Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"

[AlanBu]

I'm old school and love Bush on a woman. There is something sexy seeing that dark Bush on a woman as long as it's not too hairy. I wish I could find more providers with this feature. Anybody know of any out there?

I used to see a woman who would shave her pubes. But not right before seeing me. I'd have fun going down on her, but by the end of the evening my face was red from rug burn.

I used to see another woman who enjoyed Szechuan Chinese food. Problem was the next day, her body chemistry and the spices would make my face red from going down on her.

The things we put up with for fun.

[Kenal1]

What is the funniest tattoo you have ever seen on a woman?

There is two that stick out in my mind. A girl that I went to college with, had a pair of boxing gloves located directly above her "box" with the words "Hit it like a Champ" and I always got a good laugh as I tried to smash her into oblivion. The next was a MILF provider out of CBus in the early 2000's with a big ass who had a stamp on her right cheek that read "100% USDA Prime" haha and I must say that I did concur with that ass assessment. I liked the fact that they both had a good sense of humor when it came to their body art and weren't all serious like some about what they put on their bodies. They both were DFW too! Too bad I lost touch:/ In my experience women with tats tend to go the extra mile in the bedroom more often than not. I do not oppose them, it's their bodies not mine.

Years ago a friend sent me a photo showing a hairy vagina with a tat of a guy pushing a lawnmower through the hair with a bald strip behind him. Funny and original as hell.

[CrissyLynn2015]

Apparently one of my regular friends got into trouble with LEO this last week or so ago. A woman on the Dayton ads got him the number started with a 304 which jm sure has changed by now but please everyone be safe out there and do your screening as well. Make sure she has a review or two. Etc.

He said like him and 14 other men got hit and she was on USA. Just want all my friends to be safe is all and have fun. Xoxo.

[AlanBu]

Is your friend UTR? I would like to meet her.

She was a certified and licensed massage therapist. She would do a very good outcall massage and would bring a table with a sheet for draping. She eventually figured out that it was easier to just do the massage on the bed with no draping. LOL. She retired from this business. We traveled together and still go out once in a while.

[Hillbilly Bob]

I meet a woman in Florida a few years back that in large letters down one side of her body the Word PEACE.

Her reason was everyone needs a piece on the side.

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[Pink Particles]

What is the funniest tattoo you have ever seen on a woman?

There is two that stick out in my mind. A girl that I went to college with, had a pair of boxing gloves located directly above her "box" with the words "Hit it like a Champ" and I always got a good laugh as I tried to smash her into oblivion. The next was a MILF provider out of CBus in the early 2000's with a big ass who had a stamp on her right cheek that read "100% USDA Prime" haha and I must say that I did concur with that ass assessment. I liked the fact that they both had a good sense of humor when it came to their body art and weren't all serious like some about what they put on their bodies. They both were DFW too! Too bad I lost touch:/ In my experience women with tats tend to go the extra mile in the bedroom more often than not. I do not oppose them, it's their bodies not mine.

[Passnby]

I remember a girl a while back that had a Honda tattoo. Was a pretty good time. For the longest I that it was Remmy. PB.

[BTBear]

There was a provider in Las Vegas that I would see on my yearly trip.

During the break to recycle I told her that I missed her and she replied, "I've missed you so much I tattooed your name on my ass. ".

My reply was, "You're kidding. ".

"Not joking" she said and she immediately jumped up and assumed doggie position. I was confronted by her delectable butt with "Your" on one cheek and "Name" on the other.

The lady, Jenny of LV was legendary until she came out of the closet as a lesbian and got married.

Oh the memories of our times together will be forever burned into my brain.

[JustACustomer]

My personal feeling is I like a few tastefully designed ink. Works and piercings but the over the top blown out body canvases are too much for me. I love the artfully covered canvas but the face and knuckles shouldn't be inked. Also, not a fan of portraits on the thighs like old time tin works in the western days. I did know of some woman I went down on who had the words putty cat above vagina. Laughed at that and yes I did eat that putty cat.

I knew a girl who had a yellow tat that looked just like the slippery when wet road sign right above her vagina. LOL.

[JustACustomer]

I think a woman can do what she wants with her body. Yes, there are cultures where men also dictate much of that.

But I think the original question was about our preferences. Personally, I do not like piercings or tattoos. I think a woman's body looks amazing and does not need artificial enhancements. If someone has an interesting tattoo, I will ask about it because there is usually a story. I have not heard stories about piercings.

I have a friend with pierced nipples. She also has a great set of 38 DDs. I prefer to look and suck without the piercings in place. But she is into BDSM, so she enjoys taking advantage of the piercings to do some pulling and twisting.

Is your friend UTR? I would like to meet her.

[PalmersDad]

We all know that a lot, perhaps most providers and just about all porn stars have shaved mounds. But I'm curious to hear from you all, how common it is for women outside the hobby or porn videos to be shaved?

Is this just pretty much a hobby / porn type of thing? Is it also common among the younger women in general these days? The hobby is the only action I've been having for the past few years, so I can't say from first hand experience.

Have known many younger women and older, will say most older believe in trimming and younger will shave it bare. Had one younger lady I know who shaved it into a heart for me to take pictures of and then shaved it to a landing strip after. I will eat any if not all pussy but one older lady let it go for amazon rain forest and I just couldn't. I kept coming up for air with hair. I like hair pie just not flossing with pubes all day long.

