she is looking for a boyfriend or husband. I mean seriously, you've never even met me! No explanation needed.

7. Don't give an escort counterfeit money! Happened to me Friday.

8. If your going to have a lengthy conversation with an escort that requires long paragraphs, don't text, call instead. Actually if you can make a phone call, choose the call over text. No escort has the finger stamina and endurance to text over 10 guys at once for hours on end. I know, I know, you have to text, because you are at work, in a work meeting or your wife's in the room. I didn't realize that texting a hooker during work was allowed in your workplace. LOL. Your boss must be very open minded!

9. Don't call an escort asking for free phone sex. She doesn't believe you when you tell her you're going to make a real appointment and pay her $600 if she does phone sex just this once. We see right through you!

10. No sexting. When you want to make a appointment and you have to text, make it short. Don't go on and on with "So what are you going to do with me when we meet? What next? Tell me what you like to do sexually? What are you the best at? What are you going to wear for me? What are you wearing now?.

11. If you make an appointment Friday for Monday, don't text all day Friday, Saturday and Sunday to chat, especially if we are working during those hours.

12. When you text an escort, don't just text "hi. " and when she asks what you want, don't respond with "hi. " again. The best texts are to the point.

13. When you arrive at the my incall, it's not the proper time to negotiate the rate down. If it was agreed ahead of time that I'd see you for $100 for half an hour don't come with $50 and expect me to see you. If I decline to see you for half price, don't try to talk me into seeing you and please, please, please if I won't discount the agreed rate further, don't pull your pants down and masturbate in front of me! This happened to me yesterday.

14. Please don't ask me to do a threesome with you and your mother. Also don't request an appointment that involves you smelling my poop on a plate while I watch or put it in a doggy bag for you to take home with you, that is unless you want me to actually see you! You'd have a better chance calling someone from the fetish section.

15. Don't call an escort asking for a massage / body rub for body rub prices. Maybe this will work for some, but there is a body rub section you can call providers on.

16, If a provider lists her age as 41, don't assume she's 21. This happened to me today!

17. When you make an appointment at say 7, don't show up at 8 and tell me that you went to the Holiday Inn or RT 9, when I texted you that I was at the Marriott on Main Street! Also if you can't find my room don't go to the front desk asking where my room number is located.

18. When you come to my residence and I tell you not to talk until we are in my apt. It doesn't mean I don't mind if you whisper or say hello when I open the door. I'm trying to be discreet so the neighbors don't notice what's going on.

19. Be sure you own a gps, have one on your phone or at least mapquest my location.

20. When I instruct you to go to the porch on the left side of the house, don't go to the right side or wander around in the back where the parking lot is.

Despite everything I still love escorting, but did I mention I had a tough weekend? LOL.

There are just so many ways to say you are hot so let's fuck. Speaking four different languages including English I know how to get in trouble in all four. Being a horndog I am very sensitive to four phrases in the hobby from a lady. They are in no particular order, 1. Do you like your cock sucked until my eyes look white when you shoot? 2. Would you like to put that nice looking instrument of pleasure deep in my GP and make me your regular friend 3. OMG after that explosion we may have to get married if your boys swim and my second favorite drive it hard baby and ride me like a cowgirl until the snow falls. These are not the most commonly used phrases by ladies in the hobby but we men have our preferences as to what we love to hear from a lady in the heat and throes of passion. My number one statement I love out of lady though is, No I can not get pregnant so are you done talking or do I have to send you an engraved invitation to use that lovely instrument to it's fullest and make me a happy lady at least for an hour or two. Hope the rest of your week goes better and all your problems are horndogs looking for a wet ride.

[D Nut]

2. In order to see an escort you must be fluent in English! When I ask you where you are located, you answer "Burger King, I ask what town you are in and you again answer "Burger King. " don't be surprised if I won't see you. I did see one guy who didn't speak English. He spoke just enough to find my address. The only words he knew were "I love you. " and "Come on, Come on. " When the appointment was coming to and end I asked how he wanted to cum, he didn't understand me, so I asked him what language he spoke. I was able to find out with much trouble that he was Tibetian. I did a Tibetian to English translation. Unfortunately he was an illiterate tibetian. Frustrated, we went over the time, no biggie, I wanted him to cum and we couldn't communicate. What's a girl to do?

Ironically, the people this is addressed to, won't be able to understand it.

[Angel LA]

And I'm thinking you all already know this stuff, so I'm just venting and trying to be funny. It's been a rough weekend for me.

