Thread: Rants, Raves and Opinions AKA "The Octagon"
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06-17-18 06:07 #9701
Posts: 223Kinky Kelly
Originally Posted by KidKuddi [View Original Post]
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06-16-18 21:11 #9700
Posts: 14Eastside
Any guys like to share number or info on ladies on the Eastside (Amelia Williamsburg bethel etc).
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06-16-18 21:00 #9699
Posts: 27Small Tips for Providers Today. Big Tips will Come Later!
I am going to call myself Rodney Dangerfield. I just can't get any respect. It seems that all my posts are rails on providers, or common sense suggestions how a provider might be a better provider. This is all meant to be taken constructively. The following is this monger's strong opinion. If any of you brothers think I am being too kind to the ladies, I am being way too kind! I don't want to start any discussions on anything. If you agree with something that I post, please pass it on!
"Honey, see you soon!".
Let's face it. I have taken time to give myself an appropriate monger moniker, Hamilton Joe or ThreeInchWonder. Whether your name is Bubbles, DaddiesGirl, or HugeClit, I understand that you don't want me to know who you really are! When a waitress calls me darlin', she is taking care of 5 tables with 4 people at each table. I have not even told her my name! When I pick up a *****, she gets in the car and says "want to party, sweetie?" I am probably paying you $100 or more, and I have told you my name. I don't want a *****. I want an experience! Honey, take a suggestion, don't text me and call me sweetie. It just makes you look like a *****; and it makes me feel like someone who fraternizes with ******.
"You smell so nice!".
Please do not wear perfume or have perfume smells (even scented candles) in your room. If you completely wash your mouth out, your arm pits, your asshole, and your pussy just before you see me. That would be great. Nothing smells better than clean. I am not so stupid that I don't know that candles do mask many smells. If I smell a scented candle in your room, I only can think that later on my hair will probably have some kind of stank on it. Nothing smells better than fresh and clean. Most of the men that see you cannot take home your perfume smell.
"Respect my time! PART A".
A tip to mongers. Bring your own covers! 'Nuff said! And to providers, you are charging for a service. You need supplies: covers, wipes, towels, sheets, lube, lotions, soaps, mouthwash. To be remiss here is just plain stoopid!
I am paying a lot of money and spending much time just to be with you. As it states in every ad, I am buying your time. Please respect my time and never ask me to pick you up drinks, cigs, rubbers, or anything that might be purchased in a Walmart. And don't ask me to drop you off somewhere. I don't have the time. There may be personal items in my car that I don't want you to see. I definitely don't want any extra smells in my car. My time is valuable and limited. Even if you have an emergency, please have it on someone else's time; please do not ask for anything that would take any extra time. Remember: I am not paying you for sex. I am paying you for your time when I want it, (That is why I make an appointment.) and I am paying you so I can leave when I want. (My time is always limited.).
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06-16-18 10:10 #9698
Posts: 1370RE: AOL Chat rooms adventures
Originally Posted by TheBigEzee [View Original Post]
I got tons of stories about the AOL chat rooms from the years 1996 to 2003. Those were crazy fun times online and it was all FREE.
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06-16-18 06:34 #9697
Posts: 54The NOT Reviews
Since more often than not I come across disappointment than meeting an actual person, I was hoping to post these "NOT Reviews". More of things that could have happened but didn't.
NR1 - NKY.
I texted her in the morning and setup time to meet her later in the evening (after work). There was no response from her when I texted her later, I drove 20 miles anticipating we will be able to meet but it didn't happen.
She was not waiting for me in a black dress and didn't greet me with a kiss on the lips. She didn't ask me to feel comfortable and didn't offer any refreshments. As the evening passed by, we didn't engage in a casual conversation about current affairs, interest in FIFA world cup or the recent changes in the city. She didn't also take off my clothes slowly while we were chatting. Slowly and steadily she didn't play with the 'juniors' nor did she give me a great BBBJ.
We slowly didn't move into a more comfortable position out of couch on to her bed. I also did not dine at the V while she was not taking care of me with her soft lips and a deep throat. We slowly didn't move into a CG position and eventually didn't finish in MISH. She didn't offer me a warm towel to clean up. We didn't go back to couch to talk more & This is when I didn't set my next scheduled with her. I didn't bid my farewell; I also didn't roll down my windows and didn't admire the beautiful city while driving back.
I hope this "NOT review" helps fellow mongers who like me may not be able to have a dream.
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06-16-18 00:23 #9696
Posts: 41AOL Chat rooms adventures
Originally Posted by TMeister [View Original Post]
The one in Philadelphia was a treat. Was chatting for like 20 minutes and was on my way to her. About 1 1/2 hour away. I grabbed a 12 pack and a bottle of wine and headed her way. I had viagra in the car and only used them recreationally as I didn't need it to get hard, only used them to stay hard for hours on end and for almost instant recovery.
So anyway, I get there and walk in and OMG she was fucking ugly. Had a banging body, but ugly as a mud fence. Kinda reminded me of the ugly Jessica rabbit version. So I made up a lie and ran to the car and popped a blue pill. I proceeded to fuck her for the next 6-7 hours. It wasn't bad but would have been better with a paper bag for her head. Eventually I got tired of banging her and acted like I was falling asleep on the couch. Wouldn't you know it the power of the blue pill wouldn't stop and I hard a raging hardon still. So she was kneeling by the couch stroking it saying " come on he loves me he is still so hard". I just remember thinking, lady you have no idea, the little guy is under the influence and doesn't really like you at all.
Damn I miss AOL. Chat rooms.
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06-15-18 10:45 #9695
Posts: 152Calendar Requests
Originally Posted by BTBear [View Original Post]
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06-14-18 11:57 #9694
Posts: 1108Another perspective on txt greeting
On the other hand, an initial txt greeting that is brief and not overtly explicit might be appreciated by someone whose phone is not secure, especially if that is accidental.
Not trying to argue, just providing a different perspective.
Originally Posted by LadyShay69 [View Original Post]
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06-14-18 11:33 #9693
Posts: 1781Random GMail Meeting Requests
Is anyone getting these random GMail calender appointment requests?
I figure it's because I answered a CL ad via email. But not sure.
Does anyone know how to stop them?
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06-14-18 10:31 #9692
Posts: 872Unavailable
Originally Posted by RustyNailsYou [View Original Post]
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06-14-18 02:08 #9691
Posts: 303Me too
Originally Posted by TapThat [View Original Post]Last edited by JimJaimes; 06-14-18 at 02:09. Reason: left out a word
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06-13-18 21:12 #9690
Posts: 953Unreachable
Originally Posted by MrNails [View Original Post]
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06-13-18 20:52 #9689
Posts: 290USASG and ADS
Originally Posted by RustyNailsYou [View Original Post]
Then today around lunch time on my phone I was getting a message saying that the site was "unreachable". I thought they shut it down again. LOL.
Stay Safe.
MrNails.
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06-13-18 16:09 #9688
Posts: 160Usasexguide and usaadultclassifieds unavailable often?
Anyone / everyone else having this problem?
Often unavailable for hours at a time, days and evenings.
Seems to be getting worse instead of better.
Too many mongers trying to access the sites at the same time as me?
All of my other sites work fine.
Rusty.
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06-12-18 20:12 #9687
Posts: 1370RE: AOL Chats
Originally Posted by Scup1958 [View Original Post]
Made it really easy to condense your sex search to local women. I actually did travel long distance to meet a couple ladies but driving 5+ hours for pussy is a big gamble, especially since people were known for using fake photos even back then.