[PalmersDad]

The Octagon is great entertainment. Here's my pet peeve question: are there really dudes out there that actually like it when a woman destroys the beauty / integrity of her nipples with spikes thinking it's "body jewelry?" I'm obviously expressing my personal opinion with this loaded question here. The worst is when a woman thinks a "ring" in or around her clitoris is, somehow, not only attractive but acts as some kind of pleasure stimulant. I've learned to tolerate navel, some facial piercings, and even ridiculous tongue "rings" (and no, it doesn't improve the sensation for my cock when it's on its way down your throat, ladies). I forget the comedian who once described excessive facial piercings as what happens when a tackle box explodes in a woman's face. But where the hell did anyone get the bright idea that placing what appears to look like a miniature dangling barbell through a woman's nose septum looking very much like something I'd see dangling below the noses of bull cattle is also, somehow, attractive? Or a ring or three around her lip? My theory is all the above is about low personal self-esteem. Or, perhaps this kind of body "adornment" comes from the same dumb place as when a woman thinks her bad perfume that resembles someone's grandmother is also, somehow, attractive? Don't even get me started on tattoos. At least once a woman wakes up out of her self-esteem delirium and removes a bad piercing mistake all it leaves behind is a small hole as evidence. I'm convinced they're not doing this for us, guys. They're doing it for themselves. Anyone have any neon pink or green hair dye?

I'm obviously revealing my age here. You're invited to chime in, team.

JC.

My personal feeling is I like a few tastefully designed ink. Works and piercings but the over the top blown out body canvases are too much for me. I love the artfully covered canvas but the face and knuckles shouldn't be inked. Also, not a fan of portraits on the thighs like old time tin works in the western days. I did know of some woman I went down on who had the words putty cat above vagina. Laughed at that and yes I did eat that putty cat.

[Cheech1]

Although I did say I believe women can pierce and ink if they wish to, I didn't mention that I'm not a huge fan of ink, unless its very well and skillfully done. As far as piercings go, I'm not fond of the face studs and lip or nose rings, I think they mar The beauty, like trying badly to gild a lily. Especially when they ink their face, I think that's ugly. I once knew a girl who had a unicorn tattoo on her breast. After about 30 years, it turned out to be a giraffe, LOL.

In the Bush controversy, I am a great fan of shaved pussy. In fact I have at times had girlfriends who let me shave them as a form of foreplay, then of course I would check for stray hairs with my tongue. Always enjoyable, both front and back. Plus, there is less friction with no hair, and also I think cleaner, especially for a working girl. Also, I think pretty much every girl who wears a thong or small bikini keeps it shaved.

[Buster6914]

I'm not a fan of piercings either. Actually the facial ones I dislike more than the body piercings. I also prefer a Bush too, just seems more natural to me and a more mature look and it really never got in the way when daty either. Guess I'm not really a fan of the ink either. But at least piercings and hair color can be temporary, ink is permanent.

The Octagon is great entertainment. Here's my pet peeve question: are there really dudes out there that actually like it when a woman destroys the beauty / integrity of her nipples with spikes thinking it's "body jewelry?" I'm obviously expressing my personal opinion with this loaded question here. The worst is when a woman thinks a "ring" in or around her clitoris is, somehow, not only attractive but acts as some kind of pleasure stimulant. I've learned to tolerate navel, some facial piercings, and even ridiculous tongue "rings" (and no, it doesn't improve the sensation for my cock when it's on its way down your throat, ladies). I forget the comedian who once described excessive facial piercings as what happens when a tackle box explodes in a woman's face. But where the hell did anyone get the bright idea that placing what appears to look like a miniature dangling barbell through a woman's nose septum looking very much like something I'd see dangling below the noses of bull cattle is also, somehow, attractive? Or a ring or three around her lip? My theory is all the above is about low personal self-esteem. Or, perhaps this kind of body "adornment" comes from the same dumb place as when a woman thinks her bad perfume that resembles someone's grandmother is also, somehow, attractive? Don't even get me started on tattoos. At least once a woman wakes up out of her self-esteem delirium and removes a bad piercing mistake all it leaves behind is a small hole as evidence. I'm convinced they're not doing this for us, guys. They're doing it for themselves. Anyone have any neon pink or green hair dye?

I'm obviously revealing my age here. You're invited to chime in, team.

JC.

[SDaddy9]

The Octagon is great entertainment. Here's my pet peeve question: are there really dudes out there that actually like it when a woman destroys the beauty / integrity of her nipples with spikes thinking it's "body jewelry?" I'm obviously expressing my personal opinion with this loaded question here. The worst is when a woman thinks a "ring" in or around her clitoris is, somehow, not only attractive but acts as some kind of pleasure stimulant. I've learned to tolerate navel, some facial piercings, and even ridiculous tongue "rings" (and no, it doesn't improve the sensation for my cock when it's on its way down your throat, ladies). I forget the comedian who once described excessive facial piercings as what happens when a tackle box explodes in a woman's face. But where the hell did anyone get the bright idea that placing what appears to look like a miniature dangling barbell through a woman's nose septum looking very much like something I'd see dangling below the noses of bull cattle is also, somehow, attractive? Or a ring or three around her lip? My theory is all the above is about low personal self-esteem. Or, perhaps this kind of body "adornment" comes from the same dumb place as when a woman thinks her bad perfume that resembles someone's grandmother is also, somehow, attractive? Don't even get me started on tattoos. At least once a woman wakes up out of her self-esteem delirium and removes a bad piercing mistake all it leaves behind is a small hole as evidence. I'm convinced they're not doing this for us, guys. They're doing it for themselves. Anyone have any neon pink or green hair dye?

I'm obviously revealing my age here. You're invited to chime in, team.

JC.

I don't enjoy them either. All natural women are sexy as hell.