1. When you call an escort the first thing out of your mouth shouldn't be "I love your fat ass. It's making me hard. ".

2. In order to see an escort you must be fluent in English! When I ask you where you are located, you answer "Burger King, I ask what town you are in and you again answer "Burger King. " don't be surprised if I won't see you. I did see one guy who didn't speak English. He spoke just enough to find my address. The only words he knew were "I love you. " and "Come on, Come on. " When the appointment was coming to and end I asked how he wanted to cum, he didn't understand me, so I asked him what language he spoke. I was able to find out with much trouble that he was Tibetian. I did a Tibetian to English translation. Unfortunately he was an illiterate tibetian. Frustrated, we went over the time, no biggie, I wanted him to cum and we couldn't communicate. What's a girl to do?

3. Don't show up at a providers residence unannounced. I know you are jonesing for my BBBJ, but my parents may be visiting from out of town. I might have a friend over who doesn't know I'm an escort. It's just not a good idea. Recently a guy showed up at 11 thirty pm and called me with no appointment scheduled. I was tired and wanted to go to bed. He begged me to see him and his excuse for showing up unannounced was that I had seen him already. I eventually hung up on him and he continued to call back, so I turned the phone off. He's on my do not see list in my contacts.

#3 continued. One guy who was a regular actually showed up without a phone call. He just knocked on my door! This is so not a good idea on so many levels!

4. Don't send dick pics and ask me if I'd see you for free, because you have such a fine dick. Actually don't send a dick pic for any reason. I know you're showing off and your dick is fine, but I know what dicks look like and I'd rather see yours in person. It's a bad way to introduce yourself to an escort.

5. It's really sweet of you to call me and offer me a free nude body massage. If I'm going to be naked and an escort you are going to have to pay me my rate.

6. Don't call an escort and ask if she is looking for a boyfriend or husband. I mean seriously, you've never even met me! No explanation needed.

7. Don't give an escort counterfeit money! Happened to me Friday.

8. If your going to have a lengthy conversation with an escort that requires long paragraphs, don't text, call instead. Actually if you can make a phone call, choose the call over text. No escort has the finger stamina and endurance to text over 10 guys at once for hours on end. I know, I know, you have to text, because you are at work, in a work meeting or your wife's in the room. I didn't realize that texting a hooker during work was allowed in your workplace. LOL. Your boss must be very open minded!

9. Don't call an escort asking for free phone sex. She doesn't believe you when you tell her you're going to make a real appointment and pay her $600 if she does phone sex just this once. We see right through you!

10. No sexting. When you want to make a appointment and you have to text, make it short. Don't go on and on with "So what are you going to do with me when we meet? What next? Tell me what you like to do sexually? What are you the best at? What are you going to wear for me? What are you wearing now?.

11. If you make an appointment Friday for Monday, don't text all day Friday, Saturday and Sunday to chat, especially if we are working during those hours.

12. When you text an escort, don't just text "hi. " and when she asks what you want, don't respond with "hi. " again. The best texts are to the point.

13. When you arrive at the my incall, it's not the proper time to negotiate the rate down. If it was agreed ahead of time that I'd see you for $100 for half an hour don't come with $50 and expect me to see you. If I decline to see you for half price, don't try to talk me into seeing you and please, please, please if I won't discount the agreed rate further, don't pull your pants down and masturbate in front of me! This happened to me yesterday.

14. Please don't ask me to do a threesome with you and your mother. Also don't request an appointment that involves you smelling my poop on a plate while I watch or put it in a doggy bag for you to take home with you, that is unless you want me to actually see you! You'd have a better chance calling someone from the fetish section.

15. Don't call an escort asking for a massage / body rub for body rub prices. Maybe this will work for some, but there is a body rub section you can call providers on.

16, If a provider lists her age as 41, don't assume she's 21. This happened to me today!

17. When you make an appointment at say 7, don't show up at 8 and tell me that you went to the Holiday Inn or RT 9, when I texted you that I was at the Marriott on Main Street! Also if you can't find my room don't go to the front desk asking where my room number is located.

18. When you come to my residence and I tell you not to talk until we are in my apt. It doesn't mean I don't mind if you whisper or say hello when I open the door. I'm trying to be discreet so the neighbors don't notice what's going on.

19. Be sure you own a gps, have one on your phone or at least mapquest my location.

20. When I instruct you to go to the porch on the left side of the house, don't go to the right side or wander around in the back where the parking lot is.

Despite everything I still love escorting, but did I mention I had a tough weekend? LOL.

This made my weekend I laughed so hard. Well said honey.

Stay Safe.

Kisses,

ALA.